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AlphaCentauri 160 points ago +160 / -0

One crosses ones legs like a lady.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 102 points ago +102 / -0

To be fair, the whole admin is confused when it comes to their own genders.

A man sitting with his legs open like that (man spreading) has been proven to portray high testosterone and dominance

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AlphaCentauri 47 points ago +47 / -0

Yeah, 3 alpha's and a guy who only won by cheating.

Man spreading - a point well made, but also a warning, that we shouldn't let marxist BS phrases become part of our vocab. I've done it myself too! Something to be mindful of..

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Buck_Fiden 25 points ago +25 / -0

Are you "whitesplaining" to us?

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AlphaCentauri 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol ! Dont go there fren, you will start saying that in normal conversation. Take it from me, I AM white.

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SquiggyMcPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah we should co-opt their language and make fun of it.

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AlphaCentauri 3 points ago +3 / -0

What we should actually do, is co-opt their language - and redefine it. That way it unpicks all of the meticulous theoretical bullshit they need to support their ridiculous words.

SJW "i'M pANsExuAl" You "Stop Deadnaming!!!" SJW 🤯

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

he actually lost even cheating, they just installed him on the chair.

the elections were only a "requirement" to fulfill as is done in third world countries.

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AlphaCentauri 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here is an indicator of how far the globalists have got - Police all over this woman within minutes for having a Trump Won flag - in Switzerland ffs! https://banned.video/watch?id=60c935b687ca400b994ff762

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notCIA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Also proves that balls stick to the thighs, which is why Big Mike spreads em like a fuckin bird and lil Barack crosses them like a good girl.

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Staatssicherheit 42 points ago +43 / -1

Joe identifies as a 6 year old girl who looks 19.

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AlphaCentauri 27 points ago +27 / -0

He also identifies as 'president', which is also just in his head.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Took me a minute. Good one!

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Maga2020Maga2020 24 points ago +24 / -0

I don't know a single dude that ever sat like that in a chair.

WTF is wrong with that pos

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Alias117 15 points ago +15 / -0

Barry did and Truedo what ever that guy in Canada is called.

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SteveRogers42 18 points ago +18 / -0

Justine Castro.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Justine Fidel Castro Jr.

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cleancutcutlet 9 points ago +9 / -0

"True d'eau" on paper, but Castreau in fact.

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CrankHandler1991 6 points ago +6 / -0

Castreau, derived from the Roman Castrati

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marvinthehaggler 5 points ago +5 / -0

Turdeau.

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KarenKarenKaren 4 points ago +4 / -0

I only know one dude who crosses his legs like that and he is a pro golf caddy 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Saltyminer11 10 points ago +10 / -0

And pees sitting down. Embarassing

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AlphaCentauri 26 points ago +26 / -0

I'm more concerned about the shitting standing up to be honest.

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Saltyminer11 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hahahahahaha!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Alias117 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well so far only Fartacus and Shadler did that from what i understand at least on live TV.

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Brainz 5 points ago +5 / -0

3 Dicks and a Puss

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 82 points ago +83 / -1

Putin be like “do i REALLY have to be here?” His aid lookin like “is this some kind of sick joke?”

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Norwegianskier 53 points ago +53 / -0

Thats Lavrov, he is the legendary foreign minister of russia since like 2000 or something.

He is a beast.

What a fucking joke.

Biden vs Putin, Blinken vs Lavrov.

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OconusLurex 17 points ago +18 / -1

Blinken vs Lavrov is a brutal match. I almost feel sorry for the useless fucktard. Almost.

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Norwegianskier 5 points ago +5 / -0

I dont know if I should be happy top level diplomacy is done in secret to avoid the embarrasment or be disappointed to not see them humiliated.

I have no trust in the Biden administration. This is another disaster in the making.

Everything they touch turns into dogshit

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember when Hillary gave him the “reset” button and asked if they got the Russian portion right and he just goes “no”? So funny.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 51 points ago +52 / -1

I just noticed, Biden’s aid has no suit etiquette… you’re supposed to UNBUTTON before you sit… jeeez

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NC_patriot 30 points ago +30 / -0

Well, in all fairness, he was probably too stressed about Joe fucking this up to remember to unbutton his jacket.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Kek!

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N900mixalot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Joe had already undermined him on the pipeline.

Apparently Joe overrode Blinken, who recommended no to lifting the pipeline sanctions.

This is going to get interesting becsuse I bet Blinken is probably a little bitter on that so he could throw Biden under the bus very easily.

Interesting test, wouldn't you say? Pompeo was with Trump and understood the need for a unified voice. Blinken, not so much with Joe speaking off the cuff and speaking incoherently, and I guarantee Putin doesn't want to hear from Blinken on squat. He'll want to hear from Biden only.

