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Biden Dog Dies (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by ENVYNITAZ ago by ENVYNITAZ +2380 / -3
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Bullgod 64 points ago +66 / -2

His dog was on our side. I know this because he tried to bite everyone he could in the Whitehouse.

RIP to our secret German Shepherd agent in the Whitehouse.

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MyDadLikedBiden 20 points ago +20 / -0

That was the other dog, Major.

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Bullgod 15 points ago +16 / -1

Well maybe the dog that passed was secretly painting targets for Major...

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Gipgm2 7 points ago +7 / -0

TFF FREN

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FireannDireach 11 points ago +11 / -0

Both of them have seen things no dog ever should.

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MICHIGANisRED 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's okay. Joe has to be reminded each morning that he owns any dogs.

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ChinaAreNazis 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wrong dog

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

his other dog is the biter

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BostonVoter 33 points ago +34 / -1

Sadly dogs can take only so much sexual abuse from the Biden Family

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JudicialDredd 6 points ago +7 / -1

somebody had to eat the Skittles..

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Memeoverlord 4 points ago +4 / -0

This comment is so under rated loo

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FredRedd 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was… so wrong. Yet, here I am laughing…

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

DOH!

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Pumpingiron_Patriot1 26 points ago +26 / -0

Maybe the Dog knew something that could have gotten Hillary Arrested

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FredRedd 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was going to say; “Arkancide… k9 edition?”

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Farmerbob1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ark9cide?

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TrumpNutt45 8 points ago +8 / -0

Barkancide

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Farmerbob1 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's much better!

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MICHIGANisRED 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see what you did there

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RedPilledRaven 17 points ago +17 / -0

They want Joe to hold on as long as possible so Heels Up can run on that was Biden making those mistakes, not me. He won’t last all 4 years but they want him to get closer to the finish line.

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JudicialDredd 10 points ago +10 / -0

They already have the narrative planned out. I'm sure CNN have their talking points ready to go. Zuck will ban any opposing views. Twitter will do the same. And google will block everything else searchable.

"Strong woman takes lead after old white man unfit for office"

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

Part of me hopes he does hang on that long. Imagine the left defending him when he's even more out of his mind than he is now.

My guess is it will go like "President Biden has just gone 50 days without any public appearances. His staff assures us he's very busy doing critical work for the nation, and hopes to make an appearance soon."

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eupraxia128 14 points ago +14 / -0

That dog was probably more fit to be President than biden is. It at least would have probably passed a cognitive test.

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Pepe-Meme 1 point ago +1 / -0

The dog could bark in three different languages and Biden can’t even speak one!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

true

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Major_the_Maga_Dog 10 points ago +10 / -0

He hated communists as much as I do. RIP based dog fren

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Major is still alive

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Major_the_Maga_Dog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woof

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OrangeManVeryGood 7 points ago +7 / -0

They suicided the dog? Savage.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Barkancide

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Megascandal 1 point ago +1 / -0

This one was bought in 2008 from a puppy mill that I am fairly certain failed inspection. So natural causes are probable, but money could have probably extended its life a lot more than that. Regardless, my assumption is this dog was little more than a prop to the Bidens.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

i predicted last year she will be running this shit show by August , , ,

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TexasJack 9 points ago +10 / -1

I once thought so, too.

At this point I think the powers behind the throne are becoming painfully aware of why she didn't even make it to the first primary. They've proven Joe can sleepwalk and mumble his way even through the G7 without a peep of bad press. Why risk replacing a puppet who does as he is told?

No, I think we're in for a full 3.5 years of Weekend at Bernie's: The White House Years.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

point well taken . . . she is extremely unlikable

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SpaceForceMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

RIP to that good boy

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LarsOfTheMohicans 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would never wish a dead dog on my worst enemy. However, I hope that Champ died in the same way that Joe and the Corporate Media forced 100's of thousands of elderly to die: alone, entirely cut off from the outside world, in a medical facility entirely uninterested in easing his suffering.

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IvIA6A 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did he abuse that one too?

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

yes, he abuses everything he touches

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KirbyMorph 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this the dog that was biting everyone? Did they just put it down and saying it "died"?

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

no, the biter is still alive

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chahn1138 3 points ago +3 / -0

Except that this one was named Chump.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden asked David Chipman over for a chat and... force of habit.

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gpcooper 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's coming soon

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LLegendary 2 points ago +2 / -0

Usually dog news means something.

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BloodDe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Must have bit the head of the CIA

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Brumotti 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who's pooped on the floor more, Biden or Champ?

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

doh

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MrAnderson1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

He had to do something to get the fuck out of that family.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahahahahahaha

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SALTYBALLS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably had dirt on the Clintons

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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DarkDrai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tippecanoe.

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MAGAPlenty 2 points ago +2 / -0

He got into Hunter’s Parmesan cheese stash. F.

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925TheJOY 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha! Like she has power, strategy, or any say in the enemy's planned health resignation of biden

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PatriotSkorzeny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hitler tested his cyanide on Blondi. 2 other 1st dogs died recently as well.

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CJ74U2NV 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw the headline and thought his wife died.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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BasedInvestor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's hear the lapdog media ask questions about Biden's dog now LMAO. Poetic justice.

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BasedInvestor 1 point ago +1 / -0

He had enough pets around with the white house press room nearby.

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Stopthegreatreset 2 points ago +2 / -0

They killed it because itwas on our side

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hect0rH0ePr0tect0r 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great title. Very pertinent to the content. Truly.

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Sykol 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even his dogs are dying during his presidency.

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Stopthegreatreset 1 point ago +1 / -0

They killed it because it because it was a liability

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MyKidsFuture 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dog Comms: Joe is dead. All Biden appearances will be his look alike until a replacement is named.

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KernalMustard 1 point ago +1 / -0

its like that Dr who episode with the little people inside

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comakevin76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did it not bite Biden too?

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corona79 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'll give you 3 to 1 it was the Secret Service.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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quiznossucks1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I pick on no mans dead dog...I have standards you know...

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is the dog that kept biting everyone.

Biden absolutly killed the dog.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

no, the biter is still alive

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FreddyThePatriot -4 points ago +2 / -6

Why does Kamala need a label but Joe does not?

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QLARP 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has low name recognition.

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KernalMustard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone knows her as Kumala. Who ia this Kamala you speak of

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