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UpTrump 198 points ago +198 / -0

Why is every month a "pride" something? I'm tired of different political bullshit being shoved down my throat every damn month

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UndercoverInCA 184 points ago +184 / -0

Because the aim is to segregate people based on their identity rather than being Americans

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jpower 57 points ago +57 / -0

Yup, if there's one thing that the Marxists have learned since the World Wars is that segregation and identity wars is the best way to control people.

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midgetpornrocks 25 points ago +25 / -0

Marxism is based on class warfare. Neo-Marxism is based on race and gender warfare.

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QuickHands 7 points ago +7 / -0

Marxists used to hate the lower classes

They still do, but they used to, too

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magafren 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rice is great if you want to eat a thousand of something

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Quentin_X_Zanzibar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Marxism is great if you want to kill 10s of millions of something.

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NoYoureDeplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

gay pride, black price, woman pride, what's next? fucking child pride? welfare pride? dropping out of school pride? sex with your trans boy girl pride?

this county is going to hell

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DJT_JR6544 19 points ago +19 / -0

They were the ones that coined the term "racism." It has always been used as a divisive term and it has always been communists that sow3d the division.

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xkgb 0 points ago +1 / -1

Divide & conquer.

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InarosPrime 7 points ago +7 / -0

Meanwhile, look what they did to the American flag. What should be a unifying symbol was turned into a symbol of racism, oppression, or some other offense. If this turns into a civil war, they better pray to God for mercy and forgiveness because I will have a hard time showing either to the Left.

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marvinthehaggler 4 points ago +4 / -0

YES.

And also to more subtly identify one of the Seven Deadly Sins ... as a virtue.

Next up, Greed, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Gluttony and Sloth Months!

Although some would say “Yeah we already got those….”

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electrictrout1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep

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Darkheartisland 46 points ago +47 / -1

White Pride, Black Pride, Gay pride, etc. It's always the same people, imagine feeling special because of how you were born.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 50 points ago +52 / -2

Nobody is born to put their dick in the asshole of another man, just as nobody is born to have sex with children.

Skin color is NOT behavior. Only morons equate the two.

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slaphappy2 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Nobody is born to put their dick in the asshole of another man"

Equally problematic is putting a dick in the asshole of the SAME man.

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usdodsgssog 15 points ago +15 / -0

Politicians don't seem to have that problem.

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FreemasonsAreSatanis 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is probably the biggest argument against male homosexuality. The body simply did not evolved to support anal sex, which is why it does not naturally lubricate, tears and bleeds, and hence the highest at risk group for HIV. Science.

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Klown_Kutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

But an impressive ability at the same time.

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WiseOldOwl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay, putting dick in the asshole of the same man. One's dick in one's own ass?

Here's a philosophical question. If star trek were real, and a person was duplicated in a transporter accident, so you had two of the same person, and that person had gay sex with their transporter duplicate, would that be incest or masturbation?

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Incest. Time travel is a bit more complex though.

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WiseOldOwl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay, now imagine you have a portal gun, and GlaDos tells you you have to....

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honk_honk_honk 24 points ago +24 / -0

Fun fact: 100 years ago academia wholeheartedly supported the klan.

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BloodElfSupporter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are they always on the wrong side of things? This is why I don’t want to stay in academia.

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anon291 6 points ago +7 / -1

Academia is the result of 'oversocialization'. This is the process by which we internalize society's demands of us. Normal people can skirt around these demands to meet their own needs. For example, many of us will use the bathroom at gas stations, even if the sign says you have to buy something. But most of us will not go into a store and steal stuff.

The problem with liberals is oversocialization. They internalize society's every demand and then complain that the demands are contradictory, because they cannot fathom not following society's dictats. Conservatives have little problem with this, which is why we are happier. For example, there are conservative gays who are attracted to men and simply just live their lives as normal and don't bother anyone. They realize that others don't agree with their lifestyle, but don't care.

Liberal gays on the other hand cannot stand it that someone else disagrees with their lifestyle. They will never be happy until literally every single person who disagrees is disappeared. This is because they take the demands of other people, internalize them as if someone else's opinion really matters as to how they should live their life, and then cannot hold these two thoughts together.

