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raver9876 28 points ago +29 / -1

The great thing was if your McDonalds coffee wasn’t scalding hot enough you could just dip the apple pie into it and reheat it.

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Moonman_Alpha 5 points ago +10 / -5

Remember that cunt, back in the late 90s, who ordered a McDs coffee then spilled it on herself, got scalded, sued McDs, and won?

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wethedownvoted 23 points ago +23 / -0

there's pictures of the aftermath, changed my mind about that story

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JohnAdams 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well the thing was McDonald’s kept the coffee insanely hot and despite all the small settlements they kept having to pay out - refused to do anything about it. That’s when the judge decided to hit them hard in the wallet to make them do something.

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Warbeard 7 points ago +7 / -0

She actually lost money on the settlement after paying for her skin grafts.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want my coffee hot, nothing pisses me off more than getting cold coffee at a convenience store. I now test it before I leave and if it is anything less than just about boiling I complain and pour it down the drain.

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JohnAdams 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is hot and there is scalding. McDonald’s was doing scalding.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +4 / -1

Tell anyone who disagrees with you to come to my house I'll boil some coffee at 400 degrees and toss a cup on their skin

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TGNX 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'll put that coffee in a pressure cooker to ensure maximum temp and pressure. Let them drink from the spigot.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +2 / -1

Coffee Karen ☝️kek

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Areyoukidding15 10 points ago +10 / -0

This may have been one of the first times I realized how much the media would lie, demonize and completely bias a group of people.

It was an elderly lady (65+)and she got 3rd degree burns. She spent months in the hospital.

Fake news has really been “a loudmouth for the highest bidder” for a long time.

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Old_Timer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, that was the stupid people spin. Turned out McDonalds was heating it to “melt styrofoam” temps to save money. I believe the woman in question ended up with third degree burns on her thighs when THE CUP MELTED.

But McDonalds saved money for a while. 🙄

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +4 / -1

Her clitoris had to be grafted back on

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EdgeGuy 8 points ago +8 / -0

She only asked McDonald's for the medical cost of under $200. They so mistreated her that the judgement ended up in the millions.

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catvideos3 4 points ago +4 / -0

It fused her labia shut.

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Hippopoonis [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Ha! :)

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big_beautiful_wall 4 points ago +5 / -1

hahaha

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Rerun1Central 20 points ago +20 / -0

Tasted a million times better than the current pies

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 6 points ago +8 / -2

that's cause you lost your taste buds along time ago fren.

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Barbs 10 points ago +11 / -1

The original pies burned them off.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 4 points ago +4 / -0

^ this gal get it. those pies were a weapon of mass destruction.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 8 points ago +8 / -0

No, back then believe it or not the pies were made from real ingredients. I remember them being packed with apples.

These days they're full of high fructose corn syrup - like consistency of thick pancake syrup and when you bite in it's like sludge - artificially flavored and with a few apple chunks thrown in

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Juantinntwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard they were potato and not apple now.

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RolandDelacroix 12 points ago +12 / -0

You ate it in the car andit was so hot that if the filling dribbled it ate through 3 layers of your clothing, like Alien blood.

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TGNX 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then you licked it up because, damn, it was good.

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Shaffro 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hot molten lava.

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Hippopoonis [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

I've burned a few taste buds with those!

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was worth every burn!

Though nowadays, fuck McDonald’s. Globohomo now.

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Moonman_Alpha 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those Totino's pizza rolls are like that too. Bite into one, fresh out of the air fryer or microwave, and lava gushes out. I had a painful tongue burn for just over 4 days.

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chuckachookah 8 points ago +8 / -0

And, we ate that like there was no tomorrow.

People born earlier than the 1980s are just harder people than the fucking softies walking around these days.

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PaigeAshley 7 points ago +7 / -0

I miss those.

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Alpha_Lemming 7 points ago +7 / -0

The baked ones now simply suck

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thelastlast 5 points ago +6 / -1

what is this facebook lowkey advertisement bullshit?

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MinneMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly, this is patriots.win not r/boomertiermemes

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Hippopoonis [S] -1 points ago +3 / -4

It's for pussies like you who need to cry.

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p1smo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is your apple pie cold in the middle?

It's frozen, but it can be served boiling lava hot!

Will it burn my mouth?

It'll destroy your mouth. Everything will taste like rubber for a month.

I'll have the pie.

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justanotherSCpatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

The pain was worth it!

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TonyTreehouse 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're baked now, not fried.

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chuckachookah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correct.

The old school ones have firing out of 1800 degree oil. Just how it should be. I mean, if your going to have an apple pie log, it might as well be fried as fuck.

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TGNX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everything is edible when it's fried.

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Hippopoonis [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not like these.

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ARfreedom 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm curious what this has to do with MAGA.

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TGNX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fact check: True.

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rebelde_sin_causa 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really miss the old school McDonald's fries. The current ones aren't even worth showing up for

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're still amazing hot, and a Greek tragedy cold.

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Sgt_Hatred 2 points ago +2 / -0

and delicious as fuck.

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big_beautiful_wall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fact.

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did they stop this?

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Hippopoonis [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't sell them anymore

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s what not eating at McDonald’s for a decade does to you I guess. Still makes me a bit sad.

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Shayhawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buy it on Monday, eat it on Wednesday.

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goddamnhologram 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember eating pancakes and sausage at McD's, do they still have that?

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like it, too

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zentoco 2 points ago +2 / -0

I burned my tongue just reading that.

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I preferred the cherry pie - also deep fried in beef fat, dangerously hot inside, but the added bonus was the cherry pies had a warning there might be cherry pits inside! Any pussy can take on the risk of 3rd degree burns, heart disease and mouth blisters, but you throw in the added dangers of choking hazard and breaking teeth, and that's a pie for a real American!

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

How the Europeans laughed when they had to write "Do not stop played with hands" to be able to sell chainsaws in America.

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JerryJerryJerry 0 points ago +1 / -1

Invidious link or YT in a pinch, hopefully using https://github.com/SimonBrazell/privacy-redirect because feck ell dose guys.

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Hippopoonis [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

LOL!