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TraumaHotel 218 points ago +220 / -2

He’s not the one in charge

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commiedestroyer 144 points ago +145 / -1

it’s amazing how many people don’t realize this.

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deleted 89 points ago +90 / -1
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Filo76 65 points ago +66 / -1

And the liberal voters are OK with it because REEEEE TRUMP IS BAD.

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 42 points ago +43 / -1

Pays triple for food and gas.

This is why universal suffrage wasn't originally a thing.

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deleted 35 points ago +35 / -0
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ActionExpress 16 points ago +16 / -0

Checkmate bigot.

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CahalTheMad 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nightmarish dystopia > "mean" tweets that offend some random loser's fragile feelings

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Jack_HinsonTN 16 points ago +16 / -0

My bitch of a leftist aunt said this. She said she didn't even care about cheating because even if fraud was proved it was all good if it got rid of Orange Man Bad.

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Deplorable223 6 points ago +6 / -0

Your aunt should be hung as a traitor.

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Jack_HinsonTN 4 points ago +4 / -0

I agree. She's an evil old traitorous bitch.

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MocksFordComma 3 points ago +3 / -0

She needs to go. Come the revolution, you understand ... ... right?

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Jack_HinsonTN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha, in minecraft.

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Cobalty2004 23 points ago +26 / -3

Kumala and his wife take turns with their fists up his ass.

Probably both figuratively and literally.

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Grunt422 26 points ago +27 / -1

Kumala, and his wife ? You think they are running anything. Neither one has the brains to be his puppet master. Kumala is just the second fall guy to misdirect heat from him, and Jill is his diaper changer. Obama likely has his hand up Joe's ass far enough to work his lips.

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Buck_Fiden 21 points ago +22 / -1

Getting warmer... Now guess who's up Obama's ass?

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SteveRogers42 17 points ago +17 / -0

Rothschild and Rockefeller take turns with that duty.

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MICHIGANisRED 9 points ago +9 / -0

Everyone forgot George Soros

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Judiwont 9 points ago +9 / -0

Susan Rice

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AmerikaUberAlles 8 points ago +8 / -0

Big Mike. I WIN!

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Android17 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Mike been in that ass so much he now has to wear a diaper

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Grunt422 6 points ago +6 / -0

Valerie Jarrett.

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 11 points ago +12 / -1

Think Susan Rice and Alejandro Mayorka.

Globalist vermin serving the CCP and central bankers.

It's ALWAYS the cabinet.

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Buck_Fiden 6 points ago +6 / -0

Always someone with the one down vote.

I swear they are like me going through the White House YouTube channel.

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Slugbert 12 points ago +13 / -1

Kamala is diversity hire that is dumb as fuck and insufferable to boot. She rode the coattails of an old, racist pedophile into the VP slot after signing her soul away. She's told what to do, where to go and what to say. She doesn't control anything.

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Cobalty2004 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her handlers control her, she controls Joe.

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Slugbert 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe, but I highly doubt it. I don’t think she’s the one talking in Joe’s ear piece.

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EatMyBallsAmerican 5 points ago +6 / -1

The double dutch anal rudder.

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cusp-of-carabelli 3 points ago +4 / -1

We call the reverse dutch rudder a "dutch uncle"

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Barack-Obama2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like a good time.

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sixfingerdildo 6 points ago +9 / -3

its amazing how many people still watch tv

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Kn33l2Dominion 4 points ago +4 / -0

This rag also printed the Russians hacked the pipeline for petty cash and are generally eGOP-lite for those among us that haven't quite got it yet.

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OKRancher 1 point ago +1 / -0

I quit reading them when they jumped on the “no fraud” bandwagon.

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Liberty0rdeath 35 points ago +36 / -1

“I’m going to get in trouble” heard this 5 times i think.

Maybe he’s trying to signal to us? “They are forcing me to do this please help me”

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Cablespider 18 points ago +19 / -1

He's being held hostage. His own party is willing to dump that box of dirt at his feet.

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deleted 43 points ago +46 / -3
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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 17 points ago +18 / -1

May he rot in hell.

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Sparks1017 10 points ago +11 / -1

And soon!

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Nameless_Mofo 8 points ago +9 / -1

And rest in piss.

