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Squeaker 119 points ago +119 / -0

Yes, because women LOVE man boobs, toothpick arms, and a man who can't defend himself or his family against a pickle jar much less a modern leftist hambeast. I'm swooning already. 🤢

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Frog_Anne 59 points ago +59 / -0

Toothpick arms and soft little hands - yuk!

It isn't necessary to look like a movie star with 8 pack abs, but seriously, a decent level of fitness is important. Also, we ladies need to step up our game to be in decent shape and a healthy weight too.

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Icanteven 38 points ago +38 / -0

Being physically desirable is an important aspect of maintaining a relationship. Having some level of physical fitness isn't just part of a healthy lifestyle, its part of a healthy relationship.

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AntiCandyCommie 25 points ago +26 / -1

Fat frumpy women who aren't desirable find it easier to tear down better looking women than it is for them to get in decent shape themselves

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Johnson998 12 points ago +12 / -0

Like crabs in a bucket.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Women need to feel good about themselves so they don't tear down women OR men who are in healthy shape...

If you look at the loudest SJW wimmen going after "toxic" (riiiiight) masculinity, it's because none of them could pique the interest of a good man. Just like all those who claim you are fat shaming them when you suggest a healthier lifestyle might be a grand idea, it's easier to put the blame outside yourself. True Story: I handed one of those whiners a ten dollar bill once. They said, "Uh, what's this for?" I told them, "Go buy a full length mirror at Goodwill, because obviously you don't own one."

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EUssr 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been wondering about whether or not certain hairstyles etc. are promoted among women for precisely that reason for quite a while.

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themightykekfish 27 points ago +27 / -0

The amount of tatted up land whales I see toting around cuckolds is absolutely insane.

These bitches can barely walk up 20 ft of a hill.

I’ve been working out every day till 11 after work recovering from my “married” body and I still probably have another 3-4 months ahead of me

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Leporidae 8 points ago +8 / -0

You have the rest of your life ahead of you. There's never a point where it's time to stop working out.

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themightykekfish 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welllll unless you cheatin or leavin’ it kinda falls on deaf ears if you get my meaning

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Leporidae 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you're working out for women, you're doing it wrong. It's for you. Sweat, discipline, and moving heavy pieces of metal is what reminds you that you're a man and not some soymilk drinking liberal.

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themightykekfish 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah yeah we are talking about different things

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SordidPontification 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think this is part of the reason people don't stick with routines. It's not about "oh, do this and this and you'll feel and look better."

It's a life style choice. i.e. you can choose to be healthy and include exercise as part of your routine. Or you can be unhealthy. I think once I wrapped my head around the idea that it's a life style it was easier to adjust to including it as part of my routine.

I did laugh at your description, though. It's pretty apt. While my exgf isn't a land whale, I had a helluva chuckle when I finally saw a picture of the dude she was with. Soyboy extreme. She got a downgrade; I got motivation to work my ass off. Like you, I still have a long road ahead of me, but holy moly do I feel a lot better!

Worth it!

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themightykekfish 3 points ago +3 / -0

Life is better with high standards fren!!

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

So much truth in your statement!

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catvideos3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fat women obviously can fend for themselves and don’t need men.

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SordidPontification 6 points ago +6 / -0
  1. If it doesn't move, eat it.
  2. If it does move, and you can shuffle faster than it can, eat it.
  3. If it does move, and you can't shuffle faster than it can, call it a misogynistic bigot.
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SordidPontification 5 points ago +6 / -1

Feminism has ruined both sexes, IMO. Women are encouraged to not watch their figure (the "healthy at any size" mantra is lethal), and men are told that working out is toxic.

Eff that noise.

It's important for one's sanity to be fit. After my exgf had her new soytoy dump me (not even kidding), I started an exercise routine that I've kept up more than a year later. Honestly, besides having her out of my life, it's one of the better decisions I've made outside accepting Christ as my savior.

People gravely underestimate the importance of physical fitness, because it isn't just about physique or feeling better... or not being winded going up a flight of stairs. It greatly improves mental health and well-being as well.

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SordidPontification 6 points ago +6 / -0

Coincidentally, I'm a dev too, and honestly I was wrecking my health. I do mostly contract work, so I somehow rationalized the idea thusly: If the more I work, the more money I make, this means that I can bust my ass until 3am and wake up 5-6 hours later to do it all again. All while mostly sitting on my ass.