It's also why women tend to be more neurotic than men. Men are more likely to have an incredibly strong sense of self-interest, so are more easily able to skirt around the various demands of society while still mostly remaining within.

Of course, not following every social mandate is actually a necessary part of living in society, because there is always some group of people that thinks you shouldn't be doing any activity. Best to live your own life and not care, but it's difficult when you're raised this way.

Going back to academia. The entire field is collectivist at its core, which means that it relies on social pressure and conformity to operate. Everyone must accept its tenets or risk not being part of academia. That leads to selecting for the most oversocialized.

Read the Unabomber manifesto. He talks about this at length.

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MahaYoshi 3 points ago +3 / -0

In many ways, it makes sense that the political ideology most tied with a more forceful hand in governing people’s behaviors would fit this “oversocialized” description.

If you need constant validation from others for your opinion, then it makes sense you would seek more and more aggressive ways to force that validation out of others.

You do have the more militant evangelicals who will push for policies against things like homosexuality, but even they are more motivated by avoiding societal rot than by seeking peer validation.

As a bi pro-Trumper, I would never ask or expect someone to accept me or endorse me, and any attempt to coerce that out of people will only have the opposite impact. I don’t understand why anyone would even want to live in that world.

You not supporting me doesn’t take anything away from the life that makes me happy.

That said, the line gets drawn clearly when talking about things that affect us all equally regardless of whether we all support it or not. You try to make me buy crap health care that I can’t afford, artificially raise my gas prices, or take away my job because of your self-loathing trade policies, then I’ve got an issue... again, not out of need for validation, but out of need of survival.

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FreedomFan1975 16 points ago +16 / -0

Where has there been a white pride parade been allowed?

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Darkheartisland 27 points ago +28 / -1

It's been a while, but Biden's mentor Robert Byrd led a lot of them.

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slaphappy2 15 points ago +15 / -0

Welp, you don't have to be KKK to have white pride - you just have to be willing to not hate yourself and people who look like you - despite what the MSM says.

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Darkheartisland 14 points ago +14 / -0

I just think it is ok to be white. I don't think I am special just because of my skin color. But I do find pride in the advances western culture has made.

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slaphappy2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pretty much all public buildings in America since 1776 which are trying to demonstrate high class are going to be done in Greco-Roman architecture.

Sorry, but where are the public buildings that look like African mud huts ?

No disrespect to African mud huts - but the facts are what they are ...

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FreeFlorida 6 points ago +6 / -0

yeah good point outside Egypt and Las Vegas you don't find many Pyramids and or Sphinxes

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IG_Farben 0 points ago +1 / -1

Detroit

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BloodElfSupporter 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m a non-white American and there isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t appreciate God, Christianity, and the Western Civilization. A lot of Chinese (I am ethnically so) like to boast about the “Four Great Inventions” that took place more than a thousand years ago regarding papermaking, gunpowder, printing and something else I forgot, but the truth is none of it matters because China has been a backward country since the end of the Ming dynasty and there was never freedom, liberty, or respect of human rights in a society like that. If the West hasn’t introduced the new ideas (not justifying colonialism), the rest of the world will still be a shithole where people can die to something that’s easily treatable like a bacterial infection. So yeah, I’m grateful for being here in the USA, the greatest country in the world, and what the Left is doing is depriving all Americans, not just white people, of the same rights that they finally get to have. That’s why they are my sworn enemy and we will have to do everything to destroy the Left.

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GunsNBurgers1776 -19 points ago +2 / -21

you would have a lot in common with the KKK though

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gamephreak5 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why? Because I'm proud of my race and what my race accomplished in building western society?

Screw off!!

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GunsNBurgers1776 -15 points ago +2 / -17

Your faction loses a lot. lol loser

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BloodElfSupporter 1 point ago +2 / -1

How is not supporting KKK virtue signaling now?

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Klown_Kutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don't have to agree, but they do have the Constitutional right to believe what they believe and to publicly express those beliefs.

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BatmanForTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

They're narcissists and egomaniacs that somehow also have low self esteem and need constant praise to feel like they exist, same with the people that say they want to be left alone to sleep with who they want, yet feel the need to constantly publicly display who they like to sleep with

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basedvirginian 19 points ago +19 / -0

It’s because they have nothing to offer outside of their immutable characteristics. Ever try having a conversation with these people? It’s 99% TV show references and MSM talking points

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BatmanForTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is very true

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BoatingAccident 8 points ago +9 / -1

White Pride? Come on man!

