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maga_mama_757 [S] 109 points ago +109 / -0

When asked for comment, Kamala Harris responded, saying: "HAHAHAHAHA ha ha ha ha ha HA!"

ctd: https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-suggests-biden-has-dirt-on-the-clintons

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Retarddit_Refugee 39 points ago +39 / -0

Who has the cringier cackle: Hitlery or Kakala?

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 46 points ago +46 / -0

Kamala's cackle is just annoying, and she does it ALL THE TIME. Hillary's sounds like something coming out of the gates of Hell.

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BurgerChef90 22 points ago +22 / -0

Kamala's laugh is a nervous laugh. You know people have these ticks when they're lying or when they're nervous. Her's is laughing. Any time she's uncomfortable, she laughs. It's her nervous tick.

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HypnoToad00 12 points ago +12 / -0

For someone to be in the position she is, the nervous laughter is beyond strange at this point. She could have easily hired a coach a few times a week, hour sessions to work on not doing the weird insane laugh. This could have been done years ago before it became a problem. Makes me think she does it purposefully to piss people off, or anyone that attempted to help her was immediately fired for questioning her capability. Both are as possible as they are horrific senarios.

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 7 points ago +7 / -0

Once the hubris crests the dam, it simply does not stop.

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BrionK 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillary 1000 to Kamala 100 it gets more evil with body count.

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Ponysoldierpatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

If it is a nervous laugh she may not have had it years ago. I would assume that committing treason and stealing an election makes you a lot more “nervous” than just sucking off a mayor to get your position.

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basedtexapede 13 points ago +13 / -0

I say Hillary, but "Kakala" is good enough for my one and only upvote.

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NvJohansson 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hillary's is cringier, but Kamalas is more awkward because she uses it to replace brainfreeze or cluelessness

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 13 points ago +13 / -0

She also uses it to cover up frustration, which makes her come off as a psycho.

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HypnoToad00 4 points ago +4 / -0

Almost as if they are both holding back somekind of compelling force, that releases itself in an uncontrollable fit of hysterical laugher. Nonsensical to the current topic or viewer, but makes complete sense to themselves for some unseen factor that they are aware about and belive nobody else is.

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rootGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

But Kakala’s happens more often and her regular, through-the-nose speech is hideous.

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's because she's never been to Europe.

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Brokenmatrix2021 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cum-allah definitely. All of those grotto bukake parties have made her insane.

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Trumpican 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hitlery's cackle is calculated, Kumonya's is just awkward.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

We came we saw he died!

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Ferzth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Both. But Killary could have the initial stages of Alzheimers or alcoholism/alcohol-related abuse. Or just evil to the fugly bone.

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G_regulator 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was a debate.

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MagicBanana 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was a debate.

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Desert_Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

The big guy didn't kill himself

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was a joke! ?

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Barack-Obama2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sticky ivory hecker thread pls

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Beaker999 37 points ago +37 / -0

The Babylon Bee has been on FIRE lately! This is gold.

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women_for_trump 33 points ago +33 / -0

For a minute I thought this was real. That's how crazy this world has become.

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txladyvoter 17 points ago +17 / -0

She probly hasn't thought of it yet.

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Tocqueville 1 point ago +2 / -1

he probably does have dirt on them, but he's too senile to remember it

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Dizzyconservative 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just bullshit to grab headlights because the rigged election is closing in on biden/harris and the swamp. After Georgia’s admission of the 24% of the ballots have no chain of custody and AZ is going to finish the hand count today or tomorrow. Then start the canvas phase of the audit. Lastly AZ basically telling bidens AG to piss off. Plus both biden and harris had total disaster on their South American and G7 trips.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best Monday ever?

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TEXinLA 9 points ago +9 / -0

?????

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grndmrshlgando 7 points ago +7 / -0

no honor among thieves

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Hangemh1gh 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fucking Legends those mad lads at the Babylon Bee! ????

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OneBigMaga 6 points ago +6 / -0

This just in: Babylon Bee has been arrested for attempting to assassinate the commander in thief.

-The FBI probably

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Whitespace 4 points ago +4 / -0

En point. Even the Canadians know what's going on: https://youtu.be/Z3PP_SWHUQQ?t=81

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JollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ooooooooh fuck this took me a minute ... DAYYYYYYYYYM ????????

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Sgtt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Took me a second, then I laughed.

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Newly installed President Harris said there is no truth to the rumor that Biden was found having committed suicide by tying his hands behind his back, duct taping his mouth, then immersing himself in a bathtub after shooting himself in the back of the head three times before slitting his wrists, while visiting Mena Arkansas.

When asked for comment, Hunter Biden said only 'They sure have good coke in Mena."

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Farmerbob1 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, Kamala doesn't want to wait on Biden to be removed from office due to being mentally unfit. I guess Clintoncide might be faster.

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Omnes_Omnibus 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you think about it, it is crazy that the idea that the former President and his wife the former Secretary of State have murdered many people is so widespread and accepted that everybody openly jokes about it.

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HulkHogan42069 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was a DEBATE

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NotDangerousGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm pretty sure he does, being in there with obummer. I'm also pretty sure they're all sweating bullets every time they trundle him out in front of a microphone, wondering if this will be the time he dementias it out into the open.

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brilliant.

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Zanesapphire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah so this is how she gets him out of the way.

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Moebius 2 points ago +2 / -0

'Natural Causes'...

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debmaxlola 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am sure the Clintons have a lot of dirt on Biden.

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Grunt422 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obama has the most dirt on Biden.

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Lonnie62 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grab the popcorn! Shows about to start. Killary vs Kameltoe!!!

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mclsusan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that called "eating" each other??

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LiteraIIyHitIer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's likely that Joe actually does...

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TrumpWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

For those that don't get the joke, open leg VP wants Biden killed by the clintons

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FreeEagle1 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG - that is so damn funny!

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah.......I realize the Bee is a satire site, but this one gag is probably, in reality, a hundred percent accurate.

Most likely ALL these douche mallets infecting our government really DO have dirt on each other.

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magapotus 2 points ago +2 / -0

?

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CerebralPimp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmm, we sure this isn't notthebee edition?

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Babylon Based AF Bee. It's like the Onion on meme-roids.

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61775 1 point ago +1 / -0

Babylon Bee with the sting again.

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ed_shaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is probably a joke; but, the message is that Kamala is ready, waiting, and eager to turn on the democrat leadership in order to seize power. Look at Obama. Look at Chicago, New York, and Philadelphia.

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ikuyas 1 point ago +1 / -0

pretty good

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Beeferson 1 point ago +1 / -0

gold

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Cbllbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Killshot

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hillaryprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shouldnt this be a satire flair post?

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ivana-humpalot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now this is an arkancide I won’t mind

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Lonnie62 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you know Joe???? We won’t tell?

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Waterlaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kamala smart xD Binen sudden suicide :D love bee

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Proof Further proof of the Clinton Body Count will be when Kamala’s team demands a retraction.

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

And of course, Joe and Kamala will both commit sudoku because Hillary doesn't leave any loose ends

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Taupkek 1 point ago +2 / -1

nope. She will wait until Feb 2021. Then she can take over, finish two years of Biden's term and run and be elected by Dominion two more times. This will give her ten years in office. Not that it matters, Biden and Harris are both controlled by the same folks so the result will be the saame.