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Sparks1017 8 points ago +10 / -2

I agree, anyone that can feel anything for this commie scum, is deranged.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 6 points ago +7 / -1

He knows exactly who is pulling the strings. Maybe he should just talk?

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rossiFan 17 points ago +18 / -1

Did he blink S.O.S.?

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Judiwont 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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phandaal 9 points ago +10 / -1

Biden being coerced is probably the only bright spot in all of this. He's been a terrible person for his entire life, and he'll never face justice for it. So this little bit of just deserts is the best we're going to get.

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BabbleRabble 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yeah his masters got mounds of dirt on him and his family - which is why he was chosen as the puppet

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orangemanwins202020 1 point ago +2 / -1

maybe.. really sad to think about that..

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 19 points ago +20 / -1

He's not even in charge of his bowels.

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MikeOxfat 9 points ago +10 / -1

Underrated reply! This is why I pay big money to be a member of this site. Great work, sir.

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EatMyBallsAmerican 10 points ago +11 / -1

Susan Rice and that glowy faggot guy who name i can never remember

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NC_patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol, the glowy faggot guy is butthurt and downvoting you.

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Bombshellacking 3 points ago +4 / -1

He’s a pawn of the technocrats who are controlled by the CCP scum

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603win 107 points ago +108 / -1

The left: “We want a president who acts presidential!”

The left’s candidate: “You know, the thing man. That girl… look at her… I’ve got some ice cream backstage…”

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CaptainButthurt 38 points ago +39 / -1

I mean thats sorta the way a lot of past presidents have been. Child molesting globalists.

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phandaal 56 points ago +58 / -2

Trump being a heterosexual adult male with normal age preferences and kids who aren't on crack might be the most un-Presidential thing about him.

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MikeOxfat 10 points ago +11 / -1

This reply deserves more upvotes.

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plaaaa 8 points ago +9 / -1

Ififififokiedokie

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magastrophysicist 4 points ago +4 / -0

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff

pokie pokie

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NC_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I'm going to get in trouble."

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HuggableBear 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's not forget that they wanted to invoke the 25th on Trump for holding a bottle of water in both hands but this is apparently just dandy.

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marvelwall 90 points ago +91 / -1

we literally have a geriatric patient with dementia pretending to run the country. my God, help us.

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Canlog96 50 points ago +51 / -1

Real leaders are gonna tear him apart. Putin already played him and left him embarrassed and who knows what Xi has in store

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BostonVoter 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hope he gets torn apart sooner than later. He doesn't deserve to be on this earth another day. He is a pedophile and a cheater and not a real president

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Captain-D 3 points ago +4 / -1

I've been out of the loop. What happened there with Putin? I keep seeing it referenced. Did they meet in front of cameras?

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Canlog96 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden tried to be a tough guy and Putin kicked his ass

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FuckReddit4545 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vid?

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TisDA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m not sure if there is a video, but I’m pretty sure this is referring to Putin commenting on the federal governments attempts to undermine audits

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SteersBeersandQueers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not yet tomorrow I think

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starbuckroad 18 points ago +19 / -1

If Putin doesn't sniff his nose in the middle of the Biden interview and ask the crew in engish if this man has shit himself, there is no justice in the world.

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TEXinLA [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

Yup. I'm rooting for Putin. Have been since 1/20/2021.

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Shayhawk 8 points ago +9 / -1

God sent him as punishment for America turning away from God

Read the Bible, its happened time and TIME again.

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rossiFan 6 points ago +7 / -1

No, really, God. Please step in any time. I'm not being facetious - I'm a Christian and go to church and tithe and all that.

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airborne3502 58 points ago +58 / -0

This is what the media wanted.

Enjoy trying to polish that turd.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 20 points ago +20 / -0

It should be nearly an impossible task, but since a large percentage of our country is now made up of morally and intellectually bankrupt useful idiots, it's actually pretty easy for the misleadia. I follow many of these idiots on social media and they love Biden and say that he has exceeded their every expectation. They will say the same thing regardless of Biden does, as long as the misleadia tells them to.

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Nameless_Mofo 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're probably either a bot, or they're paid to say that.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, these are all local people that I know. They are useful idiots and will remain so to the end.

