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Sir, Yes Sir! (media.communities.win)             MAGA            
posted ago by neosin ago by neosin +1874 / -5
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Pittsburgh_Rare 37 points ago +37 / -0

This must be read in his voice.

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TopKek 15 points ago +15 / -0

One cant help BUT read it in his voice LOL

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chahn1138 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chuck Norris Meme Enters The Chat

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DrHubs 23 points ago +28 / -5

Cook your woman a damn dinner for once. Don't be a beta male bum that's so helpless you can't help yourselves. Makes me fucking cringe when "men" want the pampering of a child.

It's alright to want dinner made for you. Every night? Get your fucking lazy ass on the grill. 60 hour weeks or not. Don't watch your relationship degenerate because you don't know how to balance your work and personal life

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DrHubs 9 points ago +9 / -0

I feel that. I personally enjoy being a chef so usually I'll do most of the cooking. She preps because she has a better hand and doesn't mind it as much as I do.

We both absolutely hate the dishes so we tackle that was a team.

Obviously it can't always be like that and we will cook for one another off and on.

I'll put in anywhere from 50-80 hours of work regularly and still be able to do all of that without burning myself put. I want a wife and a partner. Not my mom or a parent.

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Vino 5 points ago +5 / -0

If both people in the relationship have a job, I agree. House work and making dinners should be equal if both are bringing in money. If not, then I totally disagree. After I got married, my ex stopped working, and then slowly quit doing anything. Wouldn't take care of the kids, wouldn't clean or cook. Just expected to lie around all day being taken care of. A lot of women just want a daddy. A guardian and access to the bank account.

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DrHubs 3 points ago +3 / -0

100%. My lady and I are both business oriented and we both work so it is works for us frequently. Even if we didn't I would still make time to do so.

Your lady should be treating it as a partnership and not a daycare either. This definitely is not intended to glorify that argument. The point specifically above was what I took issue with

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Vino 3 points ago +3 / -0

It all worked out for the best. I'm glad I got out while I did, and didn't waste anymore of my time. Plus, I got the kids! You should look into beer can chicken. It's the juiciest chicken I have ever had. Best to use a grill, so your man might enjoy the method.

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neosin [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

hoorah!

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NoEffLeft2Give 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shoot... My husband can't even make his own sandwich!.. But he can work like a mule... So I'm not complaining!

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Ebbie8708 1 point ago +2 / -1

My boyfriend is the cook in our relationship. He loves it and can make elegant dinners.

Meanwhile, all I can make is Mexican food and I know how to turn on an oven for frozen pizza 😭

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ripley88 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was lucky (ish) to work in a deli run by world class chefs. The cook put it very succinctly why everyone needs to learn to cook.

"If there's something you need to do every day at least twice just to stay alive, why wouldn't you learn to do that thing well?"

Watch basics with babish and learn to cook; you'll be happy you did just for yourself, but then you can help or even lead in the kitchen. Start with polo a la plancha; easiest recipe you can imagine with restaurant-tier results, plus it fits with your Mexican repertoire n_n

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is willing to fist a turkey for thanksgiving and butcher a lamb for Easter.

I’m good with just making tacos and burritos haha

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ripley88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then get him to make the polo and thank me later n_n

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Jackgaddis5 -5 points ago +4 / -9

BETA!

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DoomersHaveLowT 3 points ago +5 / -2

If you aren't on the grill at least every now and then you're the beta.

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Jackgaddis5 4 points ago +4 / -0

The grill is one thing....not the kitchen.

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ripley88 1 point ago +3 / -2

Lol Such projection Much insecure Wow.

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Jackgaddis5 3 points ago +5 / -2

Keep downvoting, you weak beta males.

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GhostofPatrickHenry 11 points ago +11 / -0

Alex Jones has the absolutely strongest mentality on Earth. To be right so many times against the narrative while being demonized, imagine the frustration and angst.

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Chongald_Xrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

There are mentally ill people that aren't happy, and in there struggle for "equality" will try to pull you down to their state.