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FreeFlorida 8 points ago +8 / -0

Straight white pride? Hold on i got a call coming in its Dr. Rachel Levine She keeps asking if she looks fat in her dress... I just say hey Doc nobody can see it past your adams apple anyways...

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TwoWords 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s “he”

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FreeFlorida 3 points ago +3 / -0

It can kiss my ass

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TwoWords 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very risky

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pente1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

... or the strange things you do with/to your dick.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 15 points ago +15 / -0

The marxists have finally figured out that you fan't divide a wealthy and free country down economic lines .. so the marxists are gonna implement their socialist slavery along cultural lines. As such, they have to highlight differences and shove them in everyone's face, whether those differences are meaningful or not.

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ArriveViolently 12 points ago +12 / -0

I take pride in hating everyone and everything that demands a "pride month".

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novanleon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Even worse than politics (which I agree is extremely annoying), this cultural emphasis on "pride" is making everyone a worse person in the process.

Pride does nothing except make you ignorant and arrogant.

Humility is a virtue that opens your eyes to all sorts of things you would never realize about yourself or others.

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BatmanForTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

One of the 7 deadly sins

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MichiganTrumpTrain 64 points ago +64 / -0

Superstraight and proud of it!

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

Pepe approves of superstraight!

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peterthegreen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Official anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2t4tEOqido 🖤🐸🧡

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Data 3 points ago +3 / -0

- = S U P E R - S T R A I G H T - P R I D E = -

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blubberdong 52 points ago +52 / -0

Let the heterosexual copulating commence!

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FreedomFan1975 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well..., OK :)

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45Geotus 37 points ago +37 / -0

It’s my birthday month. I’m not letting the gays take away my birthday month.

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Trumpnado_warning 17 points ago +17 / -0

Happy birthday month, friend!

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45Geotus 3 points ago +4 / -1

Thank you!

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farstriderr 32 points ago +32 / -0

So this is "pride month", and October is "LGBT history month"....how many months do these faggots get?

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canadianhere 30 points ago +30 / -0

Twelve.

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Snipthetipandsip 9 points ago +9 / -0

October is actually furry pride month because they can dress up all month long and people just think they're excited for Halloween. The gays stole it from the furries! Stop furry hate; give them back furry pride month!

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

I actually prefer furries.

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SgtCool 31 points ago +32 / -1

Thanks, Ive been looking forward to June ever since I was awakened as super straight, so glad we can spread awareness about super straights all month!

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Harcerz 21 points ago +21 / -0

Remember fren: You were born this way and there is NOTHING wrong with it!

Many superstraight people avoid celebrating becouse of all the hate, we cannot let the haters win!

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BoatingAccident 7 points ago +7 / -0

We are elite!

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every time you check out a pretty women, you are supporting us!

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CelesteD 27 points ago +27 / -0

I like how the colors are like a duracell battery.

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TwoWords 23 points ago +23 / -0

Trusted everywhere

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

Still going, and going, and going, and going

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Bottle_of_Memes 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should culturally appropriate the yin-yang symbol

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

ha ha ha! that would be funny. I probably would leave it alone, though. I don't think it's really all that sacred to anyone, but what do I know? All I know is it represents duality, male and female, opposing types of energy, etc. Balance, maybe too.

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Spawnlingman 19 points ago +19 / -0

We can baaaaabies nananana. :D

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SmokeyScottishpede 16 points ago +16 / -0

WE ARE SO VALID

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basedvirginian 11 points ago +11 / -0

RESPECT MY IDENTITY BIGOTS

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VonBustacap 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm here, I'm not queer. Get used to it!

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm straight and I'm late, get out of the street.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 12 points ago +12 / -0

#Coming out

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Lila_Quartermaine 12 points ago +12 / -0

When I look at my grandson and see "my eyes" and "my smile" I am feeling the Super Straight pride bursting my heart.

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Spawnlingman 10 points ago +10 / -0

We are a special people. :)

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Ebbie8708 9 points ago +9 / -0

Next month July is white history month then its men’s history month!!

