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Movie Ideas (media.patriots.win)
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Tom94 159 points ago +159 / -0

90's bully would probably be shot or stabbed for not doing pronouns.

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Restore_Sanity_alt 77 points ago +77 / -0

The End.

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Jabron661 21 points ago +22 / -1

Bingo, although the trannies and faggots are not the ones shoving you into the locker or otherwise physically bullying you, that is what the blacks are for,

Get it now?

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siliconia 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are the definition of "toxic males", they just think they found a loophole.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're right. But since it's a movie that means he'd win.

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Codrus 42 points ago +43 / -1

I think it would be more like this:

White 90’s bully would be subdued and microchipped by the DPD (diversity police department), put on a strict regiment of vaccines, hormone replacement therapy and other mind altering pharmaceuticals, put in a fema re-education camp. once “cured” of his white supremacy and convinced that he doesn’t belong in society, thrown into a Chinese labor camp to slowly and painfully die

Black 90’s bully would be praised for their aggressive anti racist attitude then receive a full scholarship to the Sharpton-Jackson school for the politically woke and finally either (S)elected to Congress or the Senate for life to keep the dream alive

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Codrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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NvJohansson 18 points ago +18 / -0

My usually mellow uncle said last week that he kind of misses Skinheads.. KEK

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +6 / -2

I called my uncle this morning to privately persue the comment he made in publicly. It turns out he was a skinhead in the 80s. And just like today, he was called out as being a racist for wanting to protect his land from hordes of illegals and grifters.

He sent me a few songs from an ultra nationalist band he listenned to called Skrewdriver. Here are some lyrics... and yeah a little intense, but still applicable today imho. Its like they knew exactly what was happening...

Europe Awake

Europe what have they got to do to make you come alive

What has happened to the heritage that once was yours and mine

A capitalistic economy, the communists roam the streets

The old people aren't safe outside, what solution do we seek

Europe awake, for the White man's sake

Europe awake before it's too late

Europe awake now

We've got to get together soon, and take our nations back

The race board, and the traitorous politicians should be sacked

You can't turn on the TV because we know what we're going to see

Either moaning immigrants, or the lying C.N.D...

Before the Night Falls

They come here to this country from the dessert covered lands

The traitors in the parliament deal them a better hand

Spend the nation's money, to cater to their needs

They all accept our charity, then bite the hand that feeds

Our forefathers fought in two world wars, they thought to keep us free

But I'm not sure that in those wars, who was our enemy

The Zionists own the media, and they're known for telling lies

And I could see, that it could be, we fought on the wrong side...

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siliconia 3 points ago +3 / -0

I use to fight skinheads back in the day. We were always running into skinheads, because if you're going to a Reverend Horton Heat concert, so were the skinheads. In reality, especially when you got them alone, you'd get to have conversations with them. The reasons they were skinheads was always because some black guy beat them up once. Which makes sense given the gang problems at the time. Not for any American reason. Confused teenagers and 20 somethings never know shit about anything, we shouldn't pretend like they do.

Now the people selling them the bill of goods may be different, but I never ran into those people.

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PeoplesRepublicNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuckin' love Reverend Horton Heat

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 7 points ago +7 / -0

"you can't call me weirdo or faggot without using Xer/Xes"

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HEXEN 52 points ago +53 / -1

"I wouldn't call you them or they, if you were growing ON MY ASS!"

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DonJr2032 25 points ago +25 / -0

Kid would probably be sued and kicked out of school on first day

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 7 points ago +7 / -0

TOP KEK

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10R1440 48 points ago +48 / -0

Buzz wasn't much of a bully. Just a bit of a jerk, and he was growing it of it by the end of the second movie (if they haven't edited it out).

Send Biff Tannen.

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Seatacjoe 20 points ago +20 / -0

Or Johnny Lawrence hahahah

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LesboPregnancyScare 11 points ago +12 / -1

yep, stole his girl, stalked him, turned the shower on him, which triggered him to fight him....

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Seatacjoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love that analogy. That video craked me up

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't get it, explain please.

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Seatacjoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is a video on YouTube that explains how Johnny Lawrence (blonde kid, show no Mercy!) on the movie Karate Kid was actually the good guy and that Daniel Larusso (karate kid) was the bad guy. They broke it down in about 10 key parts, it was hilarious. I'd link it, but fuck you tube. Hope that helps, sorry for no link.

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IvankasBicycleSeat 21 points ago +21 / -0

Fuck it. Biff had access to a time machine. Make a Biff and Johnny Lawrence team up movie. “Sweep the leg! Butt-head!

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

And when Johnny tries to get into the DeLorean, Biff will be all "Get the hell out of my car old man!!!!!!!!"