It sounds retarded, but the breakup I went through was the best thing that ever happened to me. I offloaded a toxic person and got motivated to work out every day. I sleep better, and I feel better at 40 than I did all throughout my 30s. My mental state is also significantly better.

I really wish I could underline, highlight, and banner-ize your comment. Because it's honestly true: We weren't designed for the work most of us actually commit to. I sincerely believe that's why our profession has a disproportionate incident rate of psychological disorders. Lack of sun, lack of exercise, and often stressful time tables.

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 30 points ago +30 / -0

The ones with no interest in having kids actually do because soyboys are more easily manipulated.

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StolenElectionsKill 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yes the purposefully-childless 'nerd wives' of silicon valley, often 'hotties', make me sick. They are the most gold-digging narcissists I've ever seen. My son's wife is one of them.

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SordidPontification 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost wound up with one myself. As our relationship progressed, we had a growing number of disagreements, because her efforts to manipulate me were failing.

Hey, I know, I made my mistakes. I was dumb. You live and learn. At least we didn't get married. That would've been a disaster.

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tom_machine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mrs Dorkey?

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StolenElectionsKill 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, It's Ms. Nerd. Dorks are socially clumsy weirdos, and my son is not anything like that - very social and outgoing, in addition to being brilliant, even if the culture there in Silicon Valley has definitely turned him into a California elitist, at best. He's a self-identified 'Nerd' though - very smart guys, at the top of the tech food chain, but fell prey at a young age to a hot narcissistic woman who makes it a point to isolate him from his family. I hate her.

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HulkHogan42069 10 points ago +10 / -0

I agree but I also think you’re underestimating pickle jars…..

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p1smo 4 points ago +5 / -1

Just gotta tap the edge of a stubborn lid lightly on the counter to loosen it up.

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HulkHogan42069 9 points ago +9 / -0

I tried that and got #MeToo’d 🥺

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

The average man has about 4 times the grip strength of an average woman.

Protecting, providing, making babies with her, that's all good. But what a woman really needs is a jar opener.

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HulkHogan42069 1 point ago +1 / -0

But what a woman really needs is a jar opener.

Is that a euphemism?

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Desert_Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

leather jacket = physical fitness

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Industry4 52 points ago +52 / -0

working out increases testosterone, which is one of the targets of the left. They understand that 'masculinity' is a risk to marxism. Look for more articles like this to be common place. Instead, it will backfire. This kind of thing just makes me want to add sets to my workout.

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arebee 9 points ago +10 / -1

Teenagers will read what they’re saying and think “oh no! We better do as they say, otherwise people might think were rebellious!!”

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doug2 11 points ago +12 / -1

Yes because teens hate being viewed as rebellious

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consumptiveballerina 6 points ago +6 / -0

Idk, maybe they do now. Look at social media and everybody wanting to be just like their favorite influencers and shit.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Note how their favourite influencers generally aren't their parents. Kids in the 60s were emulating various celebrities too, weren't they?

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MastaJoda 6 points ago +8 / -2

I think I’ll be adding a few more workouts to my already solid workout schedule. Get big, son!

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IntrepidEye 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't say I agree with your "get big" mantra because I'm more of a "lean and fast" kinda guy, but I agree with the spirit of what you're trying to say.

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Breadstick4 1 point ago +1 / -0

For me, Im lean and fast, being big is a better alternative now that i am done competitive swimming

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Sphinx3peat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell you what. Nothing gets me going in the morning more than a good workout or a nice run with a 20lb vest.

Physical exercise feels good.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just be sure to eat enough protein and get a good nights sleep.

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savagememes 22 points ago +22 / -0

hmm in the context of gearing up for war with China this seems like an effort to make our fighters week .... arrest this shithead "journalist" , life in prison

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NvJohansson 10 points ago +10 / -0

Journo with no last name sounds legit

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Guruchild 5 points ago +5 / -0

Journalist my ass. These are just Facebook spammers.

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SordidPontification 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair, even "journalists" haven't been doing journalism for years if not decades.

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arebee -1 points ago +1 / -2

China doesn’t have strong men. They have bugmen. Shoot one and two more closes the ranks. They don’t need independent thought, freedom or even decent food.

