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Sdollar456 204 points ago +205 / -1

That dude died from level 5 smugness

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SentryS 45 points ago +46 / -1

Congratulations! Here’s an updoot!

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Joeret 28 points ago +28 / -0

The thicker the frames the higher level of smugness.

This guy just about maxed it out.

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 4 points ago +4 / -0

Harry Carey impersonator maybe?

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 4 points ago +4 / -0

Drew Carey impersonator maybe?

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Independenceforever 11 points ago +11 / -0

eyes wide shut

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Gr4ck3L 7 points ago +7 / -0

It would be something to have a post vaccine celeb death pool counter here.

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iaintgottimetobleed 8 points ago +8 / -0

He didn't deserve it, but he had it coming.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Eh, I’d say only level three or so—at least he acknowledged people can have their own opinion.

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Trumpsbigbrassballs 131 points ago +133 / -2

I was born in 1965. I did my BJJ blue belt test this evening. Nailed it.

I am going to compete against some much younger dudes at a regional open comp (gi) in July.

I am not getting vaxxed, nor will I accept an invasive Covid test.

I am going to live out my "normal" lifespan and have fun doing it.

That is all.

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RizzlieDoodad 40 points ago +46 / -6

Yeah I'm really enjoying raw dogging life right now. It's risky, but it definitely feels a lot better.

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Wearyman 49 points ago +49 / -0

Not really risky though. Just... life the way it should be lived.

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ChinaIsAssholeTaiwan 38 points ago +38 / -0

What's risky about it?

Covid is barely anymore dangerous than a cold.

It's literally just a fear op.

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Independenceforever 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it even exists, except as a catch-all term for ANY arbitrary diagnosis.

IF.

that's a BIG if.

People claimed to reinvent the common cold. We likely just experienced the common cold.

My genetics professors showed us over a decade ago there's "evidence to suggest all viruses are man-made".

Welcome to the real world.

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rebbel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Didn't ever get a test, but definitely had whatever was goin around last year. Pretty typical cold symptoms, but I completely lost taste and had a very weird burning sensation in my nose for 2 weeks and still have some loss of taste.

Whatever it is, its different than the usual fever and body aches.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 5 points ago +5 / -0

Honestly, I think the vax is the risky option.

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NotMyGovernor 20 points ago +21 / -1

Congrats on the blue belt!!!

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SideOBeef2016 13 points ago +14 / -1

I'm proud to have never been "tested" for covid, let a lone jabbed with a mystery serum!

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LibertarianXian 13 points ago +13 / -0

Took me forever to get my blue, congrats! I know how big of a milestone this is. Hundreds of hours sweating on the mat getting choked and joint-locked with 90-lb female brown belts spinning all over tapping you in ways you thought impossible.

The blue belt tournament matches are the most fun to watch IMO. Black belts like, sit in butterfly guard motionless for 3 hours then boom suddenly someone gets armbarred and it's over.

Good luck on your comp! Remember, old man strength! It's real!

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Bernieisacuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

God bless you. I pray you have 40 more healthy fun filled years

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RockyMin 90 points ago +90 / -0

Cause of death has not been made known to the public.

Gee, I wonder why?

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Trump2024 36 points ago +36 / -0

It's ok, we already know.

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FromSethWithLove 17 points ago +18 / -1

Covid is jogger

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Sykol 8 points ago +9 / -1

Covigger

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DarkDrai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cogger

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Jon888 55 points ago +56 / -1

In his defense, death is a normal part of life, so in a sick way, he got what he wanted. Should have found a better genie to wish upon.

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TrumpAndGodWin 27 points ago +28 / -1

And it's normal for predators to target sheep.

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GoForMaga 12 points ago +12 / -0

The ONLY thing normal in life is death.

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Trump2024 44 points ago +46 / -2

If it wasn't covid it would have been AIDS he got from those gay ass glasses

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Harcerz 13 points ago +13 / -0

There's more science in this one statement than Fauci has seen in his whole life.

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Trump2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thanks! I like to think I'm somewhat of a scientist myself. 🤓

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's been that name for over 60 years that I'm aware of.

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killerkram 41 points ago +41 / -0

My aunt recently got the shot and had a stroke. I had kept hearing of these crazy stories about people dying and getting messed up from the shot but I didn't actually see it around me, just weird side effects. My family has a history of heart problems so I refused to take it. I even went to my doctor and talked about the shot and she agreed with me (surprise!) that taking the shot would likely not be a good idea because there was no evidence or studies that it was safe for people like me with that history of heart conditions. This vaccine seems to be barely understood or the leaders and manufacturers are not telling us the full truth. I lean on the second one there. My work is pushing the vaccine hard and I explained to them about my heart and what the doctor said. They wanted a doctor note saying all this but when I brought up HIPPA they quieted down about that. Last time I needed a doctor note for anything was in school, I shouldn't need one here this is crazy. Maybe I'm part of a small minority that is in real danger of this vaccine. Either way, people should be fully informed about what this thing is and what it can do, then they can make their own decision as to whether or not to take it. People should think twice, talk to the doctor and try to understand what this thing is and what will happen to them once they take it.

