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ca18det 93 points ago +93 / -0

Top kek. Lad on the right looks like he's about to go out on stage.

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Jewsacky 21 points ago +22 / -1

Exactly, we all know the gays dress nicely. Lol

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JustBoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

THEY LOOK FABULOUS! I guess they'll just violently Suck the Dicks of the Islamic Terrorists and that will subdue them. Because we all know how Islam loves Gays.

Also, that moment when your "Police Force" are nothing more than a skit starring the Village People singing YMCA. Yeesh.

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45isthebomb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Macho macho man is playing in my head. Guh I hope it stops

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CrackerSmurf2 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmfao that's what I posted.

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MycologyofMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hot cops from arrested development!

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Patriots_dont_kneel 17 points ago +17 / -0

He's doing the trademark Italian hand gesture while talking thing too.

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ModernKnight 15 points ago +15 / -0

Clearly he's only half Italian, as his other hand remains by his side.

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honk_honk_honk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Being disabled is tough as an Italian. You can speak but nobody can understand you.

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covfefe_energy 10 points ago +10 / -0

"and so I says to de guy...eh! I AM DE LAW!"

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ima gonna win!

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PhilosoGuido 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just a few gold chains short of going full Judge Dredd

"I AM the lauuwr!"

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Graey 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is exactly what I was seeing...and as long as they stay in Italy I am excited to see how this progresses.

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leg_hairs 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is literally a skit straight out of Portlandia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBtrLqHlEhg&ab_channel=darekhimself2

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

literally what the left want. art imitating life imitating art.

fucking clown world

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eagle-eyes2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

... and do his strip or table dance!

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Tenspot20 52 points ago +52 / -0

You've got to stay at the YMCA

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deleted 18 points ago +18 / -0
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MrSir 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now yous cant leave

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was a test to find out how flexible your wrist is. You passed in flying colors!

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giacomo 46 points ago +46 / -0

I didn't know they made those boots for men

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deleted 30 points ago +31 / -1
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SwampGirlAZ 25 points ago +26 / -1

They shouldn’t

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mugatucrazypills 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know where you bought that ... and it wasn't the menswear section. ... Charlie Murphy

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DonaldTheWhite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Game...Blouses...

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MehNahMehNah 3 points ago +3 / -0

The watch accessorizes that getup nicely.

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Lord_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Goes well with the scooter

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ObamasLooseButthole 30 points ago +30 / -0

That's in Rome, what do you expect?

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 30 points ago +30 / -0

Considering the pope is a disgusting commie faggot, this is about what I expect.

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Meaty_Tulip 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fact check: truer than fuck.

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dixond 14 points ago +14 / -0

I fucking love you guys so much, no homo.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

When in Rome it's not homo to buttfuck a Roman as long as you're the buttfucker. It's on the first page of your Lonely Planet Travel Guide.

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Dev404 28 points ago +28 / -0

Looks like something you'd expect to see assless chaps for. The criminals will be out of breath from laughing while trying to run away.

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Skogin 16 points ago +16 / -0

Or they’ll be sodomized.

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TrumpAndGodWin 19 points ago +19 / -0

Come out with your pants down!

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Skogin 7 points ago +7 / -0

lol

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Dev404 8 points ago +8 / -0

The cops or the criminals?

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Skogin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can’t it be both?

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ZacPetkanas 11 points ago +11 / -0

assless chaps

All chaps are assless or they'd just be called "pants"

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DonaldTheWhite 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's just so fun to say..."assless"

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Whosaidwhatnow 25 points ago +25 / -0

A gay dude definitely designed these and the priority was not practicality.

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T471 25 points ago +25 / -0

oh my, nice uhhm...leggings......

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Spawnlingman 14 points ago +14 / -0

So there I was with mah Lawgiver

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 23 points ago +23 / -0

Is it possible to run in those boots?

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HerbertBailBondsh 19 points ago +19 / -0

NOT WITHOUT BREAKING A NAIL!!

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pour a drink down the boot to disable the faggot.

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Counterforce1 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hahaha I haven’t been back to Italy for awhile but they’re seriously wearing hot pants now? The cops are literally wearing yoga pants on duty?

If I saw these two in person on would legit dismiss them as porn actors

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Leporidae 17 points ago +18 / -1

At least they're not fat. They're probably able to do their job without having to kill anyone because of always feeling threatened.

https://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100806/640/such_fat_cops_640_01.jpg

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Patriots_dont_kneel 5 points ago +5 / -0

American police fitness standards right there.

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Chad_Dudebroski 3 points ago +3 / -0

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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G_regulator 16 points ago +17 / -1

Nazi uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss himself. They are without doubt the best looking military uniforms every produced.

These guys look like the euro fags they are.

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Mcbignuts2 14 points ago +15 / -1

Why are mediterranean ppl so gay? Is it the heat? You woupd never catch a russian or czech man dressed like this, heck even most soy german men these days don't dress like this

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BadManOrange 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mediterranean cultures in general are more touchy feely and warm. I've read a theory that cultures that are more that put a higher importance on hospitality that showing warmth is very important for one's reputation and therefore those cultures fostered those qualities. Why do these modern men in these cultures dress kinda gay and act less traditionally masculine? That I can't explain because I know every old school Italian man I've ever met (at least from the South) were at their peak incredibly strong men who would never be caught dead wearing the clothes that these modern men do.

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zigZag590 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ironically it's the Italian and Spanish man fucking all those Russians, German and Czech girls when they go on vacation.

