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MELANIA MONDAY! (media.patriots.win) πŸ˜πŸ† MELANIA πŸ†πŸ˜
posted ago by Brownwaterboys ago by Brownwaterboys +2868 / -2
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p1smo 54 points ago +54 / -0

If she were a president she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.

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Chosimbaone 19 points ago +19 / -0

SHWING!!

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ironhorse 9 points ago +9 / -0

ba-dum-bum-CHING

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GuerillaYourDreams 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh, I love that, Babe-raham Lincoln!

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p1smo 9 points ago +9 / -0

I claim no rights lol. Old Wayne's World quote. There's a bunch of other funny ones:

'She's a fox. In French, she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.'

'In Latin she would be called Babia Majora.'

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CisSiberianOrchestra 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

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CJ74U2NV 9 points ago +9 / -0

If Biden were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pedo meadow

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GibsonDawg 29 points ago +30 / -1

We all know that when Mama Mel kicks off her heels, someone is getting fucked up.

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karn 16 points ago +16 / -0

There are far worse ways to die.

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GibsonDawg 16 points ago +16 / -0

But few better.

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karn 10 points ago +10 / -0

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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Chosimbaone 16 points ago +16 / -0

DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!

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bh506407 8 points ago +8 / -0

That would be a pretty tough choice. One the one hand I want to live, but on the other, damn she’s beautiful.

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CJ74U2NV 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's not really SNU. Those are large amazon women. She's shapely and petite.

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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fuckfortysix 7 points ago +7 / -0

KEK

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 6 points ago +6 / -0

"How was your day, darling?"

Great, and A LOT better now! ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAzTO8GMZhk

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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deleted 25 points ago +29 / -4
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Snoman 4 points ago +4 / -0

That pinky toe is tripping me out..

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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ironhorse 3 points ago +6 / -3

If I had that floor under my feet, mine would look nice.

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woke-sheep 5 points ago +5 / -0

X

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deleted 5 points ago +6 / -1
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markolbb 3 points ago +3 / -0

X

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BreadPitt 17 points ago +17 / -0

Don't make me have impure thoughts about the most beautiful, elegant FLOTUS of all time. But I'll be damned if this woman isn't absolutely stunning

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karn 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yeah. She's beautiful, but I want to keep it on a respectful level, because I know her Husband, and he's a really cool guy.

And you don't fuck with other people's wives. Especially when they are a really cool guy.

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Maga2020Maga2020 17 points ago +17 / -0

There are only 2 genders.

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karn 14 points ago +14 / -0

No, there are 3 genders, you bigot.

Male

Female

Mentally Ill

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SordidPontification 4 points ago +4 / -0

2 genders and a disorder

FTFY

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blubberdong 17 points ago +17 / -0

Don't think impure thoughts about your First Lady, don't think impure thoughts about your First Lady

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GuerillaYourDreams 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm all woman, no interest in same-sex bs ever. She makes me... happy.

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PaigeAshley 15 points ago +15 / -0

She's gorgeous!!! I miss her so much!!!! I hope she starts another jewelry line or something and gets back into the spotlight!!!

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MAGAmanXXL -20 points ago +5 / -25

She needs to start an OnlyFans!

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PaigeAshley 21 points ago +24 / -3

NO. She's a religious woman and too classy to do that, thank goodness.

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Xuvial 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's a religious woman and too classy to do that

Her nude modeling days are behind her, and she's financially set for life. Onlyfans is only for thots who are desperate for money, not for rich elegant women.

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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +4 / -2

Not saying she should... But she's already basically done nude photoshoots

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MAGADutchPEDE -2 points ago +3 / -5

She's Catholic though. It wouldn't surprise me if the pope said thottery is ok now seeing how much of a lib he is.

Not that Melania would stoop that low. She only did tasteful nude as a model.

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Xuvial 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not that Melania would stoop that low. She only did tasteful nude

Ah, tasteful nudes. Only for the classiest of the classy.

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MAGADutchPEDE 1 point ago +1 / -0

What are you trying to say about flotus?

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think she's on OnlyDons.

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TrumpCopper 15 points ago +16 / -1

I'll have what he's having.

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Canlog96 11 points ago +11 / -0

Remember how libs said that she would divorce Trump now that he lost the election? Still going strong!

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are all idiots.