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catsfive 15 points ago +17 / -2

I speak corporate. This is my reply when they demand a doctor's note: "Certainly. Make that request to me signed by the head of HR on company letterhead and I'd be happy to discuss next steps with you."

Shit, my phone's keyboard even knew to complete half that sentence

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SantaBrown 8 points ago +8 / -0

The is the way right here. "I'll take that in writing please and in a totally non related way let me go speak to my attorney"

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sgt_richard 4 points ago +4 / -0

In corporate speak.. 'so that both parties interests are met, I will defer further communications regarding my health to my attorney '

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bigmikesballsack 9 points ago +9 / -0

You did the right thing. Once you tell your employer you won't take it "on the advice of my doctor" they can't ask you a damn thing else.

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Marshall2 31 points ago +34 / -3

And wallah, he is experiencing the NEW NORMAL.

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JiXinping 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wallah?

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IAbsolutelyDare 10 points ago +11 / -1

The freedom spelling of "voila"

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DarkMemeDuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are you saying vi-ol-uh? Isn't that an instrument? :P

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Marshall2 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/Walla!

Just misspelled a word that's been misspelled forever. While little used now, it was fairly common 50 years ago.

It was not uncommon for foreign words to be spelled phonetically before the see-say hoax was foisted upon us.

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BigLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wallah is Arabic for "I swear to God".

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JiXinping 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL this is the best answer so far.

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impera 23 points ago +24 / -1

How do you save people who will fight you off to try and stay inside a building thats on fire? Or that will jump off a bridge and refuses to come down?

Idiots marching to the beat of their own drum to their deaths in the jaws of some gnashing machine they are too stupid to perceive..

A certain level of IQ is needed for basic life, situational awareness, self-preservation, consequence-analysis and extrapolation.. and this person did not have it.

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Trump2024 26 points ago +27 / -1

A drowning man is the most dangerous man. Sometimes you just have to let them drown.

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Snipthetipandsip 18 points ago +19 / -1

You don't. Unfortunately the people who got it, and die are would rather die then have their hold world view come crashing down around them. A shame. It won't be until we have a mass catastrophe that people will wake up. There will still be those who latch to the media as millions die around them.

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vitalsine 13 points ago +13 / -0

In the event of a large portion of deaths and the media being forced to admit they are covid shot related, at this point, I think the faucists would still deny it. They are in full cult mode and will march to their deaths. It should cause a mass panic, that we have no cure for a bioengineered mRNA shot, and that our hospitals have no idea how to handle it, but I don't think it will.

The NPC programming is too strong

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TimeTravelingGiant 5 points ago +5 / -0

They will use any mass death as proof of global warming. Probably. It doesn't have to make sense, objectivity is racist

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Shroudedf8 4 points ago +4 / -0

They deny it when it comes to serious side-effects. If someone takes 27 days to have a reaction, many doctors just chalk it up to coincidence and never report it to VAERS. I've seen it firsthand. I don't think it's evil necessarily at the small-time doctor level. Just ignorance. They just don't think a shot can take 30 days to cause ill effects.

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kt524 16 points ago +16 / -0

You don't, some of them would actually rather drag you into the burning building than leave and admit the building was on fire the whole time.

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Wearyman 11 points ago +11 / -0

Simple: You don't. You give them all the information you can, but if in the end they are too stupid to understand it, then honestly they are too stupid to be saved. Let them die. Don't even shed a tear for them.

Save your tears for the innocent children who are taken down by these fools and also die through no fault of their own.

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MustafaJones 7 points ago +7 / -0

In an ideal scenario, that’s what would happen. It’s unfortunate that so many don’t even have the opportunity to even be given the information. In Australia there is a complete blackout on COVID skepticism both in relationship to the deadly-ness of the virus or rather lack there off and viral side effects. It’s both scary and kinda sad.

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basedbusdriver 21 points ago +22 / -1

Reduced life Span Mr. Spann

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WisestGuru93 2 points ago +2 / -0

Increased* lifespan. We all know that if he hadn't taken the jab, he would have been killed in 5 weeks by corona instead of 9 weeks. So he extended his life by 4 weeks. Smart man.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peter "Short Life" Spann

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Pederella 19 points ago +19 / -0

Worried about my 64 to brother. He's due his second Pfizer on Monday. Based AF about everything else, but trusts a relative who is an MD. Told him to get the jab. I guarantee I know more about C19 than the relative doc.

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Gtodareg 16 points ago +16 / -0

This will just be called natural with no testing, same as my wife's aunt who died less than 24 hours after having her 2nd dose. And, this was after already surviving the actual virus the year before. However, an EMT, said it was natural causes, so there was no autopsy. No check to see if it was b/c of the vaccine, no nothing, just another natural death.

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Frosty468 10 points ago +10 / -0

A co-worker of mine has been pressuring his grandma to get that vaccine. She finally gave in and got it. We just found out that she died of a heart attack about 24 hours after the jab. Very suspicious timing... she was ~65yo.

