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South_Florida_Guy 231 points ago +233 / -2

They're not faceless, they're just covered in splooge.

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Bigsweaties 118 points ago +119 / -1

Dual pearl necklaces too.

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South_Florida_Guy 71 points ago +72 / -1

A gift from Willie Brown

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 62 points ago +62 / -0

Keep the change, ya filthy animal

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DrCowboyPresident 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmaooo

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Lasheric 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that quote famous because the actual movie, or because home alone quoted that quote? lol

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mintyfresh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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BlitheringIdiot 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yes, absolutely this. I wonder if this woman really understands how much she's actively loathed and more importantly, why.

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Donald_Gear_Solid 9 points ago +9 / -0

No she will think only ebil hwites nasis hate her. Kinda the "booerns" gag from the Simpson's.

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DickTick 5 points ago +7 / -2

And what exactly were you out there doing while the rest of us were just "spiking the football"

These comments always and give me a good chuckle..... Like you've been out there busting your ass to turn things around on a local and federal level while the rest of us have just been sitting on this website typing stupid comments, right? But not your comments, those are different!

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Firespawn 1 point ago +3 / -2

Exactly. He probably typed that shit with Cheeto coated fingers.

And the good old "the president did nothing." As if 98% of every level of government didn't have the deck stacked against him. Shit, Pedo Joe and his endless EOs undid a bunch of maga not even 30 days as the Resident. There was no stopping what we witnessed.

Sting, and many like him, should think before they spew their fucking diarrhea.

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Axiom502 -1 points ago +1 / -2

They're not capable of thought. They're spoiled children. Not everything goes your way all the time. Doesn't mean Trump "did nothing"

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CrouchingKamala 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, the cookies are just light entertainment.

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +1 / -0

If she were capable of that, she would have stepped down as DA in CA. She was just as loathed back then.

The term gets thrown around a lot, but I would peg her as a malignant narcissist. And they can't be that honest about themselves, their very condition prevents it. It's denial and delusion all the way down.

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BurtMcGirt 4 points ago +4 / -0

A gift from lots of brown Willies!

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will he brown?

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

That neckless is "spot on" 😂

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Paxelmania 2 points ago +2 / -0

reminder that Kamala wears pearl necklaces to honor her non-black biological father Howard Schachman

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FredRedd 24 points ago +24 / -0

Kamala Bukake!

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TrumpAndGodWin 8 points ago +8 / -0

C'mon man

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BurgerChef90 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yesterday, dad and I were watching the news, well we were more interested in local weather, but it had a clip of Kamala saying in Guatemala "Do not come. Do not come." And dad goes "I bet she's said that a lot in her life" with a smirk. Mom rolled her eyes and laughed, and I almost lost it lol

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DickTick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jeez lol

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basedvirginian 7 points ago +7 / -0

They just got some facials!

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Sparks1017 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK

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TrumpIncitedErection 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bingo

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doug2 133 points ago +134 / -1

These articles are absolute trash. This thing happened, she was totally criticized for it in a few mildly snarky tweets!!

Uhh, ok?

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IAFF4TRUMP 103 points ago +106 / -3

This is classic conservatism. Have an election fraudulently stolen, and then grandstand about someone baking cookies while you ask for donations. Fuck these people.

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tombombadil 47 points ago +48 / -1

Just got a lengthy letter from the GOP asking for donations. Not a single mention of fixing our election process. Trump is the only one talking about it. He’s gonna have to teach them how to win again.

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MICHIGANisRED 35 points ago +35 / -0

It's so simple too.

Want money?

Do something about the fraud and I will send money. That goes for anyone. Don't have to be a gop pol.

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 8 points ago +8 / -0

I got my money back too. Asshoes.

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Comanche_Moon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some people cannot be taught. I think the only solution is to get rid of all the swamp people and start fresh.

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CrouchingKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got a letter all about Trump, was a pledge to sign to continue supporting Trump by donating to the RNC. The audacity. Not even a wooden nickel!

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

But did they mention the cookies?

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phandaal 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Handing out cookies with her face on them as the border crisis rages…,” RNC Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel wrote on social media. “The modern-day equivalent of ‘let them eat cake.’”

These assholes love it, they're playing the same game they've played for decades. Too bad for them we've finally caught on to their grift after watching them fight against Trump tooth and nail for 5 years straight.

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SpookySpook 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah

They are talking about cookies while there are protests agaisnt the cheating whore in guatemala

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invalid_data 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, this is just Breitbart which has become a cuckservative tabloid with no real substance.

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neoPede 35 points ago +35 / -0

Agreed. It's almost as dumb as trump gets 2 scoops, everyone else only 1.

While Biden and the DS are destroying the country currently.

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NYRepublican72 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm laughing at these cookies. Bitch looks like she just got faciailed.