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Gadsen1440 3 points ago +6 / -3

I wonder how hard Trump pounds that ass

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kmb123 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOLS

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Brokenmatrix2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tremendously.

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ironhorse 10 points ago +10 / -0

Redpill moment: When you realize the MSM completely ignored her.

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Meddlesom 9 points ago +9 / -0

They were still too busy dick riding Big Mike.

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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's not a redpill because mentally ill liberals are into other boys and men

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Xuvial 2 points ago +2 / -0

the MSM completely ignored her

Didn't she repeatedly make it clear that she never wanted to be in the spotlight?

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Julia_J 1 point ago +1 / -0

Political spotlight yes, but not the spotlight with activism and bringing attention to causes (which is a job for the First Lady).

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Trump_USA_2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Melania is the REAL queen of fashion!

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RedPillMAGALegend 9 points ago +10 / -1

JESUS CHRISTMAS!!! She is a GODDESS!!!!

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Shayhawk 9 points ago +9 / -0

EVERY day should be Melania Monday

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rossiFan 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm calling it now: she is the most beautiful FLOTUS now, and that ever will be.

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GuerillaYourDreams 7 points ago +7 / -0

And compare that to that low-rent dogshit "Doctoress" in the WH now. Makes me SICK.

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FishStickIsles 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just imagine how horrifying Big Mike would be in the same outfit / pose.

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Brokenmatrix2021 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big nasty size 13s . A giant brown nutsack sticking out from the dress and hanging over the edge of the chair. πŸ˜–

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Mddet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn thats a good one. I love her!

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Julia_J 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not always...

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bluedevilga 5 points ago +5 / -0

This image is what all of us hope for. Walking home from an achievement, A contract, finishing a project, making an amazing sale, any major achievement. Having such a beautiful woman to take pleasure in giving you the perfect way to celebrate.

This is why I work so hard, even though I haven't always chosen well in the past.

"I think if I had a million bucks I could hook something like that up, cuz chicks dig money"

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journalist 4 points ago +4 / -0

But Michelle Obama is the most attractive, beautiful First Lady in the history of America???

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Sgtt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brah, hottest first lady ever

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Commie_exterminator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dang.

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karn 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah, it's not really a good thing, but I at least understand what leads them to it.

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Jimmytraficantsghost 4 points ago +4 / -0

IMO a barefoot woman looks cute and vulnerable. But when it gets to the toe sucking etc thats just gross

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karn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I agree. I can get behind giving the foot a little kiss, but beyond that it turns into something weird and the question is, do you like women, or do you like feet?

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markolbb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah just don't look at her left pinkie toe...

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TheWinningNeverStops 4 points ago +4 / -0

Greatest feet of all time no other feet compares!

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noonthirty 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a splendid eye bleach after accidentally seeing those Demagorgons, "Dr." Jill and Big Mike.

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theneverman 3 points ago +3 / -0

She aint no Big Mike!

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QLARP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mike pompao?

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MAGAnic316 3 points ago +3 / -0

In Gitmo they torture people with a pic of Jill Biden in this exact same pose. It’s just sick.

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DASouthern 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't believe we traded Her for "Dr. Jill"... WTF Seriously?

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Sparks1017 7 points ago +7 / -0

WE didn't, remember that

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GuerillaYourDreams 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, we did not.

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MocksFordComma 3 points ago +3 / -0

We didn't.

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Cerise224 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't say it any other way: gorgeous!! ;)

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GodKingHarambe 2 points ago +4 / -2

She's no Doctor.

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Jesse3000 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's good any day of the week.

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MauserShooter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I find it strange we post pictures of a mans wife all the time here. It’s a bit weird.

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Xuvial 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's out of pure respect and admiration, of course. No other reason!

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 2 points ago +2 / -0

The first hot First Lady. Wild.

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Ice_Joker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Melania is serving you: Collapsing on the chair after a long and tedious party that she didn't want to attend in the first place.

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's her penis?

OH! you mean the one before her

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TenaciousDT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my god.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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Shively 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her feet are so , just perfect!!!

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RichardNoggin 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lady's knees are only apart for two things. This is class.

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N900mixalot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I looked like that after a long day of fighting for our country.

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111ArmageddonT 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about Melania every day?

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Julia_J 1 point ago +1 / -0

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hivekicker 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's degenerate to post sexualized photos of dignitaries.