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Boom! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by RobHatmaker ago by RobHatmaker +3160 / -1
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Littleirishmaid 158 points ago +159 / -1

No wonder Jill was cramming for the summit.

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RobHatmaker [S] 97 points ago +97 / -0

Look, Jill is an expert crammer. You know what I mean?

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Helmerj 50 points ago +50 / -0

And her step-son an expert Kramer. You know what I mean?

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jdog 39 points ago +39 / -0

Knowing Hunter, they probably Kram together. You know what I mean?

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 25 points ago +25 / -0

I'm surprised that the vice-Kramer isn't there, it's her specialty. You know what I mean?

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NvJohansson 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why does this thread remind me of "Is your wife a goer? You know what I mean?"

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Walleye-vision71 11 points ago +11 / -0

Say no more, say no more, wink wink, nudge nudge

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LookFatty 4 points ago +4 / -0

She like photography.??.. he asked him knowingly .. nudge nudge snap snap wink wink say no more... SAY NO MORE !!!

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pente1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am so bummed I am too tired to think of a witty reply to add to the thread, you know what I mean?

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ooo...not in europe

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AntsCamera 8 points ago +8 / -0

Step mother porn is a thing these days.

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NvJohansson 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's because it gives the script so many options

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Shmioighan 21 points ago +21 / -0

Well, she got the ring...

Reminds me of the women that follow NBA and golfers around, passed around till they talk and get dropped or one of them wifes them up. Hell, Tiger's wife was also a "babysitter", just like Jill, and had "babysat" for other golfers on tour...

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Block_Helen 11 points ago +11 / -0

Christine Blasey Ford was a PGA groupie. Her nickname was "Blowsy."

True story. Heard it from more than one golfer.

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Walleye-vision71 13 points ago +13 / -0

Jesus Christ, are pro golfers that desperate? Who would want a bj from Garth of Wayne’s world?

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Block_Helen 10 points ago +10 / -0

No kidding.

But it's interesting how they were able to totally scrub her. I remember the PGA groupie rumors spread instantly after her name was revealed and then were squelched. I didn't hear about that for weeks until the golfers confirmed.

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AntsCamera 15 points ago +15 / -0

Cramming the cock in her mouth while Joes dead wifes body was still warm.

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FreddyThePatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

She hides her son's drugs?

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Pinochet_Was_Right 31 points ago +31 / -0

Did you know she is a doctor?!

Read her Ph.D. Thesis and it was honestly pretty embarrassing. Ignoring politics, I would be amazed if it was just for an undergraduate degree. It really was politics that got her that

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Americomrade1 37 points ago +37 / -0

She does not even have a Ph.D. She as an Ed.D.

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Sphinx3peat 18 points ago +19 / -1

I have a doctorate. Her dissertation made me embarrassed for her. It was pathetic.

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BobSux 14 points ago +14 / -0

Jill has been practicing cramming with Joe since she was his family's teenage babysitter.

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GeoG85 1 point ago +1 / -0

How soon until Jill's mind starts showing signs of rot and decay?

A lifetime of Swamp never showed signs of a healthy long life.

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ModsHaveNoBalls 126 points ago +129 / -3

"trump was attentive"

Trump is a fucking hawk.

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NvJohansson 66 points ago +67 / -1

That's actually the only life advice I gave my kids that I insisted on. Whatever you do wherever you are "pay attention"

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ModsHaveNoBalls 31 points ago +33 / -2

It's good advice

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krzyzowiec 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's weird that so few people do this.

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Block_Helen 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah. People have no idea how bad it looks when they drift off on their phones in a meeting. My boss does it all the time - one of his worst habits (he's a pretty good boss otherwise).

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WhitePowerRanger 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not even just that. If I’m out with a girl and she’s on her phone for more than 2 seconds without a comment like “I’m sorry this is an emergency” or some viable explanation, I just leave.

I literally cut my best friend from high school off completely because he literally couldn’t last a second without his phone. I took this kid snowboarding in Colorado and this faggot was texting on the slopes. Or we’d be driving thru the mountains and he completely missed the scenery in favor of iPhone pixels.

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Weero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit, I'd understand it if you both were just relaxing in the living room or on the porch in companionable silence. But during actual activities?! The dude must have been insane!

