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bubadmt 121 points ago +121 / -0

Easy, just send a social worker 😂

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bigdickhangsright 26 points ago +26 / -0

Andy's a Gno show

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Desert_Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pro jogger

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Guruchild 104 points ago +104 / -0

Fucking libtards are dumber than a stale wet sack of cat shit.

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Icanteven 59 points ago +59 / -0

seriously. Talk shit about the police, persecute the police for doing their job, denounce them wholesale as racist, "defund" them.... and then complain because you aren't being served. What a bunch of smooth brain retards.

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Junionthepipeline 19 points ago +19 / -0

Meh.i didnt see many cops speaking out about enforcing mask bullshit.

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ModernKnight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Depends on what area you're in. In my area they flat out told DeWine they would not enforce any Kung Flu idiocy, and would not aid State officials with enforcement in any way.

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worldowedexplanation 5 points ago +5 / -0

The kicked people off the lakefront in Chicago because it was closed by the Mayor. 18 miles of open fresh air was “dangerous.”

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merf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe the cops looked out and said, "Meh, I don't see many citizens speaking out about ending mask enforcement bullshit, so they must want it."

Cops are paid to enforce the laws as they're written, regardless of how idiotic they are. Courts are for deciding which laws are constitutional. Legislators make the laws. We elect the legislators and judges and sheriffs and have been doing a horrible job (or perhaps have been electing good people that become compromised by Freemasons).

This is the same attitude people have about the courts--expecting them to fix every legislative fuckup when, again, it's not their job to legislate.

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Fuck_The_NWO 22 points ago +22 / -0

They've never really had to face consequences so cause and effect don't work right in their dumb cat shit brains.

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War_Hamster 11 points ago +11 / -0

I was struggling with why you'd put cat sh*t in a sack in the first place, much less keep it long enough for it to go stale and then wet it down.

Then I realized you were talking about Libtards and it all made perfect sense.

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SlumberBalu -1 points ago +1 / -2

And you obey to them, because you do nothing g against your corrupt pedo president!

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deleted 55 points ago +55 / -0
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Spicy_maymay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leopards ate my ass!!

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Elkingjefe 41 points ago +42 / -1

I live in Portland moved here from rural Nevada, and Thought I would move to the city a few years ago with my gf for her scholarship. Now we are counting the days until she gets her degree so we can get the fuck out of this shit hole

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HoneyBadger32 15 points ago +15 / -0

I’m in the same boat. Next March my wife is done. Already planning on leaving by April 1st.

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Elkingjefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still have a few years to go

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MarcusAurelius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Relative flew in. She's saying that the homeless situation is worst in Portland than even Washington DC or Baltimore.

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Elkingjefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s 100% true I have only been here two and a half years and it keeps getting worse by the day luckily I live far enough in the outskirts that I don’t have as much to deal with on a daily

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MeloniaisMelons 40 points ago +40 / -0

That's what you get when 911 has menu options

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BritPedeMEGA 27 points ago +28 / -1

To talk to a male officer, press 1. To talk to a female officer, press 2. To talk to a gay male officer, press 3. To talk to a gay female officer press 4. To talk to a bisexual female officer press 5. To talk to a black female gay transsexual officer press 6. To talk to a back female trans male officer press 7. To hear further options for gender of your responding offer, press #.

*presses #

. Please listen to the following options carefully, as the gender choices have recently changed. To list male identifying sub genders, press 1. To list female identifying sub genders, pres 2. For other 72 more choices, press 9…

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Quietam_Unum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Day-yum man! I tried to read that out loud to the Mrs. and couldn't make it through it w/o laughing so hard my eyes watered.

Thanks for the laugh.

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MAGATHREAD 10 points ago +10 / -0

Was really expecting yougetwhatyoudeserve.png

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JESUSJUGS 27 points ago +27 / -0

That’s why I moved away from that shithole. You can feel the tension in the air when you’re there. Better get a gun.

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thisisatestof2 13 points ago +14 / -1

I've had to call 911 a few times. Only once did I have a short wait of of maybe 90 seconds for a operator to answer, ad that was due to a bad storm they just blew thru when I called to report a downed wire arching within a few feet of a house.

Imagine how bad the crime is with a 50+ minute hold time.

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MarcusAurelius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup, Second Amendment isn't if a deer decides to break in.

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Chuj 25 points ago +26 / -1

"if you actually need help"

So was he prank calling 911? WTF?

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TheBigT03 18 points ago +18 / -0

Emt here. People call 911 over the dumbest shit. A good amount of calls are utter bs sadly.

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Chuj 3 points ago +3 / -0

What percentage are valid, v BS? I know there may be grey zones

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TheBigT03 3 points ago +3 / -0

Really depends if its an ALS car or BLS. ALS doesnt really see too much nonsense but BLS it’s honestly most calls.

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Lomaxw85 1 point ago +1 / -0

I talked to an emt here, she told me 90% was B.S.

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TheBigT03 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds about right.

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TheSphinxIsAFag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live near a sheriff's station and a neighbor was basically having a rave on a weekday at 3am. I called them and told them to stick their head out the window and find this music to shut it off. They didn't even listen and told me to call 911 for them to do anything about it. Seemed retarded to me, but whatever.

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we_won_the_war_jack 25 points ago +25 / -0

Have tried calling a social worker?

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DeadOverRed 18 points ago +18 / -0

What kind of racist calls 911?

