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Dirk_Diggler 104 points ago +104 / -0

Look at the demographics of the market here. Don’t be surprised to see full on rap battles over chicken sandwiches. Our society is a joke.

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DonaldTheWhite 51 points ago +51 / -0

Sounds like a mixture of Idiocracy and Demolition Man. We're diving into a dystopian hellscape..

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NADSAQ 19 points ago +20 / -1

In that future, there’s a pretty good chance Dogecoin becomes the only world currency

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DonaldTheWhite 11 points ago +12 / -1

The dankest timeline

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MaximusKek 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bring on the Taco Bell chicken sandwich.

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GrayManNumber333 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh fuck I forgot about the restaraunt war

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CrouchingKamala 4 points ago +4 / -0

No fren, impossible, it's "Bring back the Bell Beefer"

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Jimmytraficantsghost 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit nostalgia

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CrouchingKamala 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't have "Bring back the Bell Beefer" (yum!) When the current motto is "Think outside the Bun" lol

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Donarudo_Taranpu 1 point ago +1 / -0

They sort of did. Naked Chicken Chalupa. They got a flat, round piece of fried chicken curved into a taco shell shape filled with lettuce and cheese and what not.

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MaximusKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like a white trash delight.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're not wrong. I ate it and I liked it.

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lolpaladins 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fried chicken, it's what the plants crave.

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ShutupGlowie 3 points ago +3 / -0

And what exactly is "fried chicken"?

Its what plants crave

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WisestGuru93 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a legal Venezuelan, you have a long way to go. The sad part is that I'm starting to think that the US will decline faster. Time to start reading Revelations.

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4moreyears 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gimme free wangz
We wuz kangz

That's all I got so far

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AnaMerican_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jokes are funny. WE have become a tragedy.

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citizen666 2 points ago +2 / -0

What are you doing about it? Chicken?

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conservativefrank 51 points ago +57 / -6

Eat our death sandwich! No, eat ours!

Whatever you buy from those places isn't food. It's death.

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PepePinochet 11 points ago +11 / -0

I guess the only living things we eat are vegetables?

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conservativefrank 0 points ago +4 / -4

Nope. Don't have to fry chicken, however.

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CanadianTrump 10 points ago +13 / -3

Learn some food science lmao.

If you don’t go past smoke point the oil is fine

If you put chicken in hot oil it sears instantly and 0 oil goes past the crust

You add the number of calories it takes to coat the chicken in oil, plus any that doesnt drip off, no more no less.

Avocado oil is made of avocados and is not bad for you by any stretch

Coconut oil is made from coconuts and is not bad for you by any stretch

Both can withstand 400F cooking which is plenty for deepfrying / shallow frying.

Learn to play.

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chickeninoven 11 points ago +12 / -1

I highly doubt Burger King and Popeye's are using avocado or coconut oil, lol.

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p8riot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same with Mayo. Sucks, I miss eating mayo but I know it's just a soy injection.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make your own mayo at home - oil, eggs, vinegar, salt, lemon squeeze - done in 5 minutes in a blender. Recipes and instructions easily found online. Such a great taste that I don't buy mayo anymore.

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leetnessmonster 2 points ago +2 / -0

In health food stores (Wholefoods) they have non-soy mayo made mostly with eggs. Taste great

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HallucinatingElvis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn't know that about coconut oil, but I've been using avacado oil for quite a while because it's not bad and it can get damned hot without issue

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GerryMander 2 points ago +2 / -0

See that’s the thing $3.99 is a lot less to process for most. Medical bills don’t mean shit when your dead or don’t intend to pay them. Gib me fat

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +3 / -2

Enjoy your high cholesterol.

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CanadianTrump 1 point ago +4 / -3

Learn some food science lmao

There are two types of cholesterol, dietary and blood.

Blood cholesterol is what your doctor is talking about when they refer to high cholesterol. It’s the fatty substance that the blood carries around in the body. Your body naturally produces its own cholesterol, but certain factors can cause it to make too much.

Dietary cholesterol is the cholesterol found in some foods. Dietary cholesterol is exclusively found in animal foods: meat, dairy, eggs, fish, and seafood. That’s because—just like humans—animals produce their own cholesterol.

The more you know.

Wanna go 3/3?

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conservativefrank 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're still on 1.