I love summer. God blessed us with summers 😭☦️🇺🇸

Here is info on White History Month

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ncmcv8uRp_Q

And Men’s History month

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XDyTw1FgphQ

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GaTechGrad 4 points ago +4 / -0

We also need a Christian month, and a Southern Pride month.

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America_Jer 2 points ago +2 / -0

April is Christian month for obvious reasons.

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slaphappy2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sorry, June is CisGender Pride Month. superstraights will have to use July.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 21 points ago +21 / -0

NO!!!! July is White History Month!!!!!

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slaphappy2 12 points ago +12 / -0

True, but August is Non-Pedophile Pride Month.

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Ebbie8708 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also known as Men’s history month

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

God bless America 😁🇺🇸☦️

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought July was dhut the fucking hell up month

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canadianhere 11 points ago +11 / -0

Superstraight month is October, because the superstraight colours are orange and black.

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slaphappy2 10 points ago +10 / -0

We have Halloween, they have Swallow-wiener.

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basedvirginian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Incredibly underrated comment

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SocialMeritWarrior 5 points ago +6 / -1

Ummm, not to be that guy, but ahcktually "cis" is a term invented by bigots in order to "other" superstraight people. Superstraights aren't "other"!! We're NORMAL!!

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slaphappy2 -3 points ago +1 / -4

ummm....actually not. Cisgender just mean you are not trans.

You can be the biggest homo on the planet and be a member in good standing of the cisgender club.

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UnknownFren 2 points ago +4 / -2

The fact that you admit to knowing wtf "cisgender" means tells us all we need to know about you

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slaphappy2 -2 points ago +1 / -3

well alrighty then and hokey dokey

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CelesteD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Freedom month, here I come!

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PodunkTexas 9 points ago +9 / -0

Those are my High School colors! Go Mighty Beavers!!!

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Appropriate cheer for either.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +9 / -1

Proud to be Super Straight!

But I'm not gonna be marching down any streets to celebrate .. because I'm fucking normal.

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DeeDay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Any man that has sex in the feces of another man is following Satan.

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, when you put it THAT way....

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BostonVoter 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm super straight and ready to party !

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Verrerogo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, all women will wear a white top in June every day. Because it's June. To show love for the brides. Just because. Mere tradition. All races, by the way. It's a girl thing.

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SaltySteffie 1 point ago +1 / -0

White top, no bra.

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SomeBloodyMinger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh wait, it was Pride Month? I had no idea, mostly because I never even cared to begin with. Luckily in Western Australia, we don’t deal with that bullshit often here. Most of us here agree that the people marching and protesting are just retarded.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Many Americans either cannot or will not understand the pain and frustration of being a superstraight in today's society. The persecution we face is simply undeniable, and yet there are those who do. For shame, America.

#SuperstraightsArePeopleToo

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

This pede needs a Playboy and a safe space, stat! He's suffering!

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Pappy_Gunn 5 points ago +5 / -0

We had a census over where I live. Of course, they couln't leave well enough alone and have just two choices for sex. Soooooo, I picked "other" and wrote "superstraight". I wonder if I'll end up on the shit list.

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good call. We're pulling for you.

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Warwagen 5 points ago +5 / -0

This pride month shit is infuriating. The way to just fucking shove it in your face non stop. I fucking can’t stand it.

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zerocooltx 5 points ago +5 / -0

i'm just waiting to get ass blasted with email about this shit at work.

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consumptiveballerina 6 points ago +6 / -0

ass blasted

....

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bluedevilga 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somewhere else on this today, they had an article about instructions on how to pleasure a preoperative trans woman.

The premise of the above statement is the reason that the idea of the superstraight even has to exist.

No straight man is going to want to suck the dick of another man who is mentally ill and playing dress up.

I am superstraight. Since I can't be out of the closet, I guess I'll have to be out of the workshop.

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

No straight man is going to want to suck the dick of another man who is mentally ill and playing dress up.

Funny, a lot of lesbians don't want to suck their dicks, either. it's like...it's like it's all a ploy by ugly men to get someone to touch their wee wee. Anyone.

