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VonTyger 62 points ago +63 / -1

Good thing God promised not to do this again or we'd be in trouble!

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4cdarth 73 points ago +74 / -1

He promised not to wipe out the earth by flood/water. There are plenty of other ways he could end us.

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basedvirginian 36 points ago +37 / -1

I vote meteor!

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RiverFenix 26 points ago +27 / -1

Bring back the Dinosaurs!

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PrairieRaine88 19 points ago +20 / -1

I like dinosaurs! Could you imagine chasing some commies with a T-rex, that would be awesome. hehe.

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Twitter 6 points ago +9 / -3

Giant spiders emerge from the earths core.

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CyclopticErotica 8 points ago +9 / -1

Flying Tick Tacks from the ocean.

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Sigma 12 points ago +13 / -1

I vote for sharks with frikkin’ lasers on their heads.

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NataliesFeet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jewish shark space lasers

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Curlybill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not big on downvotes but giant spiders is mandatory downclown

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Aambrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

I assume you have seen Lavalantula then?

or is it Eight legged Freaks?

There appears to be a lot of spider ficks

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Frog_Anne 0 points ago +1 / -1

Geez, don't give Him any ideas like that!

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Doggfaceponysoldier 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shape-shifting lizard people?

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4cdarth 14 points ago +15 / -1

Well, Sodom & Gamora already had that happen to them.. so....

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theAvatar 5 points ago +6 / -1

Slay, kween!

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MagaDevildog2 14 points ago +15 / -1

i vote yellowstone

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Kramit 2 points ago +3 / -1

There is a lot of Patriots between Seattle and Portland, pretty much in fact all of that area... At least I'll die a beautiful corpse

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MagaDevildog2 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's Cooming!!!!!

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TenaciousDT 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, please no super volcano. If you want to see what happens when a super volcano erupts, look at what happened in 536 AD (worst day in history). And that super volcano was smaller than Yellowstone

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +3 / -1

It would be epic.

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Snipthetipandsip 4 points ago +5 / -1

Sorry guys, looks like he went with "corrupted mystery poison subdued on a large percentage of brain washed people, who mostly don't believe in him, actively work against him, or are sinners."

And just like God's glorious irony, you could of totally acted in your free will and not taken the mystery poison.

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +3 / -1

I would welcome it. Tho burning alive sounds like an absolutely awful way to die.

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Freedom_Lover750 22 points ago +23 / -1

It is called the Tribulation directly followed the Great Tribulation. The wicked will answer for their sins one day soon.

"Every Knee Shall Bow and Every Tongue Shall Confess that He is Lord. "

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Thep1mp 12 points ago +13 / -1

Not just the wicked. All of us will answer. Some of us will just receive mercy, others won’t.

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Vino 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen!

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +8 / -1

Covid is not one of them, despite what Democrats want us to believe

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Pepbrandt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think the promise was “next time it’ll be fire, and there won’t be any flood to put it out!”

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Wrexxis780 3 points ago +4 / -1

Lava

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 39 points ago +40 / -1

He only promised no floods. Next time it’s Fire.

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VonTyger 15 points ago +16 / -1

That's disturbingly specific

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DonaldTheWhite 26 points ago +27 / -1

The Book of Revelations, the final chapter of the Bible

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 22 points ago +23 / -1

People be acting all surprised and in shock about current events. When there is literally a book centuries old that told us this shit would happen lol.

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Dangerous_donald1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biggest conspiracy theory ever!

Right to the end they tell us to put on our tin foil hats.

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HerbertBailBondsh 1 point ago +1 / -0

STFU and back your ass up to the gloryhole.. make that quarter, bitch-boi

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well it has already predicted a good handful of current events. So nope, not going to shut up. I will pray for your denial though.

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Lamech_Slade 14 points ago +15 / -1

2 Peter 3:10-12 NASBS But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, in which the heavens will pass away with a roar and the elements will be destroyed with intense heat, and the earth and its works will be burned up. [11] Since all these things are to be destroyed in this way, what sort of people ought you to be in holy conduct and godliness, [12] looking for and hastening the coming of the day of God, because of which the heavens will be destroyed by burning, and the elements will melt with intense heat!

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Long_time_lurker 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's interesting to point out that in the OT, there were two ways of purifying things for temple use--water and fire. Generally, the metal implements that could be sterilized in a fire were purified that way, whereas the other things were washed with water.