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Stevo182 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anyone else remember the clip of the lady a while back saying that an expectation or desire of safety was white privilege?

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Mint 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I don't want to be safe!" said nobody ever

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Flag_falsely 3 points ago +3 / -0

So if a black person expects or even wants safety…they are racist?

Isn’t that what the whole “re-imagine the police” bullshit is supposedly about?

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DaemonKrog 16 points ago +16 / -0

Did they legit not realize that THE POLICE happen to be most of the people behind 911?

Leftists: "Defund the Police!"

Also Leftists: "Where are the police!"

Fuck these people are retarded.

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RandoBudster 12 points ago +12 / -0

Call Ted or the City Council members.

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Siteless_Vagrant 11 points ago +11 / -0

I thought 911 was the enemy there? Why would they call that number? Why wouldn't they holler out the window for Raz & The Chazites?

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NickAtNight 11 points ago +11 / -0

Say what?

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waxmyballs 10 points ago +11 / -1

hahahahaha! getting just what they wanted. karma just keeps biting tards in the ass. i do love karma.

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Just_An_Idahoan 10 points ago +11 / -1

If I ever "break bad" I know where I'm setting up shop. 🤩

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honkpillfarmer 9 points ago +9 / -0

You get what you fucking deserve

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Daddy_Knows_Best 9 points ago +9 / -0

good luck ya'll!

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Leuraness 8 points ago +8 / -0

He needed your car more than you do.

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YouHadMeAtGaming 8 points ago +8 / -0

“Defund the police!” “Okay.” “Why are the police not helping me?!”

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PremiumCracker 7 points ago +7 / -0

I sincerely hope these degenerates enjoy what they've fucking voted for.

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AdamSmith1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ha ha - now defund your utility companies.

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bobbybadass 4 points ago +4 / -0

Huh. It's almost like defunding police is idiotically stupid. Who could have seen that coming?

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residue69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Their white privilege is showing!

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zerocooltx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha defund the police you artards. Did you think that just meant boots on the ground?

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Btcox 4 points ago +4 / -0

Defund them more.

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ravioli_king 4 points ago +5 / -1

Some towns will just forward you to a county call center if they don't have enough people on staff or the wait is too long.

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worldowedexplanation 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes some “towns” like Chicago will just leave calls in “R.A.P status” (radio assignment pending) since they don’t have enough cops to handle all the crime at 9pm on a Friday night.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Real Socialism is being tried...

Imagine voting for this, and then complaining about it!

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WhyTee1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Libtards.

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Justjayce 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awwwwwwwwww

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LarryBugman 3 points ago +3 / -0

NNNNNNNNNNNNNO REFUNDS!

You voted for it. Time to start learning the art of not getting killed by savages.

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BritPedeMEGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is terrible. All the incompetent fools inside city hall, a governor MIA, and an obviously ineffective police commissioner. Citizens complaining that PPD are ‘literal nazis.’ Who voted these clowns in?

Oh wait… they did.

Oh well. Keep voting for the same people you get the same results. Try voting for someone else next time.

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incogneato 1 point ago +1 / -0

after what we've seen with Dominion voting machines, there's a good chance those clowns weren't voted in at all.

that's the real problem

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Tr0mp 3 points ago +3 / -0

good job at staying banned OP.

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AmericanScholar373 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the most NPC shit ever…. Wow

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Labyrinth9000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just shoot the person in defense, police will magically show up right away

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AdamSmith1776 3 points ago +3 / -0
  • DEFUND THE POLICE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT -
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Rocks_vs_Uzis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol fuck Portland. Let it burn.

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pimpdaddypayne 3 points ago +3 / -0

29 minutes? Ha! They just straight up don’t answer in the city I’m in. I seen a post a few days ago that someone got ran over on the highway, and a few people were trying to call 911, and they never got anyone to pick up the phone. That’s not an isolated issue, I’ve seen similar stories a few dozen times in the past few years.

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MAGADUDE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Call 911 and call for a pizza and see which one shows up first

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DragonEnergy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Making people wait to file a report is a sneaky way to shorten the official response times.

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Fangerang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone that still lives in Portland and isn't a leftist / antifa supporting retard is just asking for trouble at this point. Why would you continue living in a place where basically everyone is against you, including the police and court system? Fucking move already.

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MarcusAurelius 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you see the prices of houses outside the Portland metro, people are moving.

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Seems_legit83 2 points ago +2 / -0

… defund the police chimes in…

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not new for Portland to be honest.

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JohnCocktoastin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m convinced that this is nothing more than a LARP. ANTIFA = feds. Proud boys = feds. LARPing away like the LAIRE Battle Royal in role models.

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TraumaHotel 2 points ago +2 / -0

My liberal cross dressing gay cousin that lives in Hollywood California and preaches lefty commie talking points in the family group text. He commented that his bike got stolen and that he cried about it. These people are retards. Truly useful idiots.

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TwitterIsTrash 2 points ago +2 / -0

“DEFUND THE POLICE!1!1!1! ACAB!1!1!”

a few moments later

“WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG TO REACH 911?!? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!1!1!1”

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JZSquared 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's almost as if... Now bear with me... Defunding the police has consequences.

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

only if the government makes private security unavailable

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chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

"We are Laughing at you"

Where is that Ron Burgundy gif?

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Yahyeetw 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe fucking move? Portland is the wild west now

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goat_nebula 1 point ago +1 / -0

“You are banned from commenting in this community now.” kek