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posted ago by ModsHaveNoBalls ago by ModsHaveNoBalls +17 / -0

I'll wear a sign that says "Hey Coke I helped make the world less white is this what you wanted?"

They'll have to respond. It will start a national conversation.

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FustercluckArmy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have fun storming the castle!

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PotatoJoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cut down, not across

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ModsHaveNoBalls [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buckshot usually moves in a 3-dimensional conical spread

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CynicalTwit22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your joke fell flat

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ModsHaveNoBalls [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well I'm not in a bubbly mood

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CynicalTwit22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coca Cola virtue signals to make up for the amount of CO2 it adds to the atmosphere each year.

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ModsHaveNoBalls [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha maybe that's it

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tucker2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

self emulation would real kick things off!

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ModsHaveNoBalls [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I always emulate myself since nobody else can do it properly.

Now immolation, that would be a spectacle!

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MrVegan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Media will make you look like an asshole and your message will never get out. No one at Coca Cola will care, the POC will celebrate their victory of one less YT. If you really want to piss people off then live. Join big brothers and go teach inner city youth to read. Take photos of you reading to your kids. Spend the rest of your life screaming at liberals and BLM fakes that they never lifted a finger to read to urban youth. You win.

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ModsHaveNoBalls [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

I am an asshole though, they would be right for once

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TheAnomalousUser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Suicide Hotlines are always open fren! Dont do it

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ModsHaveNoBalls [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll just tell me to do it when I mention I'm a straight white male

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ModsHaveNoBalls [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ideally there would be maximum splatter so they have to clean me off of the building's entrance all day, but without explosives that could harm someone else. A hollow 12g slug would probably displace a lot of my whiteness in a variety of trajectories.

Another fun option would be to take a clear piece of wax and rub the Coke logo on the window with the wax right before I turn myself inside-out, so the splatter sticks to the glass and leaves a clear Coke™ logo where the wax is, like lithography.

I'm kind of a genius, really. It's a shame I'm white so my life doesn't matter.

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LivingOnThinIce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seek Help

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ModsHaveNoBalls [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I tried that

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LivingOnThinIce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spiritual Help?

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ModsHaveNoBalls [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody answered. Line was busy I guess

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LivingOnThinIce 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am free right now.

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ModsHaveNoBalls [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

None of us are

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ModernDayMao 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am available as well.

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ModsHaveNoBalls [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have some depression but this post is mostly satire.

What was your experience?

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