The idea that homosexuality was related to illness was not foreign to them and was even pointed out in the NT where it was said that God would cast them into a sickbed. There are also other verses where they mentioned that sleeping with too many women, as well, would sap one's stamina.

Some will point out that the patriarchs were polygamous and ask about why Christians are against that now. The standard answer is that Jesus raised marriage to a sacrament by blessing the wedding at Cana. The list of sacraments, BTW, comes from specific times Jesus performed a blessing in the gospels (baptism, Eucharist, marriage, etc.) so it's not just something arbitrary, either.

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Lamech_Slade 6 points ago +6 / -0

Marriage was always intended to be holy.

Matthew 19:3-9 NASBS Some Pharisees came to Jesus, testing Him and asking, "Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any reason at all?" [4] And He answered and said, "Have you not read that He who created them from the beginning MADE THEM MALE AND FEMALE, [5] and said, 'For THIS REASON A MAN SHALL LEAVE HIS FATHER AND MOTHER AND BE JOINED TO HIS WIFE, AND the TWO SHALL BECOME ONE FLESH'? [6] So they are no longer two, but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let no man separate." [7] They said to Him, "Why then did Moses command to GIVE HER A CERTIFICATE OF DIVORCE AND SEND her AWAY?" [8] He said to them, "Because of your hardness of heart Moses permitted you to divorce your wives; but from the beginning it has not been this way. [9] And I say to you, whoever divorces his wife, except for immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery."

When asked a question about marriage/divorce, Jesus went back to creation, to God's original plan for marriage. In the OT God overlooked some things because of the hardness of their hearts (read that as to protect women in their culture). But as Paul would say on Mars Hill

Acts 17:30-31 NASBS Therefore having overlooked the times of ignorance, God is now declaring to men that all people everywhere should repent, [31] because He has fixed a day in which He will judge the world in righteousness through a Man whom He has appointed, having furnished proof to all men by raising Him from the dead."

After Jesus there is no more overlooking ignorance, only

Hebrews 10:28-31 NASBS Anyone who has set aside the Law of Moses dies without mercy on the testimony of two or three witnesses. [29] How much severer punishment do you think he will deserve who has trampled under foot the Son of God, and has regarded as unclean the blood of the covenant by which he was sanctified, and has insulted the Spirit of grace? [30] For we know Him who said, "Vengeance IS MINE, I WILL REPAY." And again, "The LORD WILL JUDGE HIS PEOPLE." [31] It is a terrifying thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +7 / -1

There will be fire...a lake of fire where people will suffer eternally after the Great White Throne Judgement.

Before that in the tribulation there will be famine, pestilence, disease, darkness, war, and locusts whose sting will cause terrible agony for months. Billions of people and other creatures are going to die and suffer horribly; and people will still not repent. It will make the Black Death seem like a minor footnote in history.

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Long_time_lurker 5 points ago +6 / -1

We had murder hornets and a plague, are we half there yet?

Also Pride is the ur-sin that got Lucifer to rebel against Heaven. Nowadays there's a lot of media that likes to make it out like demons are simply a different race than angels. But Biblically, angels and demons are the same kind of being, the demons chose to rebel.

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Aambrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

To put simply those murder hornets would be very tame in comparison. We are talking something like with the sting of a scorpion, but much worse most likely. Then the fact that they would move like locusts but have a image of a man's face would inspire fear.

Just to add a little bit of clarification. I better image is in Revelations 7 I think.

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Retarddit_Refugee 9 points ago +10 / -1

He could drop CA into the Pacific. That'd be a great start.

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +4 / -1

That derecho thing that hit the Midwest last summer was a warning to the Midwest I’m positive

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nebu 1 point ago +3 / -2

wait until I get out

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Kyle-Them-All 9 points ago +11 / -2

If God doesn't judge America soon he will have to apologize for Sodom and Gomorrah

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

True dat!

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CelesteD 7 points ago +9 / -2

Didn't say anything about a manmade plague run amok, AI, humanity creating its own artificial black holes in super colliders, grey goo, the super volcano in yellowstone, asteroid/meteor, the "singularity" or fake alien invasions.

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Girthquakes 39 points ago +40 / -1

Next time, they plan to use the rainbow symbol to constantly remind God during the festivities that, no matter how wicked they get, He said He wouldn’t flood them again

Fucking kek. I love the Bee

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Pelosi_Halitosis 35 points ago +36 / -1

I'll take 40 days of rain over 30 days of dildo parades every opportunity.

