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slaphappy2 49 points ago +49 / -0

Somebody is gonna need to tell Hunter it's not a cocaine pipeline, and to get his nose off the pipe...

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ArshWar 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hunter was standing behind a homeless guy thinking he was waiting in a pipe line.

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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nozonozo 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's no wonder Hunter is trying to kill himself with drugs, his father is Joey Biden.

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slaphappy2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hunter is to cocaine what Joe is to little girls' hair.

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LibtardJesus 10 points ago +10 / -0

He could have been pounded by kid fuckers when he was young. Growing up in Pedocrat household. Who knows?

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nozonozo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, it could be that also. The dysfunction in the Biden family runs deep.

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Mcdaguc 20 points ago +21 / -1

This is Schrödinger's satire right now. Both satire and absolutely true at the same time.

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Forgototherpassword 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perhaps Russia will end up with the rest of Crimea now... Currently known as Ukraine. They could just drop the "a" at the end.

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rossiFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will call it "Thanks Joe Land"

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ModelMinority 12 points ago +12 / -0

If the FSB is listening, please include some poison in the cocaine you send Hunter.

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bubadmt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look at that tight brick just sitting there with it's keys crossed.. looking like she's 19 pounds.

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WeAreGonnaWin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just leave that radioactive stuff on the table, Hunter will sniff it voluntarily.

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DeezSaltyNutz 9 points ago +10 / -1

Both sides are going to say it was a success. Putin will even compliment Biden probably. Pro wrestling politics

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BarneyFranksNipples 9 points ago +9 / -0

Putin would refuse just to piss off and embarrass Biden.

Awfully funny that Russia more or less respected the office of presidency for four years, and now they’re back to openly laughing at us on the world stage again.

Putin’s a lot of things, but stupid isn’t one of them. He knows this current administration is a joke, and he can be as alpha as he wants. There’s nothing to lose.

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 6 points ago +6 / -0

The REAL people running America should be executed ASAP.

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Sparks1017 5 points ago +5 / -0

Been saying it since Obongo regime, we need round the clock public executions for 6 solid months

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Tagappliedfork 7 points ago +7 / -0

Could you imagine if Putin bribed Biden on camera, for fun?

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden would take it.

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rossiFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Taking bribes is just an automatic response from him.

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LindaSarsourCunt 6 points ago +6 / -0

So, what happens if this actually becomes true. Is Babylon Bee still considered satire or psychic? What even is satire anymore? So many questions

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IHeartMyDoggy 5 points ago +5 / -0

He also was commissioned to paint a portrait of Putin and was paid 1 billion dollars for it.

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Saltyminer11 3 points ago +3 / -0

10 percent for big guy

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RedPillMAGALegend 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where’s Hunter

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projectako 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fixed last sentence:

Hunter Biden was asked for comment, but he had already begun celebrating ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶w̶i̶n̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶. by smoking Sovietsky cheese.

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Groundpounder 2 points ago +2 / -0

The pipeline will be carrying crude Parmesan cheese from Italy to Russia

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Dizzyconservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was a success for Putin. You all know the G7 leaders are laughing their ass off at biden off camera and behind closed doors. Just the incoherent rambling about the Republican Party at a venue that isn’t even about domestic politics. I’m surprised he didn’t mumble something like l like eggs.

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ravioli_king 2 points ago +3 / -1

Wow actual satire that isn't 100% real?

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Tommyjet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Job has pipe and line in the title. In like Flynn.

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SweetTeaPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

10 percent for the Big Guy!!

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BidensPrisonWallet 1 point ago +1 / -0

A success as defined by this moron is that he didn't fill his depends while meeting with Putin. Waiting for Vlad's take on our potatoe.

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many foreign countries can one man work for? ?

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KYMAGApatriot1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope somebody took notes ‘cause Dementia Joe won’t even remember that he was in Russia.

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why does this have a shitpost tag?

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden is going to come out of that meeting with a "kick me" sign on his back...

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

Impeach!

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Gr4ck3L 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't think Putin would pay that dumb dick shit weasel one fucking red ruble.

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Indianapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

3 months from now we find out that this actually happened.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I was wondering why it's labeled as a shit post.

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hillaryforprison 0 points ago +1 / -1

Russian bride comes with it. No quid pro joe, though. If you even type that name FBI will come knoc... excuse me someone's at the door.

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Genericwhitemale 0 points ago +1 / -1

Tfw you posted this first but someone else's gets the sticky.

https://patriots.win/p/12j08Vz5yE/biden-announces-putin-meeting-wa/c/