I remember when a president decided to override agency staff on decisions and got impeached for it because the staff blew the whistle. Course, that won't happen now because there aren't any mean tweets.

🍿anyone?

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KarenKarenKaren 3 points ago +3 / -0

:::🍿 🐸 ::: pepeShookLosingPopcornMeme

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NC_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was not aware that Joe overrode Blinken on the pipeline. Thank you for that information. One would think that Potatus and his SOS would want to be unified on something like that.

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N900mixalot 2 points ago +2 / -0

The State Department, in a position backed by Secretary of State Antony Blinken, his deputy Wendy Sherman and Undersecretary of State Victoria Nuland, recommended a raft of U.S. sanctions intended to block the pipeline, without waivers for the company or chief executive, said officials familiar with the decision.

WaPo. I don't want to post a link to them but here's the archive http://archive.today/lsrRL

Remember Vivky Nuland? Yeah, that chick.

However, it looks like the NSC backed Biden, not Blinken and Nuland.

Biden, backed by top aides on the National Security Council, disagreed, arguing that the move would inflame relations with Germany, a key ally that views attempts to block the pipeline as a violation of its sovereignty. With the pipeline over 90 percent complete, White House officials viewed the project as a fait accompli that was not worth jeopardizing the U.S.-Germany relationship over.

Want some?

🍿🍿🍿

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NC_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Going to buy some now!

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TopperBlack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that Costa?

That hack 'journalist' who just tried to do gotcha on Trump/Press Sec??

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TightyWhitey 29 points ago +29 / -0

Why are the two chairs on the end so tiny? Do they belong to the Carters?

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Optics. The heads of state get the big chairs. 'Assistants' get the kids table

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Badradness 27 points ago +27 / -0

The Russians, looking around: “we’re supposed to take these clowns seriously?”

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TightyWhitey 22 points ago +22 / -0

Skinny, crossed legs....vulnerable.

Mansplaining, relaxed legs....confident.

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Dereliction 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mansplaining, relaxed legs, casually holding his cock....confident.

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one_cool 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know you meant manspreading.

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PepePinochet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chad

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RPD2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go on then I'll bite. Skinny legs on men beat tree trunks on women any day.

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TightyWhitey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both suck. And your point is...?

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RPD2 2 points ago +2 / -0

95%+ of people in the US are overweight - that's a far bigger issue. Skinny legs and arms are fine as long as you're based. 👍

I actually prefer Western white facial features, but East Asians are in better shape I think.

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Brokenarrow 19 points ago +19 / -0

Go Putin! Step on that potato's head!

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 11 points ago +11 / -0

Mashed potatoes.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hashtag Dad Joke 😂😂

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sir_rockness 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ya know, I've never crossed my legs like that in my life.

It hurts my balls.

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p8riot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait.. how do you know it hurts your balls if you've never crossed your legs like that?

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sir_rockness 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well actually xir I was sitting on my couch with my legs crossed properly (ankle just behind my knee), it was a hot day and I was trying to enjoy a nice bourbon and a cigar but my gloriously endowed girlfriend came in "wanting some attention", grabbed my leg and it pulled me into that position.

So you see it was against my will that I learned that my testes were not built for sitting like a fag.

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KarenKarenKaren 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just making the attempt puts the squeeze on them

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slaphappy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

OOW MY BALLS !!!

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UnusefulIdiot1848 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brawndo: it’s got what plants crave!

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slaphappy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idiocracy II : the return of Pedo Joe

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Drinkup4 14 points ago +14 / -0

You can definitely tell the girl in the room.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can also tell that Levine taught Biden well 😂😂

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jda70 13 points ago +14 / -1

He's trying to hold it.

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Ophelia 12 points ago +12 / -0

Imagine if those books on the shelf spelled out BIG LIE.

I already see the E 😂

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think you mean BIGLY? With the IE being a Y? As in Trump Won BIGLY??

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Ophelia 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Big Lie. Election fraud. Biden did not win.

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CrusadingPowerUser 10 points ago +10 / -0

what a cuck

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Putin needs to help us out here. We have every commie country in existence working to destroy us, and when they do, they WILL come for Russia.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 6 points ago +6 / -0

Again.

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spinometer 8 points ago +8 / -0

lavrov is huge man

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Pepesforfreedom 8 points ago +8 / -0

He looks like grandpa at the end of a kids birthday party. He’s ready to go home.

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goodrepublican 7 points ago +7 / -0

Putin be like, WTF am I meeting with this idiot for?

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PonySoldier66 6 points ago +6 / -0

fuckin' retard shoulda gotten bitch-slapped.

