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BREAKING: The Fly strikes again! (media.patriots.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
posted ago by Ghostof_PatrickHenry ago by Ghostof_PatrickHenry +3678 / -3
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Sea_Still 315 points ago +315 / -0

Flys are the best shit detectors on earth

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pushbackv2 109 points ago +109 / -0

Fly don't lie

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JSQT 20 points ago +29 / -9

I’ll prob be downvoted but a fly has landed on trumps hair before on video. Flys sometimes lie.. lol

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NvJohansson 22 points ago +23 / -1

Are you a fly?

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TheTelltaleFly 32 points ago +32 / -0

Trust the fly.

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HillarysPussy99 16 points ago +16 / -0

Super fly

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NataliesFeet 30 points ago +30 / -0

Hunter unzipped his fly and put his penis in between me.

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0v3rKill 19 points ago +19 / -0

Most disgusting novelty account winner. 🤮 Hats off to you

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JSQT 6 points ago +6 / -0

So you are underaged?

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tittysprinkles24 2 points ago +2 / -0

holy.

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a_based_norwegian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't be spreading the big fly.

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Buck_Fiden 7 points ago +7 / -0

Psad Psaki should really keep her legs together and they wouldn't get loose.

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swimmingguy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Really? I didn't think it happened it trump

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TomWolfsTinyDick 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe the fly was telling GEOTUS where the shitheads were at.

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badgerdontgiveafuck 6 points ago +7 / -1

Very true. It always makes me lol when pedes start talking about flies and shit and such.

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SlumberBalu 5 points ago +6 / -1

Its was definitly a russian chinese spy fly ! CLEARLY!

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BrionK 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based fly

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Chopblock 41 points ago +41 / -0

Gross disgusting little creature, with its creepy compound eyes and little antennae sensing the wind, rubbing its grasping forelegs greedily in anticipation of vomiting itself some acidic bile by which to feed on the decaying waste before taking off and flying in circles to escape...

Can someone tell me where the fly is?

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Vino 13 points ago +13 / -0

Underrated comment.

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ArtLife 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can see it silhouetted against the white house in the background, it's on the top of her head.

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey now flies are great

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Brokenmatrix2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude.... Were you molested by a fly ?

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Parhelion12 4 points ago +4 / -0

We would also accept Jeff Goldblum.

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SleeperAg20 23 points ago +23 / -0

You can see the fly on full screen. Also, fly dont lie. Wish we had known this before Judas Pence.

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Burmeister 11 points ago +11 / -0

We should have taken that as sign when one flew and landed at Pence traitor head.

They do really fly towards shit

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Perhelion 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmfao FACTS!

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alienjesus 140 points ago +141 / -1

She sticks her tongue out like a lizard!

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Evspra_ 105 points ago +105 / -0

you can see her reptilian instinct kick in for a sec there. probably missed out on breakfast this morning

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Primebeef 63 points ago +63 / -0

she's into rimming for sure.

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TrumpAndGodWin 143 points ago +143 / -0

She calls it circling back.

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Shadowreaper07 49 points ago +49 / -0

Take this upvote, I need to get another coffee.

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 37 points ago +37 / -0

Son of a bitch, you and this cup of coffee nearly killed me with that comment. Bravo

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MayorofTrumpton 26 points ago +26 / -0

Comment of the day.

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SixTree 20 points ago +20 / -0

you win the internet today

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2Fangz 18 points ago +18 / -0

Goddamn!

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TheDTOMDon 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s a spicy take!

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PaigeAshley 21 points ago +21 / -0

Like the The Visitors from the 1980s show V...Lizard people are running our government.

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Hawksendoom 4 points ago +4 / -0

At least Diana was hot

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PaigeAshley 2 points ago +2 / -0

She was. ;)

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fuckfortysix 16 points ago +16 / -0

LOL FUCK

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IncredibleMrE1 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sorry Jen, your tongue isn't long enough to catch it.

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spezisthedevil 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's not what u/obamasloosebutthole said.