It's carbs in flour, such as that found on fried chicken, that increases insulin levels and thus cholesterol levels.

https://www.bebalancedhealing.com/cardiovascular-system/do-saturated-fats-raise-cholesterol/

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TheDespotofCartoons 1 point ago +2 / -1

(eats popcorn) Please tell me they want to go 3/3...

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Da_fuck_2020 0 points ago +1 / -1

Let's go 3/3

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hush you

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TheTuckerDiaries 30 points ago +31 / -1

I work with a lot of Jamaicans and one of them had Popeyes for lunch and he couldn’t finish it. He said it tasted like garbage. If a black man says a certain fried chicken is no good, listen to them!

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rebelde_sin_causa 14 points ago +15 / -1

Popeye's is the worst of all fast food chicken places

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Uncle_Remus 13 points ago +14 / -1

Bojangles shits on Popeyes.

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PerchingEagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Boston Market has entered the chat.

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human_centipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

KFC is tied

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thisguy883 4 points ago +4 / -0

KFC isn't bad, but it's stupid expensive for what it is.

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slaphappy2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I rarely eat KFC - tastes good when it's going down but afterwards you regret it.

Feeling not so good and also many calories.

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rebelde_sin_causa 1 point ago +1 / -0

for first

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phandaal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not black but I am Southern. Haven't eaten Popeye's in something like a decade. That stuff is pure garbage.

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't pay them enough to care, and they have no pride in their work. So they make trash and sell trash.

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BadManOrange 1 point ago +2 / -1

I've gone to Popeyes a handful of times each time thinking I'd like it better than the last, once even going to one next to a hotel I was staying at in New Orleans. Each time I didn't think it was all that good. I'd rather KFC if I had to choose a fast food fried chicken. Last year I remember all the hype about Popeye's chicken sandwich, never had a desire to go out of my way for it.

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SouthernFriedFreedom 23 points ago +24 / -1

I thought the Burger King war was with Chick Fil A?

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ObamasLooseButthole 26 points ago +28 / -2

That war would be lost within 2 minutes. The only reason they can do this with Popeyes is because they both suck.

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah and that's why I stopped eating there. I may be boycotting them but I'm not going to blatantly lie and say that their food is as bad as BK or Popeyes.

And saying "cuck fil a FTFY" doesn't work here because I didn't name the restaurant in my comment.

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America_Jer 6 points ago +7 / -1

That would be suicide.

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PhilMcKankles 0 points ago +1 / -1

It is.

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NoCensorshipzpleez 14 points ago +14 / -0

I personally prefer the professional wrestling analogy. They get you all fired up to root for Hulk Hogan or The Macho Man Randy Savage... And they don't care which. Vince McMahon gets paid either way.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they switch the faces and heels whenever they please as well. Political kayfabe.

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based_trekkie 11 points ago +11 / -0

Too True!

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magnokor 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lots of stuff like this.

The people went to buy toys for a kid.

Were sick of all the Hot Wheels, they looked around the store got Matchbox cars.

They later found out they are all the same company these days.

What happened to all the anti-monopoly laws?

The Clintons just threw them away, and nobody noticed, in the 1990s?

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Ponysoldierpatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, like when you went to the voting booth and your choice was McCain/Romney or Obama, and you realized they were both really Democrats.

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NADSAQ 0 points ago +3 / -3

I could give a shit if some corp has a “monopoly” on toy cars and fast food fried chicken.

I do care about monopolies on cable, internet, and media, though.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both problems stem from the same corporatist root, though. But if enough people are told an oligipoly is a free market often enough, I guess they'll believe it.

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Duster_340 8 points ago +8 / -0

Burger King? Never heard of her, I know what Whataburger is though.

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CrashXXL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chicago owned Whataburger?

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

get a rope

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CrashXXL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heh…

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Duster_340 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, it sucks on the change of ownership.

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GaTechGrad 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's like how Tide laundry detergent and their biggest competitor Gain are both owned by the same company (P&G)

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Ponysoldierpatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s like how Biden and McConnell are both owned by the same country!

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AntsCamera 7 points ago +9 / -2

This place bent over for and sucked off Chik-fil-a so lets not all act all high and mighty.

God forbid you not get your fucking meal from a window,.

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Thereyago 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't people remember the CEO washing black people feet "to make anends"?