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julianleroux 19 points ago +20 / -1

I'd take most of the Old Testament over Current Year

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yurimodin 5 points ago +5 / -0

yeah but that whole Lot's daughters getting him drunk so they could bang him and start a new tribe was pretty weird tho.....https://youtu.be/bar3GOzDNzg

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3percenterFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Compared to the mostly peaceful but fiery cities they came from that was pretty tame, but yeah, we can do without that in the future.

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Coolgenner 0 points ago +1 / -1

Was she hot Lot?

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +4 / -1

Nah he did the Brimstone one already.

God is nothing if not Original. He's gonna come up with something really nifty this time...

maybe spontaneous combustion?

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Snipthetipandsip 4 points ago +5 / -1

What about a "vaccine" that no one forced them to take which they only took to signal how virtuous they are?

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KekistanPM 0 points ago +1 / -1

Brimstone is a special plague. In ancient times, sinners were stoned to death. When God plagues regions with brimstone, he's "divinely stoning" those regions for their sins. I believe that's also part of the Tribulation; maybe the Great Tribulation.

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Coolgenner 4 points ago +5 / -1

My fucking neighbors did this with goats and sheep in their house.

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Long_time_lurker 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah, Yellowstone is one possibility. There's also the fact that (on a long enough time scale) the Sun will devour the Earth. It might be possible to accelerate that somehow if the Earth lost enough of its orbital velocity or something happened to Sol to speed up its expansion.

Or it could just develop a lot of sunspots and start blasting us with flares, especially if the magnetic field reversal happens and drops our magnetic shield for a while.

So yeah, there are quite a few ways for the Earth to literally die in a fire.

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WildStar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget my personal favorite, the Gamma Ray Burst.

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tmplen1 9 points ago +10 / -1

No jokes.....

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BlitheringIdiot 8 points ago +9 / -1

It must have sucked when it rained on their parade.

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MrBabySpam 7 points ago +8 / -1

TheBasedBee

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freedom2520 5 points ago +6 / -1

Thanks to all life being wiped out, it will probably be a very long time until there is another pride month. Next time, they plan to use the rainbow symbol to constantly remind God during the festivities that, no matter how wicked they get, He said He wouldn’t flood them again.

TOPKEK

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Ben_dover 5 points ago +6 / -1

Can’t wait for sharia law so we can throw these faggots of buildings

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EvensoAmen 6 points ago +8 / -2

Oh.... I think you have it mixed up. Macro evolution is the fairy tale for adults.

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Vino 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://youtu.be/noj4phMT9OE And mathematically impossible.

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HowDoILogIn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fags comprise only 2% of the world's population but commit 45% of all child sexual assaults. In anonymous surveys 30% of them admit to being molested as kids. They don't deserve the right to life, let alone the right to marry or vote.

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TrumpThoseLibs 3 points ago +4 / -1

Don’t tell them about the pride parade ended by fire raining from the sky

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keepamericagreat102 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pride month isn’t real. America didn’t vote to do this.

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coolhandcuke 3 points ago +4 / -1

Last year there was a story about someone who painted a rainbow in the crosswalk. There was a skid mark and it was called a hate crime rather than just a random driver being an idiot.

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Spawnlingman 3 points ago +4 / -1

BB is always original. remember when SNL was like that? The woke left is so jealous.

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trauncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would you be proud that you ram your junk up another guys asshole? or that you savor the flavor?

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +3 / -1

Pride goeth before destruction....

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Chainsaw 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is GOLD!

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Forgotmypass666 2 points ago +4 / -2

Atheist here, genuinely curious.

Do Christians actually believe that God flooded the entire globe killing everything except for what was on the boat? or do they believe it was a more localized event that has been exaggerated over the years? Or possibly do they believe it's a nice story that's entirely made up?

Not trying to sound condescending or anything, honestly curious.

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Trick [S] 6 points ago +8 / -2

There are plenty who "identify" as Christians, who are in fact not true followers of Christ. So, there are some who call themselves Christian and yet claim the flood was localized, and even some who say it is allegory.

True history is not dependent upon whether or not anyone believes it. In the same way the Bible is the true word of the living God, whether or not you believe now. The account of the flood in the Bible is accurate history. The 8 people and the animals with them on the ark, were the only land dwelling creatures to survive.

