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vegaspatriot1776 91 points ago +91 / -0

i am working on a bulldozer project. free room, food and wifi if you can help my out for a few weeks!

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NotAPuma 40 points ago +40 / -0

Bulldozer.... hmmmm.... need a Driver?

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f_bastiat 15 points ago +15 / -0

this post is satire

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Robust_Safeguard 9 points ago +9 / -0

I feel like this cant be stressed enough. If you wrote this joke on mainstream social media, you would already have the fbi outside preparing to raid your home and arrest you.

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vegaspatriot1776 5 points ago +6 / -1

i am quite sure they already know who i am, and where i live. i am ready.

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SwampMidget 4 points ago +4 / -0

should use /s or maybe /s /s (double negative)

or /s <wink>

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vegaspatriot1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

did you think i was being sarcastic, or joking?

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Clandestiny 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pede, if you haven't seen it - the Count Dankula breakdown is the best breakdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmr6jIpXSmg

SO good!

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah.... the best

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MayorofTrumpton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely brilliant! Thanks, I really enjoyed that.

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm just outside of DC and I've got a driveway and tarp to cover that until next June 4th.

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SwampMidget 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm envisioning 100+ bulldozers ... maybe start a kickstarter/gofundme to buy an entire Caterpillar dealership.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like the way you think. I'll start looking to find a staging area and you start trying to find some donors!

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vegaspatriot1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

hell of an idea. i am in!

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vegaspatriot1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

the 3 of us would make a great team!

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

💪😎👍

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vegaspatriot1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

YES! i am more comfortable as a shooter.

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MastaJoda 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll man the 50!

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Yianni1955 57 points ago +57 / -0

Check out, Texas Welding & Fabrication in San Angelo Tx. They are looking for a welder.

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SuperMario 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everyone in Texas is hiring! I'm moving this month to Texas!!

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Yianni1955 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yahooo! You're going to love it here! Good luck!

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Womp_womp 42 points ago +42 / -0

Lots of oil field work. In sure they can use you

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scrobin 52 points ago +52 / -0

Yeah, in Russia...

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Easter_Bunny 30 points ago +30 / -0

That hurts.

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Bullet3250 15 points ago +15 / -0

But the Oligarchs pay you in beet rations and Vodka.

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mugatucrazypills 15 points ago +15 / -0

that's more after tax than Cali

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ScottyGunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too soon, dude...too soon.

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TangerineShine 36 points ago +36 / -0

HELLA CLEAN

looks good pede, unfortunately I am already housing 2 Minneapolis refugees.

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SweetCheeses 25 points ago +25 / -0

All kinds of welding jobs in Tennessee.

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FreedomFlowerDelta 11 points ago +11 / -0

You beat me to it. But better hurry, my house has doubled in value in 2 yrs.

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SweetCheeses 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mine hasn't doubled, but it's going up for now... until shit comes crashing back down I guess.

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Farage_massage 11 points ago +11 / -0

Right, skyrocketing housing isn’t a good thing when we have a growing population. Our children are being lumbered with debt and higher prices for shit in the same way Boomers fucked the next 2 generations over - we are seeing the same happen again.

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Plsdontfireme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Make it easier to build houses and that should solve the problem.

  • your home building fren
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FreedomFlowerDelta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buy low, sell high. Don't get crushed and stuck holding the bag. Could be worse, your home value could be halfing

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Tombstone2W 3 points ago +3 / -0

The government won't allow it to collapse, they'll devalue and destroy the USD to keep it propped up. You're better off accumulating debt and converting all cash into precious metals. You can pay it all off with cheap dollars.

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Theredpump555 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mine doubled too after that Forest fire that burnt it in California forest fires. . It's actually the wood material that made rebuild double or triple lol

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StolenElectionsKill 24 points ago +25 / -1

Dude - LEAVE California, even if you got nothing but the shirt on your back. Welders are in great demand pretty much anywhere you want to go in the red states. Choose where you want to go, and all the doors you need will be open.

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airborne3502 22 points ago +23 / -1

Nice work.

Come to Florida.

There is always a demand for craftsmen such as yourself.

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Waitafriggingminute 21 points ago +21 / -0

You are a welder. Pack your shit, and move somewhere. You'll find a job as soon as you get there.

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TwistedLogic 19 points ago +19 / -0

Move up to Sturgeon Bay WI. Lots of welding jobs in the shipyard. They have military contracts. Good fishing!

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FreedomFlowerDelta 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was born in Milwaukee, so please don't take offense. It makes no fucking sense to move to Wisconsin when AZ, TN and FL have NO STATE INCOME TAX. It's like a 10-20% raise if you move from Cali to TN. House in Cali can sell for $800,000, then buy new house in TN for $300,000. Oh. And property taxes in WI are OUT-FUCKING-RAGEOUS. I have 3 bed 2 bath, 5 acres in city....$1400 yearly property taxes.