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was insane. He’s one of those guys that would drool over any girl that mildly gave him any attention at all. His dad was military and he moved from my home state to Virginia about halfway thru high school. But while he was still here I had introduced him to one of my best girl friends I’ve known since birth. It took 2 seconds before he developed a liking to her. Anyways, I used to go visit him in DC every year til we graduated for a couple weeks. One time this clown invited her at the same time as me and he literally spent the entire time with her while I played Xbox in the basement til she left. Even his parents came down and apologized to me. So she left a week before I did right and I was like “bet, now we can do shit. He had his fun”. Boy was I wrong! Hopped on the metro to DC and I honestly don’t know how the kids phone battery made it thru the day…. Literally glued to his phone texting her to the point I had to text her to tell her to quit it so I could spend what little time I had with him. Just pissed me off and made him anxious the rest of the time. Couldn’t wait to get out of there. The girl he was texting in Colorado was his fiancé. The first and only girl he ever fucked. Which is cool if that was your intention like Steven crowder, but that def wasn’t his goal. She wasn’t a bad girl either and we got along, but they definitely brought out the worst in each other. She was a smart cookie and kinda a go-getter. And he dropped out of the ROTC program his dad pulled strings for him to get in order to smoke weed all day, then eventually failed out of his major and got one chance to take a test to get back in, which he got high and forgot about and now he’s permanently kicked out of college with a 70K dollar debt to the school and the ROTC program. That was when I fucking had it. I worked my ass off to get that ROTC program and they denied me but let him in cause of his dad and he threw it away to smoke weed…. The last I ever heard from him (or rather her. This is pathetic too) was getting an invite to their wedding. Which she wrote out because he couldn’t be bothered invited his own best man to the wedding. (Yes he asked me to be his best man which was funny cause he couldn’t be bothered to talk to me any other time)

Oh and I remember this thing he said to me which made me instantly lose what little amount of respect I had left for him:

“I’d love to be a stay at home husband and she can work and bring money and I’ll just stay home and clean and cook for us”

I took one look around his piece of shit apartment and was like “you do that now and literally every single dish you own is in the sink and this place hasn’t been vacuumed in months… you absolute lazy piece of shit” all he did was drive for Uber a couple nights a week and play Xbox last I heard from him. And we were like 26 years old at the time. I had already been working in my professional career for 4 years at that point and he couldn’t find anything better than Uber.

No idea what he’s up to now though ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's terrible. I have a flip phone. I don't want any part of that.

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Ponzo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everywhere except their CRT class lessons

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kids go to private school. We pay so we say.

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BritPedeMEGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or, also do like GEOTUS did last time, strategically pay not attention at all to the Green part of the meeting. In fact, I don’t think he even showed up? Master negotiatior way of saying “this is bullshit”

I think it was GEOTUS last time that wheelbarrowed dees nuts thru all the other leaders and stood at the front, adjusted his suit, looked like a badass.

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operatorstorm712 0 points ago +1 / -1

Situational and self-awareness are important.

*wow, I guess you shouldn't be situationally aware nor cognizant of yourself...back to swipe right or left, do not look where you are going it is!

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spelunking_librator 29 points ago +29 / -0

biden: "1... 3"

Trump: "you're on 2"

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ModsHaveNoBalls 18 points ago +19 / -1

Best president ever

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s because he looks like a 19 year old

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BritPedeMEGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t forget his sippy cup

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rn10950 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes, but that was the UK liberals saying that. That is how bad the potato is.

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was literally my highest ever upvoted post on here at nearly 6K up trumps

I’m a bit proud of it lol

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SantaBrown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey I updooted that post when it was new. You're a part of history now pede.

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memechallenger33 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Trump was attentive" = "Biden is not attentive."

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ChuckedIntoAVan 118 points ago +119 / -1

It’s not new to him FFS, he’s been in government for almost half a century. It’s incomprehensible to him because he’s a dementia patient who has crossed six time zones, and at this point he could hide his own Easter eggs. Salute the Marines!

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Littleirishmaid 53 points ago +53 / -0

Excellent to point out how long he’s been in government. He was a VP for 8 years for Pete’s sake. This SHOULD be a piece of cake.

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Xuvial 17 points ago +17 / -0

He was a VP for 8 years for Pete’s sake.

He may have held the title of VP, but he has always been a retard who keeps falling asleep. He has never actually fulfilled his duties in his life.

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TownHallBall 9 points ago +9 / -0

Talk about failing upward. Fuck

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BritPedeMEGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also falling upward. 3 times.

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TownHallBall 4 points ago +4 / -0

That video is straight up evidence something is wrong with him neurologically. How is it even possible to fall upward like he did? I can understand tripping on a step or two but three? Dude needs an MRI on his dome.

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SuperChicken 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks Delaware 😐

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Pax11B 74 points ago +75 / -1

So.....its going as expected?

