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Shortage of conspiracy theories (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by LibtardsAreTrash ago by LibtardsAreTrash +4584 / -2
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Drewniverse 83 points ago +84 / -1

Cue the aliens, CIA.

  • Biden
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GeneralVeers 55 points ago +55 / -0

Aliens: "So, you want to bring us into the United States to use us as cheap labor, and to marklar your elections???"

biden: truzalumpanazure

Aliens: "Uhh, Glork, what language is he even speaking??" "No idea, Jaz. The translator is throwing errors."

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StableGeniusNJ 26 points ago +26 / -0

"We're here to warn you of an impending doom ray pointing in this direction from the NavRom5 galaxy."

"Our greatest threat is climate change, Jack."

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GeneralVeers 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Omigod, you humans are so stupid. WE ALIENS are causing climate change. We're trying to terraform your planet so we can live on it."

"So you were planning to exterminate us from the start--"

"Naah, you'll be fine, we only need to warm the planet up two more degrees, then we'll build a colony somewhere, sell alien snacks and souvenirs--you know, basic tourist trap."

"But you'll melt the ice caps."

"Oh. Oops. Forgot about that. Yeah, we've got a freeze ray we can use to fix that. Sorry."

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decafllort 11 points ago +11 / -0

Haven't you heard? Our greatest threat is white supremacy.

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PartTimeHick 14 points ago +14 / -0

The heat radiating from white supremacist hate is actually the root cause of global warming. This is why China, India and Africa don't cause global warming as they aren't white.

It's also why rural areas must comply, as they have the most white people.

Checkmate bigot

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frankblank 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy academias!

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NateBedfordForrest 2 points ago +2 / -0

PartTimeHick 1__

Innernecks 0

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Tryan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell them I said, fuck em. :), and the government trash that services them.

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FAQ-REDDIT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alians, truzalumpanazure your sister too asshole

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Hoshi 15 points ago +15 / -0

I am sure if aliens made themselves known and that they support Trump then CNN would not cover them

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HOSEQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

The 58 RACES of the russian ALIEN RACES BOOK AZAZEL8867 91,517 views •Nov 7, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCzd3XoUaQQ

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TrueTemper2 40 points ago +40 / -0

It has gotten so bad, they are going to rue the day they proliferated this CIA created lexicon on so many factual stories.

Now when people hear "conspiracy theory" they are going to believe it is true until proven otherwise, rather than the opposite.

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ProudWhiteMan 28 points ago +28 / -0

You highly underestimate how intellectually lazy the majority of people are. They're more than happy to parrot MSM talking points and end it there.

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UpTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

Exactly. Even after it's been proven nearly every story against Trump was false, most people have short enough memories they'll continue to blindly trust the media

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NateBedfordForrest 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well dipshits are still wearing masks, so.....I see your point, pal

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen no decrease in masks in LA since the CDC made their latest edict. In fact, California just extended face diapers into the future and told businesses to check vax passports, uh I mean, proof of vax. Those are totally different things. But fun fact, some business can use the honor system! LOL.

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PickleSticks 1 point ago +1 / -0

so sadly right on the money here, we have all the information at our fingertips and within seconds but people would rather listen to MSM networks than do the actual digging themselves.. i mean its not like these 'reporters' and 'journalist' are actually in the trenches getting info like our boy from Project Veritas.

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 18 points ago +18 / -0

That is GOOD. Always assume elites are up to no good, because most of the time, they are.

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BoatingAccident 6 points ago +6 / -0

We will be omnispiracists

I already am.

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LibtardsAreTrash [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's a good point.

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 24 points ago +24 / -0

Next up: Reptillian Overlords

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A_Little_White_Duck 8 points ago +8 / -0

I gave a coworker a ride home, a black British woman. I think she was a Q supporter, and believed that yes, the elite are kidnapping children, especially black children from around the world to kill and consume? as sacrifice. Also mentioned the Reptilian entities. I didn't have time to pursue anything more.

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 6 points ago +6 / -0

The theory is that reptillians torture children, and consume their blood for a chemical called adrenochrome, which gets them high af.

The chemical exists, but isn't known to have desirable narcotic properties. It was also featured in 1997 film, Fear and Loathing in Lost Vegas, and has been mentioned in conspiracy circles for decades.

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HOSEQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Adrenochrome : The Leaked Documents 99,367 views •Dec 21, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHBklwc33xk

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Covfefeandcream 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good Bot

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HOSEQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bot??

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Covfefeandcream 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a saying when someone replies with a good link on topics lol. Is a reddit thing. They have bots that link things or say things in reply to comments.

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HOSEQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I get it.... So thanks....