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TwistedLogic 5 points ago +5 / -0

No objecting from me. But welders in Wisconsin usually are not short on work. Not to mention if I lived in Milwaukee I would move out too. Northern Wisconsin is a little more based. I believe a welder in Wisconsin has a greater earning potential. Have people in TN and they love it but one is a welder and he isn't always busy. But yes cost to live is much lower. I would die in any climate warmer than Wisconsin. My northern blood is just too thick. I am already begging for winter.

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FreedomFlowerDelta 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol, I have to put pants on of it does below 70

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TwistedLogic 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wear shorts year round. I was ice fishing in a t-shirt in -28 degree weather last year and complaining I was hot. To be fair I had a nice heater roasting me in my shack. Until I ran out of fuel. I spent a half hour chipping my sonar out of a frozen hole. Best fishing day ever. Stuck over 100 large mouth bass that day.

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FreedomFlowerDelta 2 points ago +2 / -0

What we don't have a good population of down here that I miss is pike and walleye. We mostly have these things called "sauger", same genus (Xander spp.) but not the same.

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TwistedLogic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, I live five minutes from the fox and the mouth of Green Bay, walleye heaven for size and numbers. 1,000 walleye season is not hard. We don't even take pictures of them under 27". Huge pike and musky.

Yeah sauger are little runts but they fight bigger than they are.

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FreedomFlowerDelta 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will see say though, you haven't lived until you trott line a 40lb plus flathead

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Alaskan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alaska has a lot of welding jobs open also. No state income tax. Or sales tax.

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WhatUCan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao!!! Wisconsinite here and 1400 sq ft house on .28 arce and were paying 3400 dollars in property taxes

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FreedomFlowerDelta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omg, you gotta get out my fren.

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WhatUCan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I actually got out of milwaukee its still shit lol not far away enough but very close to family which is more important right now

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MAGA_mantis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are dirt cheap property taxes.

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FreedomFlowerDelta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its not all roses though. The just "reassessed" a giant block of my county due to the truly huge pilgrimage of blue state refugees bringing their newly liberated money into the state. House did litterally double in value so I am expecting to shell out a little more for TY21

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MAGA_mantis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Liberals and their gentrification, they destroy everything.

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FreedomFlowerDelta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not if you buy low, sell high and never take a loss. Bags are for bitches. But fuck liberals. Redpill cannons are needed to keep it red, but we aren't shy here. Noticed the riots in TN? That's cause we have red pill cannons.

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MAGA_mantis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am in deep blue. Very discouraging. I have some bad days seeing this shit.

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Bullet3250 13 points ago +13 / -0

YOU CAN WRITE YOUR OWN TICKET!

"There’s a Big Welder Shortage Coming — Get Your Job Locked In Now."

https://rockthetrades.com/theres-a-big-welder-shortage-coming-get-your-job-locked-in-now/

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HangtownBill 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nice bead.

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Tuggy_McTuggboat 10 points ago +10 / -0

Buy a 3500 diesel with a flat bed, mount a mobile welding rig, drive to Texas or Oklahoma and start calling/looking on internet for freelance welding gigs. Oil country still needs welders out here bad.

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've seen multiple "looking for welders/machinists" signs around my area.

You could literally put out a resume with just your name, email, number and stating you are a welder in 12pt font and you could get a job.

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Spotlight 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tesla plant in Austin in hiring welders

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TownesVanCamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha. Leave the coastal kooks for one of the only places batshittier. Figuratively and literally.

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CLF3 8 points ago +8 / -0

Apply here. They will buy you a plane ticket.

https://airprofan.com/

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Jackpotsevens 6 points ago +6 / -0

SpaceX is hiring welders in TX

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Updoot 6 points ago +6 / -0

I fucking promise you that if you come to KY, literally anywhere in the state, you can work that day as a welder.

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

i keep hearing this im hopeful just waiting on some stuff to clear up here and im out !

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Usernames1 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is how you resume.

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BirthHole 5 points ago +5 / -0

roadtech.com roaddogjobs.com

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FucKamala 5 points ago +5 / -0

Clean stitching. Very nice

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f_bastiat 4 points ago +4 / -0

FL local 803, im HVAC but we always seem to be looking for welder. I'm sure someone here can put you up or you can rent something cheap until you get settled.

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JonathanE 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's very clean work there Fren.

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TaterNubbz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude you're an artist. You're gonna regret moving in my crappy shed but come on in

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sad_State_of_Affairs 3 points ago +3 / -0

New London ct, always needs welders at general dynamics. Only the best need apply. Building the submarines

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

that sound fucking cool

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BaldyGull 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know a guy that can't find good welding help, but he also has a small operation.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

With a good welder on the team maybe business would pick up.