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bigmikesballsack 8 points ago +8 / -0

Apparently the spike proteins can attack heart tissue if they get into general circulation. They also tend to settle in other areas, such as your liver, lymph nodes, and balls. My wife's friends' father died in his early 60's within 24 hours of the jab - he suffered massive internal bleeding. Blood was coming from his mouth.

This shit is evil.

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IAbsolutelyDare 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much is he set to inherit?

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frankblank 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fun fact: he's almost certainly still included in the official count - Hey they might have even moved him to the "fully vaccinated" category.

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plaaaa 9 points ago +9 / -0

He said he was happy to give in to the terrorists' demands for things to get back to normal. These people hate us more than they'll ever hate the terrorists who unleashed this virus.

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sweetyk83 9 points ago +10 / -1

In my opinion the biggest red flag (among the many) is that they aren't making it mandatory for military yet. Anyone familiar with the military knows they use them as guinea pigs more often than not but not with this? I have to ask why? The military has to consider the "worth" of their fighting force and for some reason they think injecting them with this crap isn't the right investment. So that's the #1 reason on my long list that it's not coming anywhere near me or my family as long as I can help it!

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago +4 / -0

This this this. When I heard it was "optional" for the military, alarm bells went off. The regular annual flu shot has been mandatory for years.

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MAG_n_KAG 6 points ago +6 / -0

can we get a compilation pic of all this delicious schadenfreude? I know there was that doctor in Poland, and quite a few others who talked high and mighty, looking down on people for refusing to vax, only to die a days later.

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BidensHairyLegs 5 points ago +5 / -0

There was a PDF floating around here a while back listing hundreds of people who had died from the vaccine after proudly posting that they were going to take it on Twitter

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Alias117 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cause of death not known, ohh we all know you just do not want to confirm the Experimental Jab had another death on its needle point so to speak.

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WVboi 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's how you know it's working.

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RiverFenix 5 points ago +5 / -0

CAUSE OF DEATH UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED MYSTERY

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Truth_Cipher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Am I the only person wondering if he is related to Andy Richter? Could literally be his brother.

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myswedishfriend 4 points ago +4 / -0

RIP Australian Drew Carey.

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TheMAGAlorian787 3 points ago +4 / -1

Life comes at you fast.

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Hexagon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well at least he was not an anti-vaccer.

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

Womp womp.

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CanadianTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

May be an easy revolution

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pursuitoftruth1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Again...there is an insane amount of famous people dying from the vaccine. If these deadly side effects are so "rare," what are the odds of so many famous/media people dying from it?

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bfafpo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like my first two marriages, it was for worse...

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WhoMeTwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

6 days... Nice bioweapon ya got there Fauci.

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Dialectic 2 points ago +5 / -3

Couple months between events there but it’s still plausible.

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krog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Second dose is typically given 3-6 weeks after the first dose, so it could line up pretty closely.

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madmaddog 2 points ago +2 / -0

The memes write themselves

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Kerra_Holt 2 points ago +2 / -0

This just proves the vaccine works! Hurr hurr hurr.

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Coprolite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are people unable to put 2 and 2 together?

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Crapachino 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no, Peter Pan has died.

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SenorTrumper 2 points ago +2 / -0

So he died two months after the jab? What more proof do people need that it's connected?

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meanwhileinamerica 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do liberals like ugly huge frame glasses?

Remember that short lived trend of girls wearing plexiglass glasses to look smarter? Its a disability people. I am not rolling around in a wheelchair to get more awwwwww.

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DiverdownKS87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck him. Fuck all of these cucks and their guilt trips. Let’s get these audits over with and get ready to ride.

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Ocrazio-Cortez 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's hilarious!

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DeusVultIntensifies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unless it is anaphylaxis shock they won't list or investigate the death as Covid vaccine related. If you survive long enough to walk out of the doctor's office or vaccine clinic and die on the way home, the same day, a day later, a week later or a month later it will be listed as death by natural causes.

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n4freedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

well said.

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SentryS 1 point ago +2 / -1

Amazing

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Cofet 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got the vaccine and I got some headaches which would last weeks periodically going and coming. I literally never get headaches and these were so significant i literally thought I was doing and texted my family that I loved them.

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Nezmith 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those are usually signs of blood clots forming in the brain. Not a surprise since the vaccines cause clotting. What made you volunteer to be a lab rat?

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +2 / -1

looks like a pedo

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TwelveMoreYears 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Steve walks merrily down the street, his brim pulled way down low..."

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Skycow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pwnt

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ShambolicPaul 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not much of a meme if we don't have his cause of death. Dude could have had a lawnmower accident. Or choked on his Bulls dick. We just don't know.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

What went on in the two months between March 25 and May 31? When was the second shot if there was one? The "headache" post isn't dated.

I'm at a presumably high risk age but have none of the other markers. No fuckin' jab for this old coot!

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Omnes_Omnibus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Something something something shorter life Spann.

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NotMyGovernor 1 point ago +1 / -0

My step mom got ulcerative colitis from the vaccine. She will probably die from this added horrific complication (in some years) but now it has destroyed her life and ability to do things and eat almost completely.