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556x45mm 226 points ago +226 / -0

Your gonna PAY me to go on a hunting and fishing expedition?

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Wrexxis780 114 points ago +114 / -0

And you don't even have to hunt for food. They said food & water is included.

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Xtracredit 59 points ago +59 / -0

Thank god. A patriot who can read!

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Slice 26 points ago +35 / -9

Not that they can't read, but umm... What else are you going to do for 30 days out in the wilderness? Some of us don't feel like sitting there jerking it for that long.

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Farmerbob1 53 points ago +56 / -3

Improve the shelter. Exercise. Plan out a book on paper. Play solitaire. Sleep late every day.

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NZbacon 50 points ago +50 / -0

Fix the roof!

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Amaroq64 11 points ago +11 / -0

When I look at this picture, I wonder how he stays warm with those huge cracks in the roof. (Or how he stays warm in a wooden hut in the forest.)

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Thethethe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah I would give it a go but 100,000 for fingers or toes is a bad deal. That said with enough time and wood you can run one hell of a bonfire

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waxonwaxoff87 29 points ago +30 / -1

Don't have to go to work and can sleep in late? Food and water is just a bonus.

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2016TrumpMAGA 12 points ago +13 / -1

Re-acquaint myself with the stars.

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ChinaFlu 10 points ago +10 / -0

Improve the shelter.

Going to need to add another layer of roofing logs, or peel the bark off some logs in big strips and use it like shingles. Maybe pack some moss or something into those cracks to keep the drafts down.

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Farmerbob1 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the weather is cold enough, you could just pack snow around the hut.

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QSWO1 24 points ago +24 / -0

Breath fresh air, and not look at the ghetto.

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Pickinpox 13 points ago +13 / -0

You're just jealous of the shit wall houses.

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loverat 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can't believe somecunt downvoted your comment. Poor fragile snowflake must think you are talking about them =)

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brundlefly777 8 points ago +8 / -0

Read. Hone a new skill. Practice a musical instrument. Map out the forest where you live. Despite the fact you already have food and water, find some more of it yourself.

Shit, there's so much you could do. I think by the end of it you wouldn't even want to come back.

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DaleGribbleWasRight 13 points ago +13 / -0

Listen, most of us can reed and right. It's not that hard.

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Taupkek 5 points ago +5 / -0

That writin' is written rotten!

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ParticleCannon 18 points ago +18 / -0

So long as I still get fire

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Wrexxis780 10 points ago +10 / -0

Good point. It would be easy to set this up for people to try if you just let them all freeze to death.

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Farmerbob1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Firebows really are not hard to make if you have shoestrings.

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Spicy_maymay 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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mailinvoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly, most people PAY others for that experience. Sign me up for 2 months.

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FinalSynapse 3 points ago +17 / -14

Id love to see someone hunt or fish without technology. As in with your bear hands.

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Dallasguy 110 points ago +110 / -0

If I had bear hands I'd be the greatest fisherman ever.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Heh.

That's a funny name.

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Abovethefray 5 points ago +5 / -0

You should see his giant hat....

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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603win 22 points ago +22 / -0

Good news—The second amendment gives you the right to bear arms

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Farmerbob1 12 points ago +12 / -0

If you had bear hands though, wouldn't that be the right to arm bears?

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Long-Knife 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, but they're required to wear sleeveless shirts.

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CensoredCitizen 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think fishing with bear hands is illegal in many states.

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scyenceFiction 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wanna meet the game warden crazy enough to try and arrest an 800lb grizzly.

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dryGulch 17 points ago +17 / -0

Worth viewing just for the “bear hands” jokes alone.

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DoozerChuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

??thats good

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Prometheus76 24 points ago +24 / -0

If you are talking about mountain streams (I grew up around trout streams), the fish all dash under the bank, but once they're there, they don't know where else to go. What does that mean? It means that yes, you can reach under the bank (it's easiest if you're in the water) and you can feel them. Move slowly and come up from beneath them. You run your fingers up and down their belly a few times, and the fish kind of calm down, then you quickly come up and put your thumb into their gill, and pull them out. Easiest if you either keep holding them or whack their head on a rock to kill them. You can eat fresh trout without cooking it, but you'll want to gut it first.

