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Japan4Salt 196 points ago +197 / -1

Saying Q3 makes you sound like a corporate robot slave.

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Isaiah53 90 points ago +90 / -0

It is a robot slave.

Its code says it has to keep inovating virtue signaling, until it hits an event horizon, where the invented virtuism no longer corresponds with the universe's reality.

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anon09 19 points ago +19 / -0

lets hit up the beach this Q2, I've got some soma and I'm ready to get silly

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JoeNotErotic 8 points ago +8 / -0

I can’t wait for Q4 and Q1 to start snowmobiling. Q3 is nice for swimming

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KS-76- 5 points ago +5 / -0

Always remember, never wear white after Q2!

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Ponysoldierpatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will never Q4 for this leftist bs!

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nachosamplerREBORN 35 points ago +35 / -0

That is precisely right! It’s aggressive and violent capitalist-centric linguistic assault that perpetuates a white corporate culture rooted in patriarchy, slavery, and racism. Hey, I’m pretty good at this. Perhaps I’ll become a fucking retard one day and get some retard followers.

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el_gato_pepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

The retard we need...

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rebelde_sin_causa 4 points ago +4 / -0

retards unite!

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DickTick 3 points ago +3 / -0

I shall follow you fellow retard!

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Pumpitrealgood 1 point ago +1 / -0

great way to counter-balance this fucking insanity. Say, "I am avoiding saying Q3 because it represents corporate, elitist, white enslavement of the under-privileged'' Everyone should reply that way to her insanity.

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rebelde_sin_causa 32 points ago +32 / -0

you mean like an NPC?

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Sphinx3peat 10 points ago +10 / -0

Q3 wouldnt even be summer. Summer would be like halfway through Q2 to halfway through Q3.

May to September.

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DonnieRamesJio 3 points ago +3 / -0

Smile at every ugly, doo do doo do doo do, shine up your shoes and cut your hair

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RandomPanda 115 points ago +115 / -0

She’s not inclusive to the Chinese since their year starts much later than everyone else. So Q3 to chinese isn’t q3 for the rest. What a bigot

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women_for_trump 54 points ago +54 / -0

She should immediately be canceled.

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AmericanScholar373 17 points ago +17 / -0

She needs to make a video profusely apologizing in Mandarin ASAP

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brxn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Quick.. call up Jesse Jackson and ask him who his Chinese equivalent is.. while speaking Mandarin fluently and being 100% Chinese so as to not culturally appropriate the language.

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Bump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't you dare assume the language - it could be Cantonese, bigot!!!

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Saaawwwrryy

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M16A4 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish

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Salty_Berserker 96 points ago +96 / -0

When a generation hasn't faced adversity this is how they spend their time.

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TrudopesEyebrow 51 points ago +51 / -0

I’m pretty sure Twitter is a 95% liberal female echo chamber.

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BidenBuhtSecks 24 points ago +24 / -0

When you look at the data, the top 10% percent of twitter posters are responsible for the overwhelming majority of tweets. As compared to all users they are majority women and majority liberal. They are also more educated (indoctrinated) and have higher incomes (sense of entitlement).

It's not quite as dramatic as you say but you're generally right and data clearly shows that it is indeed a liberal female echochamber.

I can't back this up with data but I'm willing to bet they aldo have higher rates of not being married, not having children or being on an antidepressant.

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FreddyThePatriot 16 points ago +16 / -0

25% of women are on antidepressants.

But the have big opinions on how we all should live.

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basedvirginian 3 points ago +4 / -1

I was one of them like 2-3 months ago? Since getting off of those things my mental health has improved drastically.

People become like zombies on those things. I felt really numb to a lot of things around me

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very_presidential 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sister was on them too and that's exsactly how she described it. Numb. No sad but no happy either. She is so much better off of them. Now she does yoga, has a dog and lots of house plants and she's doing great.

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doug2 5 points ago +5 / -0

How about a loving family?

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 1 point ago +1 / -0

I found out that they put my ex on those while she was dealing with an extremely abusive boyfriend.

She went from being the super upbeat and positive girl I know to just being numb to the world. Had you known her prior to the antidepressants, you wouldn’t even recognize her.

She decided to get off them and immediately reverted to her old happy self. Those medications are horrible.

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rebelde_sin_causa 1 point ago +1 / -0

to say nothing of number of dependent cats

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lauRenderer 15 points ago +15 / -0

Exactly. They invent "adversity" and create problems like, "I am not called by the pronoun that I identify with" 😱😢😥😪

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Based_in_Space 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember in the matrix and mr Smith is talking about how the machines tries to make a paradise sim but said that was a disaster and whole crops were lost because the humans rejected the paradise programming. I think this is what happens without real adversity.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Many love to create fake drama, as they watch reality tv and nothing can ever just be drama free

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kt524 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is what happens when a generation is raised by commies in school their whole lives while both parents are off chasing the "American Dream".

