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rookie numbers (media.patriots.win) 👠 HEELS UP 👠
posted ago by Hanging_Chad ago by Hanging_Chad +3189 / -4
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IncredibleMrE1 55 points ago +55 / -0

Do not come. Do not come. Do not come.

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NoFats 25 points ago +25 / -0

I'm coming

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GODwins76 11 points ago +11 / -0

"WE'RE SUCKING DICKS! CACKLING"

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Barack-Obama2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sounds like a good time.

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BloodElfSupporter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ohhhhhhh

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MICHIGANisRED 1 point ago +1 / -0

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Bel-6863 10 points ago +10 / -0

She only said that, because it was a new dress. And her mouth was already full.

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ManateeRanMild 6 points ago +6 / -0

She wears the same blue pant suit over and over. Sometimes I wonder if she's not a Hillary clone they modified to look darker and more "ethnic". What with the pant suits, too many teeth, arrogant entitled attitude and the creepy smile, they have a lot in common. Only difference is one likes hot dogs and the other likes hairy clams.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's a female politician without any charisma...

So, yeah I guess she is pretty much Hilary. Except, she sucks way more dicks.

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Continue 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillary was far more ego-centric, and actually wanted to control everything herself. But because she has terrible political instincts and is only good at selling out her political position, she still lost an election despite how much they tried to rig it.

Kamala Harris is more like the useless daughter of a rich man. She would want to inherit his company and its wealth, but let someone else do the hard work of actually running it and making the real decisions. She's just there for the cameras and to try to mingle with rich and powerful people. I doubt she does much else than waste the rest of her time on vapid self-indulgence.

At one of the debates, I think even Trump himself said something along the lines of that Hillary was a fighter. Kamala is just someone willing to say or do anything for people who can give her power and status.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet Hillary is seething that Kamala is VP and could potentially be the first female president.

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ManateeRanMild 2 points ago +2 / -0

She sucks as many dicks as Hillary has munched on fish tacos.

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MICHIGANisRED 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now that you mention it.... I can't remember ever seeing them together. We need a new conspiracy theory. The old ones have been proven true.

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Mackerel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't forget the cackling.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’M GONNA COME!

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basedvirginian 13 points ago +13 / -0

Cumswalla at it again for a new record!

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Pinochet_Was_Right 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cumswalla?

Is that Swahili?

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, it is the new villain in a woke Disney horror story

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ManateeRanMild 10 points ago +10 / -0

"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

"...in a row?"

-Clerks

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The morbidly obese man from that movie was in a good Die Hard movie too.

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DarkPhoenix 10 points ago +12 / -2

Didn’t she suck Gavin Newsom’s weiner? Or was that Kimberly Guilfoyle?

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TownHallBall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kim

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BloodElfSupporter 3 points ago +3 / -0

She probably did at some point. These inbreeding Cali Commie trash would do anything for power

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DarkPhoenix 6 points ago +8 / -2

Ugh so don jr is getting Newsom’s sloppy seconds? Fucking gross

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SteveRogers42 1 point ago +1 / -0

But also getting all the inside info on a potential presidential candidate from his ex-wife. Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

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DarkPhoenix 6 points ago +8 / -2

I doubt there’s that much strategy there. Don jr is a special boy.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd let Guilfoyle suck my peepee

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DarkPhoenix 6 points ago +8 / -2

lol yeah I’d allow it too

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Stacey_Abrams_Is_Fat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shit, at 75, this ole gal is just warming up!!
Anyone that can say “Do not come” with the authority she showed, is truly a professional!

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

She has had tons of practice

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redditadminssuckit 8 points ago +8 / -0

She downed them AND their filling

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T471 6 points ago +6 / -0

Caption should say something along the lines of "Those are amateur numbers, you gotta blow those numbers up!".....

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N8theGr8 5 points ago +5 / -0

Last year, someone posted a meme I wish I saved. I hope someone reposts it for July 4.

