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MAGAguitar 137 points ago +137 / -0

Feminists = Fatten the Curve

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ArshWar 31 points ago +31 / -0

this is genius

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AmericanJawa 29 points ago +29 / -0

Feminism was established as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.

-- Rush’s Second 35 Undeniable Truths of Life #24

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Cobalty2004 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yep, and to punish men who won’t look at them.

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do the rest of us have to be punished, too??

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vegaspatriot1776 12 points ago +12 / -0

i laughed. i laughed A LOT at this!

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Need4Pede 9 points ago +9 / -0

I almost spit my coffee out. 😂

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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TalionAD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Human potato =/= curve.

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loverat 65 points ago +65 / -0

Yes - "ham planet" is definitely outside the definition of curvy to us normal women too!

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Coolgenner 36 points ago +36 / -0

She’ll be a good mother to her hamily.

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

rereads

😎👉👉 Kek

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LastconservativeNY2 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lol, haven't seen that since FPH

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bannedninjabit 55 points ago +55 / -0

Long smooth curves. Not the freaking Michelin Man curves.

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slangin_paint 42 points ago +42 / -0

Those aren't curves, they are rolls

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inspir3dgenius 20 points ago +20 / -0

Convex curves

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LORD_RM 6 points ago +6 / -0

There is a difference between curvy and lumpy

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BeefyBelisarius 4 points ago +4 / -0

That and fat women have less curves.

https://files.catbox.moe/nacqpy.png

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Starxteel 47 points ago +47 / -0

Dating profile translation, from woman to man: slender=anorexic athletic=average average=fat curvy=michelin woman voluptuous=fat-fetish overture well proportioned=fat everywhere a few extra pounds=a few extra people thick=a barrel bbw=godzilla full figured=land-whale

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TraitorJoes 65 points ago +65 / -0

Fixed to prevent eye cancer:

Dating profile translation from woman to man:

  • Slender = anorexic
  • Athletic = average
  • Average = fat
  • Curvy = michelin woman
  • Voluptuous = fat fetish overture
  • Well proportioned = fat everywhere
  • A few extra pounds = a few extra people
  • Thick = a barrel
  • BBW = godzilla
  • Full figured = land whale
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wethedownvoted 33 points ago +33 / -0

this guy formats

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Delirious133 21 points ago +21 / -0

Doing the lord's work.

This is also why you don't trust anyone's profile that don't show full body shots.

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waxonwaxoff87 12 points ago +12 / -0

Gonna need more than a zoomed in over saturated selfie with glitter and sparkles all over the place. Also the dog nose filter is an instant nope. It’s not cute it’s weird looking.

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IBentMyWookie 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or the one top down pic showing huge cleavage.

Yes, because when you are overweight you get cleavage. But so does your ankles and your third chin.

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sometimescanbefunny 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's amusing - that pic is so ubiquitous among fatties that just having that angle is enough to get a guy to assume that the chick posing in it is a singularity event waiting to happen, whether or not that's true.

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waxonwaxoff87 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s like a used car salesman or real estate agent.

The airbags are great in this model! *slaps roof causing rear bumper to fall off, passenger side rolls away, and it asks for another piece of cake

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waxonwaxoff87 6 points ago +6 / -0

You better not be avg male height or bench less than 180 to get with this voluptuous 3/10!

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waxonwaxoff87 2 points ago +2 / -0

We all do our part for the environment. No need to thank us.

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LolOkFBI 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wish this list had better line breaks, it would be a lot funnier

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 11 points ago +11 / -0

I know, that made my eyeballs hurt.

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RespectMySafeSpace 9 points ago +9 / -0

Spot on.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

FYI, a weird trait of markup:

line 1<space><space>
line2<space><space>
line3

will force newlines.

TraitorJoes technique works to, table each line with lead "<minus><space>" or "<number><paren><space>" for a numbered table

  • line1
  • line2
  1. line1
  2. line2

EDIT for clarity on minus sign

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StrongIsland 40 points ago +41 / -1

Fun fact: 15 years ago while working on my college degree, we were required to take many drawing classes, one of the classes was nude figure drawing, EVERY SINGLE TIME, it was either a 300-400 lb woman or a geriatric man well over 70, not one decent looking individual, I’ll never forget learning to draw fat over just studying di vinci’s muscle drawings, the rolls and wrinkles are burnt into my eyes 🤢

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MastaJoda 22 points ago +22 / -0

Sounds like you have ptsd. Sorry you had to sacrifice so much.

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sustainable_saltmine 11 points ago +11 / -0

yep when you picture art classes where you draw or paint and use a human model you expect it to be like TV or the Movies where it's always some highly attractive specimen and it turns out just the opposite.

