They Really Do Live in an Alternate Reality from us (media.patriots.win) 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
posted ago by neosin ago by neosin +1207 / -1
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Kekman85 105 points ago +105 / -0

I blame CERN. They had an accident and have shifted us into an alternate universe right next to hell.

ShyRipley 37 points ago +38 / -1

Best theory I've heard so far...

ClownWorldIsHere 27 points ago +27 / -0

I know we are all half kidding.... But I kinda am thinking this did actually happen.

lawlady1776 21 points ago +21 / -0

Wow I say that all the time. Fucking CERN threw us into an altreality

FaustyArchaeus 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is what I say to people. Once they turned that fucker on we are in clown world dimension

For_All_Mankind 15 points ago +15 / -0

It went from 0-🤡 real fuckin quick

Bernieisacuck 5 points ago +5 / -0


Semmelweis 14 points ago +15 / -1

Where we're going we don't need eyes to see!

Kekman85 13 points ago +13 / -0

Event Horizon right?

bubadmt 9 points ago +9 / -0

AKA Kamala's pussy.

Semmelweis 4 points ago +4 / -0


VilanceD 65 points ago +65 / -0

Sad, I have never seen any MAGA folks say anything remotely like this.

BrakeRemovalMechanic 81 points ago +81 / -0

All lives matter.

Never apologize if you aren't wrong or for the benefit of others.

Diversity is dangerous.

Your enemy can use compassion against you, so always be prepared to use overwhelming strength in response.

America is the last bastion of freedom in the world.

Justice is dead.

Women are different than men.

White people built western civilization.

Religion is the foundation of society. (one could say it props it up)

Don't talk to law enforcement.

Chopblock 18 points ago +18 / -0

Nice list

Muzzah 10 points ago +10 / -0


memechallenger33 8 points ago +10 / -2

Diversity is not dangerous. It might be good or bad. It depends on what sort of diversity you are talking about.

Justice is not dead. It's just losing right now, but we are still in the 3rd inning, so I'm betting on Justice.

I like the rest of your list. MAGA!

BrakeRemovalMechanic 19 points ago +19 / -0

The way liberals define diversity is dangerous. Flooding countries with people who have no allegiance, destroying your own culture to cater to foreigners, and using skin color over qualifications.

In any practical sense, justice is dead. The Commies control the DOJ, FBI and the military from top to bottom. We aren't in the bottom of the third, we're in the bottom of the eighth and one step away from civil war.

Backslash2099 5 points ago +5 / -0

I usually say that diversity itself is not bad, but forcing diversity for the sake of diversity will destroy worlds.

IntrepidBurger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cultural diversity is dangerous. No society can indefinitely exist where there isn't unity. Eventually you run into ideological differences with no clear picture of who's ideas have primacy.

Cultures should be homogenous.

ShyRipley 12 points ago +12 / -0

Remember when Lassie would tilt her head and, if Timmy said something stupid, if Lassie had eyebrows she would raise them? That's how I read that list, with a lot of head tilting and eye popping eyebrow raising.

It hurts my soul that people like that are spreading such lies in order to win their game, and in the process are brainwashing people who would just be perfectly nice normal folks if they didn't have sh!t and lies pushed at them 24-7.

teen_burger_combo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey VilanceD, people don’t matter.

_Trunalimunumaprzure 1 point ago +1 / -0

I certainly never got the memo on this

swampfox2 40 points ago +40 / -0

"In psychology, projection refers to placing your own negative traits or unwanted emotions onto others, usually without reason."


Chopblock 21 points ago +21 / -0

The secret to understanding the Left

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Standingoak 1 point ago +1 / -0

The SUPREMACISTS are using the useful idiots of COMMUNISM to destroy all civilizations , except their own. They plan to rule the world with everyone else as slaves.

VesemirsPotions0317 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re just looking at the surface before even considering scratching it...but are onto something. Now start researching secret societies and see if you can discover what the free masons really are behind the veil of deception

Standingoak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mason , of course are tools of the Supremacists. Just as controlling Muslims as a tool . Master Magicians manipulating friends and enemies .
But yes there are many GANGS involved in this mess including the ones who escaped to Taiwan.

