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GP_TEK_2020 305 points ago +306 / -1

Accepted Pede.

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TrudopesEyebrow [S] 133 points ago +139 / -6

My bad I did a voice to text, didn’t notice before saving. Damn you Tim Apple

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KekistanPM 155 points ago +155 / -0

The mods stickied your post to shame your typo before the entire community.

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TrudopesEyebrow [S] 59 points ago +59 / -0

Lol.
RIP inbox, for it is getting flooded with a reminder of my failure: to GEOTUS and to this outstanding community.

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Chopblock 59 points ago +59 / -0

It’s ok, we except you

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CrankHandler1991 22 points ago +22 / -0

What an acceptional display of kindness, pede

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Chopblock 13 points ago +13 / -0

Accept it wasn’t kindness, it was ace Ptolemaic universal grammar with ex optional verbiage at its center, as kek wills.

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BasedTemplar 32 points ago +33 / -1

You shame your famry commit sepuku. /s

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HockeyMom4Trump 26 points ago +28 / -2

People are so ridiculous about grammar and punctuation sometimes!

I get it if it is a formal document, but this site is just for fun and we all know autocorrect can be our worst enema

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Hung_Chad 12 points ago +13 / -1

nah, there are enough people out there lowering standards everyday in society. Let's make an effort not to seem retarded.

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TrudopesEyebrow [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

😂🤣

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FuckingWiseCracker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol!!!

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wethepepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Grammar must be correct. No accpetions!

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Dallasguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Literate, intelligent people judge others by their ability to write, punctuate, spell, and proofread. Leftist twats jump on writing errors to distract from the point being made. Those are two excellent reasons to learn to write properly.

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worldofsmut 17 points ago +17 / -0

Shame. 🔔 Shame! 🔔 Shame. 🔔

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Whatyougotson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Booo that man! Booooooo!

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-f-b-i- 5 points ago +5 / -0

Princess bride reference?

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HocusLocus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congratulations, it's a beautiful typo.

Trump waited for an official invitation from a Governor. Stable Genius.

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CmonGubMintGibMe 14 points ago +14 / -0

I approve of grammar shaming

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Trump2024 14 points ago +14 / -0

I don't care how good her apple pie tastes, she buys store made pie crust. Damn straight I'm going to shame my grammar!

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magapotus 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣

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tiamat 27 points ago +29 / -2

Atleast the presidents is proof read :p

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winsome 23 points ago +23 / -0

president's

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Throwaway_Test 21 points ago +21 / -0

proofread

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SanePerson 20 points ago +21 / -1

At least

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol

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winsome 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol

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Nimblenavigator1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Proofed bread

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MICHIGANisRED 3 points ago +3 / -0

Coof spread

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alfredbester 9 points ago +9 / -0

lo'l

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winsome 7 points ago +7 / -0

side-o-beef

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F33linFr0ggy 0 points ago +1 / -1

President's

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justanotherSCpatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Missing an apostrophe there boss

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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Mooseface 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least. 2 words, not 1. Lol

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StableGeniusNJ 22 points ago +22 / -0

Now thanks to you CNN will use this as a source and claim dRuMpF said EXCEPTED.

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War_Hamster 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm just glad it was your typo and not Trump's.

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FollowTheVOTEmasks 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yup. But still rather embarrassing. Lot of grammatical errors around here need to get worked on.

I totally understand the voice to text issues. It happens to me and I hate it. I’ve stopped using it.

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

In one of my main group texts, one of our buddies always does it because he's got long commutes. We've shamed him into not doing it anymore.

"Nothing you have to say is so important to us that it can't wait until you get to the bar".

"You've got to get a new slur-to-text app".

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CrankHandler1991 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I made a slur-to-text app I'd name it SpicEnglich

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worldofsmut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lot of grammatical errors around here need to get worked on.

American education needs to be worked upon.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

The queer from Auburn strikes again!