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geekesmind 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even, Putin knows this fucking clown is not the real president.

Biden give it up you are not fooling anybody but the dumbasses with an IQ lower than Forrest Gump.

Hell, Forrest Gump is smart enough to know Biden is not the real president and cheated his way to the white house.

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ELDeplorable-O 6 points ago +6 / -0

Putin needs to park those massive balls somewhere 🤣

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Judgejude 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden looks like a useless coward. But thats because he is a useless coward. Oh and did I mention Trump WON BY A LOT. even Russia knows.

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Bedminster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Putin is like "why the fuck am I even talking to this retard?"

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bdailey1965USA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Humiliating absolutely humiliating.....the people who did this to us must pay a terrible price so it won't happen again.....I am ready

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Eh_tu_Brute 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Man spreading" is such a stupid fucking term. Yeah, guys don't like squeezing their nuts like there lemons.

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Commiethrasher 5 points ago +5 / -0

Putin is no dummy, he is simultaneously displaying total disregard and dominace over a lesser man with that posture. This is 100% purposeful and likely practiced.

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p8riot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Putin always sits that way https://ytprivate.com/watch?v=5P1q3IDjBaI

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blueeyephoto 4 points ago +4 / -0

i can't imagine a man being able to sit with his legs crossed like that.

If you need to know what it's like, try peeling a tangerine, sticking it in your underwear right in front, then crossing your legs like that. try it without squeezing out any juice. Clearly, if you can sit like that, you have no balls to crush.

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Sheeplearentpeople78 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden’s trying not to fall off his chair and Putin looks bored AF

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Comanche_Moon 4 points ago +4 / -0

They all look so uncomfortable and unhappy to be there.

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Multiple_Muppets 4 points ago +4 / -0

Putin should absolutely humiliate him in russian so the translator looks super awkward and when the translation comes out we see what putin really said, so president biden, you rigged the election and stole it from trump who obviously is far more popular than you, you have a history of lying about pretty much every aspect of your life, you seem to get aroused by children, and your son id a degenrste crackhead pedo as well, other than that hows it going?

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

The interpreter must be thinking: what trouble did I get into when I agreed to be this potato's translator?

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ScullyMully 4 points ago +4 / -0

Christ, Lavrov, next to Putin, has been there since the Gulf War, 30 years ago.

Meanwhile, Potato Joe and his flashcards is ready to Call A Lid.

How empires crumble

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DanIsSwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is it a rule that Democrat men sit like faggots?

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Annpi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Men don't cross their legs!

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Dragofireheart 4 points ago +4 / -0

Men with balls that do leg day can't cross their legs like a chick.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

TOP KEK!!! 😭😭😭

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I CANNOT WAIT to see the after hours pics of how things go down… “off camera” ya know… every other pic of Putin and Biden will be Putin looking away rolling his eyes with Biden begging to be accepted

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N900mixalot 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are gonna need a stickied watch party.

Guarantee there is NO Biden press conference and Putin comes out in front of every single camera that will give him face time.

That's the first rule of these things, soon as it's over you have to get in front of the camera immediately to control the narrative.

How will the press play this?

🍿

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8thGenPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Okay, can I get a show of hands on this?

How many dudes here physically cannot sit like that without crunching their nuts?

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Barthaneous 4 points ago +4 / -0

Putin should have asked " so did you steal the election?". Waited and then if they got no answer look into the cameras and say " there it is America , you're welcome". And walk out.

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

Putin looks like he just wants this to be over with.

Joe looks like he's struggling to remember where he is.

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antho_2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Russians look like that don’t want to be there at all.

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Omniwulf 3 points ago +3 / -0

yea Biden wants to curl up into a ball and hide

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Buck_Fiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dr. Rachel Levine can give him some pointers on how to sit like a man.

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Preludachris 3 points ago +3 / -0

Virgin VS Chad

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Efrum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden hides his peepee, Putin lettin it hang. Your right, it says it all.

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7.62swinebuster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Putin should have brought in a bunch of kids to this meeting.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Potato Joe wouldn’t be able to hold it together and Putin be laughing on the inside!! TOP KEK!!!

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like Jim Acosta on the left

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Jcl666 3 points ago +3 / -0

Putin is like : i dont give a fuck about that clown. Bring back orange man with hot wife.

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KekfromKekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

'I tell you what, look at her, she looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a little lady with her legs crossed"

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

And it says "Why are we here with this imbecile?"

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yeldarb1983 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look up fig-leafing, Putin's just more self-disciplined than the rest.

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chase_now 2 points ago +2 / -0

I get the vibe that there were stupid threats towards Putin/Russia if he didn't play along and Putin not being dumb allowed the charade but is internally pissed placating the senile Biden for a photo opp.