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maga_mama_757 [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

"I was literally shaking," Carson, a white progressive, said. "It was a clear message, plain and simple: we hate you because of your skin color. Well, I mean, not my skin color. But I'm offended on behalf of some people somewhere who might have been offended by this."

ctd: https://babylonbee.com/news/man-horrified-as-kids-give-him-noose-for-fathers-day

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apathy_meh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Garage pull

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Buck_Fiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

FBI is sending in their finest to investigate right meow!

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peltast 3 points ago +3 / -0

35 agents enroute. Will arrive @ 5am.

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Buck_Fiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN camera crew has entered the chat.

Will be there at 4:55 am.

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Davenema 1 point ago +1 / -0

See? You can’t even be sarcastic without being right.

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DeathArrow0007 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN camera crew fed story to Babylon Bee.

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Neighbor_o_the_beast 4 points ago +4 / -0

The FBI was going to dispatch a dozen agents until it was reported that the man was white. Instead, they just sent 2 agents to interrogate him on his whereabouts for January 6th.

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Bonami 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Bee is genius, give them money pedes!!!

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spezisthedevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would have been funnier if they made it a black father, but the Bee does like to tread the line when it comes to believability, so this will do.

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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

They tried to find a stock image of a black father, but were unsuccessful.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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1madhillbilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Call the FBI

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you work in the city, probably best to look into some good quality clip on ties. Never relax.

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mushmouf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Windsor style neck noose.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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AbleistSL 1 point ago +3 / -2

You should have posted this as a link.

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Ch138 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got nothing. Why? Didnt anything.