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They should remain secret (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by NewPoppi ago by NewPoppi +1855 / -2
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Liberty_Prime 217 points ago +218 / -1

Can I get a loan there?

I understand there's zero interest.

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Strike08 67 points ago +67 / -0

I heard that they have a negative interest rate

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AlphaCentauri 62 points ago +62 / -0

Pretend to like unattractive women or we will call you racist.

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Just_An_Idahoan 68 points ago +68 / -0

Look closely! The ones on either end are not women.

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AlphaCentauri 38 points ago +39 / -1

nO, tHeY aRe WoMeN with pEniSes, BiGoT.

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Wankerton 11 points ago +11 / -0

Suck the lady boner or you are gay!

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AlphaCentauri 3 points ago +4 / -1

Everybody say Y -M - C - A - dah dah dah .....

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deleted 18 points ago +18 / -0
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Just_An_Idahoan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Zucking is tucking? 🥒😜

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NewPoppi [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

I use XX and XY to avoid any confusion....

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3-10 4 points ago +4 / -0

That one with purple hair is definitely a man.

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Gatsby2x4 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're probably not, 20 years ago when I worked for VS we had to let men try on lingerie in the fitting rooms. Can't imagine what its like working there now.

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Strike08 17 points ago +17 / -0

Don't see any women in that picture. Only some escaped freak show assets and a bunch of whales. And I lost my harpoons in an unfortunate accident.

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BogdanClodbonkerthed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this picture from a day center....

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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ironhorse 4 points ago +4 / -0

ba-dum-bum-CHING

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blah 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh snap!

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Perhelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao

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BritPedeMEGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Owwwwwwwww zing

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Kmdub2 73 points ago +73 / -0

Wait, WTF is the one on the RIGHT?

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Comanche_Moon 74 points ago +74 / -0

It's a MAN, baby!

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MICHIGANisRED 44 points ago +44 / -0

IT'S MA'AM!!!

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TrumpAndGodWin 17 points ago +17 / -0

I miss Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage.

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Philhelm 57 points ago +57 / -0

That's King Henry V. Not sure why he's up there.

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Cesare_Borgia 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol!

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RackOps 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's a lot of meme potential here.

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Tr0mp 5 points ago +5 / -0

LMAO best comment I've seen all week

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D__1 21 points ago +21 / -0

Romulan soy boy.

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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NotDangerousGame 14 points ago +14 / -0

Looks like something from the fifth element.

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RayRay1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is what I came to ask. I'm confused.

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MICHIGANisRED 14 points ago +14 / -0

So are they! 😂

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Centipedealicious 5 points ago +5 / -0

top kek

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Mintap 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mangerie

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Wierzfe 63 points ago +63 / -0

I find this hilarious and it’s definitely virtue signaling at its finest. VS is known to carry standard sizes only (A-DD). I bet half of those “models” can’t even shop there.

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FinalFantasyNerd 24 points ago +24 / -0

no they make stuff for fatties now.

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acasper 4 points ago +4 / -0

They realized that instead of marketing to women with average insecurities they could target women with outsized insecurities.

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BritPedeMEGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, circus tents?

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TimeTravelingGiant 20 points ago +20 / -0

It's like they've been trying to MySpace themselves for years now. First they got rid of their clothes, which were awesome and apparently sold really well so I'm not alone in that opinion. Then they brought back a few clothes and swimsuits, but not as good as it was before. There was a bit of a sweet spot where they were still using attractive and fit women to model (gasp!) but just a little less Photoshop. Actually helpful to see what it looks like irl. Recently noticed the weights going up a lot on a few of them, and probably even worse, they now hire bitches with ugly faces too. For modeling. Makes no sense

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3-10 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you own stock in them, you need to dump and short it big time. They are going to be filing Chapter 11 faster than you expect.

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NewPoppi [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Short the stock, if public

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monkadelic 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is under L Brands (LB).

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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

So it’s effectively a CIA front. I wouldn’t risk a short.

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BoltCarrierGroup 39 points ago +39 / -0

Is this real?....