If you have a pocketknife with you (and if you're in the mountains, you should), you turn the fish on its back in your hand. Stick the knife into the fish's anus and slice the belly up towards it's mouth until just below the little triangle between the two gills. Now, take your knife and stick it in the thin sheet of skin on one side of the fish's tongue, then push the knife through and come out the other thin sheet of skin. Now, push towards the fish's mouth and cut out the tongue. Now, grab the tongue with your forefinger and put your thumb in the top of the slit you cut, and pinch your thumb and forefinger together, now pull straight towards you away from the fish. The guts will all come out. Rinse the fish and use your thumb to clean out the fish's large intestine, which runs along its spine. You can use a knife or your thumbnail to tear the thin membrane there.

Congrats, you caught a fish by hand and ate fresh trout sushi. Skinning it is optional.

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Farmerbob1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Crayfish are also quite easy to catch bare handed, though I would hesitate to eat them without cooking them.

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FinalSynapse -23 points ago +1 / -24

But the knife is technology. Awesome that you can do it without fire though, I would have thought that's harder technology to live without.

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Prometheus76 20 points ago +21 / -1

The person presenting the challenge would definitely have to define "technology", because fire and clothes definitely count as technology, if you are going for the "anything that is not a tool native to your body". But I think they meant "anything with a transistor" or "anything that you could buy at a radio shack".

But in reality, I just wanted to share the skill of catching fish with your hands. It's totally possible, pretty easy, and is a useful thing to know about in survival situations. I've never seen a "survivalist" on TV do it, and they should.

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Friendly_B 7 points ago +8 / -1

I just read it as "cellphone." Lol. "Would you live in this horrible nature nightmare without being able to keep up to date with Lady Gaga's tweets?"

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ProudWhiteMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

yeah it's definitely a tv/internet/phone thing/video game

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FinalSynapse -7 points ago +7 / -14

I honestly came here for that kind of discussion. Didn't realize so many people would be so butthurt about having an obvious incorrect assumption being pointed out to them. Thank you for being the one that wasn't. And I agree that's an important survival skill and more people should be talking about it and similar types of skill sets.

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Being that the cabin itself is also a form of technology, as are warm clothes and campfires, it's a more sensible assumption that they meant modern creature comforts rather than sticking you naked in a frozen forest to freeze to death.

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ImportantPerson -1 points ago +3 / -4

People aren't butthurt. You are trying to have a fucking stupid discussion. The other poster was able to make a post which wasn't fucking stupid which is why he didn't get downvoted for his comment but notice how every single one of your posts got downvoted? That should tell you that you are a moron.

The other reality here is that no one is making an incorrect assumption here. They are using the most common understanding of the word technology. You are trying to generalize the word technology to such a point that it's meaningless.

You need to be more intelligent if you want a discussion.

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FloridaGirl 17 points ago +17 / -0

Did you kill the bear with your bare hands to get the bear hands? ?

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Ray_ciss 3 points ago +3 / -0

... the only way it's legal...

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FinalSynapse -10 points ago +2 / -12

Isn't that what the constitution refers to? Like not just the hands but the whole arm.

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CensoredCitizen 5 points ago +5 / -0

What possible reason would you need a whole bear arm?

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WhoMeTwo 3 points ago +3 / -0

To keep your arms warm.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not about needs. Plus, can you imagine how fast soy rioters would scatter if you swung at them with a whole kodiak arm?

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FinalSynapse -9 points ago +2 / -11

Or freedom of speech, etc etc

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kornesque 11 points ago +11 / -0

Discovering you can hunt is technology, checkmate! -this guy

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FinalSynapse -13 points ago +2 / -15

Technology = the application of science.

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Farmerbob1 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is easy to make a fishing spear. Fish weirs too. Snares aren't hard if there is decent grass around.

If you are totally clueless about hunting and fishing, then sure, it might be hard to figure out, but hunting small game and fish without high tech tools is pretty easy.

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Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

How can I learn to do this?

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Farmerbob1 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are lots of YouTube videos about primitive living and toolmaking.

I learned a lot of stuff on my path to Eagle Scout, 35ish years ago.

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FinalSynapse -11 points ago +2 / -13

It's says no tech. Not just "high tech".

