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posted ago by ModsHaveNoBalls ago by ModsHaveNoBalls +17 / -0

I'll wear a sign that says "Hey Coke I helped make the world less white is this what you wanted?"

They'll have to respond. It will start a national conversation.

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ModsHaveNoBalls [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ideally there would be maximum splatter so they have to clean me off of the building's entrance all day, but without explosives that could harm someone else. A hollow 12g slug would probably displace a lot of my whiteness in a variety of trajectories.

Another fun option would be to take a clear piece of wax and rub the Coke logo on the window with the wax right before I turn myself inside-out, so the splatter sticks to the glass and leaves a clear Coke™ logo where the wax is, like lithography.

I'm kind of a genius, really. It's a shame I'm white so my life doesn't matter.