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3-10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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Gonzotron5000 1 point ago +1 / -0

I cant find image associated with victoria secret. Do you have a link?

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19American62Woman 31 points ago +31 / -0

Gross🤢🤮

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Chosimbaone 31 points ago +31 / -0

Dude on the far right looks like a slave extra from a coked up 70's sci-fi move

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Racist 12 points ago +12 / -0

Logan's Runt.

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Polks_Corps 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy shit I just watched that last night my sides

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Racist 1 point ago +1 / -0

#RENEW!

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Logan's Runt

LOL

> Soylent Pink

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monkadelic 3 points ago +3 / -0

nailed it, nice.

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kazimiera 26 points ago +26 / -0

Nope. Canceled my subscription.

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kazimiera 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm not shopping with them any longer. If I want to see a fat old woman in underwear , I'll stand in front of my mirror

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Moebius 20 points ago +20 / -0

FUCK...MY EYES...YOU BASTARD!!!!!!

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LadyPedette 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nice SC Reviews quote

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ELDeplorable-O 16 points ago +18 / -2

Not even Victoria could keep a secret this big

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bubadmt 8 points ago +8 / -0

They could when they use the new Dominion POS system in all of their stores.

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0815 15 points ago +17 / -2

This is either blatant stupidity by VS or a brilliant marketing move. VS is widely distributed, but does most of their stuff brick and mortar. There are plenty of "competing" brands which took market share. They are mostly online. It is brilliant if the strongest of the new brands is owned by VS or their owners. It makes VS unwearable, even the existing stuff, because men will associate this picture with it. Voila, men buy their women a different brand or women will, because who wants to wear instant passion killers? In addition, they can save the VS angel show costs. They can use decent looking cheaper models for the other brand.

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Fanakapan 14 points ago +14 / -0

You mean run the company and its liabilities into the toilet under the guise of being virtuous ?

Oy Gevalt.

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0815 4 points ago +5 / -1

If a brand is loosing market share, it will sooner or later going down the drain. Much better to control and shorten the decline. If VS marketing found out that they don't appeal to the young, they have an issue. Time to die.

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sordfysh 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's very dumb though because it demolishes existing brand loyalty. A better idea would be to convert the dying VS brand into a high-quality, high price store for older women. Take advantage of brand loyalty amongst the older crowd. And then you can have a VS outlet that features cheaper, low quality versions for those who cannot afford more expensive versions. You can retain much higher margins with very little R&D.

This is a get woke, go broke situation if it's actually a detrimental situation to them at all.

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TimeTravelingGiant 3 points ago +3 / -0

They stopped doing the VS angel shows a couple of years ago, and they never sold the stuff that was on the runways, aside from the Fantasy Bra covered in Swarovski crystals that you would have to have custom made. Kind of a joke bc who does a fashion show where you can't buy any of the clothes, but whatever.

I'm not sure what they're doing with the brick and mortar stores now, but they've been online and in catalogs forever. They're just going woke and they've been going broke. Now it will just be faster.

Oh, and good luck finding a brand with good looking models modeling the underwears, they're following a trend, not creating it. The trend just sucks.

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +3 / -1

Those obese young people are very unhealthy, very gross and hurts the brand. So, I think their move will backfire.

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Steady3 13 points ago +13 / -0

Is this satire?

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WillHammer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hard to tell, but yes.

Expect it to become reality in about 2 weeks.

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Joeret 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is this real?!?!

Saw this quote describing the new models.

So essentially they’re looking for ugly.

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phibetared 10 points ago +10 / -0

A different lingerie shop you need to know about - to replace V.S.. It's called:

Agent Provocateur

It will wash the above photo out of your brain.

You're welcome.

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Regnad_2720 2 points ago +2 / -0

Safe search = moderate was very inspiring for a boring Monday at work.

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Kmdub2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can you imagine how far apart your hands would be when holding up the ones on the 4th chick from the left?!