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Nameless_Mofo 4 points ago +4 / -0

feelsbadman.jpg

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SuperChicken 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Yuh can't polish a turd kid" - a Plymouth mechanic

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deletedandredacted 6 points ago +7 / -1

You can’t pick a turd up by the clean end. - a dog owner

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

The "turd" is the point. The media are simply the propaganda arm of the democrat communists. Making Xiden look weak strengthens them. It demonstrates to China that we are bowing to them.

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Filo76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turd? That’s pure diarrhea my friend. The more they polish it the more it just gets smeared around.

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Abovethefray 30 points ago +30 / -0

He never impressed me as intelligent. Good thief, tho !

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The_Litehaus_Abides 24 points ago +24 / -0

He was always one of the dumbest Senators in Congress. He probably cheated in college even more than we already know about, just to graduate at all.

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TEXinLA [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Even prior to the two brain surgeries in the 1980s, Joe was not intelligent.

He's always been a racist, glad-handing, child touching liar.

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Mamapedia 3 points ago +3 / -0

backstreet smarts

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MocksFordComma 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s been the 40 years running joke of the senate. Guy is a moron.

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booblitchutz 24 points ago +25 / -1

C'mon man. Everybody knows he's just a sock puppet up there. These leaders aren't dealing with HIM, they're dealing with his staff and all the decisions are made by the Politburo.

He's just doddling around in front of the cameras, deliberately making America look weak. This is a deliberate show of submissiveness on our part to China (in particular). Xiden isn't making any decisions, nor is he expected to. He's just a willing (but unwitting) stooge for the communist left.

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Chopblock 3 points ago +3 / -0

These leaders aren't dealing with HIM, they're dealing with his staff and all the decisions are made by the Politburo.

The decisions are being made by an ‘interagency’ that is stunningly incompetent even with a real leader to act as a focus-puller.

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Cobalty2004 21 points ago +21 / -0

Was his pause related to seeing a little girl in the audience?

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rossiFan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. The Biden Secret Service whisked her away backstage for the after party.

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TEXinLA [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

😆😆

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remember1776 18 points ago +18 / -0

He always goes on about how he ‘forgets he’s president’ and how he’ll ‘get in trouble’.

Get in trouble? You're supposedly POTUS. You’ll get in trouble with your staff? Your handlers? With Big Mike? 🤔

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AngeredKabar 16 points ago +16 / -0

There are no tracks.

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Damadhatter 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is literally elderly abuse at this point. The media shuttle be ashamed for hiding this from the public during the election.

My FIL has dementia and walks and talks EXACTLY like this fucking guy.

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe, but I feel no empathy for this communist faggot.

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123breadman 11 points ago +12 / -1

Read part of it. Apparently the pope cancelled communion with him because of abortion??

This pope has always been pro abortion and pro illegal alien. Wondering what they're talking about.

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EggPlanter 15 points ago +16 / -1

"fake pope fake cancels his fake communion for a fake pro-abortion Catholic who is currently acting as the fake president"

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only real thing here is dementia.

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corona79 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's not the train has run off the tracks. It's that the drugs just aren't having a desired and predicable effect any more.

What do you think was going on for the lost 2.5 hours?

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ppalgansaek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of that time that Hillary passed out and then popped back up - or a semi-reasonable facsimile of her in front of Chelsea's apartment a few hours later.

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually, it takes 2.5 hours to reboot Joe. He's a mix of electrical tape and old hardware.

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GodKingHarambe 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Why didn't the International Press Corp ask me about my favorite flavor of ice cream?"

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TEXinLA [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Or bring me a few children to sniff??"

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RashidaTlaibsClit 5 points ago +5 / -0

The intent was for it to go off the rails. They put a drunk driver at the wheel specifically to crash the car. Dont think for a second that the massive economic damage and political division are accidental.

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell us something we don't know.

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Tailgunnerjoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

But, but, but, he got 80 million legal votes

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FemaleBodyInspectur 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking PED-tat-O

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TEXinLA [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. Looking for that next child sniff fix.

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Space_Force 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's an empty suit on his best day.

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VarusSPQR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cummonher will be President soon. And that’s when the real fun starts.

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ApprenticeBossSeason 3 points ago +3 / -0

The first woman (fake) president. Got there by scheming and selling herself in every way. Used men as steps for power. Such a role model. Stereotypes: broken.