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

The origins of "adrenochrome" being a potent hallucinogenic drug came from the book "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas", by Hunter S. Thompson. He made it up. He admitted to it many times. The reality is, our bodies produce adrenochrome every time we burn adrenaline. We would be able to track any mind altering effects, from simply doing strenuous exercise. But we can't, because it's not a hallucinogenic. People are studying it, and potential uses, but there's not much there.

Granted, it's urban legend status shifted, thanks to 4chan and other Q-uestionable communities, now it's apparently a fountain of youth type serum, and as far as I can tell it was a ridiculous offshoot of the pizza gate community. It's not bad enough to kidnap and rape children, they cranked it up to bizarre rumors of demons and satanism and "harvesting" children for it, which all reads like a parody of the South Park episode where Christopher Reeves was sucking stem cells from babies.

I mean, think about it. If it was that potent or powerful, and had the magical properties ascribed to it, it would be a scheduled and regulated drug. But it's not. It's not even classified as a drug. It's a chemical. You can buy it, and fairly cheaply, on the open market.

I judge the fuck out of anyone who uses 'adrenochrome" seriously as someone lacking intelligence. Or, more bluntly, a gibbering idiot.

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Leeeashlee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but just bc we can’t get high doesn’t mean aliens can’t . Is HIllary a alien bc she definitely snatched kids up for anderchrome

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DiverdownKS87 1 point ago +1 / -0

User name matches the cartoon of the little girl....

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NateBedfordForrest 4 points ago +4 / -0

Icke just entered the chat

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PerchingEagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Zuck is probs a liz.

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Jimmy33 3 points ago +3 / -0

and Bezos

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epaminondas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Complete BS, and you know it. There is no way we are run by the Reptilians.

Clearly it's the Grays that have come to secretly control the world government!

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StraightWhiteCisMale 17 points ago +17 / -0

Not all. Audits are just getting started.

Soon.

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BoatingAccident 6 points ago +6 / -0

idunno sounds raycis

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BeefChucker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Critical Race Conspiracy Theory alive and well

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wiseracer 14 points ago +14 / -0

The part that sucks is that if you were researching any of this you already knew all this. Example; HQN was helping, it came from Wuhan lab, we were funding the lab, it wasn't for a photo-op, Smollet, noose in garage, Trump Russia, etc, etc.

Having all these BS stories confirmed is like hearing "we have proof, water is wet." Meanwhile masses of people who watch CNN & MSNBC are having their minds blown.

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Idontevenknow 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they completely buy that they weren't lied to so they could be manipulated, because they are smart and can tell when people lie! As they continue to swallow the fecal hoagie the corporate media feeds them. The media was just misled, yeah! so everything is good cause they are saying they made 4 years of mistakes, accidentally!

.>

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1776ThereIsaidIt 10 points ago +10 / -0

I was going to post this. Glad to see that I had the right idea.

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LibtardsAreTrash [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

I see top posts regularly I passed on. You'll kick yourself every time.

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BaconRingBandit 10 points ago +10 / -0

Alex Jones Was Right.

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EagleOverTriumph 10 points ago +10 / -0

A conspiracy theory is when nothing logical can explain a situation. Meanwhile all the "conspiracy theories" on the other hand, have all been logical explanations that have explained a situation. Huge difference.

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ObviatingTyranny 6 points ago +6 / -0

I heard the Fauci involvement in wu-flu development being described as "conspiracy theory."

Bitch, there's a fucking paper trail.

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most "conspiracy theories" are just facts the media covers up.

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is true with almost all political conspiracies, there are non political ones that are just nuts though.

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Desperado 9 points ago +9 / -0

Top tier. You should try out for the Babylon Bee.

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pushbackv2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Xi Jinping is a clone of Mao Zedong using genetically specific embryonic stem cells.

Jeffrey Epstein was the fall guy, Bill Gates actually ran the pedophile ring.

Michelle Obama has been having an affair with Kamala Harris.

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Simple_Doot 2 points ago +2 / -0

So juicy it could cause WWIII and the subsequent nuclear apocalypse.

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potbelliedgoblino 4 points ago +5 / -1

When you tire of political conspiracies, get into the one that has 100x more evidence than any other: extant sasquatch species. You may think I'm joking but the dept of the interior and others know I am not.

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Simple_Doot 2 points ago +2 / -0

See: Gigantopithicus

Modern humans existed alongside several other hominid species at the same time many tens of thousands of years ago. All other hominid species seemingly went extinct before civilization had evolved but I'm sure tales were passed down and remains were unearthed. Its crazy to think about, really.

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Simple_Doot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Carbon dating definitely bolsters the concept of biological evolution. As do many other threads of evidence.