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IvankasBicycleSeat 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s when the first fight happens and that fucked up kid is standing behind Johnny yelling, “get him a body bag!!!! Yeeaaaah Johnny!!!!” Then the three of them are like “did we just become best friends?” And they all agree and biffs like “you butt-heads wanna time travel to the early 21st century and pick on snowflakes!?”

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bonus if they recruit the Enchantment Under the Sea band. They scared off Biff's crew, so they qualify in my book.

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Seatacjoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahaha would be epic.

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ufkyflflfguio 1 point ago +2 / -1

Have you watched Cobra Kai yet?

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Seatacjoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I seen a season and a half, it's pretty funny. I loved it when he just started shitting on the students who came to his class calling them fat, geeks, and they were like wtf? Kids need that though. Hahaha

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DonJr2032 11 points ago +11 / -0

Biff would be much better choice. He doesn’t take any sissy crap

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GodKingHarambe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Chet Donnelly

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ExileOnRedditStreet 4 points ago +5 / -1

I wanted to butter Kelly Le Brock's muffin too.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biff vs. Drag Story Reading Hour with Biff being the head librarian. Would be good.

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Mintap 39 points ago +39 / -0

Movie idea: Horror movie that takes place in an autonomous tent city.

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GrizzlyT55 38 points ago +38 / -0

So a documentary then? Lol

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Strike08 20 points ago +20 / -0

Just play 2020 CHAZ clips and call it a day.

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PensivePatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

I want to see the gritty “boots on the ground” style documentary about last summer’s insanity; there has to be enough footage.

All it needs it someone with enough balls.

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Hattmall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, we need to start archiving footage. Some of the live streams I watched would have enough for a good documentary for sure. I guess you would need to pay the people though.

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fusreedah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds in tents...

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rape

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Mintap 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Welcome to Costco, I love you."

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letienphat1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Torrent Hollywood trash dont give them money, niw that everything online just torrent them

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lockxirup 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ve only paid to see a movie once or twice in the past five years, and felt guilty that I was giving the pedos money.

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Whitespace 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't even do that much. I feel filthy watching their subversive nonsense with few exceptions. I've been watching quite a few films from the 30's-50's.

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JeremiahKassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I take time to recut the films. Cut the garbage out. Subvert their subversions.

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Whitespace 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was actually discussing the same thing about a week ago. I think it's a very good idea, although it would shorten some films to about 15 minutes: Roll credits. End credits.

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JZSquared 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or Demolition Man.

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the-mighty-kc 6 points ago +6 / -0

The world has become a pussy whipped, Brady bunch version of itself - Simon Phoenix

Too true, Mr. Phoenix

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PeoplesRepublicNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love how even Simon Phoenix, a man who's proven time and time again to be a violent psychopath, finds Dr. Coqteau's plans despicable.

Phoenix wants to deal drugs unencumbered, he might be violent but he believes in personal freedom. In 1990's LA his MO was basically "COPS KEEP OUT." If you didn't go on his turf he wouldn't fuck with you. Not saying he was good, but far better than Coqteau.

The other genius thing to note is the "scraps" having a decent and polite society. While they might live in dirt and rotten conditions, they respect each other and their property. Someone down there owned a pristine Olds 442. They have such a polite society that over hundreds of years submerged below an Oldsmobile dealership nobody thought to steal it from whoever owned it.

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Moriartis 5 points ago +6 / -1

As much as I enjoy idiocracy as a film, I really wish conservatives would recognize that the film is a straw man of conservatives. The film is quite literally a tale about what would happen if the coastal elites got outnumbered by the flyover states over hundreds of years.

You get the high class, progressive couple that waited too long to have kids. Meanwhile, the uneducated high school football star redneck from a small town is popping out babies left and right. Now the film is done in a way where you can ignore the implied politics if you want to, but don't pretend it's not intended.

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PeoplesRepublicNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mike Judge has identified his libertarian leanings.

Anyways,** here's** an article talking about how he and Terry Crews pulled an Idiocracy election ad when people assumed it would be about Trump

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Moriartis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well... no shit? I stand corrected.

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PeoplesRepublicNJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's the good thing about our kind. We can admit when we have been mislead and adjust based on new information, unlike leftists who dig their heels and bitch and moan.

But that's his genius, he's subversive enough with it to make smug liberals think about it as their movie. Truth is he depicts the same sort of corporate tyranny we have today. Brawndo being the standard over water is perfectly exemplary of that.

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ufkyflflfguio 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's only the case because conservative stupidity was the most popular stupidity at the time the movie was made. Mike Judge is fucking based, if he made the movie today, it would be about exactly the kinds of shit we are seeing.