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Mcbignuts2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol same can be said in reverse when Germans, Czechs n Russians go on vacation to the beach

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christianknight -7 points ago +3 / -10

America is such a dump lol. Aint no girls here even worth looking at.

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PhilosoGuido 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you kidding me, Germany has the gayest population in all Europe by a long shot. And as another user here noted Nazi uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss, a favorite designer of homos everywhere.

https://www.statista.com/chart/6466/europes-lgbt-population-mapped/

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MarginofFraud 3 points ago +4 / -1

This. I'm really ashamed to say it but those fits aren't all bad. Maybe a little less skinny on the jeans and less flared boots just to "straighten up" the look a little, so to speak.

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Themodsrfags 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thats the faggotiest shit I've ever seen. I had to make a word up to describe what I saw.

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EvilGuy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Look like they are auditioning for the village people.

Are all Italian cops gay or do they just enjoy people thinking they are gay?

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Fanakapan 8 points ago +11 / -3

Carabinieri, paramilitary gendarmerie, and the best law enforcement body in Italy.

Despite appearances, they're a tough, bunch of professionals, and I'd enjoy seeing some of the guys here calling em fags, doing it to their faces :D

Having said that, there does seem to be a move amongst European police bodies to make their members look less like cops, and more like young adults playing dress up. Chief culprits in that regard would be the UK police who seem intent on filling their ranks with either fat knackers, or dwarf women.

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BadManOrange 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember years ago going to Italy and Carabinieri looked like bad asses who carried around either a submachine gun or a rifle. Now they look like this?

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Leb99 -2 points ago +1 / -3

No need to always carry a submachine gun when are fit and you run and take down your opponent without faint after 5 steps.. Also in Italy they don't shoot people playsing simon say like when some insecure asshole killed Daniel Shaver...

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LesboPregnancyScare 6 points ago +6 / -0

The short jacket and tall boots make me think these are motorcycle carabinieri.

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crimsonfancy 6 points ago +6 / -0

In 2016 on, we saw the Italians were based. They still are and only news otherwise is on tv and msm.

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GeoG85 4 points ago +4 / -0

So they merged the Police Academy with the Blue Oyster.

Mother of God. ಠ_ಠ

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mickusa1 4 points ago +4 / -0

last time I was there was in 1997... They literally were wearing gray uniforms, those hats, and pants with flared legs tucked into boots, I literally thought they were SS. In this picture they look like two gay strippers before a show.

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BadManOrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, they were pretty much military police.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thin Blew Line.

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lixa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look up Spanish Army.

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Mooseface 4 points ago +4 / -0

A few years ago in Rome I saw a policewoman directing traffic. She looked smart in her Armani uniform, with her shoulder purse on one shoulder and holding an uzi type gun in her other hand.

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kmb123 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are motorcycle cops hence the pants and books. Superfast bikes. Yes, they do look gay.

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20KAG20 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d have to agree. Looks like padded shirts too.

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HerbertBailBondsh 4 points ago +4 / -0

An old Italian couple is standing together.. how can you decide which one is the female?

The one with the thickest mustache!!

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StadiumHopper 3 points ago +3 / -0

I swear I hear one that sounds like Joey Tribiani saying...

" How you do'nnnm?"

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Bunniefuzz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmmmm.... ; )

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Roqu 3 points ago +4 / -1

That is cool

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catinmylapone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are,are those yoga pants?

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F33linFr0ggy 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like Tour de France cyclist meets stripper cop.

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MyAuntFanny 3 points ago +3 / -0

They both fill out that uniform pretty nicely. I'd rather see capable and fit looking men in stupid clothes, than some of the overweight women stuffed into their uniforms on my city police force.

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JZSquared 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's time to play: "Male stripper? Or cop?"

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HerbertBailBondsh 3 points ago +4 / -1

truly says alot when theres a cutie in short shorts walking by.. and these two rump pumpers are too busy discussing who was on ellen last night, to even notice.

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Meaty_Tulip 3 points ago +3 / -0

...and that's why you don't skip leg day... Top heavy cock gobbling fagestapo.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got the gist of it by the time you got to "Italian cops"

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ChickNorris 2 points ago +3 / -1

I gotta agree with everyone in this thread saying at least they aren't fat. As an American I'm embarrassed by how out of shape some of our LEO are.

That said, anyone in SWAT or an elite police force isn't going to look like the local sheriff deputy posted in the pic somewhere in this thread.

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Warchant59 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg, I'd die laughing. Guess I can't commit crimes if I suffocate though.....hmmmm. BRAVO!

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +3 / -1

Laugh it up but these guys would fuck you up. At least they can see their own penis in the shower unlike some of our pigs.

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

downvoted by someone who can't see their own penis

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notCIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, they aren't?

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HerbertBailBondsh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like s faegs about to break into Y-M-C-A!!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Members of the S.L.A.Y. Team.

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dr_gonzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way I'm letting those dudes frisk me.

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spuger 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, the actual nazis also looked like gay nazis...

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ThirteenPercenter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course they’re ignoring the gal to the right with the nice legs

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Hanging_Chad [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Passively negging in leggings

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Prometheus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just missing a pack of cigarettes rolled up in a sleeve.

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Tudor2904 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like they are using some older designs for their uniforms

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goat_nebula 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s hilarious, the cops do actually look just like this and they don’t really do much. As soon as you show up to the Colosseum or other major tourist site and the military is out in full kit and automatic rifles for security. They use cops for traffic tickets and breaking up bar fights and the military for actual security.

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CrackerSmurf2 1 point ago +1 / -0

All I hear now is Macho Macho Man I want To BE a Macho Man.