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CrouchingKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

People are aware, sometimes a moment of levity is a moment of levity. The cookies are freaking hilarious.

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chewsoap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Disagree. Trump didn't hand out ice cream in his likeness. Not the same thing at all.

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tombombadil 10 points ago +10 / -0

You ever hear of the “Republicans pounce!” headlines? This is just the opposite of that and just as dumb.

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HeavyVetting 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's appalling how many "news" articles that basically boil down to "here's what I think and also look at these tweets!"

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Bump 52 points ago +53 / -1

What is this ridiculous obsession with this administration & cookies?

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Philhelm 58 points ago +60 / -2

Probably related to child rape.

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JustTheNews 13 points ago +13 / -0

jesus..

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BlitheringIdiot 7 points ago +7 / -0

He could probably help them out, honestly.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 8 points ago +8 / -0

YA THINK YOURE HOT SHIT DONTCHA?!?!

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QLARP -1 points ago +1 / -2

Sure why not q

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't believe in Q.

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stealthboy 20 points ago +20 / -0

Cookies. Ice cream. kids.

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Need_More_Coats 11 points ago +11 / -0

They are trying to infantilize the population by constantly offering trinket rewards (cookies, ice cream, small tax credit payments). They know that their voting base simply wants a pat on the head for parroting their divisive, nation destroying rhetoric. It’s working too.

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine if Trump ordered his own resembling cookies given to the press.

The media would have a field day...week...month...year with it. Entire spaces of the internet would be dedicated to the stupidity of it, and he'd probably even lose a few easily-swayed voters tbh!

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findthewarmspot 3 points ago +3 / -0

The new pizza is ice cream and cookies...

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NADSAQ 18 points ago +19 / -1

Not to nitpick but the White House employs a team of chefs, bakers, and such that are referred to as staffers and of course they are paid with tax dollars. They probably were working anyway.

Not to say this isn’t a ridiculous move by a renowned harlot.

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NADSAQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was on Air Force 1 & 2. I am not an authority on the subject but I am almost sure they came directly from the White House kitchens.

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logan34 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was prob some famous baker who gets to post about it on her instagram and make millions by saying she made cookies for VP. Pathetic.

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Ebbie8708 41 points ago +41 / -0

Man, I wish I loved anyone as much as Kamala loves Kamala.

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RussianBot6969 8 points ago +8 / -0

KEK. All she cares about is self-promotion.

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Bill_Clinton_is_a_ 3 points ago +4 / -1

I love Trump that much.

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JustTheNews 26 points ago +26 / -0

Preeese take these cookies of our supreme vice leader, she work so hard her eyes pop off! Lets now sing our totally voluntary song of praise: OH DEAR VICE CHANCELLOR SPREAD YOUR LEGS UP HIGH, THE MUSTY SMELL PORTRUDING MELTED OFF HER EYES (por que crow noises) ...............

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ChickNorris 23 points ago +23 / -0

what is it with this administration and giving out cookies?!?! This has to have been Jill's idea since she's so used to dealing with a husband whose dementia has made him the equivalent of a 3 year old.

Giving out cookies at press conferences, giving out cookies on foreign visits... wtf. What's next? A state dinner with the Queen where she is served cookies on a silver platter?

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peterstrzoked 19 points ago +19 / -0

Never underestimate the potential for it to be a simple scam. Who made the cookies? How much did each one of these cookies cost taxpayers? $10? $20? $100? How much of that goes back to the big guy?

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ChickNorris 4 points ago +4 / -0

very good point.

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PraiseBeToScience 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because Democrats are stupid and superficial.

Do you remember the gaudy and awful Valentine's Day decorations Jill took credit for?

They eat this shallow bullshit up. Remember how they hated Trump because he didn't have a dog?

They associate being a "good guy" with being a "good leader" and somehow being affable and appearing in a YouTube video makes you the best leader.

They don't want a fucking president to fix the country, they just want someone to act like their fucking friend. That's why they weep like women whenever a politician does some pointless shit like waves the fagflag in a parade. They think that's a substitute for leadership.

The more childish and gay the more they love it. Cookies are "wholesome" and "loving" so just hand out cookies and it's all the qualifications you need.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol look at my post history. I 100% agree that the conspiracy nutsacks need to be purged. They're either mentally suck in which case the only cure is a bullet, or they're agitprop communists in which case the only cure is a bullet.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 4 points ago +4 / -0

But but but but ZDCVsDumph gave fast food to a sports ball team!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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MICHIGANisRED 3 points ago +3 / -0

My guess is kamala would give the queen horrible memories of her daughter in law.

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RussianBot6969 1 point ago +1 / -0

The queen's daughter-in-law is less psycho....

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bidensmissingbrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd call it a draw

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NYRepublican72 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kids get cookies as a reward for being good and obedient and we're talking about the press here.... so...