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MuhNameJeff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never saw it that way. Interesting take

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OrangeElvis -2 points ago +6 / -8

Idiocracy is not what is happening here. Just the opposite.

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ProudWhiteMan 19 points ago +19 / -0

and how that bully in the end helped all those people become decent members of society.

Truth is all those people are bullies, trans are gender/sex bullies, tiktokers will bully you for likes and envy you if you got more followers and snub if you have less, diversity kids well they just end up being in their in-groups where they x100 whatever their stereotype is.

The other day I was walking down the street and this 15 year old kid kicked me in the hip while riding his bike and filming me. I didn't move and got annoyed then he stopped continue filming me and said it was a prank. I asked him if he thought that'd be a good video he said he had done better and showed me other pranks he did, I said that's cool let me see them. Then I grabbed his phone and threw it over a fence and told him it was a prank and left. Fucking shit head almost got his ass beat for trying to go viral.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +2 / -1

If you haven't seen it before, I recommend the SNL sketch "Pranksters" with Christopher Walken. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jORviU2oyMQ

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MuhNameJeff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good. Some one has to parent these tools. It takes a village

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

Need more than one bully. An entire army of bullies would need to be conscripted.

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DerpHerpinson69 1 point ago +1 / -0

No actually, leftists are so weak that they fall apart if you don't use their pronouns, so just ONE 90's Bully would bring down an army of tranny faggots.

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KekistanPM 12 points ago +12 / -0

The closest I've seen to this is the Cobra Kai series. Johnny still acts like it's the 80s, and I thought his reaction to social media was hysterically funny. He summed it up well when he said "Online bullying!? Back in my day when we bullied someone, we did it to their face!!!" And the way he swiped through a dating app...he was just saying what guys are thinking and would be punished for saying out loud.

I'd like to see a 50's bully like Biff Tannen time travel to today; but it would be a boring movie because he'd probably be in jail for most of it.

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midwestgal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Johnny is my favorite character on that show, by far. I'd definitely pay to see an 80's bully (like Johnny) time travel to meet the "woke" teenagers today.

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ufkyflflfguio 1 point ago +2 / -1

They're still alive, you know.

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Coolidge 12 points ago +12 / -0

basically Johnny in Cobra Kai

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krepoisbest 10 points ago +10 / -0

South Park make it happen please.

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fusreedah 11 points ago +11 / -0

I loooove South Park. Its just about my favorite show of all time and Trey and Matt were my heroes. But I think it's really lost its balls now, if not fully cucked out.

Notice they stopped saying "fag" a few seasons back? Stopped making fun of kids for being black/jewish/etc. There's clearly juicier stuff than ever for them to make fun of right now, but instead they make episodes about weed.

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Moriartis 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think Trump broke them, tbh. They didn't have a way to look past the TDS affecting people and that allowed the SJW disease to infect them and now they are on an unstoppable decline to irrelevancy, much like most comedy outlets.

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fusreedah 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, fully agree. They sort of had some ups and downs and when it kept looking like they'd totally lost it they'd come back with some of their best stuff yet. But they clearly hated Trump (seen some supporters saying the show wasn't critical of him, but jeez, they had Trump crawling around the woods with everyone telling him to just come in ie be impeached and ended the season with Butters screaming at the sky about how he must be stopped) and refused to say anything about TDS or wokeness.

Sometimes I suspect that Trey and Matt have lived in LA too long. The main schtick of the show was always more about making fun of celebrities than making fun of the left (though the correlation is clear of course), but I think they might have just become two more out-of-touch SoCal millionairres.

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ShadowyMrBlank 2 points ago +2 / -0

It doesn't have the same charm anymore as the earlier seasons.

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DerpHerpinson69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nonono Daily Wire and/or Steven Crowder make it happen.

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PhantomShield72 7 points ago +7 / -0

An Unlikely Hero

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I_Used_to_be_me 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not far off from the 21 Jump Street (movie/remake)

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BlueStateRedPill 6 points ago +6 / -0

I nominate a true 80's movie bully for this mission. Do you think Chet from Weird Science would put up with any tranny pronoun bullshit?

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ExileOnRedditStreet 5 points ago +5 / -0

He wouldn't give a squirt of piss for any of those woke clowns.

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kilr0y 6 points ago +6 / -0

Demolition Man

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DrStaunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to make this comment. Demolition Man was scarily accurate at predicting the future.

'I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".'

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MuhNameJeff 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, they’re not wrong

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MasksAreChildAbuse 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bullys bully for clout. They pick on the loners or isolated and outcast to assert their position.