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

chasing the "American Dream" digging further down the two income trap while Julio & Zakiya take their kids to the park in the middle of the work day

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FreddyThePatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Humans are pretty garbage that they just do and think whatever they are told.

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kt524 1 point ago +1 / -0

When that's how they're brought up, yeah it's pretty difficult to do anything else.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well they will face it soon enough

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Demig80 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just wait until WW3, they'll be screaming at Chinese soldiers to make sure they get organic meals and pride posters for their cell block.

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Undying 32 points ago +32 / -0

We need a war or something.

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chuckachookah 27 points ago +27 / -0

We're in one. More than one, actually.

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sordid_sloth 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would prefer asteroid or coronal mass ejection. We need a destructive celestial event.

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 5 points ago +5 / -0

Something like the sky peeling away and the Son of Man coming on the clouds while the world mourns?

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Hullohoomans 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could the past few years be considered a slow-rolling divine illumination of conscience for the whole world? I mean, that's supposed to be the last thing before it all hits the fan, right?

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m down for that, if God’s ready. looks up any time ... grabs popcorn

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sordid_sloth 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol, that would suffice...

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Overmann 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about a virus?

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sordid_sloth 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, I'm bored with those...

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Tardigrade 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or a pandemic.

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MinneMAGA 29 points ago +29 / -0

Congratulations, you've created a solution to a problem that only exists in your delusions.

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AE1989 19 points ago +19 / -0

Is this a parody account?

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Pederella 19 points ago +19 / -0

People who are worried about everything they say, and how they say it, not being someone else's lived truth (🙄) should just STFU. Those they worry about offending will not reciprocate. The rest of us aren't playing a no win game.

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JZSquared 19 points ago +19 / -0

Liberal white women will be the death of Western civilization.

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NotoriousCIC 5 points ago +5 / -0

100% agreed.

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Trumpsbigbrassballs 14 points ago +14 / -0

I now live in NZ. Seasons are the reverse of N Hemisphere. Apart from feeling a bit odd about Christmas happening in mid-summer, I have never felt any season-ist bigotry victimising me or my family.

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skatestraight 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't care what you think, you're being seasonally oppressed and I am here to defend your seasonal differences. We are all the same season on the inside. I will be offended on your behalf.

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Trumpsbigbrassballs 4 points ago +4 / -0

It must be that I am offense-inhibited and thus need seasonal warriors like yourself to take righteous umbrage on my behalf. I presume that you will be peacefully burning a police station to remedy this injustice and applaud your willingness to stick your nose into the business of those on the other side of the planet.

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AussieTrumpFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey Kiwi-bro! Look, I'll stick up for my retarded brother from across the ditch when the fuckheads from up North decide that they know best about how the world works.

As long as they don't get any stupid ideas about moving down here, and let us live in paradise in peace. Us Aussies in God's own country, and you sheep fuckers in the left over bit.

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MrStep 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't believe the Earth is so bigoted.

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_Sully_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shut up dude! Pretty soon songs like White Christmas and Jingle-bells will be considered not inclusive.

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FloridaGirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a few social media chefs I follow out of Australia that make some good stuff, so I get soup recipes in my summer and salad recipes in the winter. 🤷‍♀️

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Up in dakota we have winter two weeks of summer and it's almost winter.

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CrouchingKamala 14 points ago +14 / -0

The narcissistic virtue signaling is getting out of hand.

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Greenhills 10 points ago +10 / -0

You should have studied harder and tested better to get into a more important career field so you would say dumb shit trying to compensate for your perceived intelligence versus real intelligence.

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ProPatria 9 points ago +9 / -0

So... she going to stop saying "today" and "tonight" because it's not inclusive of the other side of the globe? Boy is she gonna be upset when she finds out where the month names come from...

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DisbandTheCIA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait why are there 12 of them? RACISM!!!

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Niqlndym 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s just rampant narcissism...

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

posings ironically as anti-narcissism, but achieving hypernarcissism, which is narcissism to the point of actually denying reality, locality and context

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

People need to acknowledge how fucking weird this woman's tweet actually is

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women_for_trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

The comments on Twitter are all pretty good. 99% of them are taking the piss out of her.

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julianReyes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here's a neat trick.

STOP LETTING TWATTER DICTATE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT and watch your anxiety magically disappear.

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borga 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why summer is not Q1? Why the beginning of the year is the start of the Q? Isn't that roman-centric, white supremacist, that we follow this calendar? Is the sun male or female?

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CrouchingKamala 4 points ago +4 / -0

The sun is Male the earth is female, allegedly.

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Dereliction 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's true, they're retarded.

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NvJohansson 5 points ago +5 / -0

In case someone in Tazmania over hears you.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's ok. Tasmania isn't real. And neither's New Zealand. They're made up places used to scare the kids into being good.

"Now, Bruce-Junior, eat your fucking four-and-twenty or we'll pack you off to Tassie to grow another head."

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Prayeradime12 5 points ago +5 / -0

FFS someone give her some dick, straighten the bitch out.

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Theannihilatrixx 2 points ago +2 / -0

You first fam

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ATK69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Islam is right about women.

