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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 122 points ago +122 / -0

Why would a vegetarian go to McDonald's? My area doesn't even do side salads anymore.

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d_bokk 151 points ago +151 / -0

Better question, why are these "life time" vegetarians so fat?

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Pederella 93 points ago +93 / -0

Potato chips are vegan

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deleted 64 points ago +66 / -2
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Horkers4Trump 59 points ago +59 / -0

There's a lot of sugar in the "vegan" stuff you get at the supermarket too.

A lot of people just associate vegan with healthy, so they eat tons of it.

Then they get fat, and probably blame the patriarchy.

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acasper 26 points ago +26 / -0

Oils as well.

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Amaroq64 22 points ago +22 / -0

Bread and other complex carbohydrates.

Or maybe I'm just repeating keto diet / paleo diet propaganda, haha.

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anotherthing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Depends on the bread. White bread is a simple carbohydrate. Might as well just eat sugar. They look like the "white bread without crust" type.

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Ponzo 16 points ago +16 / -0

Vegan diet is mostly carbs and fat from shit like avocados and nuts. They can waste their life being vegan for all i care, it pisses me off if they push that shit on their kids and pets.

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Gyrfalcon 9 points ago +9 / -0

No cat is Vegan! 😁

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Prussian_Pepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

That doesn't mean they don't try and end up killing their animals from malnutrition. But the animal rights people never question them because the Vegan cult is violently crazy.

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waxonwaxoff87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kids need protein, fat, and some amount of cholesterol to grow properly. Never put children on restricted diets. Like all things let them decide when they are older.

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OneBigMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everybody need cholesterol. The whole "cholesterol is bad for you" bullshit is a lie. Cholesterol is literally the most important thing in your body. There is no good or bad cholesterol, there is only one kind of cholesterol and without it you will die. Do some digging, the truth is out there.

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UnhingedRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

CaRbS ArE wHiTe SuPrEmAcY!

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beta-detector 19 points ago +19 / -0

Deep Dish vegan pizza = 2300 Cal

Any questions?

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massivehairycleaner 16 points ago +16 / -0

Can't be hard to get vegan cake too. She looks like she eats a lot of cake.

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ModernKnight 8 points ago +8 / -0

Probably just sits down with a spoon and a bowl full of sugar.

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BeefyBelisarius 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think you give her too much credit to assume she uses a spoon. Probably eats it right out of the bag.

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BobTheBarbarian2112 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like a feed-bag on a horse.

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can get a single slice of vegan cheese cake from mothers for only $5. But eating vegan isn't more expensive than a normal diet...

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G_regulator 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yep, every vegan I've ever met just eat junk food. Lots of carbs and next to no vegetables.... Except potatoes, lots of potatoes.

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Comingupblank 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oreos are vegan

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Chopblock 12 points ago +12 / -0

Even better question: Given this fellow’s face, how was it he couldn’t keep one eye on the menu and one eye on the order — at the same time?

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TheJimmReaper 11 points ago +11 / -0

He literally looks like that scribbled face meme

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spezisthedevil 11 points ago +11 / -0

They look like siblings. Fat, anemic, protein-starved siblings.

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Warbeard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Came here to say this. Maybe if they ate more protein they could gain some muscle and lose some fat.

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PrimeCuts 10 points ago +10 / -0

Public Vegan, Private Gluton.

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Lurker404 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Vegetable" oil and carbs ... 100% vegan.

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Gr4ck3L 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some folks like to supplement their herd with range cubes 😆

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ModsHaveNoBalls 21 points ago +23 / -2

Because leftists have to get all up in your shit and create things to get upset about. Same reason all the trannies and queers keep harassing that cake-baker. They don't care about cakes or McDonald's, they want a situation to be a victim in.

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MythArcana 12 points ago +14 / -2

This is exactly why McDonald's french fries suck now. Many years ago, a woman in India sued them because there were trans-fats in the oil to make their french fries. Those animal fats were the key ingredient to make McDonald's fries so tasty...about the only thing in the whole place that was decent.

Indian + beef fat + fries = $$$

She walked away a millionaire and ruined their fries forever for everyone because they removed the key ingredient for making their yummy fries. Now they're flat and taste like greasy rubber sticks.

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Coolgenner 8 points ago +8 / -0

Beef tallow was the secret.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

And you can still buy it for home cooking. Lard, too.

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

I remember clearly that their fries stopped tasting so good one day.

I had no idea it's because of something dumb like that.

Why can't they just have veggie oil fries in India and normal animal fat fries in the rest of the world?