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NoatakTheWiser 8 points ago +8 / -0

You'd obviously need super strength to hold up any part of her and to be able to escape her gravitational pull later.

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MinneMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go go gadget arms!

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Fordheartskav 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is this real??? fukking nasty!!!!

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Winter_bow_huntress 7 points ago +7 / -0

Go read the comments on the Victoria's secret Instagram, they're hilarious and based lol it gives me hope that people are giving them hell for being woketards. I think people are just sick of all this pandering and these divisive campaigns are starting to backfire on these companies and I can't wait for them to go bankrupt. Puts on Victorias secret lol

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3-10 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh I am so excited for the bankruptcy.

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Genesis1313 6 points ago +6 / -0

Funny. But this is fake.

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MugaUSA 5 points ago +5 / -0

This can't be real...can it?

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FailSayf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Must be a parody account right? Right?!?!?

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Lazy8 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is this real? Or is this a shit post? It's so hard to tell these days in clown world

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone is shorting VS hard RN, guaranteed.

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Iamnotademocrat4 4 points ago +4 / -0

Victoria Secret new slogan...Our clothes just do not work for everyone.

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Fenlandlad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jesus wept the fat black woman looks like a binbag filled with cake mix.

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yurimodin 3 points ago +3 / -0

WTH is that thing on the right.....

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GarudaDarkblack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are the two on the ends men? The secret is dick.

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Pence_Brigade 3 points ago +3 / -0

The dude at the end looks like a medieval squire for some high noble knight. What a queerfag

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

That ain’t Victoria’s Secret...

That’s Victoria’s deeply disturbing family shame that we don’t talk about in public!

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TurdFerguson 3 points ago +3 / -0

When it comes to hygiene alone the third from the left is likely a nightmare of hair and poo under that tarp. No way she’s able to get to her own butt crack for cleaning.

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malthael 3 points ago +3 / -0

This picture makes me want to puke after already puking from looking at the picture

It also makes me want to purge my eye sight because these women are gross

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Cobalty2004 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol you said “women”. Maybe half or less.

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malthael 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha true they are not women, they are land whales

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MagicBanana 1 point ago +1 / -0

3-4 of them are men.

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MICHIGANisRED 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to jerk off to their catalog as a teen. I hope nobody tries to do that anymore.

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CommieCrats 2 points ago +2 / -0

PUKE!

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ladies of the left.

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rextexMG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yikes.

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zerocooltx 2 points ago +2 / -0

is it not racist that the only fat chicks in this are black?

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Yam_nation 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking disgusting.

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MrCrispy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wtf?! I can’t fap to this! I’m off to see if Frederik’s of Hollywood is still in business.

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TXMagaMom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously.

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Winner2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell no, hell no, hell no, maybe, hell no, no, hell no

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anaon53121 2 points ago +2 / -0

The one on the far right is just lazy star trek alien design.

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Commie_exterminator 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way this is real.....is it?

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Don't shop here"

Don't gotta tell me twice!

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well there’s no way Wexler will be accused for fucking with this ‘talent’.......woooooof

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DeboonkedFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the fuck is this bullshit?

There are at least two dudes in this picture. Someone call SeaWorld, Shamu's cousin escaped. A couple aren't bad, but good Lord is the one on the end trying out for a roll as Fryer Tuck in some Robin Hood play? Maybe casting for galaxy quest 2 has started?

Wtf are they wearing, this is supposed to be a lingerie company, yes? These assholes look like they are wearing shit they give out to the followers of a cult, where's the punch bowl?

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this real?

If so, goodbye Victoria's Secret.

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SuperMagaMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only secret here is the 13 secret herb and spices

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Turnin_the_frogs_gay 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm having a hard time deciding what is reality these days. These are supposed to be models? It's like they tried to find the ugliest losers possible.

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Kmoder8o 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is no freaking way this is real!?!? WTF?? They clearly are trying to go broke.

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smartass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where is PETA!? This is clearly ANIMAL ABUSE!!!

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Jane 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha .How about a couple of senior citizens thrown in there. Ageism!