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themightykekfish 22 points ago +22 / -0

I can’t wait for the pictures

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Beat_to_Quarters 16 points ago +16 / -0

Back to being "respected" around the world by both allies and adversaries!

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SuperChicken 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hell.. Labour and the democrats are like frick and frack and they they still tossed the old geezer under the bus!

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_Cabal_ 74 points ago +76 / -2

It shouldn't be surprising that note cards don't work when you're a fucking geriatric with dementia.

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d_bokk 24 points ago +24 / -0

Did the FDA rush the alzheimer medication approval so they could prescribe it to Joe?

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memechallenger33 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL. Prolly their Hail Mary!

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MostEffectualTopKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Salute the Marines!"

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thisisatestof2 59 points ago +60 / -1

Imagine need of note cards as a world leader when meeting other world leaders.

A note book to jot down things you may want to follow up on is reasonable, but prewritten cards is a bit much.

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PlatinumFMorgan 22 points ago +23 / -1

I won't throw shade on someone for note cards.

Now, earpieces, for receiving commands like solute the Marines, is something to complain about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=978IomPtgGs

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can’t wait til they just install an antenna directly into his head

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Tenspot20 43 points ago +43 / -0

They are laughing at the old shit stain!

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_Cabal_ 31 points ago +31 / -0

I thought Obama was the most embarrassing it could get... Biden has proved me wrong.

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Xuvial 7 points ago +7 / -0

First Obama, then Hillary, then Biden...it's like a downhill slide of repeatedly being proven wrong about how embarrassing they can get.

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Data 15 points ago +15 / -0

To be fair we've been laughing at him this entire time.

He's a fucking disgrace so it's natural.

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Ex-libtard 37 points ago +37 / -0

Biden is a fraud.

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SantaBrown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is a string puppet

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p1smo 37 points ago +37 / -0

Everyone knows he’s a fraud.

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Junionthepipeline 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even joe if they dose him up enough

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mmYumFormrVPbidenCum 2 points ago +2 / -0

World Knows Trump Won and 10/3 was a coup and a cover-up

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Weloveflyovercountry 2 points ago +2 / -0

11/4?

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mmYumFormrVPbidenCum 1 point ago +1 / -0

My bad, 11/4 yeah

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rebelde_sin_causa 31 points ago +31 / -0

Even if this ends up getting reported in Europe, the American MSM will say not one word

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RobHatmaker [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

Our media won’t touch it but it will be all over foreign media. They’ll take any opportunity to dump on the U.S.

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Weloveflyovercountry 3 points ago +3 / -0

and we deserve it

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RolandDelacroix 30 points ago +30 / -0

I SERIOUSLY want to know what the Tories are saying

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RobHatmaker [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

That Jill Biden’s vagina hangs like sleeve of wizard...

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horsefacestorm 17 points ago +17 / -0

Riddled with Hogwarts.

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ManateeRanMild 3 points ago +3 / -0

And filled with expired cottage cheese

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MostEffectualTopKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

And it still doesn't compare to Kamalas

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captainmawm 19 points ago +19 / -0

They're probably relieved that Biden is more of an embarrassment than Boris.

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mmYumFormrVPbidenCum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not really…with Biden you expect nonsense. With Boris the nonsense is branded as “Conservatism”

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Tellsyouhow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well the leader of the Tories, Boris Johnson, said that Biden was like a breath of fresh air.

The world is run by globalist pussies

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allidoiswin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Came here to say this

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AntsCamera 24 points ago +24 / -0

Labour is like Brit democrats.

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RolandDelacroix 27 points ago +27 / -0

All parties in England are like Democrats, some are just less openly socialist

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mmYumFormrVPbidenCum 11 points ago +11 / -0

The UK Conservatives have an absolute majority and there are still hate speech laws. Country’s fucked.

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BritPedeMEGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Labour UK is closest to democrats, also completely insane- but in a different way.

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NPC01001101010000010 16 points ago +19 / -3

Can we PLEASE ban the word "Boom" in titles?

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NvJohansson 14 points ago +14 / -0

Boom, it's happening, tick Tock or any b******* that reminds me of Hannity

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FayGrogs 9 points ago +9 / -0

Unless we are talking abut the religion of peace*

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Illah88zillah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Boom Gloom

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17pat76 13 points ago +13 / -0

What an incompetent embarrassment. The world knows Trump won in a landslide.

