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SigourneyPodgorny20 108 points ago +109 / -1

Who the fuck wants to see him anyway?! Springsteen sucks massive cock. His "music" is cancer.

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FreedomFlowerDelta 41 points ago +42 / -1

His music even smells bad

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nozonozo 36 points ago +36 / -0

You don't like his anti-American song Born in the USA?

Musically its like a Chinese Water Torture.

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booblitchutz 8 points ago +10 / -2

That song is complete garbage.

I still like his earlier stuff though.

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nozonozo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Born to Run is a pretty well crafted song.

I'm on Fire, the sexual predator ode, is simple but good and I'm surprised he hasn't been canceled yet because of that tune.

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Seatacjoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

How the fuck you even think up something that fuckin funny..hahaha nice one.

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FreedomFlowerDelta 4 points ago +4 / -0

I swear, my fren. Its a little creepy the way it smells as soon as I hear it. Haha! Much love.

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HockeyMom4Trump 17 points ago +17 / -0

Bruce Springsteen sounds like a drunk uncle at a family reunion who picks up the karaoke mic and embarrasses himself before collapsing face down in Aunt Mildred’s orange jello mold.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

This! Springsteen sounds like a drunk yelling across a bar parking lot at 3AM. What a hack.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0