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CrimsonClown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao, bugmen.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, they do have a pretty decent olympic weightlifting program. Although I understand that's not exactly what's at issue.

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BlitheringIdiot 15 points ago +15 / -0

Now that I have seen this photo, I understand that lifting results in raping. I am no longer a blithering idiot.

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jdog 16 points ago +16 / -0

The author is just upset that no one wants to rape her.

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Matticus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Her? Look at the flag background of its avatar

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mmYumFormrVPbidenCum 4 points ago +4 / -0

“It” is already considering becoming the rapist

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not “it”, not “her”

“Him”

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BigDickTurner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will it trigger them more to use their actual gender, or to 'dehumanise' them with 'it'?

I think we need an experiment to determine the best way to piss them off.

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Breadstick4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Id dehumanise rather then actual because it shows more product of its choice

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mmYumFormrVPbidenCum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those things aren’t human bro

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newuser999 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why Meg from family guy was so funny.

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SteelMongoose 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Society must be fat and ugly like us!"

--Feminists

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Matticus 12 points ago +12 / -0

https://onlyfeminists.com/2021/03/19/dear-men-stop-working-out/

I'm leaning towards this site being satire but I genuinely can't be sure

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Ponzo 4 points ago +6 / -2

A site made by a supposed vegan trans feminist

https://twitter.com/KatieUnbiased

I do hope its satire because in a youtube video shes literally burying a ham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3n-XzNvnbU

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Breadstick4 1 point ago +1 / -0

It talks about castrating men, and then the next article is about people should stop playing videogames because it is too masculine.

it is satire

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have hope for humanity after reading the comments on the article. Thanks for digging for it so I didn't have to. (gag) A lot of the readers call this person out for their bias. The funniest thing about the site is that it has this claim at the top:

Unbiased Journalism from a Feminist Perspective

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Unbiased my ass. That sentence is literally impossible. Look at all the lies in just one line -- Unbiased • "Journalism" • "Perspective"

hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaa -- oh, I can't breeeeeve

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45isthebomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good grief. I read it and I’m somewhere between laughing and grieving for my fellow men. The part about castrations almost makes me believe someone from the Bee Or its a seriously mentally ill person

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately, castration is not an option for humans at this point in time due to the lack of research in the field of synthetically engineered sperm which is necessary for procreation.

– Anonymous Medical Doctor with a PhD.

I'm pretty sure it's satire.

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BasedInvestor 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you're right, it is probably satire.

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cyberwar 8 points ago +8 / -0

how about no

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xf7975 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good suggestion OP. I was actually working on the 100 pushups challenge this morning before opening Patriots.win.

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cook_does 6 points ago +6 / -0

Journalist Katie is a trans pedo and needs to live in a society of women to get what it wants. Ignore this demon, the are dumb

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Gildoom 5 points ago +5 / -0

In the Bible, when men were encouraged to become weak, soft, they were later conquered not long after doing this.

Communists are evil, and want you weak.

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NACH0 5 points ago +6 / -1

Dear whore: NO

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look at the author. It's a faggot that couldn't lift or make it with women so he decided to call himself Katie.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Eradicated" is a bit of a strong word...

Where have I heard that word used emphatically before...

Probably from someone else who could nazi the error of their ways

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

i see what you did there 😁

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kensai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Friend of mine gets pussy thrown at him left and right. Women approach him at the gym sometimes. He lifts a lot but mostly very functional like Olympic and very heavy. Keep working out boys, it's weird how a solid frame and low body fat add two to three points on a ten scale to most guys. But for some it's a longer road than others, keep improving and never stop.

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Fenix 5 points ago +5 / -0

After seeing this post I'm going to do push ups right now. And on my knuckles, out of spite.

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Thirsty_Liberty_Tree 4 points ago +4 / -0

A man who isn't dangerous is quite-simply harmless, which is what the enemy desires.

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slimcoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

This was clearly written by a woman who was recently dumped by a chad and wants to regain some modicum of power by ensuring she's more attractive than the next guy she dates.

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OrangeLivesMatterCA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've said this before and I will continue to say it forever. They have already spent over 20 years weakening men and will continue to do it

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BasedInvestor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Believable, but this is probably a satire author fyi https://onlyfeminists.com/2021/03/19/dear-men-stop-working-out/

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Trousershorts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unfortunately, castration is not an option for humans at this point in time due to the lack of research in the field of synthetically engineered sperm which is necessary for procreation.