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Lurker404 8 points ago +8 / -0

Those "vegetable" oils they use now turned out to be much worse: https://www.rt.com/news/479111-soybean-oil-change-mice-brain/

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Too much litigation = business and innovation killer

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Prussian_Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Umm, beef tallow would be "saturated fat". Trans-fat is not natural it's basically the same process that makes petroleum into plastic, they take vegi oil and turn it into margarine. Butter is "saturated fat" and why it's an entire stick is healthier than a teaspoon of margarine. Basically your body knows what saturated fat is, and how to use it. When you eat Trans fat, your body doesn't know wtf it is, and it just floats around clogging your arteries and piling up somewhere because your body needs good cholesterol to even process it.

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r_u_srs_srsly 8 points ago +8 / -0

and given they did, what food item did they mistake the chicken to be as something they could eat?

opened the box, eyeballed something, was like yea, that looks like __________ and proceeded to eat it?

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Lurker404 7 points ago +7 / -0

She doesn't look like a person who second-guesses what she shoves in her mouth.

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xf7975 3 points ago +4 / -1

It appears India has a vegetarian only McDonald's: Link

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basedbusdriver 43 points ago +43 / -0

She looks like she eats at McDonalds

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CisSiberianOrchestra 15 points ago +16 / -1

I eat at McDonald's maybe 2-3 times a month. I'm much skinner than she is.

What can I say? I have a soft spot for bacon, egg, and cheese McGriddles.

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Lordkek 5 points ago +5 / -0

McGriddle gang. One of the only things that’s good at Mcd’s.

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KarenKarenKaren 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I used to travel for work I’d always go to McDonald’s for 2 cheeseburgers - skip the fires and soda - 2 chzberders from McDonald’s is so good. McGriddles are bomb too

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segmentation_fault 3 points ago +3 / -0

McGriddles are awesome!

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MyDogsRoommate 27 points ago +27 / -0

Milkshakes and fries only I bet.

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ModsHaveNoBalls 17 points ago +19 / -2

She identifies as healthy

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do their shakes have actual dairy in them, though?

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Patriot_Pat 26 points ago +26 / -0

To be fair, it barely meets the legal description of what is defined as "meat".

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DontTreadeOnPepe 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fat vegetarians...of course, we live in a world where men are women and women are men, pronouns are hate speech, the US flag is offensive, patriots are terrorists, and ppl are being forced to inject themselves with deadly chemicals by tyrannical corporations.... so fat vegetarians make sense 🙄

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ModsHaveNoBalls 5 points ago +7 / -2

Clown World is an abyss with no bottom.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 16 points ago +16 / -0

Out of curiosity I searched her name and found this: https://www.instagram.com/myselflovesunshine/?hl=en

Not for the timid.

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Lower 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ick.
Sadly enough I opened this thread guessing that HE (the guy in the picture) was the vegetarian.

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Lordkek 9 points ago +9 / -0

Textbook tumblrina land whale with pronouns and “disabilities” in their bio. Seems like all she does is collect welfare and eat.

Petite fat woman 💜 hEDS, fibro, BPD etc ♿ 26 • Scotland📍Bi 🏳️‍🌈 ♌ Intersectional feminist • BLM • ACAB Self love journey 🧠💖👙

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TheBestDuck 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wow. She's level 26 disabled? I wonder what happens at 100.

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet a dollar her "disability" is depression or something like that.

(Why is it that every amputee I know/knew lives a fairly normal working life?)

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GeoG85 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd bet per disability is PTSD or some shit, probably got raped by her mutant family members at a young age and ended up fucked in the head for the rest of her days.

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mastayoda420 8 points ago +8 / -0

One of her eye bleach inducing photos read "Cellulite is normal" since when was normal an equivalent of sexy? A dog shitting on my lawn is normal, doesn't mean I'm gonna run out and fuck the steaming pile.

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fenceshitter 3 points ago +3 / -0

goddamn you! you even warned me, but still....

What a fucking demon that human is.

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Nikola_S1 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is a point, actually: if you have the right to refuse something due to religious reasons, you should have the right to refuse it due to non-religious reasons. Otherwise non-religious people would have less rights than religious people.

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thealexpkeaton 14 points ago +14 / -0

Thank goodness for the healthy fries.

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BS2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

someone looking to be a victim -- vegetarians who have never eaten meat don't go to McDonalds -- I call total BS

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rebelde_sin_causa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Man you gotta load up hard on the dairy to get that plump and be vegetarian. Must eat a bucket of Ben & Jerry's every night.

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soban 7 points ago +7 / -0

that's horrible. it's no laughing matter, meat rape is a serious issue.

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WowbaggerTIP 7 points ago +7 / -0

She looks a little downy.

