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MsAnthropic 205 points ago +207 / -2

There was a great post on here a while back - some guy got forced to put pronouns so just put they/theirs because he didn’t care. SJW woman could tell he thought it was bullshit so she challenged him on his pronouns, he took it straight to HR. Woman kept expressing scepticism about his sincerity and his pronouns, end result was that he got her fired.

Moral: they’ve given you a weapon, you should use it.

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Loc12 [S] 65 points ago +66 / -1

I saw that, was my first thought. If I was more financially secure I'd love to try it

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Konsaki 146 points ago +146 / -0

If they fire you for your pronouns, you'll be financially secured.

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Seatacjoe 37 points ago +37 / -0

Hahahha yup.

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socal_maga 6 points ago +6 / -0

Freakin' perfect. A double-edged sword, but in reverse! A double-win sword!

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whataboob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kinda.

Seems a bit more like swinging around a smelly bag of lethally putrid trash rather than a sword.

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can fire you for anything in PA

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 13 points ago +13 / -0

They are bribing us to act against our morals with our Financial Security. I know this is easy for me to say, because I am not you. I also make aggressively medium money.😁

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g-money1 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Traditional pronouns"

"English language pronouns"

"Third person singular"

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BurtMcGirt 26 points ago +26 / -0

Amen to that!

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Cifu 37 points ago +38 / -1

And Awomen!

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MagaShoghi 19 points ago +19 / -0

I think you mean birthing person...

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Overtaxed 25 points ago +25 / -0

Now listen here birthing personfucker.

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that_sound 3 points ago +3 / -0

...and Abirthingperson!

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Shadow3 8 points ago +8 / -0

The pronoun just has to be woke enough to convince others

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Peacekeeper76 7 points ago +7 / -0

@MsAnthropic and @Loc12

I believe you're referring to this post... Link

It was so good I saved it. Glad I did.

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MsAnthropic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes! That’s the guy - that story was a thing of beauty. Thank you! 🙂

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Kmdub2 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was a good story

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MasksAreChildAbuse 99 points ago +99 / -0

Pick normal pronouns, but use them wrong. Eg instead of his, its he. And instead of he, its his. And also mix them up between multiple genders.

For example.. Her / he

"That is HE phone, HER stepped away for a minute."

And if they mess up and dont do it right you raise a fit.

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PresElectKekPede 37 points ago +38 / -1

This is the way.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 7 points ago +7 / -0

shim/sham

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redvirginia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Absolutely devious. I love it.

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becky21k1 98 points ago +98 / -0

why pick one, tell them yours change with the day.

Sort of like the candy bar commercial, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

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MsAnthropic 77 points ago +77 / -0

Exactly - they change every day, and if someone uses yesterday’s pronouns then it’s VIOLENCE and they can be fired.

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Peashout 43 points ago +43 / -0

God help us, there are people out there that Actually think this way.

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chesswhilehigh 28 points ago +28 / -0

They exist. That’s what “gender fluid” means. Means it changes.

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USMC_Capt 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're easily identifiable - They're still wearing masks and many have Kool-Aid hair.

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PhoneBandit 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'd love to see a Days of the Week chart in an email signature with a different pronoun each day.

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GarudaDarkblack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just change the pronouns in your email first thing every morning to make even the most liberal people wonder what is wrong with you.

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michelleobama22 2 points ago +2 / -0

make 7000 pronouns so theyre never the same

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that_sound 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not a joke. That's what gender fluid is. So, use that.

Also, the fact that yesterday's email will have yesterday's gender pronoun in the signature, is problematic. It's actually violence. The email system needs to be changed so that employee's signature gender pronouns are kept up to date. On all emails. In all folders. At all times. Forever and ever.

Burn it to the ground.

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Quietam_Unum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not a joke. That's what gender fluid is. So, use that.

Really? All this time I thought it was what ended up on Stormy Daniels face.

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becky21k1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gender fluid, I thought that was semen

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chinajoehasdementia 88 points ago +88 / -0

I like me/myself because it points to the idiocy while not being anything they claim as offensive. If someone calls you out just stick by it and you'll max out their cognitive dissonance.

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penguinjay1212 17 points ago +17 / -0

"The meeting's about to start, someone go grab "me"

Lol.

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chinajoehasdementia 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Go ask me when myself will be ready."

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TheMadManDidItAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Boss: Ok everybody, I'd like for you all to say what you feel is your best part about yourself, and worst part about yourself... Karen, you go first.

Karen: Ok, I think the best part about me is tolerance of everybody. The worst part about me is caring too much about other people that it gets me in trouble.

The Chad with pronoun of 'me': Thank you Karen, but I don't appreciate you saying I care too much about other people it gets me in trouble.

Karen walks in to HR: You wanted to see me?

HR: No, we wanted to see you. You've been harassing me and we're going to have to let you go...

Karen: but... I've never harassed you.

HR: I know, but you've been harassing me.

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MrStep 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Me/myself/I - it makes me very uncomfortable to be other-named."