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Rubicante 10 points ago +10 / -0

Draw me like one of your French fries.

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Bond 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's a shame people seem to have missed this.

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StrongIsland 11 points ago +12 / -1

🤣 Multiple Levels Dude, flashbacks are the worst

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IvIA6A 8 points ago +8 / -0

Haha that's how I envision the nude beaches or nudist colonies. They sound great until you get there

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basedvirginian 4 points ago +4 / -0

I went to the beach in Italy once when I was visiting family (note: not a nude beach)

I saw two old dudes fully naked and some chick topless. I didn’t want to see that :(

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cook_does 7 points ago +7 / -0

Man, I am glad I didn’t go to school where you did. The two models in my semester were both attractive.

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elodrian 1 point ago +1 / -0

In an artistic context the term is "Rubanesque"

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slangin_paint 33 points ago +33 / -0

Its simple. Most men want fit, feminine women with a cooperative attitude. Women are free to choose not to be that, but the natural outcome is they will generally not be appealing to men. Don't like it? Go be mad at nature for making men that way, i guess.

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Freedomseeker12 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s hilarious when people say that women should be able to act however they want and be treated equally. So when the female lion decides they don’t want to hunt anymore, or raise Cubs, or anything they otherwise normally do in nature, are the males still expected to flock to them? No. They are inferior representations of the female in that particular species, and so they go without attention.

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jsnforce 23 points ago +24 / -1

And ya know, there's still a lot of acceptable leeway between the first image and the second. I would find some bigger women perfectly sexy -BUT THERE IS A LIMIT.

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sustainable_saltmine 13 points ago +14 / -1

right, don't want a skinny toothpick that only eats salads and low-calorie everything. It's great if she exercises a lot and takes care of herself but it sucks having a higher maintenance girl like that because you feel like she's judging you for not being the same. You feel like because all she does is exercise and whatever if yo aren't doing the same she's just going to lecture you on why you don't have a washboard body and why that's somehow a bad thing. You shouldn't be a lazy fat ass but people who do nothing but workout are a little too high maintenance for me

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Erikabodereka 6 points ago +8 / -2

Do you think Melania does that to Donald? Me neither. Some of us with impeccable bodies just like to be impeccable. It's a personal preference. My husband has other attributes and talents that impress me much more than washboard abs. I imagine Melania and lots of other beautiful women are the same way.

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arkylady 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's the problem with the left. They take an issue that could be worked on to make society better and take it to an unnatural extreme. They do it with everything.

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basedvirginian 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s because they’re mentally ill retards

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Mintap 22 points ago +22 / -0

Good for giving birth vs. good at getting girth

Birther vs. Bertha

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zerocooltx 22 points ago +22 / -0

Dude I like thick girls. Always have. But if a women tries to set me up with their "thick/curvy friend it's always a beached whale"

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slowmotrin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Never agree to anything without pics.

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waxonwaxoff87 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even courts won’t accept hearsay as evidence. Get proof.

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TheDTOMDon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Phyllis: I have a friend who's single.

Michael Scott: Oh.

Phyllis: Sandy. She gorgeous and she's got a feisty personality too.

Michael Scott: Hmmm feisty. So she's not jolly or sassy? Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?

Phyllis: Mm no she's a professional softball player.

Michael Scott: Ewwooh... Catcher or in-field?

Phyllis: I donno Michael.

Michael Scott: Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer? Could we share a rowboat? Could- could a rowboat support her?

Phyllis: What are you asking? Michael Scott: I think I'm being very clear, what I'm asking. Would an average size rowboat support her without capsizing? [long pause] It bothers me that you're not answering the question.

Phyllis: No. Alright? No she can't fit on a rowboat.

Michael Scott: Yes! I knew it. I knew it! Phyllis, okay.

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T_DforTrump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahaha! That show was gold.

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thisguy883 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm sorry but I've never been attracted to plus sized women.

People would think I'm a hypocrite because I'm not exactly slim, but I don't care.

My wife is petite. That's what I like. Small petite, slim and sexy.

I don't expect all women to be this way, but don't expect me to be sexually attracted to them. Its called preference.

If you want to be plus sized, more power to you. There are guys who are into that shit. But the vast majority of men prefer slim and beautiful.

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mynewspiritclothes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you for saying this. This is part of my thesis that beauty is NOT exactly "iN tHe eYe oF tHe BeHoLdEr." Horse shit. Sorry. It's horseshit. This is why there has ALWAYS been a standard for beautiful, attractive women... it is the leftist, postmodernist... (commies) that want to convince you otherwise.

