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posted ago by dayman ago by dayman +589 / -0
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GoldenPotatoRequiem 17 points ago +17 / -0

“LITERALLY HITLER AND MUSSOLINI COMBINED!!! ‘HITLERINI!!!!!’ HES GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!”

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RamMan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Logan act!!!!!! Reeeeeeee!!!!

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tree_sloth4 36 points ago +36 / -0

Top tier shit post by the master of shit posting. God, I love our President!

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FinishTheBorderWall 15 points ago +15 / -0

Big dick energy is oozing from that statement.

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bubba_banana 7 points ago +7 / -0

He knows what bait the turd-logs of the MSM and the rest of the NPCs are going to go for with the gusto.

Good on him. Hope some purple haired bitch out there has a panic attack.

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Maga_bigly 2 points ago +2 / -0

TURD LOGS! I snarfed my covfefe

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Kashim11 17 points ago +19 / -2

Two lovers 😂

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TrumpAndGodWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://youtu.be/qsWwNOGm9Bo don't be triggered by the source, YouTube was lagging me and the others were shit quality

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TraitorJoes 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trump is a legend.

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DeezSaltyNutz 11 points ago +13 / -2

Sick blog post!

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anotherthing 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shit. That is a tough question. Who do you trust more, the FBI or Putin?

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Revelation2010 3 points ago +3 / -0

One party is open about its loyalties. The other is a liar. Neither are on my side, but I respect one of them

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Putin. All week long and twice on Sunday.

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guitarmastershredder 1 point ago +1 / -0

PUTIN 100%

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guitarmastershredder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Putin is a good man. Loves and protects his people. He kept the oligarchs from funneling all of the wealth out of the nation when they had the chance after the 90s crash

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FuckingWiseCracker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hands down!

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Top kek! MuH rUsSiAn AsSeT cOnFiRmEd!

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guitarmastershredder 0 points ago +1 / -1

Putin is not leading the country like a commie not at all

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Thathurtsmyfeelings1 6 points ago +6 / -0

”Biden" vs " President Putin".... Love the subtle jab.

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Dictator_Bob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden gave Germany to the Russians a few days ago. Fuck Biden.

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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DarkPhoenix 4 points ago +6 / -2

Translation GEOTUS to Putin: you’re not only short and bald but you’re boring too. Fuck off commie!

Another sick burn from the grand master!

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ThouShallNotSteal 3 points ago +4 / -1

But he hates creepy sniffy Joe much more. Biden is a jokkke.

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bubba_banana 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Send him my warmest regards."

And cue the brain-dead half of our country literally blowing their asses out the back of them in a spastic fit that would rival anything we've seen since.

Good job, Mr. President.

Or, as the internets of yester-year would say, "gr8 b8 m8, 8/8"

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d_bokk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Putin already defeated Biden, Russia's got high oil prices and their pipeline. Their closest ally, Iran, is getting everything they could ask for. And I'm sure Biden's going to remove tariffs from Russia's guarantor, China, in only a matter of time.

Putin could not have asked for a greater friend than Joe Biden.

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Wallypip3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Strong Russia is not bad for USA. Just saying.

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d_bokk 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Just saying"

is something thots say because they can't give any good reasons for why a foreign rival getting stronger at our expense is "not bad."

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Wallypip3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why is Strong Russia bad for the USA?

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d_bokk 0 points ago +1 / -1

We're geopolitical rivals and they will work to undermine US power the same way the US undermines theirs. Most of their foreign policy is that of sabotage, who do you think is pushing this green energy climate change bullshit? Russia. Who's pushing CRT? Russia.

They would never allow those parasitic ideologies to spread inside their own country, but they actively develop propaganda to find useful idiots in the US to achieve their goals. Just look at the Democrats, Putin couldn't have asked for a better idiot.

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Wallypip3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Climate change isn't being pushed by Russians and neither is CRT. These were globalist, Zionist Juice pushing this.

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d_bokk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course you don't think it is, you're Russian, you watch Russian media and they don't lie to Russians about racial theory, Russian media *loves oil. I'm American, I see things like the progressive faggots on RT push and the useful idiot Democrats eat it up.

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Wallypip3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure, I'll agree with your last sentence. Your first one is retarded though.

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CryspynMarvin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump may think he is highly regarded by Putin but I cant help but think that Putin would regard trump as having been too weak or over confident to have not fotseen his enemies plans or to not have done what was necessary to win America. The simple fact that were Putin in trump's position, Putin would have absolutely crushed the dem opposition with brutal efficiancy even to the extent of a military coup against the fraudulent Biden regime makes me suspect that Putin probably does not hold trump in high regard....probably much higher than Biden himself but probably lower than the shadow regime currently running the Biden facade. At least the deep state that orchestrated the Biden fiasco had the will power and balls to simply take what they wanted. ....this type of will power and ability is not to be ignored...and certainly not by a man as adept at conquest as Putin.

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FuckingWiseCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the Troll in Chief who, BTW, won BIGLY!

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Chopblock 2 points ago +2 / -0

DISADVANTAGE STATUS (check one):

[x] Overcome

[_] Not Overcome

[_] But I want my NORMAL pudding, fat!

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Former_Libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

"lolski"

~Putin

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TheRoadGoesOnForever 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just had a psychic vision of Jill massaging Putin’s back while Joe is trying to negotiate with him. Joe runs out of conversational leverage fast, snaps his fingers at Dr. Jill and orders her under the desk to bring Putin to climax, hoping it will satisfy Putin’s urge to dominate the situation. Putin finishes and tells them both to leave immediately, stopping them just before they exit the room to say; “Joey you’re still not the president”. A faint “c-mon man!” can be be heard as KGB officials slam the door on the sham-couple.

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ThouShallNotSteal 2 points ago +2 / -0

"The two lovers" lol oh my that is greatly played.

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kfunny91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Putin should walk into the meeting shirtless riding a horse.

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desertflower 1 point ago +1 / -0

The two lovers, Brennan, Clapper.......lol, you can kind of read that two ways.

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AmerikaUberAlles 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol wow...and "hell yeah" might i add

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Bacall 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love Mother Russia

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Pax11B 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's my President!

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clueless_expert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ouch.

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Boudicca2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Savage, and totally on point.

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MMazeo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha this is amazing. Maybe his finest work.

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TownHallBall 1 point ago +1 / -0

MOTHER OF GOD

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DonaldTheWhite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shitposter-in-Chief

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we_won_the_war_jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

When a man is a man. He is a man.

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TownHallBall 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is absolutely no way he isn't penning these himself.

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Normaldude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck yes this guy is awesome!

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pigdestroyer187 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO, the man is a national treasure.

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spezisthedevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Savage.

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V2021 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Instant top 10 classic. Hahahahaha