The leftists are weak individually and physically. But together, and through modern propaganda tools, are also bullies for clout.

Two different eras. Two different people. Both bullies.

As soon as the 90s bully realizes this hes gonna transition to some furry-kin whatever and join their team lol

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ProudWhiteMan 8 points ago +8 / -0

In high school my freshman year I had an advanced class with sophomores. Well one of the sophomore boys thought he'd bully me after class and he started calling me a faggot. He had long hair and I asked him if he wanted to blow me because his hair was perfect to hold on while he sucked me off. His friends cracked up and I ended up being friends with them for the rest of high school. The dude that tried to bully me never really liked me after that but never tried to bully me again.

Bullying is trying to establish a social hierarchy and a shit test. If you dish out as good as you get then you go up a notch if you fail it then well, then you get shit on till you pass the shit test.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good points!

It appears society has failed the leftist shit test by letting their bad behaviors go unchecked.

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AbsurdOpinion 4 points ago +4 / -0

The reverse is the better movie plot.

A clique of trans, tiktok, and sjw students are sent into the past where they learn the hard way how fucked up they really are and then return to the present to warn everyone of how far astray their generation has gone.

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EdgeGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish we had an "Underground Hollywood".

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Homo Alone 4 Act 1 Scene 1, in Buzz' new school.

"Hey everyone, get a load of this guy! Looks like Marilyn Manson's Dr. Smurfenstein came to life and is crying! Are you happy to see me or is that a leaking strawberry in your pants?"

"REEEEEEEE! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M A NON-BINAR--"

"Shut up freak!"

Buzz then gets mobbed by ANTIFA

STORY OVER.

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Nunyo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better movie, send the trans, ticktockers and diversity kids to Normandy front lines, first boat.

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PShealy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd pay to see that but only if the Germans use live rounds.

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ViagraFalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actually, Buzz's girlfriend is a boy. In the movie Home Alone the director did not want to hurt a little girl's feelings and all by using her picture as Buzz's ugly gf. So he used a boy instead. This means Buzz was ahead of his time with his m to f trans gf.

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HumblePig 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's actually very heartwarming. I also heard the director said he felt quite bad when he found out McCaulkin's home life was actually quite bad, too, so the movie part where he was the butt of the family wasn't a great stretch.

Kubrick also seemed to care about child actors, not letting the kid from The Shinning see it when too young, etc.

We can have a movie industry without the child abuse, damn it.

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MAGAnic316 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shut up and take my money ?

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Conservativechick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Movie idea: 10 years from now everyone that got the Chinese Flu shot turns into a zombie.

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62jawbill 2 points ago +2 / -0

They did that on the 21 jump street remake.. full of sjw cringe.

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Robust_Safeguard 2 points ago +2 / -0

bully holds trans faggot to locker

Trans faggot: "You.. You can't, can't do that!.. Ill post you on twit-twitter.. Your life will be ruined!.."

90s bully: "my life? Ruined? Hahahhahahahhaha.. It's already been ruined butt nugget!"

slams trans faggots head into locker as hard as he can

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

"faggots as far as the eye can see"

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Ch138 2 points ago +2 / -0

The movie would end with a Sawesque torture montage of the bully.

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FrogStomp 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the story line of Demolition Man. Good movie.

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str8_outta_Kekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

<does not compute>

90's bullies got turned out

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Peacekeeper76 1 point ago +1 / -0

He needs backup. A whole football team of bully's

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WarViper1337 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biff Tannon from back to the future steals the Delorean and goes to a future school full of pussified losers where he quickly becomes top dog.

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AssPhixEAtion627 1 point ago +1 / -0

I not been to theatre in years but ill go to watch that

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

the title of the film, "HONKY" ??

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fingis_dartan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can’t wait to see the trans kid actually die when the bully calls him a faggot.

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Womp_womp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek. I love it. Unfortunately they would give him an arc where he becomes a tranny and goes back in the past and starts the worst timeline possible early.

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Sykol 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be the equivalent of a mass shooting with how many 41%ers he triggered into suicide.

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Kayelle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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entERmyMAtrix 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Don’t you know how to knock, phlegm wad?!

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Artek 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's would be a great comedy.

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GeoG85 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, and also make the 90's bully a gap toothed, souless ginger! ಠ_ಠ

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Americanapplepie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d watch that!

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Tommy-TD 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be amazing!

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HuntStevenson 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about a 90s gay highschooler is sent to the future, realizes that it's too fucked up even for him and begs to be sent back.

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DylanPatrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

100 thumbs up

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Rubicante 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn't this the plot to Terminator?

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turdinthepunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

he ends up ruling the world.