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Farmerbob1 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do you consider to be tech?

I can make a fishing spear with a sharp rock, a small tree, and some grass.

I can make a fishing weir with just grass and sticks.

You can make a snare from a couple sticks and grass.

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Farmerbob1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, look up the sport of 'noodling.'

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CHEVLEON 2 points ago +2 / -0

no, you have stay in the shelter. no exiting. to hunt or fish.... unless you manage to dig all the way to a river in that month an fish in the tunnel.

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BrandenHaize 55 points ago +56 / -1

I'd do it without the monetary incentive. I'd love to live off grid like that.

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xxnamexx530 29 points ago +29 / -0

no no, they are paying you to leave, your vacation has already run over by 3 weeks at that point

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RyanUpCreek 8 points ago +8 / -0

Most of my money would be spent on ammo and seeds

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Friendly_B 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where do you get the good seeds?

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SoAngryRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Baker creek heirloom seed co. The best I have found. You might have missed it for this year, the coof made everybody take up gardening so you have to be ready.

https://www.rareseeds.com/

Edit. Totally Missed the point. You don’t have technology. Thought you were asking for a source.

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

You understood me right! I want some seeds that work. I'll check it out, thanks.

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iamherefortheluls 4 points ago +4 / -0

imagine getting sick. Like 3 days of bed rest required. 3 days with nothing to do but stare at the walls.

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Captainzoomer 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sounds good.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or you know, read a book.

And who gets sick?

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iamherefortheluls 1 point ago +1 / -0

need light to read books. that 'shelter' doesn't even have a roof that will keep the rain out

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Tx50bmg 51 points ago +51 / -0

The irony of what I'm about to post on an internet forum isn't lost on me, but that said:

A month without tech? Bliss!

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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

then why don't you? you don't even have to live in a hut with half a roof in the snow for a month

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Tx50bmg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta eat. But we ARE cashing in on the housing prices and moving further into the country later this year, so… ?

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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

i meant you can have a month without tech without moving into a hut lol

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Tx50bmg 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s the “gotta eat” part lol

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FinalSynapse -32 points ago +2 / -34

I guarantee you you'd be missing the cloths on your back an hour in.

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AlphaNathan 16 points ago +17 / -1

Why did you create an account just to write dozens of comments on this post?

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FinalSynapse -28 points ago +2 / -30

I didn't create an account just to post replies on this particular post. Why do you feel the need to look through people's account history? That's the kind of thing I expect a woke redditor to do.

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Kekmanchoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Then go back where you came from faggot.

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FinalSynapse -15 points ago +1 / -16

You're right I have no experience in scavenging in the woods naked and have no idea why someone might find that enjoyable. I'd love to see someone try to do it for $100k though.

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WassermanSchultz 5 points ago +5 / -0

I go camping several times a year in places with no cell reception. It's fun. Also the post says food is provided, so no scavenging necessary.

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YouNeedVPN 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is no 'try'. Give me food and water like the post says, and i might as well be staying at the holiday inn.

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Dallasguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

What do cloths on your back do?

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FinalSynapse -15 points ago +1 / -16

Protect you from the elements. A technology from stone age times.

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MastaJoda 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a retarded faggot! ??

Only an idiot would go naked into the wild. Wtf are you even talking about, dipshit?

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MoonLevelStop 43 points ago +43 / -0

Probably, but three questions:

  1. When you say "stay in this shelter", does that mean not going outside, or just that it is where I go to sleep?

  2. Who is the dude?

  3. Is he going to be living there too?

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Lurker404 21 points ago +21 / -0

Asking the important questions here.

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NormalCitizen 13 points ago +13 / -0

Does he know how to play Euchre?

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Prometheus76 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or Spades? Or Hearts? Or Bridge? Or Gin? Or Cribbage? Give me something here!

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sixfingerdildo 9 points ago +9 / -0

lol internet lawyer saves the day. turns out, that's the dude's permanent home, he hasn't had company in ten years and he's really itching to talk to somebody.

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JS_Mill 1 point ago +1 / -0

from the photo it looks like the first snow. I'd be concerned with it flooding. Through the winter time it'll be good though, like an igloo.