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BaldyGull 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plenty of business, but he can only put out so much. He is trying to get better equipment to increase productivity.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, ok

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SaltyArmy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Combo welder with certs?

TEAM Industrial services out of Houston.

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SecretSauce45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oilfield! Get your ass to the oilfield, you'll make a killing, and there's no woke dipshits out there!

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Starxteel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guantanamo expansion will need you!

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Starxteel 3 points ago +3 / -0

You could also consider oil rig welding jobs

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NdNcenti 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get this Pede a job the hell out of CA quick he can stack dimes

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TennesseeScorpio 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://www.gfpuhl.com/career-center Spez: Owners are very outspoken MAGA supporters. Good luck Pede!

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Ritt777 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not in any position to hire you, but we have cheap houses, low crime, plenty of land for sale, and not too many lefties here in Oklahoma.

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

i was looking in OK not really sure where are nicer parts but i have a friend in miam ok i can stay withfor a while and family over in Springfield, mo. did some job hunting last night seen a ton of stuff that way

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TheFountainhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have skill, do you have experience with manufacturing artillery for use in defense of our great nation?

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WillHammer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That looks like a high quality join there mate, hope you find work.

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whataboob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are nice clean welds!

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sentient-potato 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come to Texas, we have a TON of work to do here!

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k_the_c 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice neat welds. I like it.

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Kramit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whoever did the countersinking for the screws should probably be worried about their job though

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what happens when your boss is too cheap too buy new counter sinks ..... tried to tellem the stainless was going to eat them lol

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Kramit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh blame the tooling ;)

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol fr that shit is tuff

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Kramit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next time studs with stainless acorn nuts ;)

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

o yea my boss then would've totally paid for all that hardware vs chinese screws, this guy was soo cheap it was scary, box's of used sand paper and shit everywhere, no painters paper just "cardboard i salvaged from the homeless camp out back guys " .......

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Kramit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh wow. I understand why you're leaving :)

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Ghost68 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are always hiring welders in Florida.

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StadiumHopper 2 points ago +2 / -0

CAN YOU BECOME CLARK COUNTY CERTIFIED? IF SO, WELDING JOBS ARE PLENTIFUL IN SOUTHERN NEVADA.

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

i do mainly ornamental, i was looking to move into the deep red like ok/ak/mo. I had an opportunity to move up to Unionville and grow hemp but man it is waaaay out there lol

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ToValhalla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welders needed for Elon's rockets.

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R3Dpill 2 points ago +2 / -0

South Florida - lots of welding opportunities in new construction and also marine

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WeaponizedSmirk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to do penetrant testing on welds and that is a mighty fine weld you have there.

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Trumpy_Bear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good job on the base, but the weld on the round piece looks like it could be better. But I'm sure you know. Actually you almost definitely know better than me, since I don't even know how to weld, played around with it once wit a friend. I bet with practice I could get good at those coinstacks.

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

that picket was done using a thumb switch with a junk Tig on site it was 110 inside the house wasnt a fun day LOL the floor wasnt flat had to take 1/2" out

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Maxmax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent work!

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EatMyCuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alright pede, I live on a farm almost perfectly between Dayton, Cincinnati, and Columbus. I also live 3 country-doors down from a seriously gifted machinist\welder that happens to be filling some very large and time consuming contracts. I think I could help you out as this tri-city corridor has quite a few opportunities. All of which are within 45 minutes of my home base.

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PabloWilkano 2 points ago +2 / -0

North Louisiana is always in need of welders and the cost of living is cheap. There are single family homes available in my area for less than 25K. My buddy rents a 2,300 sqft heated house for $500 a month on an acre lot. Hit me up and I can get you some contacts.

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Filetsmignon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on down to Texas Pede. Business is boooming. You'd find a job in no time. We could always use another MAGA voter.

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SafestElectionEver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice TIG!

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crispycracker76 1 point ago +1 / -0

SE Texas is paying $$$$$$$ for welders at all the petrochemical plants. Beaumont/Port Arthur area here.

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ironhorse 1 point ago +7 / -6

Running from your problems never works out the way you think it will.

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RealWomenLoveTrump 24 points ago +24 / -0

Unless your problem is California😉

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

i was gonna say but the problem is CA lol

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GiveMe1776 6 points ago +8 / -2

I’m sure his wife and family he has to support will understand why his mind was changed by a random fag on the internet

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PeacefullautoFlavor [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

no wife most my family already left CA , i left the city for the mountains and its already made it up here. I dont see any positives to living here anymore its all negatives

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ironhorse -7 points ago +1 / -8

How very colonially misogynistic of you. Women can be welders too and she'd probably stay and fight for her home.