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mmYumFormrVPbidenCum 3 points ago +3 / -0

WKTW - World Knows Trump Won and the 2020 “election” was a coup and cover-up

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BobSux 10 points ago +10 / -0

But Howdy Doody said that Mr. Potato Head runs circles around her. I think that says more about her being a worthless lazy commie than Potato having a lot of energy.

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FreeKyle2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

A very stable genius vs. a potato. No shock there.

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Pederella 8 points ago +8 / -0

The brain power of potatoes is notoriously low. 🥔

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NazisWereSocialist 7 points ago +7 / -0

DEMENTIA

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

plus born stupidity-bad combo

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Dictator_Bob 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden isn't even in power. Everyone knows this except facebook's audience. This is ridiculous.

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BeefSupreme29 6 points ago +6 / -0

You don't even want to know what Tory leadership is saying.

Speak for yourself.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 6 points ago +6 / -0

There goes ol' Joe! Economics were never his strong suit anyways, oh well! ~The Left most likely.

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GilaMonsterous 6 points ago +6 / -0

Better he fall asleep, then sniff and/or grope some diplomat's daughter and start a war.

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XCorneliusX 6 points ago +6 / -0

yes, yes I would like to know what Tory is saying.

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PeteBurns 6 points ago +6 / -0

Xiden doesn’t know when his feet are cold. He’s incompetent and not fit for dog catcher let alone potus. He’s a fraud and shouldn’t be posing as potus.

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zooty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't hold your summits within view of a school playground.

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Tailgunnerjoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

What an embarrassment. Then again he got more votes than anyone in history.

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notCIA 4 points ago +4 / -0

What are they talking about? Attentive? Trump fucked everywhere he went, he wasn't just attentive.

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acasper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yet another criticism of Trump that ended up actually being true for Biden lol

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VarusSPQR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fake President

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jsphere256 4 points ago +4 / -0

Something along the lines of "Blimey, the ol' sod's gone barmy!"

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Lurker6 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, but I do want to know what Tory leadership is saying.

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TheFountainhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh I do want to know. Good British insults are usually hilarious.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it.

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Eatinglue 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, if we were in Britain, what would party would we be? Boris has some moments but he turned out to be a globalist. May was a fucking liberal bitch diversity hire.

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scottish Independence Party.

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mmYumFormrVPbidenCum 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Scottish National Party supports hate speech laws…the party we would be is Brexit Party or UKIP.

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not that one. I thought there was a "Scottish independence party" but apparently there's not.

I did find a Restore Scotland Party who claims, "The party stands for Scottish independence from the United Kingdom and European Union; the defence of individual liberty; the value and integrity of the family; the sanctity of human life; and, the health and wellbeing of the nation. " No idea if they actually live up to that but it sounds like the place we'd be.

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

UKIP. like MAGA party if it were official. tory/conservatives are like rinos/uniparty.....coincidence that things are so similar between us? nope

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Pumpitrealgood 3 points ago +3 / -0

The world already knows that this demented retard is not really in charge of anything..

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

bUt iT's A cHiLdHoOd sTuTtEr

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Batacabcare 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden is demented but the Labour Party are socialists

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Tcrlaf1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Senility is a bitch. Did anyone ask President Jarrett what Her opinion is?

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

you mean the little tanned jewish man in pantsuits?

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maga_gal 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is beyond embarrassing. At least Trump walked in there with a 24k Gold set of balls.

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, yeah. Pedo Joe is fucking senile, you can see it every time he attempts to speak.

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Weloveflyovercountry 2 points ago +2 / -0

and everything he says.

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jealousminarchist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never written to Santa in my life. This year, though,

"Santa, what were the Tories saying?"

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone else suddenly feeling like a cup of tea?

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happened to Biden arriving with "wind in his sails" ala the American propagandists?

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dementia, Pedophilia, Corruption, Ineptitude, Calumny, Perfidy, Antihumanism, Racism.

But yeah, “Inattention”, too. Definitely “at least”.

… … … Globalists are stupid.

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operatorstorm712 2 points ago +2 / -0

But, but I thought that PM Boris (that miserable fucking quisling) said Biden was "like a breathe of fresh air"?

No? Must have been the Febreze they sprayed in Joe's Depends?

Aww, well...that's too bad...for there seems to be mounting evidence that foreign gov'ts. wanted Sniffin' Joe because no more mean tweets or something. Have fun with the crook, we're paying for him! (I'm really hoping he brought Hunter Cheese along, tries to shake them down for another 10%.)

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

We really are back in Woodrow Wilson days...

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Hexagon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably nothing worse than we are saying

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TownHallBall 1 point ago +1 / -0

For fuck's sake.