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XIX-LXXX-IV 27 points ago +27 / -0

You can’t be stickied on patriots.win if you don’t misspell words.

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Throwaway_Test 11 points ago +11 / -0

Truer words.............

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Trump2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tru're

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BasedTemplar 8 points ago +9 / -1

wurds

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have never been misspelled?

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WarViper1337 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump taught us that misspelling words will spread your message even further.

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ChikfilaFan 8 points ago +9 / -1

I came here to say:

ACCEPTED.

Neat news too.

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DontArkancideMeBro 4 points ago +4 / -0

I clicked so freaking hard to come in here, but I see the problem has been sufficiently addressed. Now I can sleep tonight.

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +4 / -1

Maybe he's going everywhere except the border? Maybe he's actually going to Europe? Kek

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CensoredByMarxists 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you mean "Going everywhere accept the border?"

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RaberContour 2 points ago +2 / -0

He excepted it. He's a busy guy and probably had a lot of invitations and made an exception to see his wall

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AlohaSnackbar 84 points ago +85 / -1

Thank god it was just your "quote" with the horrible homonym error.

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TrudopesEyebrow [S] 32 points ago +32 / -0

I know, imagine the media melting down even harder

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Hung_Chad 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Trump Makes Illiterate Facebook Boomer Typo!" -CNN, probably

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TrudopesEyebrow [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

“Someone familiar with the matter confirms that after making the boomer typo, an embattled Trump, working from a chaotic Mar-a-Lago, was overheard by a senior anonymous source who told a brave third party whistleblower, that an angry Trump colluded to cover up the boomer typo. Other sources familiar with the matter say that senior intelligence officials are investigating links to the typo cover up with Russia” — CNN

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Xuvial 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what makes Trump such a genius. His intentional typos to troll the libtards never fails.

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NvJohansson 7 points ago +8 / -1

God

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Throwaway_Test 5 points ago +5 / -0

I salute you for not using the horrid term "homophone". That fake term is but a pretender to the throne!

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worldofsmut 7 points ago +7 / -0

No homophone.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cute :-)

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hansgruber7 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had a whole internal dialogue wondering if Trump deliberately misspelled it to get it more media attention before I finally realized Trump didn't get it wrong.

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Xuvial 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even if he had got it wrong, it would be intentional genius move to troll the libtards. Works every time.

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hansgruber7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup, and to make the media report it. That's what I was assuming.

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spelunking_librator 14 points ago +15 / -1

Trump: be president

also Trump: act like president

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realPhantomFuck 11 points ago +12 / -1

I have been saying this for months...

He needs to run around the country running a counter Administration

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who needs a POTATUS when you have a GEOTUS?

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maga_mama_757 36 points ago +36 / -0

I am so glad Trump did not write excepted. Also glad he is making the visit that the biden admin won't.

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Sea_Still 14 points ago +15 / -1

A typo in the title greatly improves you're chances of getting stickied

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War_Hamster 14 points ago +14 / -0

"you're"

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maga_mama_757 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha I will keep that in mind!

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BloodElfSupporter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow did t know that! Def gonna try next time ;)

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wethepepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plot twist OP used the typo to get us to notice his post, just like Trump

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Tommybrochill3 32 points ago +33 / -1

Trump visiting the border before the Biden Administration. Kek

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 21 points ago +21 / -0

I mean, he is POTUS.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

grave dereliction

crimes against our Nation

someone's about to get a chopper ride

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TrumpTrain425 26 points ago +26 / -0

"Excepted"

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TyrannyBuster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like to think of it as "expected." Sounds more like Trump.

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keepamericagreat102 20 points ago +20 / -0

A real president does real president things. Not a fucking puppet in the white house.

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TrumpPOGs 20 points ago +20 / -0

I EXCEPT VERY BIGLY

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1776-or-1984 13 points ago +13 / -0

I except your exception, we have the best exceptance speeches, dont we folks?

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is so painful to read.