That was some top shelf cringe

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YouNeedVPN 6 points ago +7 / -1

I like the sentiment... But this is two prong attack on chik fil a.

Edit: if you consider CFA to be Americans, then i guess the analogy stands!

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YouNeedVPN 2 points ago +2 / -0

We know he's a bootshiner, just like some percent of Americans.

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Nate143 5 points ago +5 / -0

Soo anyway I haven't heard any woke bs from Zaxby's (please nobody tell me I'm wrong)

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johnrambo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Popeyes used to be awesome. Copeland fucked up and went bankrupt and sold to diversified foods but kept the recipe for years. I guess something changed and the recipe started to change slowly being more chinese investment company more and more and more and more.

It's a shame, my childhood is filled with great memories of popeyes being at some of the best times.

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EricCiaramellaSuxDix 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've noticed some menu changes over the years, but the chicken still tastes the same as I remembered. I love the sandwich.

Maybe they really suck outside the south?

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johnrambo 2 points ago +2 / -0

It seems to be less flavorful than before but I do think as you leave here it gets even milder. I thought about 10 years ago the spicy seemed more like mild and the mild seemed plain. I don't go very much but when I was in highschool I used to go at least once a week.

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EricCiaramellaSuxDix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I'm totally with you when it comes to spice level. But I'm used to food lacking heat when made by anyone else.

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TearofLys 5 points ago +6 / -1

I thought the war was with Chick-fil-A

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Nunyo 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN vs Fox News = Burger King vs Popeyes = Dems vs Republicans

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't wait until people are beefing in the streets because of the commercials. Yeah imma cap yo ass over a chicken sammich, bitch!

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Ponysoldierpatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its going to be a chicken gang war between the Burga Kangz and the Popeye Posse!

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

I KEK'd!

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americafirst1994 4 points ago +4 / -0

eyes on the audit! (and prepare for july 9th)

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geewhiz [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

July 9th?

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Peashout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't that parent company based out of Brazil?

I could be thinking of something else.

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Pleb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some of you just like to complain. Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich round 1 ko imo

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Anaconda 3 points ago +8 / -5

and they are shilling for cuck fil a. i haven't seen the popeyes CEO shine a black guy's shoes just because he is black and how he wants all white people to shine black people's shoes and 'apologize for being white' and go full cuck on trannies like cuck fil a did.

cuck fil a loves BLM and trannies

https://www.christianitytoday.com/news/2019/november/chick-fil-stops-christian-donations-fca-salvation-army.html

https://footwearnews.com/2020/business/executive-moves/chick-fil-a-ceo-shoe-shine-rapper-1203010267/

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Jimmytraficantsghost 0 points ago +5 / -5

Would you shut up already? Jesus

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ThisIsHowItStarts 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s Burger King against Chick-fil-A, not Popeyes

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's all processed crap that will wreck your health. Better to make your own at home.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. I don’t eat at those places unless absolutely necessary! Especially McDonald’s!

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projectako 3 points ago +3 / -0

"You ain't chicken!"

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HoneyBadger32 2 points ago +5 / -3

The parent company is the Jews.

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JimmyJames 2 points ago +2 / -0

All I know is, this year, all of a sudden all the major fast food chains are obsessed with fried chicken for some reason.

Very strange.

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ChickenInspector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peequod's and Queequeeg's

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GeorgeFentanylFloyd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hello? Based department?

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champdog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty good sammies nonetheless.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another reason not to go to Popeye's I guess.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you misunderstand me.

I don't really go to any of these places. The husband will occasionally bring home Wendy's or A&W. That's it.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. Republicans have been conning us for decades. Bush woke me up to it.

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Jdubs2711 1 point ago +1 / -0

Turd sandwich vs super douche.

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Flipakademsarepedos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well said!!!

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

As in they both fucking suck and there are better chicken sandwiches out there but these numbnuts are making more noise and garnering more attention so the world logs onto Twitter with a bowl of popcorn to watch them duke it out because it’s funny and sad at the same time?

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it still pepsi

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Yeti2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both make me barf. I mean the sandwich and the uniparty.

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JohnDee 1 point ago +1 / -0
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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's called market saturation and is a proven strategy.

Some customers are loyal to a brand. Some decide on price points. You can get both by having a price war between two brands you own.