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_Sully_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Northern hemisphere is best hemisphere. Deal with it bitch.

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not even about that.

It's about thinking globally and acting ignoblely

It's about being completely and totally tonedeaf to the concept of locality and context, and assuming some grand incomprehensible, psychological "other" as "self"---

There is a psychological term for this and it's MEGALOMANIA

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RexCollumSilvarum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait, she uses the Christian calendar and not the Muslim one (it's like 1430 there, and it's lunar), or Buddhist (2500s?) or Jewish (5760s?)? Or the Japanese imperial calendar, which has the same month and day as the West, but a different year (current emperor is in his 3rd year). Or our friends in Taiwan who are in the 110th year of the Republic of China.

What a bigot!

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd like to think that's the reason the whole AD/BC -> CE/BCE -> AD/BC change happened. Some stupid lefty got upset at having to allude to a higher power because the Roman Catholics worked out the calendar they used, only to have other lefties point out that it was being bigoted against all the other people on the planet who used different calendar systems.

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RexCollumSilvarum 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will never stop using AD and BC. Anno Domini only means "(in the) year of the Lord" and not necessarily our Lord; any non-Christian can say this phrase without it implying that they're Christian, just like I can say "anno Hegirae 1430" whether I admire Muhammad's hegira or not.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

True, true. I was so looking forward to being curmudgeonly when they changed it to CE / BCE and keeping on saying AD / BC, I think I was almost more annoyed when they changed it back.

Of course, it's only a problem for those "Western nations" where people have too much time and leftism on their hands. I'm pretty sure the rest of the world doesn't care.

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America1stAndOnly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lara Hogan wants you to know that she is a good person.

Lara Hogan is not a good person.

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krepoisbest 4 points ago +4 / -0

I must be retarded. Every single day I think I have seen the peak or retardation already just to be proven wrong again and again.

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ObongoForPrison2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are nowhere even close to the peak. We're at Everest Base Camp right now. Prepare to ascend!

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Theannihilatrixx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honk honk let's go

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BidenBuhtSecks 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been more inclusive by referring to both males and females that talk like this as "dumb cunts."

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's fair. That's perfectly inclusive language.

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Trumpwonbidencheated 4 points ago +4 / -0

I fucking hate lefties with a cold blooded passion

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 4 points ago +4 / -0

Q3 isn't definitive. For many it begins in July. For others in Oct. Every month marks the beginning of Q3 for someone.

I don't want to know anyone this dim.

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Spezsucksballs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aussies be like: ˙ǝɹıʇɐs sı sıɥʇ ǝɯ llǝʇ ǝsɐǝlԀ

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

A slap to her face sounds the same in every language.

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skatestraight 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am sorry to say, but you may be the retarded one here

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1776ThereIsaidIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is late fall in Australia now.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Da fuck is fall? Is that some sort of Seppo bullshit for Autumn?

Let's see. There's no cricket on the idiot box, and there's plenty of rugby and aussie rules, so it must be the colder months.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Summer.

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WestCoastG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heaven!

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Reborned20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Piece of Corporate ......,

old style twitter information leader

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lanman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know about Lara, but MY July identifies as being SUMMER. Respekt MY truth, bigot!

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Rommsey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hi Lara. Fuck you. I mean what I say and I say what I mean. So, fuck you. Not just for everybody but seriously, fuck you, you sniveling cunt.

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nickybops 3 points ago +3 / -0

This children... is what you call, "Deconstructivism".

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Hexagon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice of her to cut down on her micro aggressions.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even my load on her face wouldn't increase her score. She's that ugly.

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Beat_to_Quarters 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't say what time it is because it's a different time in a different timezone all over the world. durrrr

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Legionnaire0311 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their insane worldview leaks into everything they do and say. She actually expects to be applauded for this shit, and she probably will be.

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Merciless 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Please clap.”

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me-no-likely3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Has she thought about being more inclusive when someone asks her what time it is?

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

If this is a troll or satirist, I salute her.

If this is really what a real person believes, she’s insane.

Poe’s Law is strong in clown world.

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DjinnWIN 3 points ago +3 / -0

I live in a mountainous area. I feel excluded when I go to restaurants with "Surf and Turf" on the menu. Please, someone think of us in the mountains. I know of the "Turf" but the inclusion of "Surf" hurts me fe-fe's.

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HazelHen 2 points ago +2 / -0

She isn’t being inclusive enough by posting in English and assuming everyone has a Twitter. She must immediately post in all known language and use all other modes of communication up to and including smoke signals.

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meanwhileinamerica 2 points ago +2 / -0

Australians pride themselves in going to the beach on Christmas. Just stop it.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

I use mindless corporate jargon like a good worker unit.

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RoofKorean 2 points ago +2 / -0

Virtue signal about black and brown people without saying it.

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ProudWhiteMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking white women really will be the downfall of western civilization aren't they. Never seem a demographic so eager to lap up communist propaganda as most white girls are.