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1776-or-1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the worst haha

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sully 19 points ago +19 / -0

Real Presidents visit our borders.

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WestCoastG 17 points ago +17 / -0

MAGA rally at the boarder, let's gooooooo!

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worldofsmut 6 points ago +7 / -1

boarder

[Eye twitches]

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MyDogsBFF 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh gawd, me too!

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WestCoastG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, I'll leave it

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

legal immigrant MAGA rally at the border

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Kramit 16 points ago +16 / -0

Where's Kamala?

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sucking Soros's cock, while the actual POTUS visits the border.

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FliesTheFlag 10 points ago +10 / -0

Border Czar Xir!, lmao she is worthlesss

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NC_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Traveling the racist Deep South promoting experimental gene therapy.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a gene injection for her, if she's open

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NC_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, she's open.

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Sigma 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not in Europe.

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +4 / -1

Heading to Poland to see their border.

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Siteless_Vagrant 13 points ago +13 / -0

Our President is still more presidential than any other installation like the past 40 years.

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TheTuckerDiaries 10 points ago +10 / -0

The real president

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Ben45 10 points ago +16 / -6

Fuck abbott

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War_Hamster 9 points ago +10 / -1

We got "Good Abbott" today.

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Ben45 4 points ago +9 / -5

good abbott doesn't exist, only pandering abbott and cuck abbott

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +9 / -2

That's not pandering. That's a very important shot across the bow which hopefully starts a national conversation about State Sovereignty.

I don't even care if he doesn't follow up. That statement has teeth.

This doesn't suck either: https://americasfreedomfighters.com/national-guard-deployed-this/?utm_source=AFF-Mailer-WU&utm_medium=email&utm_content=subscriber_id:32411615&utm_campaign=Dino%20AFF%203-7-21%20Num%204%20(Duplicate%20%233)

And I'm NOT a fan of Abbott the RINO, but sometimes even RINO's do the right thing.

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Spicy_maymay 1 point ago +2 / -1

Bullshit, it's pandering. It's literally a strongly worded letter that does nothing. Just more timely grandstanding.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

It can be both.

That statement he made today matters.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, do any of us actually believe he wrote that? He's got a based aide that talked him into that.

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UndercoverSpez 15 points ago +16 / -1

He's scared of Mathew McConaughey. He lived for years as a Republican who didn't piss off Dems too much. Now because of the lockdowns and how politicized Covid was he can't stay in that comfort zone.

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UndercoverSpez 7 points ago +8 / -1

And pushed an unconstitutional mask mandate, and locked down Texas, and still hasn't signed constitutional carry.

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maga_gal 8 points ago +8 / -0

He isn't perfect. But he's the best thing we have right now. Until we have a DeSantis, Abbott isn't going anywhere.

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peruvianhat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Election season. Will probably go back to being a cuck RINO if he wins. Hopefully not

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PeteScylla 8 points ago +8 / -0

Whaddya bet Kamala finds time to make it down there for a visit on or before June 27?

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

that leaves her 3 days to practice for all the MAGA 🍆

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CrossTheRubiconTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll probablly make up another holiday like "Juneteenth" to claim trump is a racist for going on that day.

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undercoverincali 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminder that the state of TX invented Juneteenth

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FarmerWithAPitchfork 1 point ago +1 / -0

My thoughts exactly.

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Indianapede 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’d love it if he literally just started taking all meeting working deals with foreign businesses/governments with US one. Example; solution to microchip shortage.

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spelunking_librator 5 points ago +5 / -0

something something Logan's

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Indianapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Logan’s roadhouse?

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vongregormench 6 points ago +6 / -0

Official visit. Red states should just recognize him as the actual President and lets just see what Biden does about it.

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Xuvial 1 point ago +1 / -0

Red states should just recognize him as the actual President and lets just see what Biden does about it.

