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ELDeplorable-O 75 points ago +81 / -6

My only problem with that phrasing is that it implies that somehow congress is the authority that tells Americans what to do

Sorry rep Massie … you are not the boss of me

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xxnamexx530 25 points ago +25 / -0

Remove the "If" in the highlighted section, add an "and" after the comma, and it's much better.

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Vox_Dobad 17 points ago +17 / -0

Seems like splitting hairs at first glance, but this is a very important point

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GeoG85 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're a false authority.

They say to do things. And have the FBI, CIA watching the businesses from afar. If they don't comply, they send spooks to send a 'message'. Typical faggot Old World mentality.

That would be my guess what's going on behind the scenes*

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Moonman_Alpha 7 points ago +7 / -0

This. Congress has NO authority over the citizenry but they act like it's their sole purpose.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

They act like State's Rights don't exist. But we've become accustomed to them thinking like that.

And it will be their undoing. Look to Florida and Arizona for the path...

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's supposed to be the other way around.

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StoryTimeHour 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nailed it. The whole social distancing photo op at G7 was so stupid. Our culture is wrapped in envy and politicians sell to that by virtue signaling. I don't care if you are wearing a mask at congress or standing a few feet away from people because you are in a powerful political position. Just please LEAVE ME ALONE TO LIVE MY LIFE.

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gunteh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost everyone who works for Congress for more than 4 years becomes the swamp eventually. The money is just too good to pass up.

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ELDeplorable-O 2 points ago +4 / -2

Yeap

Massie himself calls his congressional pin “my precious”

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Anaconda -2 points ago +1 / -3

Especially fakeasses like Rand Paul

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party12 23 points ago +23 / -0

Nancy Pelosi has no place being Speaker of House.

She should be head of the DNC since that is who she represents. She certainly does not represent the people of America.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 9 points ago +9 / -0

She needs to face consequences for her roles in stealing the election and setting up the insummarection on 1/6.

There really is only one remedy for a traitor.

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party12 7 points ago +7 / -0

There was something on Google that Pelosi was a shareholder in Dominion Systems--it has now be removed if you search. I looked the first day the story broke on machines being involved in the steal and it was there. Now gone.

Now there is some Wall Street company that manages the investors that they will not disclose. There is something there. Diane Feinstein is also part of it.

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Anaconda 0 points ago +2 / -2

Trump should be Speaker

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party12 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is used to being in charge--I do not see him as Speaker.

The reason we have the debt we do is Congress horse trades on the taxpayer dime to get anything done.

To really improve the infrastructure of the country would take years of planning. Throwing trillions of dollars at infrastructure without proper planning is a waste of money.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Corporations are doing the bidding of the Deep State. We should boycott every corporate that mandates employees get the vax, or forces those that don't to wear the mask.

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GiveMe1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don’t let congress be your standard for anything, unless it’s the lowest standard

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badgerdontgiveafuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

Regardless of the mask issue, I'm very glad my employer doesn't model their behavior after Congress. What a fuckup that would be.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or airlines…. Had to go on business last week (first time on a plane since the plandemic started). First TSA would not let me pass through the checkpoint with my bandana, I had to wear a cloth mask because apparently the virus knows if you have an elastic loop over your ears or not despite CDC saying bandanas are fine. Then I got upgraded to a lie-flat first class seat (a solid 7 feet from anyone else), but the flight attendant woke up me 3 times on the redeye because my mask dropped below my nose. At one point I was turned over with my hat over my face and she actually put her hands on me to wake me up to check if my mask was up. Bitch, we’re in a metal tube, if I had anything, its in the air recirc system by now, and conversely, if someone had something, its in me by now. fOlLoW tHe ScIeNcE, except when we want to have our little power trips.

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gunteh 5 points ago +5 / -0

The airlines is probably the worst offender for mask mandates. They advertise how good their filters are at cleaning the recycled air, and then get very aggressive when passengers take their mask off for more than 5 seconds to drink or eat peanuts.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sky waitresses are worse than nurses on the power-trip scale. They like to think of themselves as “Safety Officers” especially after 9/11. I think of them as unfuckable snack fetchers.

(edit: I know this probably sounds insensitive to any based sky-waitress pedes among us. You can get over it on your way to fetch me another vodka tonic.)

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gunteh 5 points ago +5 / -0

Plenty of them hit up Tinder for one-night stands in their crew layovers. Although plenty of them are committed, many are not, and it's not an industry for those seeking to stay close to loved ones for extended periods of time.

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Jimmytraficantsghost 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sky sluts

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Anaconda -1 points ago +1 / -2

Nice. So there are still hot stewardesses

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603win 1 point ago +1 / -0

But also plenty of sky whale uggos

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DivvyDivet 1 point ago +1 / -0

The airlines could argue that thin stewardesses weigh less and that means less fuel consumption.

Bam a bonefide reason to have fit stewardesses and we're being green. Sky Whales melt ice bergs.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 4 points ago +4 / -0

#StopJimCrovid

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greatgonzochops 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't care what that sloppy tittied cunt does or deems appropriate. I think it would be neat if she abandoned her body and used a pike for her head instead.

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Ray_ciss 3 points ago +3 / -0

We can be friends. And say things like " bless your pointed little head" :)

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maga05 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t give a shit what congress does or doesn’t do

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touchmystuffIkillyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's time for Congress to clarify that it is illegal for employers and businesses open to the public to require masks or vaccines. If you can't discriminate against sexual preference, race, or any other arbitrary factors, like eye color, you shouldn't be allowed to discriminate against mask wearing or vaccine status, particularly when there is no scientific reason to do so.

Unless you want to revert to an absolute approach and allow private business to discriminate any what they see fit. Pick one.

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Anaconda -1 points ago +1 / -2

Needs to be signed by Pedo Joe tho

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MooseOperator 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should fine congresswoman for showing up on the floor drunk. Looking at you Nancy.

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keeponwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it's ok for the Speaker to create arbitrary rules about worn items in the chamber, then once the R's take back the house in '22, I expect them to enforce the wearing of a 2"x3" American Flag by all members when in chambers or face a similar $500 fine. What possible reason could one have for objecting to that?

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Ocineaa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, fuck Congress.

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Anaconda 0 points ago +2 / -2

Fuck Rand Paul

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Projectedsoulimage 1 point ago +1 / -0

What'd he do now good sir?

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Ocineaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed.

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Coslin 2 points ago +2 / -0

The question is whether or not he paid it.

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Squeaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

But then it wouldn't be rules for thee but not for me. Congress wouldn't know how to operate.

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BurtMcGirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is becoming one of my new favorites.

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MagaMagaChooChoo 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh wonderful, a tweet. That will surely stop them. Another do-nothing fraud.

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ShittersFull 1 point ago +1 / -0

500 bucks to them is like a few random coins in our cars cuoholder. So fuck both of them actually.

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congress + Fauci = Science, so no mask rule = Science, so I’m made of Science now? I don’t feel like Science, but Fauci said so and I’m 1000% good at Maths now.

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RopeADope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have interview via phone call scheduled for tomorrow afternoon with a different home health agency. The main question I have for them is if will be an issue if I am not vaxxed and will I be required to be masked. If so the interview will be over. I will not comply with unconstitutional efforts to muzzle my rights. If I give on in on the mask what will they require next?

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vgfccx56 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go build your own business then. It’s up to each individual private company. That’s how free market works liberal.

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0
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sustainable_saltmine 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know what power Pelosi thought the Speaker had, but certainly not a power to demand members of congress do anything like that.