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posted ago by ENVYNITAZ ago by ENVYNITAZ +451 / -1
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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

They spent the pittance to deny the workers there right to a union contract

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JoeRiver 16 points ago +16 / -0

Most likely the only way those wage slaves will be able to take a break. With how scarce bathrooms are, I look forward to reports of people shitting in them.

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gamephreak5 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or hanging themselves in them

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watchman4u 16 points ago +16 / -0

Cry Closets & Play Doe Therapy Rooms

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yamsham 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wagie, if you feel crazy, then get in cagie.

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DonaldTheWhite 5 points ago +5 / -0

A small cage inside a big cage

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Directional 11 points ago +11 / -0

Being in the closet is supposed to be a metaphor.

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ProPatria 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Focus on your mental well-being" = "Go cry where others can't see you because you're making them depressed also."

Or, more likely, "Go cry where management can't see that shit, it's making them remember what it's like to have a heart."

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Bundari 8 points ago +8 / -0

Step in, we painting the ceiling so you can pretend you're looking at the sky. Make sure to swipe your employment card so we can deduct the time from your wage.

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Shroudedf8 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've seen that in hospitals. Makes me more depressed when I'm the one looking up at it from a bed. You know some industrial psychologist got paid a fortune to come up with that lame ass idea.

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Greenhills 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just go home and take a day off.

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patR1OT 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are they also going to install nets around their buildings to catch the jumpers like in China?

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hazelknut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get him the fuck back to work! where the hell are my socks goddamit?!!!

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BiglyCovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Next step... Suicide booths!

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allidoiswin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not too far from Futurama's suicide booths.

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The_Nowhere_Man 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shit, if they don't limit the time or dock pay a smart employee would go in, lock it, and take a nap. Fuck Amazon they can afford to pay the smarter ones for napping on the job.

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leon_06 4 points ago +4 / -0

10 bucks , i say it will be a sex booth.

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Deadcow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spank tank.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahahahahahaha

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BigDickTurner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Presumably they have to come out again once their 30 second "break" is over?

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I_Used_to_be_me 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, we already have this (going to the bathroom to take a dump)

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IlxTheGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

An actual weep closet, so where's the padre with the key?

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Checkmate6Romeo 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK im going to have to listen to the whole thing later. I love me some audiobooks.

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superwookee 3 points ago +3 / -0

My first thought was suicide booths from Futurama.

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spezisthedevil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Read the title in JLP.

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel bad for all u normal parents out there knowing your kids have to grow up and attempt to create a nice life for themselves next to these weak pussies out there!

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AQuietVoice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bathroom Stalls would be better; at least they would serve a function.

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gamephreak5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't Futurama kinda predict this with the "suicide booths"?

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Annpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Y'all don't know my coworkers.... Give me a laptop and I would be content