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seventh_sun 58 points ago +58 / -0

the reeeee bar is good

basedvirginian 36 points ago +36 / -0

Only addition I’d make is have the shift key be “Gender Identity Shift”

MICHIGANisRED 14 points ago +14 / -0

Or "shift the subject"

Useful when confronted with facts.

Just_An_Idahoan 5 points ago +5 / -0


PKShadilay 10 points ago +10 / -0

I believe that's currently assigned to the ALT GR (Alternative Gender) key.

Also the CTR key should be changed to CRT.

entwickelnden 3 points ago +3 / -0

which just puts a symbol for infinite and clown emoji

logan34 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's MADDENING to me that the left spent an ENTIRE summer doing nothing but burning, looting, rioting and attacking Federal buildings. The Right pressured Trump to call out the Insurrection Act to reign in the terror and now somehow WE are the ones who are the Insurrectionists. Incredible how the Communist Left and Propaganda media quickly anticipates and manipulates language to control the narrative in their favor. This is why we're losing.

Chopblock 11 points ago +11 / -0

There are things about the sixth that are absolutely clear:

It was a demonstration, NOT an “insurrection” or even an “attack”.

The protesters were unarmed, had no plans of attack, and were not arranged in a combat formation.

The protesters never attempted to seriously harm or detain the people in the building or outside it, and what violence occurred was virtually all scuffling at barriers and thoughtlessly throwing small found objects, activities that are normal occurrences at any large crowd protest. No deaths or serious injury resulted from this behavior, and it was not widespread or pervasive.

Even the property damage was limited to that associated with any large uncontrolled crowd. Some broken windows, some petty theft, and some vandalism — and much of that was at the hands of infiltrating agitators whom members of the crowd identified to police and in some cases even intervened to stop.

Threats and rhetoric were of a taunting and brash, rebellious, and disrespectful nature, not calculated messages of incitement, calls to commit immediate bodily harm, or intimidation beyond the type common to any protest.

Protesters had good reason to believe that they were granted access to the building and grounds, both by precedent of previous ‘occupying’ protests, and by observing the actions and words of Capitol Police ‘waving them in’. Instances where trespassing might be more obvious consisted of staged symbolic acts, petty souvenir-taking, and in a few instances, seemingly genuine if misguided attempts to locate evidence of a national security crime to deliver to authorities.

These facts are known and provable with video footage. Less established are the connections, motivations and coordination behind suspicious actions by authorities and infiltrating agitators:

The certification itself is likely to soon be proved based upon fraud and criminal activity. Certainly the protesters had good reason to believe the very security of the country was at stake, which mitigates any judgement of the appropriateness of their actions.

Congressional leadership purposefully under-resourced and under-utilized available crowd control assets. They have already cited optics as a reason for doing so, but the way they were seemingly pre-staged and prepared with a narrative message is suspicious, especially since the actions they justified using their messaging narrative is disconnected from common sense and flies in the face of both their own precedent behavior, expressed rhetoric, and common congressional representative responses to protests.

Capital police waved people into the building, gave instructions on allowed behavior, but at the same time also engaged in needless provocation by discharged tear gas into a non-violent crowd and other actions, while also suspiciously acting with indifference to the most obvious instigators.

The unnecessary shooting of Ashli Babbitt occurred in highly suspicious circumstances, involved persons with dubious motives, and brought an uncharacteristicly unprecedented press and leadership P.R. response seemingly based on political narrative considerations.

We are finding out that instigators and planners of the most aggressive and provocative actions were government agents, federal collaborators, and known leftists often connected to BLM and/or Antifa. Yet of all those arrested, these have gone uncharged, quickly released on bail (in one case despite already being charged in another case where a protest led to a roadside shooting), or allowed to plea down their case.

The other prisoners seem to be political prisoners held for narrative and intimidation purposes more than actual threat they represent (a tactic allowed to occur before by some of the same judges and other actors). Their treatment is inhumane, capricious, and excessive, and does not conform with equal protection under the law.

Finally a word on the Congressmen, Senators, and Coward Pence:

One thing that was real was the fear and panic of an entire branch of government when they were presented with even a small chance of facing a public who might hold them accountable for their actions.

