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Mastercard getting trolled (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Lomaxw85 ago by Lomaxw85 +1208 / -2
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starsabove 123 points ago +123 / -0

. . . if you're a merchant, you could be a real hardass with such people. Require ID verification for every purchase with MC or Visa. If the name on their license or ID doesn't match the name printed on their card, deny their purchase on grounds of potential fraud. Rub salt in the wound by putting an ATM near your checkout . . . with a $10 fee.

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The_red_hat 33 points ago +34 / -1

Truly evil

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 39 points ago +39 / -0

Lawful Evil, i believe is where he would fit on the chart.

And i love the idea

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EggPlanter 35 points ago +35 / -0

“iF yOU dOnT LiKe iT iTs a PriVaTe buSinESS gO sOMeWHerE eLse” - leftists since Twitter banned trump. Except they think that the cake still needs to be baked lmao. These people need mental help.

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Spicy_maymay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Build your own internet!!

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NotAPuma 5 points ago +5 / -0

That and Libertarians whom are okay with all this since it's "Private Businesses", and not the Gubermint!!!

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GrayManNumber333 12 points ago +12 / -0

More like lawful good to me. Fight the demons.

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posedgeclk 1 point ago +2 / -1

Chaotic good. Rid the planet of all the monstrous women. 1992 film of the year.

Extraterrestrial beings travel the galaxy to free men "oppressed" by females to make way for an entirely-homosexual society.

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The_Usurper 13 points ago +13 / -0

Evil is indoctrinating our children into believing gender dysphoria is normal and sodomy is NOT evil.

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Nibba 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s not even evil, that’s just stopping identity theft… with that new program I could go steal someone’s card and just say oh I don’t identify as Joe, I’m Chuck but my license says Joe because they don’t have True Name.

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The_red_hat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry I was being sarcastic. It’s hilarious

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booblitchutz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well gosh, couldn’t you steal credit cards and just throw on a wig to bully merchants into accepting obviously fraudulent credit card transactions?

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BritPedeMEGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

The ATM idea is fun. However the ID thing with credit card idea could be tricky. MC/Visa/Amex have merchant agreement rules that can be a bit different in some countries, as far as I know, Canada, the UK, and the US merchant rules mean the merchant (depending on territory) cannot ask for ID to use a card (or can ask but not insist). A merchant refusing a valid card as payment if ID is refused, does a ‘violation at POS’ in credit card company terms. This can be reported to MasterCard/visa/Amex/Diners.

Some countries also prohibit a minimum spend.

In turn, a cardholder must adhere to their agreement. As a merchant I’ve seen countless cards with no signature on the strip- blank, or literally “ask for ID” as a signature by well meaning but misinformed consumers. Ever since chip and pin got popular, blank cards are a dime a dozen, and I refuse them all, even though it’s chip and pin now. Why? If I get a bad faith chargeback, or a fraudulent transaction and the issuer discovers the strip wasn’t signed, I may be out of cash because I didn’t do due diligence.

A card isn’t valid until signed. And no, it’s not valid when one points it out that it’s blank, and then you sign it then and there. Unless I can see the signature matches on another card that’s already signed.

What’s to stop someone taking a blank card, guessing your pin and using it? Or, taking a card, wiping the chip forcing a swipe and signature fall back and the thief using his own squiggle?

Cultural oddity trivia, before chip and pin became popular, whenever I travelled to the states or Canada, I would be bemused because the cashier would never even take my card, swipe it and subtly examine it during a transaction, just letting me swipe myself, and not even bothering to look at the sig matching.

In the uk, it’s the opposite, you gave the cashier the card, they swipe, during the autho dialling, one subtly runs a fingernail over the sig strip, check tje sex matches the name, checks the sig match. Amount of fake cards and dodgy stolen cards we got was unreal.

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artstar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I furnished my house with the rewards I got from confiscating fraudulent/stolen cards years ago. Code 10 fraudulent transaction, person still on premises.

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bigearl200 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like it.

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Icepck 1 point ago +1 / -0

And limit the withdrawal amount to $10.

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DoItNow 80 points ago +80 / -0

I foresee many cards with the name TrumpWon.

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Skogin 29 points ago +29 / -0

DO IT

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Firespawn 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fuck Biden will work too.

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spinometer 3 points ago +3 / -0

only if you remove the space

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Nunyo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Patriots.win

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guito13 55 points ago +55 / -0

Which one of you bastards is going to get the TittyPussy Mastercard?

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tyrantsgetthescope 31 points ago +31 / -0

Bob Vagine

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Original_Dankster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hugh Janis

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POTUS_DonnieJ 54 points ago +54 / -0

Jesus Christ. WHAT RISK?!? What possible risk is there for these faggots when buying something with a credit card?

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women_for_trump 57 points ago +57 / -0

They might get triggered by seeing their real name.