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Restore_Sanity_alt 76 points ago +76 / -0

Trump & Won … of course

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PresElectKekPede 19 points ago +19 / -0

Came here to say this

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nova7733 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes

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B4size25paper 74 points ago +75 / -1

I’d go with CEO/CFO. You can also have them call you Boss, if it’s easier to remember.

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anotherthing 32 points ago +32 / -0

I sexually identify as the CEO of this company!

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Oback_Barama 25 points ago +25 / -0

I financially identify as CEO of this company, how dare you pay me less, you bigot!

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WindyCityBluez 8 points ago +8 / -0

LMFAO

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try4gain 56 points ago +56 / -0

Was / Were

As in - I quit.

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Theannihilatrixx 47 points ago +48 / -1

Pinochet/apache

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 42 points ago +42 / -0

It/Its

or

Thee/Thou

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based_illinoisan 33 points ago +34 / -1

Thee/thou is freakin awesome. I might have to go that route when it happens to our business

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ThurstonHowell3rd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sir/Sire

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Jack_HinsonTN 39 points ago +40 / -1

I really hate people pushing woke crap in the workplace. And I have successfully fought it before. My former boss (Biden voter with severe buyers remorse) decided we couldn't use the term "Whitelisting" to refer to firewall changes. Instead, he wanted my team to start using "port enablement" instead. His justification? "WHITELISTING SOUNDS REEEECIST!" I proceeded to give him a history of the term dating back to voting practices originating in ancient Arabia, pointing out that he was the one making it about race, and that he was therefore racist. He stubbornly refused to give up... and on the very next call with a client where his woke dumb ass tried to request "port enablement" for an IP address, the client's IT staff played dumb until he caved and said "whitelist" on the call. He never pushed the BS again.

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Unicron3 21 points ago +21 / -0

I hear this all the time because people don't understand the idioms they use. Had a plant manager apologize to women after using the phrase "balls to the wall."

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hoarsecaulk 19 points ago +22 / -3

All of this bullshit is to appease women. Men don’t go for this woke crap unless they’re trying to get laid.

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rgon18 26 points ago +26 / -0

By other men

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jimbad05 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gay men do if they're the activist type. It's just a power grab regardless of whos doing it.

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Jack_HinsonTN 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can't be bothered to look stuff up, despite having access to the collected knowledge of humanity on their phone. It's sad, really. At least in my case, my former boss made a lateral move in the company and is no longer a boss and has to report to a guy who doesn't put up with woke BS. My new boss is a MAGA based ex-marine and former Developer. He's about as opposite of woke as it's possible to get, and a cool dude to boot. I don't miss the regretful Biden voter at all.

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OGRapHat 10 points ago +10 / -0

"balls to the wall." is from the steam engine days where the governor would fly out and slow the engine. It has nothing to do with genitals.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. Just had an image of Ron "Ballsy" DeSantis putting on a cape and flying like Superman to stop a runaway train and save the day.

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Wind-chasing_luhua 38 points ago +39 / -1

They\Them really puts a log in the spokes. I read a post a while back about a guy getting his hr person canned because she kept saying he was lying and he would check her everyone he was "misgendered."

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adp_17 37 points ago +37 / -0

Trump/Won

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ancillasedet 36 points ago +36 / -0

I/my Makes it impossible to do.

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Choomguy 25 points ago +25 / -0

I like who/whom. But anyhow, in typical communist fashion, they will soon come out with a list of “approved” pronouns and deem anything else to be hate speech.

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penguinjay1212 4 points ago +4 / -0

yes, it like a sweet Abbott and Costello routine.

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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who. What. I don't know.

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penguinjay1212 4 points ago +4 / -0

3rd baase!!!

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BumpForTrump 28 points ago +28 / -0

He/he and say you identify as michael jackson

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Johnfox13 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

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arebee 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fat white bricklayer?

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deloppoled 27 points ago +27 / -0

I would tell them I identify as my favorite make / model of automobile. I would demand that they use vroom/varoom as my pronouns.

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Gyrfalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta use ve and hickle. 😁

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guten_morgen 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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womp_squared 25 points ago +25 / -0

Make your fag/faggot. That will end this stupid policy real quick.

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penguinjay1212 3 points ago +3 / -0

great minds think alike.

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Cobalty2004 18 points ago +18 / -0

41% / Suicide

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Hedonismbot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those are rookie numbers!

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Barracuda 18 points ago +18 / -0

we/us

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gthog61 16 points ago +16 / -0

You might work for the same company I do. I have not thought of what I want to pick but they don't want me picking them.

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fuckthealphabetsoup 27 points ago +27 / -0

but they don't want me picking them.

Whoa there, you're gonna need to go to HR for redress of this massive oppression to your constantly in flux state of gender; you ascribe to at least 3538 genders, and you have to decide what one you feel like every, single, day; if the company isn't willing to allow you to chose your gender at the beginning of every work day, and address you properly by that every single day - you'll be suing them for their inhospitable work environment, as well as the emotional pain and suffering you face for not have every gender and pronoun choice available to you.

Take this shit to it's logical conclusion, make enforcing this so difficult they either have to fire you or drop it; win win.