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +1 / -1

All that and you didn't ask what their standard for "technology" is. It would be a pretty shitty trip if you weren't allowed to use even a bow drill firestarter lol.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's pretty obvious that he means modern technology, unless this is some kind of devil's bargain shit.

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NamendaBiden 28 points ago +28 / -0

Any man that says "no"likes wieners.

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OneTrueJoshua 7 points ago +7 / -0

I read that in butters voice. Southpark.

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Donaldtrump20-20 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is immigration in a nutshell. Stay one month in U.S. custody and then receive free healthcare and taxpayer dollars for life.

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magnokor 18 points ago +18 / -0

Can you put a tarp over the roof?

No neighbors.

No traffic.

No media.

Do you really get the $100,000, or do you have to pay that to stay in the nice area?

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dixond 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can you put a tarp over the roof?

Break off pine/spruce/fir branches and drape it in them. Close enough.

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SoAngryRanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think I’d chink the gaps with moss and stuff first, then cover it in earth.

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FinalSynapse -20 points ago +4 / -24

Technology is the application of science. Sounds like your applying science to the materials around you there. This is expressly forbidden in the rules.

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dixond 5 points ago +5 / -0

You've been down voted, but I giggled.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah that roof is dogshit

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ImportantPerson -1 points ago +2 / -3

Seriously, who built that roof. Were they even trying?

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McPickle 14 points ago +15 / -1

yes. i only ate food 11 days out of 30 days last month. am not on a diet. i'd do it just foe food every day.

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kratomlol [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Let us know man pm me if you need to eat

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Zskills 10 points ago +10 / -0

Where do you live?

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Gadsden 12 points ago +12 / -0

No joke, we can certainly help out.

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ThinkingAboutYou 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hard times??

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AveryCreek 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have food I can send you.

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Shayhawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or he could use the internet connection he's PAYING for to buy food...don't get scammed

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Shayhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

But you can pay for internet/cell phone to post this...

I am skeptical...

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Gadsden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hm. That didn't even cross my mind.

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spinometer 14 points ago +14 / -0

how is this even a question?

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FinalSynapse -14 points ago +2 / -16

Then what's stopping you?

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spinometer 6 points ago +6 / -0

where do i sign up?

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FinalSynapse -16 points ago +2 / -18

You don't need to sign up anywhere. You can go live in the woods naked with out fire or shelter right now. What's stopping you?

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spinometer 12 points ago +12 / -0

OP says there's $100k involved and nothing about naked etc

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FinalSynapse -15 points ago +2 / -17

It clearly says no technology

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OakiaPyre 8 points ago +8 / -0

It clearly says no "access" to tech.

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Moldymaltquaffer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Weaving is tech.
Wearing is not.

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FinalSynapse -15 points ago +1 / -16

Technology is the application of science, by definition. Skinning an animal and wearing it's fur is a type of technology. Putting any material on your naked skin is a type of technology.

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spinometer 1 point ago +1 / -0

love that part

guy is wearing clothes tho

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

City ordinances.

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Mtnlion667 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not much smaller than the cabin I rented in Leadville, CO each winter as an upgrade to living out of my truck all spring, summer, and fall. Had electricity though. But no phone, TV, or Internet. Only wood cooking and heat, pre cell phones. So... Hell yeah I'd do it! So long as my dogs can join.

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ArcanumAbsurdum 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wait, you're gonna pay me 100 grand to go on vacation, for a month? Cool, I tell you what, leave me an axe and a bow saw and I'll upgrade your shelter for you, looks a little drafty.

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FinalSynapse -19 points ago +1 / -20

Those are types of technology. Not sure you even get clothing. No tech is a rule you're aware of right?

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ArcanumAbsurdum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Since when is an axe considered technology, if that's the case isn't any shelter considered technology? What are we talking here cell phones or black powder rifles? It's not like I was thinking of dragging an MRI machine out there. Fuck it, I can start a fire without matches, I'll cook some chert an make my own axe. Seems like the guy in the doorway has his nice cozy gore-tex field jacket and knit cap...or is he just there to make sure I don't use technology AKA applying scientific principles to solve a problem...like say stuffing my pants with leaves when I get cold......INSULATION! THERMODYNAMICS! OH NO! TECHNOLOGY! I think you may be overthinking the technology angle here.

