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Future math (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by kobe525z ago by kobe525z +3581 / -2
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GAWbansQsupporters 96 points ago +96 / -0

Trust me, as a homeschool parent, I've come across some math questions that came pretty damn close. Also some reading assignments about "Jessie and HER wife", etc.

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Thomas1963-1967 48 points ago +48 / -0

I do believe you meant "Jesse and 'their' wife". "HER" is no longer an acceptable pronoun. It is racist or sexist or some such.

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TrumpLandslideWon202 36 points ago +36 / -0

Fuck that. I'll gladly self label as racist and sexist over accepting that total bullshit degeneracy. I mean, we're literally all Hitler white supremacists already, the labeling doesn't mean anything anymore. At this point so many good innocent people have been labeled Hitler that Hitler is probably the most loving and caring person to ever live after jesus himself.

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MICHIGANisRED 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is the way. Accept their labels and their labels become meaningless. Cheers fellow bigot!

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Thomas1963-1967 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope you know I said that with tongue in cheek?

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TrumpLandslideWon202 6 points ago +6 / -0

Absolutely, you're good, I was just adding further commentary my fren! 😁

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Thomas1963-1967 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whew! 😁

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pente1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

.... in what cheek???

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UglyChump4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

While giving Xi JinPing a free pass smh.. in my opinion he is far worse than hitler..

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Walleye-vision71 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you own your own business and don’t have many friends, it’s so easy to not give a FUCK and speak nothing but TRUTH!!!

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Dictator_Bob 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol exactly, call up and start screaming unintelligibly about "front holes" or some shit

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honk_honk_honk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our wife

Cuckmunism intensifies

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Whoopies_tds 11 points ago +11 / -0

Who knew back in the 80's that Jessie was mentally ill? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well Rick Springfield was a fag, so...

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

your confusing him with bruce springsteen. much bigger fag

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wasn’t Bruce Springtown the one who put out an album called Born In the USA with a titular song shitting on America and the cover was a closeup of his ass with a gay hanky signal hanging out of the pocket?

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Forgototherpassword 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe he should have asked her out before Jessie... instead of beating off to her in the bathroom

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

I had the coolest math teacher in school a long time ago. He was as un-PC as they came and the class loved him.

One day he was talking about projectile math and he said "This is the beer can. This is the cop car. Now, at what velocity do I need to throw the beer can to hit the cop car?"

He ultimately got fired because he took a couple seniors out golfing on "Senior Skip Day" without getting approval from the faculty.

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bubba_banana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, that sounds like whatever they could find as an excuse to get rid of an effective teacher who didn't conform to the group-think.

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Varrick2019 1 point ago +1 / -0

Arthur Benjamin and others have amazing books like Mathemagics that can teach your kids and you how to multiply 3 digit numbers mentally and such. You’re much better off using those.

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Vermino 1 point ago +1 / -0

If homeschool starts to fuck around like that, I will start do the teaching myself.

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GAWbansQsupporters 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's just part of the process, you don't blindly buy curriculums, you try them on, and when one starts pulling this bullshit, you move to the next one. There are still good ones out there.

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ThouShallNotSteal 23 points ago +23 / -0

Trump/Won

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Cairn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup, that’s what I got too.

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Pax11B 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great minds think alike.

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Bigjay 18 points ago +18 / -0

Cock womble???? Am I close??

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TEXinLA 17 points ago +17 / -0

WOKE Math 101

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johnqpublic864 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dat wacist u honkey cracka. U din call it right. It is Maff!!

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IncredibleMrE1 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is fucking gold. And definitely coming to a classroom in the near future.

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maga05 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trump Won

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Buck_Fiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

What are the odds that the pronouns are all they would care about after the massive rash of plane and train crashes?

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D__1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty good because math and physics are racist.

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Walleye-vision71 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be racist to investigate crashes with a black pilot. He crashed because of the biggest threat to America, huuuuwyttttt supremacy!!!

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Wrexxis780 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is it cocksucker?

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MuhFreeStuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correct! 👌🤣

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pushbackv2 8 points ago +9 / -1

Trick question: the answer is the cisgender white male patriarchy is to blame.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's the correct answer to every question tho .. don't give away the cheat, you'll ruin the curve.