Biden wouldn't need to do anything, because it's not up to states to recognize their own president :(

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vongregormench 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would you quote almost my entire comment? It’s right there. It’s not 4chan. Also I don’t understand the point you’re making. Prior to the civil war a bunch of states decided Lincoln wasn’t the president of their states. My comment was implying that if their hand is forced they won’t act. Biden is not Lincoln.

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merkmerk73 6 points ago +6 / -0

THE RIGHTFUL POTUS VISITING MY STATE!!!

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Hallelujah_Jesus 4 points ago +4 / -0

YES!!!! Trump the President of Texas!!!

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20MagnusKonrad20 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is what I want to see. Him going around to the places that Biden's administration has failed due to bad policy and indifference. Great way to start energizing a 2024 campaign.

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Xuvial 1 point ago +1 / -0

energizing a 2024 campaign.

None of that energy will matter if dems rig it again, which they will.

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concealedaces 6 points ago +6 / -0

Our real President doesn't shy away from our real problems

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Thefirstgay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cracking up

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JackLemon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are Abbott's poll numbers down? He needs Trump more than Trump needs him.

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2Legit2Quit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Abbott is feeling the heat. He saw how close it was for Cruz, but Cruz didn't campaign - at all - the same way Beto did.

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Murphl 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice! Texas knows who The REAL President is and they are actively soliciting his advice and support (as it should be!). The Federal government is only as strong as the individual states allow.

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maga_gal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shut the front door. 😂 still leading the country.

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MAGAbeast2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

This corrupt occupation of the White House must be removed before the next presidential election.

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TurboFrogz 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is actually fucking badass. Basically Abotts way of saying ‘okay Biden won’t do anything, so I’ll just bring in the last president to actually fucking fix something’.This is a big disrespect towards Biden and I love it

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RealTXPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

This Is The Fuckin Way

We Texan Pedes welcome Our President with a firm handshake and a bear hug. We love the guy! Cept for those empty souls in CAustin as we call it now since too many faggots from CA moved in.

When GEOTUS is back in office this time 2 years from now... he will unfuck the border bigly

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F33linFr0ggy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Impromptu rally time?

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Hillary_is_Satan 4 points ago +4 / -0

ITT: Let's all shit on OP for a typo lmao poor guy

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Kalamander85 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good to see our President investigating the border crisis.

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Victoryisours 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love you President Trump especially when you piss off deep state.

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IvIA6A 3 points ago +3 / -0

The president is doing what Biden and Camela won't do.

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1776-or-1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

*Accepted

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RedPillMAGALegend 3 points ago +3 / -0

BIGLY!!!!!

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DeezSaltyNutz 3 points ago +8 / -5

Why the fuck would he wanna go to that shithole? Enjoy your time in FL.

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Urusovite 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bring more attention to it because many still live in denial about what is happening down here. Thought it was pretty fucking obvious.

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Xal1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Accepted. Close but no proofreading cigar lul

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thisisatestof2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have to wonder if this will make Harris want to actually show up at the border, or will she still pretend nothing is going wrong?

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C00gsHouse281 3 points ago +3 / -0

<Media credentialing will be provided at a later date.

Deport all of the Democrat Party/leftist operatives cosplaying as journalists south of the Rio Grande.

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Ch138 3 points ago +3 / -0

My president

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Annpi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, TRUMP is doing more about the border than the dips in the WH...

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Changed777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now kamala's gonna run to the border probably tomorrow

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Kaisgrammy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Accepted.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Trump had excepted, I would be very disappointed!

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SteveBannonsNckbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had a fucking hart attack when I red the headline the first time. Thought Trump made that spelling error!

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peterthegreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Relax and the enjoy the covfefe, pede.🐸

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AguyWithAfamily 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was hard not to even read that in Trumps voice.

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GengarTheGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would trump say where and when he wi be? 🤔🤔

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warlord1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice.

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Deplora 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think he should have given this much lead time from the announcement to the visit. He needs to make sure he gets there before Kamala.

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IamDEMONetIZED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe you'll me Kamala there.

BAHAHAHAHAH