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Standingoak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not exactly Jews although some/many are. It is the psychopathic gang overlords many of whom follow the model that they are Gods "Chosen People" and are the rightful inheritors of the earth and ALL the people who are to be their slaves. They want to be like Pharaohs of Egypt. Emperors of Japan fit this model for example.

p1smo 25 points ago +25 / -0

Commies don't matter.

Never apologize to commies.

Forced diversity is dangerous.

Compassion for commies is a flaw.

America is the world.

Unconstitutional laws are irrelevant.

Commie women are less-than.

Whiteness is ok.

Religion is a foundation.

When in doubt, pray.


minotaurbeach 6 points ago +6 / -0

Forced diversity is always a trick. There are people that enjoy the food or products from other cultures, but you can't force people to be your customers.

This helped other systems grow, Microsoft, wanted to control the permissions of every where you could go on line, and force people to buy a new product every 2 years.

Muzzah 3 points ago +3 / -0


MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

America is the world.

As a Europede, I have absolutely no issue with this statement.

p1smo 2 points ago +2 / -0

No worries at all, because it isn't meant as a knock against other countries. I think America is the greatest country on Earth, not necessarily because of our demographics or geography, but because of what this country represents. Not the government or politicians of course, but the idea of true freedom and American greatness. I know those aren't much more than soundbytes these days, but it's still there somewhere, deep down. I just hope our country isn't destroyed before we're able to realize it again.

Puppy528 24 points ago +25 / -1

"Women are less than" MTG would like to speak to you.

BingusCombat 23 points ago +23 / -0

Weaponized compassion against solely your own race IS a flaw, you fuckin' culturally suicidal faggots. See how long til your pets turn on you as you embolden them against your children, you fucking untermensch mushbrain.

_Sully_ 21 points ago +21 / -0

What they call compassion isn’t compassion at all. Compassion isn’t letting drug addicts kill themselves. Merciful fair punishment is compassion. I just know that faggot would have no idea what I’m talking about.

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18-to-life 1 point ago +2 / -1

This guy is a Unitarian pastor.


We have the absolute weakest Jew haters

MeloniaisMelons 17 points ago +17 / -0

They don't believe it, they're brainwashing their followers.

Chopblock 10 points ago +10 / -0

None of their slogan “ideas” can even hold shape once you add data, and they bend to any form of resistance.

They also can’t be formed in clear language. They require the use of bromides, euphemisms, metaphors, or antithesis.

MeloniaisMelons 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are already falling apart, the lock down and stimies didn't even work out but libtards are acting like everything is working there.

I never took econ in college, math isn't my thing, but I think they are taught like MMT stuff. That's part of AOCs retardation.

I did take poli sci and sociology which were also retardation. It depends on the professor but any subject can be propagandized into commie bullshit. They become detached from reality in the schools and then they are so bad at everything that civilization falls apart.

teen_burger_combo 2 points ago +2 / -0

When in doubt, lie.

EllemenoP 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lessons Leftists teach other people's children:

People are icky, so kill them in utero, but protect the violent criminals and war mongers, because they help to kill more people.

Apologize for things you had no part in, in order to manipulate people - but do not apologize when you are wrong, just double down on your wrongness, then hide.

Diversity is meaningless, but pretend it means everything to trick people into thinking that you're not the racist nut job that you are.

Compassion is a tactic. Poverty and misfortune are props.

America is an atm machine and slave market.

Laws are a means of subjugation and money making, except when they hinder your plans, then they're an obstacle.

Women are men, and men are women. Children are test subjects and/or meat.

Whiteness is better, so we must treat everyone else as though they need our help.

Socialism and Eugenics are our religion, and make us better than everyone else.

Lie. Cheat. Steal. Kill. Burn. Control. Mock / Belittle. Spread Misery. (When in doubt, see rule #1)

Muzzah 4 points ago +4 / -0


Trumpy_Bear 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scary accurate

bubadmt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Whack jobs..

honkpillfarmer 9 points ago +9 / -0


DoesFreeSpeechExist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Another kid-fucker who's opinion doesn't matter.

lawlady1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

This guy needs to get out of his own environment and meet real genuine people.

rebelde_sin_causa 12 points ago +12 / -0

If you live in some coastal bubble where everything you know about MAGA comes from MSNBC, and on top of that you are stupid, I could see how you'd end up thinking what he says is true. But I don't think he has that excuse. I think he lies deliberately.