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FinalSynapse -12 points ago +1 / -13

How is my basic knowledge of the definition of the word "technology" overthinking it LMAO

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ArcanumAbsurdum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because you're taking a word that is usually used in a general sense and are applying the strictest definition to it, you have no idea what the writer of this post meant by technology. You've taken an interesting living rough exercise and applied some extreem neo-luddite pathological condition to it. Toilet paper is technology? Really? All you can use are your hands, huh? Can you take steps to keep yourself healthy or is basic hygiene technology.....because germ theory of disease? By the application of your standards the post should read "Who would live in this drafty shelter in the snow, that you can't fix cause roofs and insulation are technology, probably dying of hypothermia, naked because even rudimentary garments and fire are neanderthal technology, eating your provided meals, shit-stained and shivering, teeth rotting out of your head, because TP, leaves, washing your hands and even primitive dental hygiene are technology. But and it's a big but, should you be able to tolerate the constant worsening sickness, some how survive the inevitable infections and not have to be medevaced before a months time you can have $100,000, that taxes will take half of and you might have enough left over to pay for a fraction of your subsequent hospitalization and long rehabilitation back to some semblance of health." Talk about a buzzkill, you must be a real hoot at parties.

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PraiseBeToScience -2 points ago +1 / -3

Dude you responded to a guy poking fun with a massive autistic wall of text and signed it off with a faggoty Reddit-grade cliche.

He may not be fun at parties but at least he's not a fucking incel neck beard.

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ArcanumAbsurdum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, couldn't fully respond to your text because of your screen name as application of science is technology. Also "Reddit-grade cliche" is in itself, a cliche. "Fucking incel" is self contradictory, how can one be fucking and an involuntary celibate at the same time, please clarify and resubmit your criticism in a non-technological format. And what technological sorcery is this "faggoty Reddit" you speak of?

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

ACKSHULLY

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Buck_Fiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

Some of us just call that "vacation".

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Americanapplepie 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’d do it for free.

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FinalSynapse -19 points ago +1 / -20

Then what's stopping you?

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

He probably has a job and responsibilities. Things you know nothing about you pathetic man child.

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YugYensid 7 points ago +7 / -0

Depends on the toilet paper situation

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FinalSynapse -14 points ago +1 / -15

TP is a type of technology

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Dallasguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Who needs TP? I can wipe my ass with my bear hands.

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HiddenDekuScrub 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is turning into the running gag of the thread, isn't it?

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FinalSynapse -10 points ago +2 / -12

I believe bear arms are recognized as an unalienable right.

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Flptplt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Amazing that this is some sort of challenge. One month, $100,000 reward? The only stipulation is that you won't have access to technology? Oh well, bring a bunch of books

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FinalSynapse -13 points ago +2 / -15

A book is a type of technology

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loric4882 5 points ago +5 / -0

Books are infrastructure.

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MakeSpaceGreatAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of great comments on this post, but this was my personal favorite. Well done.

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Moldymaltquaffer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Making a book is technology. Having one is not.

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FinalSynapse -10 points ago +1 / -11

The definition of technology is the application of science. How is having a book not having technology?

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sixfingerdildo 6 points ago +6 / -0

the hard part is the food and water... and they're giving it to you?

define technology... no carbon steel knives? no firearms? no polyester climacool thermal underwear?

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +2 / -1

All your food and water is in cans and they don't give you a can opener :)

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FinalSynapse -17 points ago +2 / -19

A shaped rock is tech. So is fire.

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AveryCreek 10 points ago +10 / -0

Will you fucking stfu? You're all over this thread saying the same thing over and over again. Fuck off libtard.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

ACKSHULLY

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sixfingerdildo 1 point ago +1 / -0

i agree. sorry for your karma

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Coolgenner 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s air conditioned

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not a game of survival; it's a game of intellegence.

I'd just take the wood from the shelter and be an instant multi-millionaire.

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

Local man puts wheels on shack, the big secret game-shows don't want you to know about.

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wakingmajority 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can I bring a few books?

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FinalSynapse -14 points ago +3 / -17

Books are a type of technology

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empiretc 5 points ago +5 / -0

where do we sign up?