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Archmagnus 12 points ago +12 / -0

the left one is a line in the sand

the right one is an entire trench

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tyrantsgetthescope -3 points ago +1 / -4

The one on the left is skinny as duck

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x79q3pb 8 points ago +8 / -0

For my fellow scientists: Left - Yulia Kharlamova

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Throwaway_Test 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bless you.

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RashidaTlaibsCock 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like an inward curve just above the hip, not an outward curve that begins at the ankles and ends at the neck.

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slowmotrin 6 points ago +6 / -0

That girl is only curvy because she has big breasts and wide hips. The way curvy is typically described is to talk about a voluptuous woman, ie a woman with extra body fat but still maintains an hourglass figure. You'd be amazed how many women do not know about what a waist hip ratio is, And they want to act like that men are just these impossible things to understand, no men are very simple, very very very simple.

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Need4Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've gave up on telling women this. 😂 They either figured it out it they don't. My GF goes out of her way to do the things I say I like. I literally say them out loud and I react like an excited puppy when she looks good. I've literally told her men are like puppies. We want to eat, play, and fuck. She listened and it works.

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loric4882 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe this is biological. Saw a study once where men were shown a variety of female silhouettes to choose from. Almost all of them chose a silhouette that is IMPOSSIBLE IN NATURE with a tiny tiny waist.

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MastaJoda 4 points ago +4 / -0

One looks like a woman, the other a fucking ham beast!

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GreazyCheeks 4 points ago +4 / -0

A circle has only one curve.

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SwedishChainsaw2 1 point ago +1 / -0

A sphere is not curvy.

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badgerdontgiveafuck 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'd do 'em both.

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RPD2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorry to inform you that you may not have very discriminatory taste :P

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Coolgenner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Freaky

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badgerdontgiveafuck 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah, cover the big one with baby oil and take a running leap onto her. Fun!

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

rolls of fat don't count as "curves"

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Need4Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Totally agree. I don't need a perfect figure. I need a cool chick that is attractive and we'll put together. I'm an ass man, but their are limits. Like shopping for a car there are nearly infinite combinations, colors, models, trims. However, at the end of the day she still needs to fit on the fucking road.

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TraitorJoes 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you've ever been on a dating site, "Curvy" is code word for "Whale"

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StHeemeyerOfGranby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay I have to admit, I have the siccness for thiccness.

Love some cushion for the pushing.

At the same time, there is a line between having a phat ass and being a fat ass.

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waxonwaxoff87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fine line between smooth curves and lumpy bumpy.

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blueeyephoto 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm gonna have to see a larger photo of what men want.... For science

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milutza 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't criticize, at least the woman on the right tries to exercise unlike many other body positivity fanatics.

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PolishBaldEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she can’t take care of her body than she can’t take care of herself… I bet it smells under them rolls too

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate fat glutton bitches.

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Groundpounder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hills vs Mountains

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WeaponizedSmirk 2 points ago +2 / -0

When men say they like thicc women they're talking about women like Gina Carano.

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

wonder if fatty is trying to grab her feet to eat them

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Squeaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Curvy =/= lumpy

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Droford 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even though I know her arm is behind her back, I cant unsee the girl in the left pic as being 1 armed

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Daughterfreedom76 1 point ago +5 / -4

What's this got to do with Trump??

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BillionsAndBillions 14 points ago +15 / -1

Well, he's never seen a thin person drinking diet Coke

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x79q3pb 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well if you wanna get technical, judging by the company Trump keeps and has kept, he also prefers left.

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Darkheartisland -1 points ago +1 / -2

Everything

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TrumpFan26 1 point ago +1 / -0

no sorry i'm a human not a moon so i'm not attracted to planets.

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AkaCoco 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s a difference between being curvy and being fat. One of them is fucking fat.

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GrayManNumber333 1 point ago +4 / -3

One on left needs bigger hips. One on right needs to be put back in ocean.

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Darkheartisland 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should have never banned whaling

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somewhere there's a jogger who thinks the woman on the right is phine

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Gatsby2x4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Think the one on the right might be suctioned to the floor.

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chickeninoven 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does cottage cheese and oatmeal have curves?

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hivekicker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Equality = gun ownership

"God created man, Sam Colt made them equal."

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like curvy cars too.

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LordScatmanJohn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Id maybe be for the feminist definition of curvy if it was like olden times where you got the brides weight in silver for marrying them.

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Chad_Dudebroski 1 point ago +1 / -0

Line in the sand and bag of leveling mud in the truck

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Android17 1 point ago +1 / -0

sir thats a crater

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mailinvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the whale on the right has a dick and balls, then this meme is spot on.

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MAGA_____bitches 1 point ago +1 / -0

A few extra pounds......

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Weallseethetruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit the difference is so fucking obvious!!! Left, instant racing hormones... Right, instant sick stomach!!... The body doesn't lie!!