Why can't people just be like "oh, part of Gods genius is heritable traits that deviate slightly from generation to generation and after thousands upon thousands of generations the species is not what it once was."

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NateBedfordForrest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some folks act like they come from monkeys...so I guess there is that.

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GerryMander 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve seen footage I stay noided

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Sgt-Pepper1 3 points ago +3 / -0

The biggest threat to globalists is:

AMERICAN SUPREMACY.

The USA is twice the size of Europe (excluding Russia and Ukraine, which they are now including to make it seem larger than it is, like the Mercator Map has for centuries).

Texas alone is nearly twice the size of Germany. The globalists have owned our printing press with NO AUDITS ALLOWED for over a fucking century and they still haven't succeeded.

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Khambei 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are not conspiracy theories if they are true.

They are just conspiracies. Led by the Left wing and democrats traitors.

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honolulumaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still waiting on confirmation on the big Mike one. You know, the one we saw on Ellen's show?

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LibtardsAreTrash [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm with you on that one but I can't think of a single thing to explain it away.

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NateBedfordForrest 2 points ago +2 / -0

There really are things that you can't unsee.

Disturbing.

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike is real.

Find me a SINGLE pregnancy photo. You can't.

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Auroraalpha 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eat the bugs, Drink the poo, Rent the bed, Cry in booth, Ride the pod, Fuck your cousin, Save the earth!

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GeoG85 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just saying,

now we all know why the American Ancestors put in "Thou shalt not quarter soldiers in homes."

That was THEIR era's Clown Shit. We're gonna put quite a few anti-clown amendments to mark our time in history too.

Bet

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now what can be done about that

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those damn dirty apes!

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remindmelater 2 points ago +2 / -0

hilarious and true....

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Gmelindag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m sorry but we’re just not as easy to fool!

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CatsandMoreCats 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to pass out the MREs? Or should I save them?

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Fortress-Maximus 2 points ago +2 / -0

That Wayfair story, about the furniture that cost thousands of dollars, was a little strange.

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LibtardsAreTrash [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Their explanation was retarded, too. Claiming for out of stock items it was easier to create a price no one would purchase instead of simply removing the listing. I've sold thousands of items on eBay (for example) and removing an out of stock listing is common practice, it goes nowhere and with two clicks it's back up.

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MinuteGrass 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love how satire sites are pretty much legitimate news outlets now. 2021 is such a weird year.

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str8_outta_Kekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now just pay me my unemployment benefits so I can get the fuck out of here.

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str8_outta_Kekistan 1 point ago +1 / -0

like i said before:

You're welcome.

Now I just want to take a fucking bath in a fucking hotel because I'm sick of moving the fuck around. AND I WANT THE FUVKING BATH TO HAVE EPSOM SALT IN IT

is that really too much to ask?!?

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FutureFreemason 2 points ago +2 / -0

:)

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chinajoehasdementia 2 points ago +2 / -0

What they're doing is worse than we can imagine. We put together a picture based on what we can see, when the really bad stuff is done behind closed doors.

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Siteless_Vagrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Babylon has competition?

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MinuteGrass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not really. Not unless Genesius attracted new talent. It's generally pretty terrible.

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SomeoneInHouston 2 points ago +2 / -0

The new one for me is Blackrock. Is that TRUE?

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honolulumaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also wondering this.

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HOSEQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems it is.... But it'll also create a Bubble, and that one will pop and bankrupt them, not us....

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foreach 2 points ago +2 / -0

bankrupt them

Nah... They'll get bailed out with our money

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LibtardsAreTrash [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

?

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TheTuckerDiaries 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill Gates is a role played by Cate Blanchett. Melinda Gates is a role played by Kevin Kline.

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Marielle_Redclaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s an ancient but high tech human civilization under Mount Shasta.

There you go. Enjoy.

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LibtardsAreTrash [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do you have a favorite link for more info? Sounds cool, I'd watch a good doc if available.

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Marielle_Redclaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing saved. Just search of Mount Shasta mystery or something

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honolulumaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anybody got a list?

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LibtardsAreTrash [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Just make a list of Alex Jones videos. That way you offer the sources at the same time.

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honolulumaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seriously good point. More and more I feel like Jones has been vindicated.

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HOSEQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go Pre-Jones.... Do Bill Cooper.....

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Sheprecon31 1 point ago +1 / -0

Class 😂😂

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Archdukeofevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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Highspergamy 0 points ago +1 / -1

You're all a bunch of conspiRACISTS.

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wwwchae 0 points ago +1 / -1

Off topic but what's going around with the whole Rudy tape?