It was a hot dog eating contest. One is Biden eating one hotdog in his mouth. The other is Kamala having like 30 hot dogs in her mouth.

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MICHIGANisRED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except they're commies, so they should be eating actual dogs.

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BloodElfSupporter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can totally picture it in my head lmao

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Thedude2283 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, she has been banged more times than a blacksmiths anvil, so she would know a fellow champion peen guzzler…

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793D 4 points ago +6 / -2

Challenge accepted

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GeneralVeers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me: "Uhh, what?? I don't get the thread title"

Me: <expands the thread pic>

Me: "Ohhhh......."

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jsphere256 4 points ago +4 / -0

"We've eaten a lot of wiener. We've eaten a lot of wiener."

But you haven't eaten this much wiener at once.

"And I haven't been to Europe."

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MasksAreChildAbuse 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can’t believe this bitch is gonna be fucking president.

Obviously the best case scenario is biden and her both get booted out of office early. But I think more realistic options are biden dies or has to retire because they can’t hide his dementia anymore. This fucking bitch has a high chance to be “president“ of the United States and it makes me so fucking angry.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it makes us angry, think of Hillary. It was HER turn! Not this cackling freak who slid her way in. Hillary spent a lifetime in politics working her way toward it. This hag is like another comment described-“a rich man’s daughter” that did not really put n the years of work or energy, but will just slip in...Hillary has to be livid.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats a good point. Hopefully hill dog is so angry she suicides Kamala

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dougkeenan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crooked shoulders in as VP soon enough rest follows

IT'S HER TURN

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what makes this meme so timely. She's choking at the jobs she's been given, the world needs to be reminded how completely unqualified, unlikeable and ill-prepared she is for the job she's set up to take over.

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Hanging_Chad [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best case scenario is Pelosi acting as POTUS? Who would replace her in the House?

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MasksAreChildAbuse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay best case scenario is a kind group holds a Brass Donation Drive for all of the swamp creatures. They really need the donations.

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Barack-Obama2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I call this a typical Tuesday night for me.

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LibtardJesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Kamala, what about his technique? Is that the correct grip?"

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JoeBidensDementia1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nigga, please. That's a light February for me.

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RyanUpCreek 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is some Hennessy top shelf kek

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂

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obar1 2 points ago +2 / -0

'I'm not finished!' Kamala Harris snaps and points her finger at reporter who interrupted her and demanded to know when she will visit US southern border as illegal crossings hit new record

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Salty_Berserker 2 points ago +2 / -0

It doesn't count until you down Willie Brown's willie

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BadManOrange 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's a ho who slept her way to the top. You can start with learning about her and Willie Brown.

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GeneralVeers 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Jokes"??

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Deadpoolnormiefan271 2 points ago +2 / -0

She calls that a light brunch.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't stand that smarmy cunt.

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Roche1620 2 points ago +2 / -0

That bitch is jealous

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ThouShallNotSteal 1 point ago +1 / -0

2 at a time? Rookie.

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Metro 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hhahahahaahhaaj nailed it!

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JustTheNews 1 point ago +2 / -1

i knew a guy with the last name chestnut, we called him Nuts on Chest

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NotADemThang 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmfao! I needed that! Thanks fren!

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CommanderDaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a cunty, cunty whore.

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Ginandtonic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the laugh!

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DickAllcocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

How the fuck does one eat so many hotdogs and not have serious health consequences after? If i eat ONE i feel sick lol.

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RedPillMAGALegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have seen Mr. Chestnut handle business in Coney Island. I lived near him for many years. He is a beast. Knee pads cuntmala aint got shit on his hot dog game🤣🤣🤣🤣

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hold my wine cooler....... -Kamel toe <3 MAGA2021

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VeryRarePepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣

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Brokenmatrix2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂😅

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UndeadRevolver 0 points ago +2 / -2

Cumala: ties hair back