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gthog61 17 points ago +17 / -0

I figured out what I want my pronouns to be.

I have a twang and I am sort of country, so I want to be

Hee/Haw

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Loc12 [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think it's just 80% of companies these days for some reason (marxism)

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 20 points ago +20 / -0

My based company's President waves me over to show me an email whenever some fuck face puts their pronouns in their signature so we can laugh about it

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penguinjay1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

that's awesome. I hope it's a great place to stay.

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Scuffers 16 points ago +16 / -0

Deplorable?

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onemoretimeagain22 10 points ago +10 / -0

Supreme galactic overlord

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Space_Force 15 points ago +15 / -0

Me, Myself and I.

It's a nod to De la Soul, and it's confusing as shit if someone else has to refer to you as myself. That or something more mature like "Megatron or Skelletor"

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Dialectic 13 points ago +13 / -0

Get/Fucked

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sicarius 13 points ago +13 / -0

ApacHE / ApacHIM

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 13 points ago +13 / -0

We/Our

Make them address you the way they would address royalty.

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Salt_n_Pepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jtjdjej/4838w6

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Vox_Dobad 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trump/Won

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47urOFH3d 10 points ago +10 / -0

Massa?

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TheFountainhead 10 points ago +10 / -0

King/GodEmperor.

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BurtMcGirt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump/Trumps

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whraglyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

2nd Place Winnaaaaaah!

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helacus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump/won

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Choomguy 9 points ago +9 / -0

If this ever happens to human, im going to tell humans i dont use pronouns. Let humans see how humans like that.

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boogerbritches 9 points ago +9 / -0

I identify as a John Deere mower and your height offends me

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raggedyman74 9 points ago +9 / -0

Citizen /Patriot

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Hedonismbot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thy / Thee

Or some other type of pronoun that is impossible to conjugate properly into English.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Use some Unicode symbol from the extended character set. Good enough for Prince - good enough for me.

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halfstep 8 points ago +8 / -0

After watching the who's on third bit, I determined you and who would cause the most confusion.

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pursuitoftruth1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

If anyone ever asks for my pronouns I am going to use Dragon King, Master, Your Highness because I identify as a king of dragons.

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BogdanClodbonkerthed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nadlers so fat, his preferred pronoun is they....

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swarleybing 8 points ago +8 / -0

We/Us

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Klandathu 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sign up for an electronic registered mail service and set it up to mail your HR a new pronoun once a week and then complain to HR whenever someone doesn’t use that weeks pronoun.

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MauserShooter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do it every other day.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 7 points ago +7 / -0

My pronouns are Trump/Won

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

That should be in all caps.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 2 points ago +2 / -0

So should THIS!

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soMuchWinning 7 points ago +7 / -0

Your majesty.

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BrewSwillis 7 points ago +7 / -0

Attack/Helicopter.

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bitshifter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can you just not participate?

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Jack_HinsonTN 9 points ago +9 / -0

Woketarded companies typically demand participation, saying you're not a "team player" if you refuse.

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bitshifter 7 points ago +7 / -0

My company is woke as fuck too. Thankfully they aren’t pressing us to actively participate but if/when they do my plan is to stay out of it until they force me out, if they go that route. I dont want to participate in other’s mental illness.

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Jack_HinsonTN 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm old enough (barely) to remember the days when psychologists advised people not to support the delusions of the insane, as it only makes them more firmly set in their insanity. Now, they demand we acknowledge and support the delusions of the insane, even if it leads to harming others or themselves. This is "progress" according to the progressives. To me, it looks more like regression.

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DArtist51 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like if/when

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ModelMinority 6 points ago +6 / -0

The only time pronouns can be used is if a person has a name which can be used by men or women (Sasha, Jordan, Riley). Not this zee zit shit.

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MATH_NERD_4_DONNIE 11 points ago +11 / -0

Im a girl with a name like this. My thought is why would I announce my pronouns? If sexism is so real, I want people to think I might be an all-powerful and influential man, right?

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worldowedexplanation 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had a gay male coworker named Casey and people emailing him constantly thought he was a woman. I feel like if he was forced to use pronouns people would have thought he was trans or something— and isn’t that more offensive? It would just create more confusion and discrimination.

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rbnhd76 6 points ago +7 / -1

dad/Daddy

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ABrainDisease 6 points ago +6 / -0

All of them.

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M1A2SEPxual 6 points ago +6 / -0

Demand all of them!!!

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mikejones 6 points ago +7 / -1

I was emailing someone who had that in their work signature. It's starting.

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jimbad05 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen students that have it and some people at government agencies in deep blue areas will have it. It's still rare in corporate America but becoming more common. It's become especially common on LinkedIn.

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FreeNow 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is very helpful to know who to avoid.

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Cheesecakecrush 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am a male presenting male to female transexual lesbiqn with he/him pronouns

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TimeTravelingGiant 0 points ago +0 / -0

I'm a female presenting, female to male trans gay man with she/her pronouns. I do think this might be the way.

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Cheesecakecrush 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its just enough bullshit to confuse them