Their cowering on the floor, covering their heads in plastic bags, and self-published photos displaying weakness as virtue, their inability to speak against the accusations or evidence, and their dodgy and treasonous dereliction of duty to hurriedly install one of their own over the rightful winner of a landslide victory will be a lasting tribute to their personal shame, a historical marker of the worst congress to ever inhabit that institution, and a story-lesson about abject failure taught to children of future generations.

Those that stood up to demand honest elections are heroes, and they have reaped the rewards that all true heroes get for their service: injustice, lies, and suffering. Nevertheless it is thanks to their sacrifice that the whole world knows we are still in this fight — that America has not rolled over, no matter how corrupt and feckless our installed office-holders weakly attempt to hold their grasp on power by abuse and fraud.



ancroidubh 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's the leftist agenda; accuse the opposition of what they are doing.

Grunt422 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's called the Pee Wee Herman defense in the liberal play book for useful idiots. Anytime they are called out they just automatically reply, "I know you are, but what am I" ?

DJT_JR6544 5 points ago +7 / -2

We are winning. The demonic forces against us are reeling. They have a thin facade protecting their power. Our power is real and tangible. We have people behind a movement. They have digital code changing votes. They are however willing to use violence against us more readily.

War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Once again proving the randomness of stickies.

Whoopies_tds 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very concrete statement right there 👆

zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

$1 soy based long-necks Wednesday nights.

pushbackv2 28 points ago +28 / -0

The QUEERTY setup

Peart44 4 points ago +4 / -0

Underrated comment! LOL!

Flipakademsarepedos 20 points ago +20 / -0

All leftists do is insult bc they hate themselves

ObviatingTyranny 14 points ago +14 / -0

They lost the logical arguments for their positions decades ago and are in the throes of backlash against us for the loss.

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

I got to witness this in real time yesterday.

KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

Some time ago I came across a "Logical Fallacies" chart. After reading through it, I realized two things:

First, this would have been invaluable during my high school debate project to nail the other team with and solidify my own arguments with.

Second, it's not hard to find fallacies in most any news report and op-ed; even from sources that are reasonably trustworthy or local.

ObviatingTyranny 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh man, I took logic, rhetoric, and debate in college as electives. The downside is once you know, you cannot un-know and you can never really help everyone see the lies they are led with.

I haven't taken the media seriously for over two decades. Well, I take the threat they pose to our society seriously, but I don't believe and haven't believed a thing they say for a very, very long time.

KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

If I were a debate teacher I would try organizing debates like a trial where a student could interrupt the other team's speaker with "Objection! Strawman." and after giving the speaker a chance to defend their comment, the teacher would rule sustained or overruled.

War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

And now you have me thinking about the "performance art" that college debate has become.

I'm not going to put myself through the painful task of watching those videos again, but it's about the worst thing I've ever seen.

hauser100 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know which chart you are referring to. If you or anyone else can find it, I'd be obliged. That is a truly useful tool.

War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would love to see that chart if you can reproduce it.

Desktop reference.

War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's one that is being overused on this site lately regarding election fraud:

Argument from Inertia (also “Stay the Course”). The fallacy that it is necessary to continue on a mistaken course of action even after discovering it is mistaken, because changing course would mean admitting one's decision (or one's leader, or one's faith) was wrong, and all one's effort, expense and sacrifice was for nothing, and that is unthinkable. A variety of the Argument from Consequences or the Appeal to Tradition.

War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is good. Bookmarked.

Peart44 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks Pede!

Slugbert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indeed. Once I became familiar with just a handful of LF's, I saw it everywhere:

Ones I encounter the most and are easy to counter:

  1. Apex Fallacy
  2. Strawman Fallacy
  3. Ad Hominem Fallacy
Purple_Drank 12 points ago +12 / -0

these words used to have strong meanings... Then the leftists started using them in every sentence. Now they are just punchlines....

sustainable_saltmine 9 points ago +9 / -0

needs an "anti-science" and "anti-vaxxer" button too

South_Florida_Guy 9 points ago +9 / -0


motoford 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep I thought it was going to be a keyboard with nothing but control keys