– Anonymous Medical Doctor with a PhD.

That is absolutely satire, we really need to be careful about believing every seemingly idiotic article. There are already plenty of real ones out there

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Dale_Gribble 3 points ago +3 / -0

I DID BENCH TODAY BOYS LIFTING OVER MY BODY WEIGHT LETS GOOOOOOO.

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GeoG85 3 points ago +3 / -0

Both sides are shallow. Both sides have standards.

Men want tattooless, clean virgins without body modifications - all natural.

Women want body builders, with wallets as fat as their dicks - all natural.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meh - come on man, I expect a little more critical thought on this site. Your generalizations are shallow. You need to get out more. Or start hanging out in the world in flyover country. Develop a love of country music. Come hang out with real people. Your description is extremely limited and prolly only applies to 20-somethings. Mature Patriots are a little better than that.

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Lipscarf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh my god. Go to this psychopath’s Twitter account. You will see that this abomination murdered its dog for being perceived as homophobic. I am so disgusted right now

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The_red_hat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m pretty sure she’s satire

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GoUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only morons would follow advice from a blind of "journalist Katie", so I think we're safe.

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BigE_123456 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are enough 100lb Soy Boy's behind the counters of businesses already.

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UltraFrogMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pullups and legs today sir

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FlexPowerhouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Girlfriend and I worked out in the converted garage to home gym this morning. Great way to start the day.

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Johnson998 2 points ago +2 / -0

I also converted my garage to a gym this year. Theres no way I'm going to a gym and working out in a mask!

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

DEAR REAL MEN - WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!

WORK OUT. EAT RIGHT. EAT MRAT AND MASHED POTATOES. DRINK LOCAL BEER (LESS CHEMICALS)

I'll tell you what is toxic -- soy boys, whiney snowflakes, men who believe they "understand a womans menstrual pain" (gag...)

I don't mind a little sweat as long as you understand hygiene. I love muscles and hairy chests, and men who don't freakin' manscape!!!

Don't listen to the media and the extremely small minority of social justice warriors who have Daddy issues! Bottom line - we need men, we love men, we don't think y'all are toxic (well, there are probably a few exceptions, but still...) and we love you!

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k-doe1 2 points ago +2 / -0

my wife likes it when I squeeze her hand between my pecks

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Tucso 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is nothing but a joke

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lapierreman 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is bullshit!

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, no can do. My program is just Monday to Fridays. Weekends are for recovery.

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NoYesYesNo 1 point ago +1 / -0

To this day, I still don't know what toxic masculinity is. Wait until the days the "masculine" garbage coming from overseas starts raping you, and your "men" are not masculine enough to defend you, then I would like to know what your response will be. If she/her/he moves to Sweden, you don't have to worry about the toxic masculinity issue but make sure to dye your hair if you are a blonde. Btw, if she/he/her or whatever does not have to worry about men exercising because their T is deficient anyway, so no problemo. More than likely, another dumb white bitch.

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WhoMeTwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

At this point, I think they're just putting bullshit out there to see what they can get away with...

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CharlieMike 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dear Journalists: Find some honest work, constantly publishing lies creates a cycle of distrust and disdain and must be eradicated.

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Nrdrsr 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a parody account btw

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Journalist Katie

Tranny flag in the background

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Deepthroht 1 point ago +1 / -0

If anything we should mandate steroids to cure the soyboy epidemics. They give them out to faggot trannies but god forbid you want to increase your muscle mass and lower your body fat. The horror!

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dear lesbian bitch, I think it's time to work out on your face

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WallStreetAristocrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry. Women of value don't covet obesity in a mate. Put out what you what you want to attract.

Seems like this is just pushing people to attract perpetual platonic relationships from bandy legged losers just like themselves. Have fun with that horse shit.

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Mememagic4all 1 point ago +1 / -0

Typical leftist always about power came control of others like their Communist roots. Always focus on the tool not the problem behavior typically this is why they are against physical and mental health being taught in schools.

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TheSaltyProphet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dear Men... STAY TOXIC AND MASCULINE AS FUCK

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dear Katie: How about NO? Go. fuck.yourself.

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Flipakademsarepedos 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂

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Ladyped1 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the fucking hell. This can't be real. Do ppl really believe this garbage?

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

That profile pic. TOP KEK!