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What if... (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by KuzoKevin ago by KuzoKevin +2068 / -4
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goodguy 29 points ago +30 / -1

Bwahahaha

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Omniwulf 23 points ago +24 / -1

It is their effort to dismantle fathers day. Why do you think they have never comercialized fathers day as they have mothers day.

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TheBestDuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

Weird. Where I live it's the other way around. They keep bombarding us about their shitty 20-in-1 tools.

Mothers get potted flowers they pass around next year.

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_-Th0r-_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

We just need to tell Dems that they need to sit Juneteenth out.

It is celebrating the original Republican Party policy idea, and we had to defeat Dems to accomplish it.

So it should be a day of silent reflection for them for the past sins of their party.

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LowKeyPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

IT's biRtHinG PerSon'S dAy, bIgOt!!!!

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Dckman 15 points ago +16 / -1

EL OH EL

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CorruptAdamShiff 14 points ago +15 / -1

Why name it Juneteenth? Sounds like jive to me. Call it June 19th, turkey!

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Unboosted 12 points ago +13 / -1

Its because its fake.

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Oldjeansandbelt 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's been a thing In Texas for decades.

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ModernKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

How dare you! And I was looking forward to Julourth celebrations next month!

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LiteraIIyHitIer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mah momma dint raze no dummeh!

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JoeBidensDementia1 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't speak, jive, wittie?

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GeoG85 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Left likes to use 'fancy' words that have no definitive meaning to confuse and throw off anyone who reads it.

It's like their, Stage 1 Idiot Bane. At least, an attempt.

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Donkeyballs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cold.

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Unboosted 6 points ago +7 / -1

Juneteenth was created specifically so black people had a day on the calendar where they are supposed to celebrate white people for freeing them.

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yurimodin 6 points ago +7 / -1

holy shit I actually LOLed on that one.....

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KyleRules 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's actually quite sad what democrats did to lower class black communities. Incentivising single motherhood through payouts during a time when those communities were clearly on the rise socially and economically. Democrats killed the stable nuclear black family and their crime rates and imprisonment skyrocketed. 1964, lyndon b Johnson.

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Redclyde 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey it's my post but in meme format. Thanks!

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CJ74U2NV 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if they just need another reason for a night of shooting each other.

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Erikabodereka 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder how many white liberals were expecting a Thank You from a random black person this weekend. How the hell are they supposed to celebrate this retarded holiday?

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

By shooting each other? 🙄

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

This meme is kind of a sad, but also true, and kind of funny...but more sad / true than funny. Maybe black dads could get together in a kind of union, you know like renting a warehouse or use an abandoned one secretly, to then teach young black males how to be entrepreneurs by selling things door to door in their neighborhoods

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Kenrailae 2 points ago +2 / -0

after the Democrats imprisoned all their fathers for being 'super-predators'

Fixed that for ya.

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

In West Oakland Father's Day is known as "Mass Confusion".

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KuzoKevin [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Mass Contusion" from a knife....maybe.

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gummykage 2 points ago +3 / -1

omg LOL I totally got this the moment i read this... LOL

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left now claims to have:

  1. A new flag that they are trying to fly at the same level as the US flag (the gay flag)

  2. A new national anthem that is played whenever the real national anthem is played (the black national anthem)

  3. A new independence day that gets the same treatment (juneteenth)

This is WAR.

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Lazarus59 1 point ago +1 / -0

oof.

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martel732 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking savage.

But...

I mean...

/grins

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CmonPeopleGetReal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek!

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VonTyger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everything about Juneteenth is a trap. It's really sad actually.

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swimmingguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brutal dude

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SR-71A_Blackbird 1 point ago +2 / -1

It is a satanic celebration of the summer solstice. It is slavery dressed up as a celebration of freedom.

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +2 / -1

I mean they made up their own holidays regularly

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jsphere256 0 points ago +1 / -1

...sheeitt

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WangDoodleDangle -1 points ago +4 / -5

Don't be ignorant. Come on. This shit is terrible and killing the group.

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OKRancher 2 points ago +2 / -0

All this race bullshit is meant to divide Americans. It’s working.

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brother_red 1 point ago +2 / -1

Seriously. What a garbage meme.

We have been invaded by low-brow bigots.

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WangDoodleDangle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah it's terrible

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