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Ex-libtard 6 points ago +7 / -1

Still alive though :(

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Littleirishmaid 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow. She likes fries, I bet.

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ModsHaveNoBalls 2 points ago +4 / -2

So do I though

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BritPedeMEGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never had meat in her mouth before?

Stop dating men who are as blank downstairs as a Ken doll then darlin.

And lose some weight, ya bloody Ham Planet.

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Scalpmaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

In clown world, the out of court settlement will be over $20 mil.

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KuzoKevin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember Omaha Beach? That Big Mac?

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ModsHaveNoBalls 1 point ago +3 / -2

They had white privilege so they have nothing to complain about

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BritPedeMEGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

/s ?

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TheJimmReaper 3 points ago +3 / -0

How the fuck do you confuse a McNugget with Lettuce???

These retards will do anything to try to make a quick claim and stay out of work

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Gr4ck3L 3 points ago +3 / -0

Water's wet, sky's blue. IT'S MCDONALD'S.

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TruthSetMeFree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Zero chance that hog is vegetarian

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paulej 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I'm looking for a vegan meal, the first place I think of is a hamburger joint. Don't you?

But seriously, I would not be looking for a vegan meal. And certainly not at a hamburger joint.

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BrianKempIsACuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

his left eye is trying to escape his face

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MrZ211 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not that vegetarians fall under these categories but if I had a special diet due to allergies or religious beliefs I would literally check every meal before I ate it.

Judging by the look of her she doesn't look at what she eats much.

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JimEagle76 3 points ago +3 / -0

She was just upset because it taste go good.

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ENVYNITAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

fuck that bitch , , ,

what is up with the dude with the crooked head !!!

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try to empathize. Just imagine how you'd feel if you ordered a burger and found out they'd put a plant based meat substitute in it?

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TrappedInBlueState 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair is it really chicken?

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LostMyOriginal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't vegetarianism supposed to be healthy?

Why is it that I can tell from her neck that she's shaped like a pear?

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SoldierInTrumpsArmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

To bad eating meat didn't kill vegetarians

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LugNuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

These freaks don't go to McDonalds.

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JZSquared 2 points ago +2 / -0

A vegetarian has been left "traumatized" and "vomiting" after a McDonald's order error saw her eat a piece of meat for the first time in her life.

Press X to doubt

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Morgoth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are they downies?

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

They both look like they have FHS.

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RedPillMakesEmSqueal 2 points ago +2 / -0

In tears and vomiting is how everyone ends up when eating at McDons

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Kmdub2 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is impossible to get chunky on a vegan diet. I call bullshit, this botch wants to sue and get paid. That is all

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

The joke's on her, there's no meat in their hamburgers!

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thelastlast 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just watched one of these couples- huge ugly fat girl + smaller nerdy weirdo- walk past me and sincerely wondered if I should just _________ for the good of humanity.

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ModsHaveNoBalls -1 points ago +1 / -2

Procreate?

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Awakened 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do they eat at McDonald’s and keep that fit?

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bfafpo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that what happened to her hair?

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BudBurner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mcdonalds fries have beef flavoring on them so they are definitely not vegan.

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guarantee you she thought it was the most delicious thing she'd ever tasted until she realized what it was.

You take a vegan recipe and you cook it involving beef stock, butter, eggs, or other substitutes that aren't directly obviously meat.

Guaranteed they will tell you it's the best version of that that they've ever tasted.

At a base level (meaning viewing us as basically an intelligent animal that doesn't have any thing more modern than a spear) it is IMPOSSIBLE to live off just "vegan" things. You can only do it now because of the inter-connectivity of the world and availability of things that may not grow in your area or with modern supplements.

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Independenceforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

how does he pay money to companies that enable this then?

Liar and grifter, 100%

hypocrite 100%

why do liars get away with obvious lying? bribed judges/lawyers/juries.

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BostonVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmfao. Lmfao cry! Xry! Cry!

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Trust_But_Verify_All 1 point ago +1 / -0

That bitch would have a heart attack during mortar rounds incoming to her AO

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D0ntdrugtest 1 point ago +1 / -0

This would have never happened if the robot made the food

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DonaldisHuge 1 point ago +1 / -0

The majority of vegan food is over processed anyway and full of soy, sugars etc. of course you’ll find articles on the Internet claiming that this soy doesn’t affect you long-term. What they really need to be doing is eating fruits and vegetables, but a lot of them use that as an excuse to eat processed foods that are high in sugar. Yet, these are the same people that believe in the theory of evolution. If you believe that then why aren’t you eating a combination of meat and vegetables?