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Hippopoonis 10 points ago +10 / -0

Great meme, pede. I'm stealing it! :)

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Orion101 7 points ago +8 / -1

You will watch way too much TV or internet. You will spend all of your time inside the house because you become accustomed to a predictable climate controlled 72 degrees. You will become overweight because you drive everywhere instead of walking. You will talk to your neighbors about 2 minutes a month and find it incredibly difficult to make new friends because everybody is doing the same as you. Your working wife will buy and hastily prepare a lot of preprocessed and packaged foods. You will talk about grabbing some beers with the boys but strict DWI laws and non walkable neighborhoods make that a risky proposition. You will talk about going to church but sleep in instead. You will see your kids living this way and you will blame them and their generation for it.

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ALtHoneyBadger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great meme! One thing though, I live alone, where's my dinner?

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posedgeclk 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's in a five gallon bucket from My Patriot Supply. Don't you remember supporting the operation? Alex needs gas money for the APC, and Watson needs funds to buy his vitamin D.

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neosin [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

1-800-i-need-a-wife-asap

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ALtHoneyBadger 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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Train_w_no_brakes 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am the main dinner cooker in my relationship but otherwise agree

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neosin [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

likewise

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

same

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nds19 6 points ago +6 / -0

You will "own" a large piece of land (unless you stop paying property taxes).

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neosin [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

come and take it

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chickeninoven 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anxious to be added to Chipman's photo album, eh?

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LibertySmiberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have that right now except my wife doesn’t cook for me very often and I prefer a small cabin instead of a large house.

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basedvirginian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does this message still apply to women? Asking for a friend

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Train_w_no_brakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

yes!

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neosin [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

naturally

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anon09 4 points ago +4 / -0

👌

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FrickinJewLasersDewd 4 points ago +5 / -1

yASSSS MASSSAH

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Jackgaddis5 3 points ago +3 / -0

My life has become just this, in the last 3 years. I will share the hell out of this.....

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MAGA_mandalorian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sir yes sir captain Jones! Salty army reporting for duty SIR

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Leporidae 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sign me up for some of that.

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TakenusernameA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Numerous firearms should be first on that list.

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SodiumSoldier 2 points ago +2 / -0

And if you don't he will eat your ass like corn on the cob!

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CLaRGe 2 points ago +3 / -1

Black people should agree with this.

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

And where exactly am I supposed to suddenly get 500K+ for that "large land" when I'm in debt (which was totally my fault and not school related) up to my eyeballs.

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neosin [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

dead commies

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keepamericagreat102 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s scary that I know the man in that picture. Small world.

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magaspif 2 points ago +2 / -0

im going full stoic: saving everything I can and removing all "comforts" to make sure this vision is realized within the next few years. also thank you money skelly.

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TheTuckerDiaries 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yessir. That’s the high energy mentality needed. That’s the goal right there.

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JZSquared 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sweet, sweet hopium.

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Freyjaschild 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm buying the land and house this summer it looks like. It's where i deer hunt anyway. The rest kind of falls into place. To hell with the degenerate cities.

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hazelknut 2 points ago +3 / -1

'where the hell is my sammich woman?'

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

sudo 'where the hell is my sammich woman?'

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Ebbie8708 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re treating your woman like sh— if you have to tell her that.

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TheInteriorDesigner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Check ✔️ ✔️✔️ ✔️✔️✔️

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StayhumanMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everything but the homogenous part. I like different colors and Homogony is the end game of the globalists. How bout just a high trust community?

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ripley88 2 points ago +2 / -0

MRW I see a good meme;

https://youtu.be/F6H171wgC40&t=51s

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chahn1138 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's Not To Love!

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Corona 2 points ago +2 / -0

On it!

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hell yeah!

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Can-Maga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any truth to Alex Jones being a sellout?

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +2 / -1

You WILL abstain from soy, or you'll end up in a dress cooking for yourself and accumulating cats, liberal arts degrees

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ELDeplorable-O -3 points ago +3 / -6

From your lips to my heart

And then to gods ears

I could live with that

It’s funny ... idiots and morons think only Christian straight white men benefit from that arrangement ... when it is a universal want for good people