Peart44 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL! Good point!

jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Control Alt-Right Delete

nukiebear 2 points ago +2 / -0


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TrudopesEyebrow [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

After the DOJ’s official statement against Trump supporters yesterday,
all government keyboards have now been upgraded so that any time someone uses the Amercian flag emoji, it is automatically replaced with the words: “white_domestic_terrorist” and an instant warrant for a FISA surveillance is issued to the online user who types. the word “patriot”

KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

No need for a shift key; everything is going to be in all caps anyway. Not sure they need a backspace key either since they think they never need correcting.

badgerdontgiveafuck 6 points ago +7 / -1

Where's the caps lockdown key (or keys)?

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sustainable_saltmine 5 points ago +5 / -0

where's the "unpack" button? or do you need an alt-sequence for that?

basedtexapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's right next to the "circle back" button.

entwickelnden 5 points ago +5 / -0

delete / backspace should be "cancel"

SlumberBalu 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ohhhh, That’s why lefties are so mentally retarded, they are on Twitter all day long slamming their face into the keyboard.

Buck_Fiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope I'm getting one for Non-Birthing Patriarchal Oppressor's day this Sunday.

TraumaHotel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bigot and Racist buttons should be worn out

RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

the keyboard is also WAY too clean.

And there should be bits of kleenex and something pink/rainbow

u/MonkPepe 2 point 9 minutes ago +2 / -0

"Just needs key lighting in the form of their flag and it'll be all set."

knnbccb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not actual keyboard keys, just those square icons with colorful pictures on them. Refer to the Idiocracy movie.

Long_time_lurker 4 points ago +4 / -0

And here I thought it would be full of "Control" keys...

Zadok 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have wondered how a leftie could spell all these big words. Now I know.

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censored4wrongthink 4 points ago +4 / -0

this is missing problematic

can prob replace with backspace since leftists never walk anything back

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also missing "decent human being" which they love to call themselves.

IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0



Hangemh1gh 3 points ago +3 / -0


Eggnogfox 3 points ago +3 / -0

“let me be clear” and “that is not ok” buttons missing

TwelveMoreYears 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Racist" would be the ENTER key.

krog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, it's nice that they've updated it since January!!

Thetigerpoppy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta add climate change

CensoredCitizen 3 points ago +3 / -0


EggPlanter 2 points ago +2 / -0


Louis_131 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is highly inaccurate and ridiculous. A Leftist keyboard has no 'backspace' button

TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can connect it so you have two keyboards and your buzzwords are ready whenever you need it at the click of a button.

LarryBugman 2 points ago +2 / -0

We’ve got some three-fingered leftists here by the looks of things.

SavingPrivateGrace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs a Shift "Cheat" key

RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0


A1waysLurk1ing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Designed for inbred retards with 10 thumbs?

DJTLandSlide2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stolen - for my dating profile. LOL!

linereddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Out of frame are the four "left-cursor" keys

Peart44 2 points ago +2 / -0

Missing: anti-science, and wrong-side-of-history

KAG2020WIN 2 points ago +2 / -0

"ctrl" should be every other key...

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NeverBeFat 2 points ago +2 / -0

SIXHIRB! Anything a conservative says is automatically Sexist, Intolerant, Xenophobic, Homophobic, Islamophobic, Racist, AND Bigoted!

coffee_grdr 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is fake! no way a leftist calls anyone "anti-semite", they are the anti-semites!

DEPORT_DOOMERS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m a lot these

MonkPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just needs key lighting in the form of their flag and it'll be all set.

based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

needs a "as a fellow white" button...

dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

That Pig kid needs to make these

Sheeplearentpeople78 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can’t forget they need all of the lgbtqrafhfnfjcifiendn letters for their identities.

lenchodahated 2 points ago +2 / -0

top tier fucking meme 😂😂 don’t see a lot like this

conservativefrank 2 points ago +2 / -0

You homophocist.

projectako 2 points ago +2 / -0

̶B̶A̶C̶K̶S̶P̶A̶C̶E̶   ANAL

FredRedd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dammit, they forgot to include “cyber-terrorosts”!

RedPillMAGALegend 1 point ago +1 / -0