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bubba_banana 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't matter, the majority are still going to just drop out anyways.

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kobe525z [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

This

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603win 7 points ago +7 / -0

The answer is clearly (trump/won)

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Konsaki 7 points ago +7 / -0

Their preferred pronoun is 'were'/'was', since they died of idiocy.

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bubba_banana 2 points ago +2 / -0

committed self die

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brewski 7 points ago +7 / -0

In California it's racist to show your work.

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War_Hamster 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pretty soon, in California, it'll be racist to work.

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BasedOnWhat 5 points ago +5 / -0

GET IN THE HYBERNATION POD, BIGOT

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BillBelichick 3 points ago +4 / -1

You work? Bigot.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is my work. I'm with the Federal Bur.......ermmmm.....nevermind.

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

you mean Faggots Behind Insurrections?

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elvisbird 1 point ago +1 / -0

You lost me at the train station 🚉

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coffee_grdr 6 points ago +6 / -0

this is a trick question! blacks would not allow gays onto their trains!

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HeavyMetalPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even homeschool curriculums must be examined by watchful parents. This is one of the main reasons I suggest parents use old text books pre-1980. While science has advanced, most of the basics haven't changed that would invalidate grammar school or even high school science texts from the 1960s. Certainly math, language and history texts would preform better for your children than anything published by "educators" today.

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ever read reprints of Mcguffey's Readers. Get a copy for your kids. Morals as well as reading and spelling. I found them fun as a kid.

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conservativefrank 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is the pilot black, Hispanic, LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ? Is the conductor? Without that information, the problem has no solution.

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793D 5 points ago +5 / -0

Too easy. The answer will always be "White Supremacy".

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Weloveflyovercountry 2 points ago +2 / -0

if your white, you dont get to answer because you were already expelled for having huwhite privilege

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Wyrmshadow 5 points ago +5 / -0

The answer is always Racism

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SavingPrivateGrace 5 points ago +5 / -0

It and It's mental illnesses.

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Torrvarpen 5 points ago +5 / -0

The answer is 🤡 Honk honk 🤡

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

That should be the default answer to every pronoun question.

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FaddyMcSaddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

The answer is- attack helicopter

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kobe525z [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh wow my second sticky ever ..feels good man

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BahamaDon 4 points ago +4 / -0

They've cancelled AP Math so it is uncalculable.

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

The answer is 42.

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ScullyMully 3 points ago +3 / -0

This pede doesn't panic and has his towel at the ready

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KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truniinerliprezure!

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RDDPro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kuzo?

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Forgototherpassword 3 points ago +3 / -0

'Macbeth "

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SpaceForceMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

How much emissions are the trains producing, and are they owned by Warren Buffett? Does 10% go to the Big Guy?

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BahamaDon 2 points ago +2 / -0

and....HOW DARE YOU!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

f(x)

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Double__D 3 points ago +3 / -0

How the F does he reach the top of that GD blackboard?

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pikX 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I thought differential calculus was hard... (ODEs and such, not the calc 1 stuff)

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Dictator_Bob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Xem

Duh. How did you guys not know this?

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shivermetimbers 3 points ago +3 / -0

sheep dog

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champdog 2 points ago +2 / -0

The logical evolution of Common Core math.

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GaTechGrad 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's kind of like Charlton Heston at the end of Planet of the Apes:

"A world where mental institutions evolved from academic universities"

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ALCOloco 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its coming...

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TheImpossible1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll take "The Future is Female" for 1000.

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Leftish 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh that ones easy! We study that in Leftist camp. Its Star/Star

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maga_gal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Retard/Retarded

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The_Nowhere_Man 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh oh I know this one! It's Democrat right?

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YodaBannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is a shim?

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

faggot

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MichaelStewart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Queer.

Their preferred pronoun is queer.

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KaptinKeezey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't come here enough. I love you guys :)

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malooch 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes xir!

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projectako 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get Hunter on the case, he's the smartest man Corn Pop knows!

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Ponysoldierpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

According to his text messages, his preferred pronoun answer starts with a “n” and ends with a “r”.

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keepamericagreat102 1 point ago +1 / -0

Future? This is fucking present we live in right now. Faggot ass clown world.