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johnrambo 16 points ago +16 / -0

Rubbing it in everyone's face about how she got there. It's obviously her with a facial.

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booblitchutz 12 points ago +12 / -0

They’re not faceless, that’s her face. It’s as empty as her soul.

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slowmotrin 11 points ago +11 / -0

And they said Trump was full of himself.

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Aluminoti 10 points ago +10 / -0

I want a Trump Cookie

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

We all do.

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webthing 9 points ago +9 / -0

🤡🌎

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heebiejeebie 7 points ago +7 / -0

willie is whipping up a batch of frosting right now to put on that face!

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

When Willie Brown yells from the kitchen "Batter Up!" he ain't talking about baseball.

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Iamnotademocrat4 7 points ago +7 / -0

The cookie says it all about the VP....basically...she said to everyone...in the most insulting way....BITE ME....When in your lifetime have you ever seen a VP cookie...ever..what a bunch of tool bags

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MocksFordComma 6 points ago +6 / -0

How would that even occur to someone to make and hand out cookies like that? So dumb.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. There's no precedent for this. It's very odd.

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memechallenger33 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top comment in Twitter: “take, eat, this is my body…”

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YourWifesBoyfriend 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kinda weird

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LyvK01 5 points ago +5 / -0

"in her likeness" wow they think she's God.

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Southboundanddown 5 points ago +5 / -0

Something roast beef themed would be more appropriate I think.

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

An Arby’s #3 with Horsey sauce?

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webthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Roast Beef Christmas Cookies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MEzuqy9Frs

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MarvinNash 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hot dogs. Served up in a hallway.

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Train_w_no_brakes 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a pretentious cunt. This combined with the self photo of her and “enjoy the long weekend” shows how much of a self-absorbed bitch she really is.

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MustafaJones 5 points ago +5 / -0

How psychopathic is it to go and hand out cookies of yourself to people. I though it was done by staff or just sent out but nope that cackling hag delivered them personally. How can a person have that little self awareness?

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jormungandr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fweedom cookies

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TheMadManDidItAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

American flag cookies would be more appropriate... but I guess cookies in the shape of her is more her style.... "look at me!" I can imagine, she told the bakers "I'm interested in having cookies made in my likeness, make sure they are as beautiful as I am... these are going to people who I have to make a good impression on. Me me me me me."

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Keiichi81 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can you imagine the cries of "narcissist" from the legacy media if Trump handed out cookies shaped in his likeness?

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FreedomFromGovt 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't have to apologize for your opinion. This kind of nonsense should be called out and attributed to the character flaws that are being protected by mush-headed leftist "touchy-feelyism".

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newuser999 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is dumb news and typical shit they'd throw at trump. Why is it stickied?

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I prefer an orange cookie

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Wolfebane84 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow, who the fuck makes cookies OF THEMSELVES and hands them out....

What in the fuck.....

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Seatacjoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahaha the cookie has a pearl necklace? GTFO of here....hahahahab

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zentoco 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was just going to note that... TWO scoops of pearl necklace strands even! lol

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bidensmissingbrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

EAT ME...

...OUT

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pbarnett865 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you remember when the media diagnosed Trump as narcissistic? This is entirely different though.

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maga_mama_757 4 points ago +4 / -0

Were they creamy?

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Colesterol 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's funnier because in spanish there is an insult to call someone a "descarado", meaning a shameless or arrogant person. It's direct translation is akin to 'losing face' or 'a person with no face'

So these cookies are wonderful on so many levels.

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KeeptheChief 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, at least there's no mouth so we don't have to listen to her.

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elvisbird 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kamala is in love with Kamala. She is bat shit crazy too.

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Btcox 3 points ago +3 / -0

This administration is based around cookies and ice cream. And they want to be taken seriously?

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BS2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if they're laced with something so people can tolerate her cackling?

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RedditStillSucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Im not eating her cookie, my name isnt Willie Brown.

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honkskillet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even has her trademark pearl neckless!

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webthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

She wants a pearl necklaces.

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Jonald_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s a white woman on that cookie.

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TheRealPizzaPope 2 points ago +2 / -0

What? Is she mad that people found out about the cookies? Wtf? Does she not think that people are watching everything she does?

I fucking HATE Kamala Harris and it's still mind boggling how even she's VP. They could have literally picked Gretchen Whitmer, who I hate WAY more than Kamala, but that would STILL make much more sense.

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webthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black and white cookie.

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deloppoled 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's always been a one way street for Kamala. But she finally found a way to get men to eat her.

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Saltyminer11 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are probably poisonous

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BurtMcGirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are missing the white icing on the face!

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TraumaHotel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everything about these evil people are cringe

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MICHIGANisRED 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't feed those to a dog

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't imagine being this much of a narsacistic sociopath. She probably gives out ipads full of recordings of her speeches as gifts too.