There is plenty of evidence for it in the world today. You will find billions of dead things (fossils) buried in rock layers, laid down by water all over the earth. Marine fossils are found on the peaks of the highest mountains. Creating a fossil requires rapid burial, otherwise a dead creature will be eaten or decay in a very short time.

If you are truly interested in finding out more, I recommend these websites: creation.com & answersingenesis.com

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Forgotmypass666 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you believe it happened the way the Bible says it happened. Okay. Atleast I think that's what you are saying. Thank you for answering.

And no thank you, I am not interested in leaning more about the Bible, but thanks for the input.

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KAGALOSAURUS 5 points ago +6 / -1

I’ll add this to your comment, almost every ancient civilization across the globe has a “great flood” story, and are similar in nature.

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EvensoAmen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Apart from the liberalized fake "Christians," some Christians believe in a global flood and some believe in a regional flood. You'll find a thinking scientist here: https://biblicalscienceinstitute.com/topix/

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Doggfaceponysoldier 2 points ago +3 / -1

Doesn’t matter. What matters is why god decided to flood the earth. His creation was compromised by the gene-splicing by way of fallen angels. It made them violent and soulless. Yet here we are today with our bio-engineering germ warfare, spider-goats, gene editing, and cloning, not to mention whatever the hell is in the COVID experimental gene therapy...we in for some hard times.

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Forgotmypass666 0 points ago +1 / -1

You typed out all of that and didn't answer the question at all.

Your not going to get any judgment from me, I'm not trying to challenge your faith, if you say you believe it happened the way the Bible says I'm not going to tell you why I think it didn't.

I'm just honestly curious as an atheist what Christians believe happened.

Next time just try answering the question.

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Doggfaceponysoldier 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t assume I am something that I am not...I’m telling you, as an atheist, you are asking the wrong question. If you nitpick the Bible and say it didn’t happen exactly this way or that therefore the whole is BS then you are missing the point. Each bible story/verse/even word has more than one meaning. If you look at it 1-dimensionally you will miss the sum of its parts.

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Forgotmypass666 0 points ago +1 / -1

I have made zero assumptions about you. All you are doing is rambling on and not answering a very simple question. Go away.

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Long_time_lurker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, there kinda was a giant flood in that area and many oral traditions in the area have some kind of flood story:

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/mediterranean-nearly-dried-up-cataclysmic-flood-revived-it

I personally take it to be local flooding, but others differ.

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Forgotmypass666 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay. Thanks for answering honestly.

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Aoikaze2000 2 points ago +3 / -1

I heard that the corporations made a killing on the pride umbrellas.

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Wenger 2 points ago +3 / -1

Holy shit this is beyond based!

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Jaybone86 2 points ago +3 / -1

That’s some spice.

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

At the end of the 40 days, do they get a rainbow?

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Hangemh1gh 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thanks to all life being wiped out, it will probably be a very long time until there is another pride month. Next time, they plan to use the rainbow symbol to constantly remind God during the festivities that, no matter how wicked they get, He said He wouldn’t flood them again.

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ArtLife 1 point ago +2 / -1

hahahah! gotta love the Bee

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Wokelibtard 1 point ago +1 / -0

They banned cops, wheres the fag bashers when we need them?

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FrankDrebin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad the left ruins everything good and innocent.

On another note. Isn't interesting how many serial killers had homosexual tendencies. Really makes you think.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +2 / -1

Next time, they plan to use the rainbow symbol to constantly remind God during the festivities that, no matter how wicked they get, He said He wouldn’t flood them again.

GODS COVENANT

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nebu 1 point ago +3 / -2

Another direction they could have taken it is the tower of babel.

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FreeFlorida 1 point ago +2 / -1

they are turning the frogs gay!

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Artek 1 point ago +2 / -1

He sent us frogs first eh?

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fxrocker 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is numero uno :D

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fac1 1 point ago +2 / -1

This isn't the first ever. They've been doing this for years. Worse each year though.

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Devils_Advocate 0 points ago +2 / -2

ooph, that's based enough to trigger some peeps.

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DJT_JR6544 0 points ago +1 / -1

It is not better than the snopes "false for now" rating but it is close! Love the bee!

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MAGAHANS -44 points ago +1 / -45

Not to mention the Super Straight 40 day cruise that took place instead!!