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skyehye808 1 point ago +1 / -0

cant wait 😆

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BuyPepe 4 points ago +5 / -1

No matter how many stickies we make of Biden being a retard, it isn’t going to change that his handlers stole the election. Stickies should be reserved for ORGANIZING a resistance to the illegitimate administration. It’s now close to summer I’m America and despite MILLIONS knowing the election was stolen, I have yet to see one organized event to fight the steal.

Are you waiting for the audits to be ignored by the deep state?

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fakewhiterage 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s not even really funny anymore it’s dangerous at this point

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JeffDenlon 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's just a puppet without the strings

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HappyPedeInCA 3 points ago +3 / -0

So Biden said he looked at the intelligence and responded to Russia meaning there was election interference?

Great, so you admit you’re illegitimate?

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Eatinglue 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dear God. We are so fucked.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's a fucking potato!

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DarkPhoenix 3 points ago +6 / -3

You’d never know it based on the way it’s been covered on fox and the rest of the MSM

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fuckfortysix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks im going to have to change my username to fuckfortysixandseven...

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sentient-potato 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can tell he's listening to his earpiece yet STILL can't figure out how to process what's fed to him through to his mouth.

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TEXinLA [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. People forget Biden had two brain surgeries in the 1980s. One quite serious.

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songman727 3 points ago +3 / -0

joe biden doesnt know shit from peanut butter.....

joe: this sandwich tastes kinda funny.... oh, well....

( jill and camel-toe in kitchen, cackling...,..)

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TEXinLA [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. Joe's already mixed up Queen Elizabeth and his mother.

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deletedandredacted 0 points ago +1 / -1

Like aunt Edna in Vacation. Just keeps eating piss on a baloney Sandwich.

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KingShatPoster 3 points ago +3 / -0

hes not stupid he has alzheimers. saddly looks like kamala soon. and she is genuinely stupid

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MocksFordComma 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, he’s always been stupid. Don’t make that mistake.

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SgtCool 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oof, watching that twitter clip of him unable to answer the Putin-killer question was just SO SAD

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catch-a-penny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still the shills defend..

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PodunkTexas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamel-Toe will use this to push for her take-over in August 2021. From a (p)resident that few people voted for to a (p)resident that didn't even make it through the primary.

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ConstutionalCarry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone overheard Trudeau telling his staff that he expects CamelToe to be President by the end of 2022. Don't know if it was just him observing Senile Joe or if he has inside info...

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Jfreak7 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Biden paused any longer, we would have thought it was twins!

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TEXinLA [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

😆😆

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DeMayor-4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obama hands my be tired from playing the strings

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MocksFordComma 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s worse than we think.

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TEXinLA [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. Just when you think it could not possibly get worse, it does.

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TheTuckerDiaries 2 points ago +2 / -0

This train has many brakes!

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TEXinLA [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of gravity, too!

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ScullyMully 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden looks like Pale Al Sharpton in that image

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TEXinLA [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a visual I never thought I'd see. 😆

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LostSailor 2 points ago +2 / -0

The pope fucks little boys and so does Biden. I think it was only canceled cause the pope didn’t have any little boys to share with Biden.

Or is it because Biden only prefers little girls and the pope only stocks little boys in his pulpit

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was never on the tracks.

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TEXinLA [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Each morning, Conductor Jill shoves him from the Roundhouse and hopes he stays on track.

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Znut55 2 points ago +2 / -0

Putin can't wait.

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MocksFordComma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden is not "suddenly" not well. The fucker has been an idiot his entire life and is now senile to boot.

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CLF3 2 points ago +2 / -0

That implies this train was even on the tracks to begin with.

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't think of a time when his train was ever ON the tracks.

No joke. His campaign was a clown show from the moment he announced his candidacy.

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Just get on your web phone thing and travel to joe.30330 so you can sign up for the stuff".

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mailinvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think the train was ever on the tracks to begin with. There, obviously, isn't a conductor on board either.

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Deadpoolnormiefan271 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just let this dottering old fool fade off into oblivion in an Oval Office styled nursing home room already.

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TEXinLA [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since he keeps forgetting he is the Cheater in Chief this would work.

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arickg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone but Trump! Amirite? I hope the're happy.

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TEXinLA [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. Hoping that the Biden Regret has smacked most in the ass.

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BostonVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy is a fucking joke. I can't wait for him to die, so the whole world can Celebrate!

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elvisbird 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden's dementia will get worse enough that it can't be hidden and Ho will replace Joe as President.