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thingaboutarsenal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Funny thing about quitting every social media platform is you realize what a total waste of time they are. Sign me up. My only catch is I need my wife and kid.

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leave the kid at home. When was the last time you had a month away with your wife?

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Deplorable002 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did it for a $0.25 an hour in the ARMY. Minus the sweet shack. Easy

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Bigger_igloo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shiiiit, compared to jail, stuck with basic cable echoing off brick walls every day. Itd be a pleasure. Man has a natural connection to nature, were healthier when we keep that connection.

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Clandestiny 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you threatening me with a vacation!?

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Delirious133 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't you threaten me with a good time.

Some one start catalog the memes so I have a stockpile to come back to.

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Stormcrossing 4 points ago +4 / -0

I volunteer!

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MechanicalMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

So you're saying I get to keep the wood?

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HeavenlyTrumpets 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does this mean that you have to stay inside of there the whole time, or are you allowed to leave the shelter? Cause being locked in would suck.

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Moebius 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've lived in tents for far longer than this back in the day...

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fat50 3 points ago +3 / -0

As long as I'm allowed to fix the roof. That one is leaky as hell.

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RobFromTechServices 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this even a question?...wait can my dog come?

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FinalSynapse -14 points ago +1 / -15

Animal Husbandry is a type of technology

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2008RonPaul2012 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are books technology? Heating? Lighting? Is fire technology?

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DarkMemeDuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ask the Amish

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mytummyhurts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same thing I'd do now: Buy ammo.

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RampRat43 2 points ago +2 / -0

ILL NEED SOME BOOKS, SEVERAL PAIRS OF READER S AND I AM FINE AS LONG AS I HAVE COFFEE!

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Deplorable_Doofus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if I'm allowed to finish the damn roof. Come on guys, that's just silly.

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becomelions 2 points ago +2 / -0

what? and take a chance of missing a message from trump? or the audit? never.

nice try communists!

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh.... make it a million

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Prometheus76 1 point ago +1 / -0

NGMI

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JohnSpartanSAPD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why does the roof suck?

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Shakyrob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol fuckin' glampers ;). Look at that nice ass hut. Here's what I will do. Bring a bag filled with all the books life's prevented me from reading (yes actual books). Outside of using the probably bottled water for cooking. I will just bring my cool filter dealies that screw onto bottles or bladders. Tastier that way. The hut can keep the books mostly unweathered cause the trees in the back are looking workable for my Hammock.

Ugh that would be so fun. Had friends I would do backpacking trips with but only the weekend. Tried a two week regular camping trip with them once... most wanted to return before the end of the first week. So sad. Lol I'm not even nearly as knowledgeble as half of what ever replies this tread ends up getting... but I love the out doors.

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WowbaggerTIP 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know where I'd come up with the $100,000 for them, but I'd gladly pay them to do it.

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FinalSynapse -11 points ago +2 / -13

Same. I'd love to see the ppl in this comment section actually try this shit.

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SoAngryRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

You seem like a colossal faggot.

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Gadsden 2 points ago +2 / -0

This might be the easiest $100000 challenge, ever. Hahahahahaha

WOW! I must be more disconnected from the modern day thinking than I initially thought.

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FinalSynapse -11 points ago +2 / -13

Technology means all technology no just stuff invented in the last 100 years.

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latsbruh 4 points ago +4 / -0

um akshually...

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Gadsden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds good.

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FinalSynapse -10 points ago +1 / -11

Id love to see it. If I had the money I would offer it to ppl to try.

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QueensOwn 2 points ago +2 / -0

So basically it’s the 1970’s all over again. I’d do it for a lot longer than that.

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Gyromancer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure, but I would definitely give that roof some attention.

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TheSaltyProphet 1 point ago +1 / -0

You damn right.

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Siteless_Vagrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd do it and thatch that roof for free.

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SryServiceDown 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd make it a little better like filling in the gaps in the roof. But hell yeah, sign me up.

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Rageofpepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t tell them I’ll take the money but if they charged I’d have paid for it

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FinalSynapse -12 points ago +1 / -13

What's stopping you from taking of your clothes and living like a savage animal in the woods right now?

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Rageofpepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m 8 years from retirement I love my job. And my son is in college to become a DR.

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bigbossman2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck ya