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Kekislaw 18 points ago +18 / -0

I wish I lived in a world where the concept of "dead-naming" didn't exist. The fucking lunatics.

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BeefyBelisarius 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dead name - the name that their disappointed family puts on their tombstone after they become part of the 41%.

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almond_activator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember, this lunacy is less than 10 years old, as far as most people are aware.

That number is only going to rise as time goes on.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's almost as bad as when they walk by a mirror.

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1080pleb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahh reminds me of the post about trans people being triggered by seeing their own faces on zoom/video calls during lockdown.

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booblitchutz 27 points ago +27 / -0

Because, bigoot, they would be dressed in drag lumbering up to the counter convincing themselves they are “passing” as a “woman” and then have to pull out their credit card that says “Mitch Cumstien” and it is ONLY at that moment the illusion falls apart as the merchant incredulously blinks and stares at the credit card and struggles to process how this big ugly man in makeup, wig and dress couldn’t POSSIBLY be a “man”.

“How can this BE?” says the merchant confused and the tranny must reveal his secret that NOBODY could have guessed, because the illusion is so perfect! Nobody saw the manly hands, everyone ignored the broad shoulders, the five o clock shadow starting to form was invisible to all!

MASTERCHARGE TO THE RESCUE!!!!1

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 8 points ago +8 / -0

The kekest of keks

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EggPlanter 1 point ago +1 / -0

"but REAL TRANS hasn't been tried yet!1!"

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 3 points ago +3 / -0

The most fragile humans to have ever walked the earth.

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Saltynips 2 points ago +2 / -0

That they'll realize their life is a lie and commit suicide.

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RockyMin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do those people even use credit cards? I can't imagine them paying those bills every month.

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YugYensid 48 points ago +48 / -0

Step 1. Submit a name that is too large to print on the card.

Step 2. Get name rejected.

Step 3. Sue.

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MapleBaconWaffles 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now I'm wondering what they do for people who's real names are too big to fit.

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not sure, any Indians here that can tell us?

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POTUS_DonnieJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Russian here. Some of my cards just have a first initial, others have the name printed in a smaller font size than normal.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any people I know with Indian names have normal-length names.

I'd be curious about Karens with hyphenated married names however.

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cjcivicx 34 points ago +34 / -0

Flex Buffchest, reporting for booty, Mastercard!

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YugYensid 18 points ago +18 / -0

Slab Hardpeck

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Tagappliedfork 18 points ago +18 / -0

Biggus Dickus

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women_for_trump 16 points ago +16 / -0

Tits McGee

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DoItNow 16 points ago +16 / -0

Dixie Normus

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women_for_trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jack MaHoggoff

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monkadelic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Peter Gosinya

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blast Hardcheese

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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KD86 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big McLargeHuge

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women_for_trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Phil McCrackin

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Kekislaw 12 points ago +12 / -0

Mike Hunt

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cjcivicx 7 points ago +7 / -0

I legit had a bud in high school named Mike Hunt lol. The teachers were NOT amused.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

I. P. Freely

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BeardedNinjaPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chris P. Bacon

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

That laugh

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Magatruckus Killdozer

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BewareOfThePug 24 points ago +24 / -0

Massacard

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Tagappliedfork 3 points ago +3 / -0

Underrated comment.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +2 / -1

Buck Loves Massa

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Pres_Trump 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hugh Mongus

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Kekislaw 3 points ago +3 / -0

legend

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AmericanScholar373 2 points ago +2 / -0

HUGHMUNGUS WAAH?!

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Jestheter 19 points ago +19 / -0

I suppose this works... except when they ask to see ids for purchases over 50$ and you now you have to explain why your name doesn't match your card...

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 8 points ago +8 / -0

...or when someone else steals that card Ang goes on a low-level shopping spree.

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unashamed 15 points ago +15 / -0

I guess the Feds say “Know Your Customer”, unless they’re woke.

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fuckthealphabetsoup 11 points ago +11 / -0

Libs swiping their L's.

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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Basedsliceofwinning 6 points ago +6 / -0

Isn't the term Mastercard racist? I'm fucking offended!

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck em, make them change their company name

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fapoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Xis majesty Le Cunt puncher"

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DestroyerofCobwebs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mastercard: We don't give a fuck about your petty ideology, consume product, peasant!

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the financial institution version of a dick pic, lol!

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Keiichi81 3 points ago +3 / -0

a simply purchase can put them at risk

At risk of what? Being mildly uncomfortable?

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Cpl_McMerica_1775 2 points ago +2 / -0

So those are your preeeeeeferred pronouns?

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Malicious Compliance done right

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Theannihilatrixx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy fuck hahahha

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warlord1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based.

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LyvK01 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

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deleted 0 points ago +1 / -1
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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 0 points ago +1 / -1

This guy is going to get their account cancelled and doxxed... not smart.