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JhnBrwnRtrns 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about Tinypenis Steroidbitch?

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Am_I_a_Coward [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

A third-party candidate has arrived. But "John Taiwan" has suddenly been disqualified in a big scandal. We shall now vote between "John China" and "Little Johnny Steroids"

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Jabblemonkey1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just call him "Xi's dick huffing fairy that takes it up the ass from the CCP".

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TheDonkeyPirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chong Xi-na?