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BillBelichick 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hi. My pronouns are normal / normalself

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germ-x 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anywhere you see people talking about "gay pride" be sure to make it known that you're celebrating straight pride as well.

Make them seethe.

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runonce 4 points ago +4 / -0

I pledge 30 days of sex with a person of the opposite sex in celebration of #SUPERSTRAIGHT Month. (It's going to be the same person I've been having sex with since 1973, so not that racy but still, it's a pledge)

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heinsightmedia [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

You go me beat on year but using this defense with wifey 🤣😂🤣

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CrocodileBeers 4 points ago +7 / -3

Stop with this nonsense, we don’t need a new word. Heterosexuality clearly means attraction to the other sex. Just because some woke morons disregarding their own “science” conflate sex with gender when trying to force their feminine penises down your throat, doesn’t mean we abandon that definition in favor of a new orientation altogether.

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's a joke, pede. We're just having fun. Lighten up and join the bbq.

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zentoco 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is based on a video some kid made a few months? back, it's not really 'new' or replacing anything else.

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CrocodileBeers 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes, I’m aware of the meme, but it’s still dumb. Heterosexuality already excludes transgenders because their sex is unchanged. You wanna own the libs, remind them that if sex and gender are different then no one is obligated to be sexually attracted to transgenders of the same sex. Remind them about consent and how people don’t choose their orientation and all those other things they claim to care so much about. It’s not about fighting on their terms, it’s about holding them to their own standards. This is just low tier trolling that they use to attack us.

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SaltySteffie 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, it’s us taking their own retardation and using it back against them. Have you seen some of the videos of them, trying to convince themselves that we aren’t just using their own stupid shit? Trying to explain how what we’re doing with “super straight” isn’t the exact same shit they have been doing with their gender and sexuality and everything else, but they can’t? It’s priceless.

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zentoco 4 points ago +4 / -0

All good, didn't want to assume or presume what you did or didn't know about. And, sometimes it's just fun being childish having a laugh about things. I often tell myself, "Lighten up Francis". Cheers!

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TheLeningrad27 4 points ago +4 / -0

Proud to be superstraight!

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Flammenwerfer 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need to revive the movement.

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KnobGoblin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pride is a bad thing let’s be #superhumble about it tho.

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jsnforce 4 points ago +4 / -0

Super Straight Lvl. 2 here.

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johnqpublic864 4 points ago +4 / -0

REPPUHZENT! ✊

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GaTechGrad 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is it called if you're like Lawrence from Office Space and prefer "two chicks at the same time"?

Straight squared? Poly straight? Mega straight?

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's called being rich, because if you're a millionaire, you could hook that up, because chicks dig dudes with money.

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Enlightened egoism

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MonkPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

#SUPERSTRAIGHTPEPE

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NEETpride 4 points ago +4 / -0

And happy pride month to my fellow trans superstraights! (It's technically allowed according to leftist rules)

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frogface 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are oppressed, and discriminated against, yet we are proud, we are #SUPERSTRAIGHT !

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Yaemz123 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm beyond #superstraight. I'm actually #unistraight. That means I only have sex with my opposite-sex spouse. Not only do I discriminate by not getting it on with other dudes, I even exclude all the ladies out there, as well as the non-binaries and other-genders. Yes, that's right, I'm unistraight. 1 man, 1 woman, 1 lifetime = unistraight.

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DJT_JR6544 3 points ago +3 / -0

Super duper straight

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RedPillMAGALegend 3 points ago +3 / -0

NO PERVERTS!!!!

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ChynahIzAzzhole 3 points ago +3 / -0

SUPERSTRAIGHT. I identify as a human, American Citizen, Texan. Please.. Leave me alone.

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GrandsonOfLibertyNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy #SuperStraightMonth!

I'll be celebrating with my GF later tonight!

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IG_Farben 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fuck Faggotry

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Beenz 3 points ago +3 / -0

🖕🌈❄❄

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TheJimmReaper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell yes Super Straight and Proud

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Sherpa_Guy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Straight day!!!

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WhoDecidedThat 3 points ago +3 / -0

LGBSS unite!!!

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substantialmajestic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Super straights as well as all super sexualities need allies. If anyone needs support, I am an ally to all super sexualities!!!!!!!!!