DaPurrs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh look a blue Democrat check mark

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sordid_sloth 6 points ago +6 / -0

The 2nd one is correct. Never apologize to these people. You cant placate them. If they wont an apology tell them to go fuck themselves. The public facing people who have done this seem less likely to be cancelable. Most recently Kid Rock.

Japan4Salt 5 points ago +5 / -0


This guy is basically THE pre eminent progressive "christian" pastor.

The link is his blog full of heresy.

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Japan4Salt 2 points ago +3 / -1

I tried to find out if he was Jewish, I immediately suspected, but couldn't find evidence.

Free_Saint_Kyle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bio says he grew up catholic and has a faggot brother

thelastlast 4 points ago +5 / -1

appropriate name

wakingmajority 4 points ago +4 / -0

this FAGGOT blocked me. Then Twitter banned me. 10/10

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Free_Saint_Kyle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Close. His brother is one according to his bio

acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s literally what they’re doing to their own kids. Shameful.

Dutch_Christian 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is not what socialists SAY in public, but it is certainly how they act. Each and every point on this list!

remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone matters

Apologize when appropriate

Conserving what is good matters

Compassion must not be substituted for self-sustenance

America is exceptional compared to other nations

Laws must be just, laws must be applied equally

Women have an important role that is complementary to men. One cannot exist without the other

Character matters, not skin tone

Religion is a time-tested set of guidelines for living justly

Expose habitual liars.

UrTVisLying2U 3 points ago +3 / -0

That sounds a bit like stereotyping to me. Is that what they teach on the left?

NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Laws are irrelevant? Hahaha, we teach that? What a retard

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only one I agree with is line 2.

Apologizing to the left is counter productive.

AbsoluteAnise 2 points ago +2 / -0

Confession through projection.

OldGloryUnfurled 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is called 'Projection'

Hotswaps 2 points ago +2 / -0

2, 3, 4, 5, 8

Trump4allz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree with everything except the last one

Thoborius 2 points ago +2 / -0

This man is clearly thinking of Muslims.

Ladyped1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where do they come up with this shit. "People don't matter" 😑

jdog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somebody read Machiavelli.

TheInteriorDesigner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmm, I don't teach my kids any of this.

Projection always.

AkaCoco 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not heard a single one of those lies from a MAGA supporter.

Wintergreen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet he felt so good about himself after writing that. An emotional screed, like a woman.

OrangeMenace2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stopped reading after (((Pavlovitz)))

rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s quite a confession he’s got there.

If he were sorry about being that way, he’d feel whole lot better.

Pats5x 2 points ago +3 / -1


bobobob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do they really need to boil everything down to stupid 'X is Y' affirmation statements?

Jaunty_Haul 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's training his dogovitzes.

CoyoteTan 2 points ago +2 / -0

They spread these absurdities to rationalize their atrocities

ArizonaDesertRat2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

A skunk smells its own hole 🦨

Homemade-Soap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where are these MAGAs saying this? Can I go there?

Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m teaching that commies aren’t people but you have to pretend they are and bide your time.

Too harsh maybe?

brotatofarmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds right. That's what me, a half tejano-german man teaches my half-chinese/half-whatever i am daughter.

White folks is right folks.

SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whiteness is better and diversity is a weakness. There I said it. The entire modern world is due to white men. You my dear communist, are a parasite on what white men built. I have compassion for my family and my fellow countrymen. I don't give a shit about people here for gibs.

_Trunalimunumaprzure 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the definition of projection

Fenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Individuals matter

Always fight for what is right

Diversity for diversity sake is racism

Compassion must be tempered with wisdom

America first, World second

All laws must comply with the Constitution or must be ignored

Woman matter, even that horrible women's NBA

All lives matter

Religion is a freedom and right

Never doubt yourself, but always self examine

FTFY fam.