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RedPilledRaven 38 points ago +38 / -0

Dear Journal,

I met the Russian King today. We smiled and I had fun. Mommy said I did good. I got mad at a lady for asking mean questions. I pooped my pants but nobody noticed.

Your friend,

Joey B

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

P.S., later I felt up a child. She looked like she was 19, so it was all right.

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chickeninoven 19 points ago +19 / -0

Most useless helmet ever worn

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NimbleNomad9 10 points ago +10 / -0

The helmet is wearing Biden for protection, you see him survive the falls up the stairs?

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NinjaPlease 8 points ago +8 / -0

Imagine the presidential motorcade with an armored Short Bus for POTATUS.

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NinjaPlease 9 points ago +9 / -0

And that retard licking the fucking window

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Coprolite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking window sniffer.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like a popemobile. And he's licking the window, per NinjaPlease.

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redditadminssuckit [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Putin: "Good to see you again Mr. President"

Biden: "I put my pants on all by myself"

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RabidZoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Please tell me Putin called him a potato in Russian...

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MAGAguitar 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Russians make Vodka out of potatoes

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Putin said he doesn't remember, but "i'm sure he has a good memory" (referring to Biden) when asked if he remembers about the time him and BIden met back in 2012ish and Biden looked him in the eyes and said "you have no soul".

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Infuriator 5 points ago +5 / -0

So stupid he failed to turn his head for a photo op. Fucking retard.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm convinced that they, as a team, went into the G7 meetings intending to insult Putin as much as possible to restart the Cold War, and they may told Joe to not smile in the same direction as Putin as that could be seen as too friendly.

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Infuriator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wouldn’t doubt it one bit. Hunter is probably starting a defense company right now.

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geekesmind 2 points ago +2 / -0

That moron crossed his legs during the meeting with Putin 🤣🤣

Even, Putin knows that Biden is not the real president

🤨🙄

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zman810 4 points ago +5 / -1

Handlers to Potato Joe, “That is not President Trump!”

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NotADemThang 3 points ago +3 / -0

He needs elbow pads and knee pads! And his helmet needs to say POTATUS!

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geekesmind 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kamala is using his knee pads at the moment.

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sum-beach-sumwhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

The So Called DR. Jill Should Be SO Ashamed of Herself. PERIOD!

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Guruchild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sociopaths have no shame. Or is it psychopath? I am no doctor.

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SPEDMan64 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not a doctor but I have played a medic in the Battlefield fps so I believe I can weigh in on this: It's a bit of both. Or possibly 100% of both at this point. I don't think we have time for studies and just need to apply hot iron to this infection.

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Guruchild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cue the asteroid slingshotting from behind the sun that no one saw coming.

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Rubicante 0 points ago +1 / -1

POTATUS represents China's interests for America at the G7, not mine.

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Rubicante 0 points ago +1 / -1

Confirmed retard.

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ModelMinority 2 points ago +2 / -0

No crayons! He might eat them.

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Ch138 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought Joe made Putin come to him?

Looked more like Biden's CPU clogged up and he quit moving.

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Rubicante 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile, MSM is using this same photo as proof that Putin was SHOOK by Biden and unable to maintain eye contact.

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Guruchild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Putin was looking at the rest of the world and saying “lol you dumbfucks”

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BostonVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

They crayons! 🤣🤣

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Vyse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forgot to strap pillows to him for when he falls down again

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geekesmind 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smh

Biden looks so damn weak

His wife should be ashamed of herself, that woman wanted to be the first lady so bad she was not waiting another 30 years to become one.

So she along with the rest of his handlers made sure he got into the white house by cheating.

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too late! There is nothing inside that skull worth protecting anymore!

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Counterforce1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit! The craziest part of this photo is that you DIDN’T photoshop that retarded look into Biden’s face....

He really made that retarded face on international tv 🤭

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CJ74U2NV 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where's my baseball???

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Burmeister 1 point ago +1 / -0

Putin is like this is so fun!

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Putin is the least of bidens worries.

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Lonnie62 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can see Putin looking right at us thinking “ You guys are Fucked”!

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TheSaltyVet 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a comical pic. We threw a resident in with a bear. Putin has a damn evil smirk. I got respect for that hombre.

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ppalgansaek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you ever wonder what he means when he keeps repeating that he will be in trouble with his staff? Do they beat him in private? Hook him to machines and zap him as punishment? It's such an odd, oft-repeated statement.

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

He also needs some paste glue.

For snacking. . .

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IAbsolutelyDare 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish him good health. I say that without irony and not as a joke.

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Putin knows

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RobHatmaker -4 points ago +2 / -6

Wow, mods...wow. This site is going cucked REAL fast. It’s almost like 12 year olds are supervising 12 year olds.

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redditadminssuckit [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is humor. Everyone needs a humor break-even the mods. How is humor like this an example of being cucked?

Relax, dumbass

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redditadminssuckit [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is wrong with you? Did daddy diddle you when you were little? Seriously, you've got issues. DEPORT

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RobHatmaker 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, they can deport me. I get the same up’s as their best posts with no stickies. I don’t care. I wouldn’t cry if they banned me for being honest. That’s Twitter shit. Grow a dick. It’s the fucking internet, clown, it’s not reality.

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bubadmt 4 points ago +5 / -1

Agreed. Worthless stickies every evening. Whoever mods this shift needs to be fucking fired. Morning mods are always on the money but the evening shift mods are garbage.

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RobHatmaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

They get mad, I don’t care. The stickies are lazy.

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's plenty of informative, quality posts in new and rising that never see the light of day. Hell, there are even quality memes that are actually very funny or clever, but this is just pathetic, very low energy.

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RobHatmaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're preaching to the choir. If it gets a sticky, clowns will blindly up it. Instead of Trump statements getting love, we get pepe gifs and iFunny reposts. I dont even care anymore. I’m about done.