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Moonman_Alpha 25 points ago +25 / -0

I can't stand that lying cunt's voice.

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Sigma 13 points ago +13 / -0

It’s even more intolerable with the unending “uh”s, “um”s, and exaggerated hand gestures.

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anaon53121 11 points ago +11 / -0

She looks like she has chest hair in this video.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 8 points ago +8 / -0

How does this lady manage to look uglier and uglier every day?

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd take the fly personally

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loooooof 73 points ago +73 / -0

The fly always knows.

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IncredibleMrE1 26 points ago +26 / -0

The fly never lies.

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SurfandTurf 50 points ago +50 / -0

Like flies to a ….

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Muttsbitetoo 24 points ago +24 / -0

Pile of shit

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spezisapedo2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Explains why one landed on Pence

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 5 points ago +5 / -0

corpse?

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alienjesus 45 points ago +45 / -0

The curse continues.

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deleted 26 points ago +26 / -0
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Sumarongi 37 points ago +37 / -0

Man she looks horrible. like she’s aged 10 years since taking this job.

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Ikikaera 12 points ago +12 / -0

Probably due to being passed like a fucktoy on a daily basis so she can keep the job despite her godawful qualification, or lack thereof.

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Barrysstash 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine how many times she has had to pleasure Hunter?

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1A2A 5 points ago +5 / -0

The dark side tends to do that.

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xBigCoffinHunter 36 points ago +37 / -1

After Pence I’ll never doubt the fly again

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hilboggins 6 points ago +6 / -0

The fly on Pence had me worried ngl. Alex Jones has stated all the demonic bastards smell like sulfur and seem to attract flys.

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was worried inside but laughed it off. Turns out the fly is never wrong.

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hilary and Obama they both smell like sulfurrrr

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ThurstonHowell3rd 26 points ago +26 / -0

Psaki swats the fly and kills it, then Kamala pops in and sez, "Someone told me there's a fly down in the briefing room..."

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol, good one!

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Skanks squared.

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Took me a second

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PhatBoy8169 19 points ago +19 / -0

Well they are attacked to shit....kinda fitting if you ask me.

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BLMARETERRORIST 16 points ago +16 / -0

The flys are a sign. Legit scary movie level stuff right there..

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Whitespace 4 points ago +4 / -0

It seems like a good movie premise, following the story of a fly - servant of baelzebub the lord of the flies - who is on a talent search to find the most rotten public servants and press them into office.

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Hektik 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another Spawn novel when? This is the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5tCbd4fgkw

Same Vibe

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Facebooks 16 points ago +17 / -1

The fly knew pence was full of shit

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pedepie 6 points ago +6 / -0

We were all thinking the demonic indicator had broken down when the fly landed on Pence, but noooooooooo.... Right on target.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

NGL I was angry at that fly.

Now I wonder about VP MP.

Can't tell if he was just trying to do his best or if he was a...a.... you know

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Donger-Lord2 16 points ago +16 / -0

I trust the flies warnings with my life. Whoever the fly lands on is a traitorous tyrant.

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RiverFenix 7 points ago +7 / -0

instant globohomo with no chance of exoneration

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justanotherSCpatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

The flies know their shit.

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603win 9 points ago +9 / -0

We have the best flies

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peterthegreen 6 points ago +6 / -0

They know she's full of pshit

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MrMcGreenGenes 9 points ago +10 / -1

I suspect all these flies may be tiny Chinese drones with enough explosives to make people say anything they want. Remember Cyrus Parsa warning Trump about the dragonfly ones?

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doug2 4 points ago +4 / -0

No?

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MrMcGreenGenes 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy. He's been on InfoWars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU2L1ajQ3aI

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Judicator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not saying either way with this theory, but fly drones aren't a new thing and could very well be used for a lot of insane stuff.

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MrMcGreenGenes 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had a Community College instructor in the 90s who had worked for JPL/NASA on the Voyager 2 project. He tried to steer me towards a University, but life just didn't end up going that direction for me. I can only imagine the kind of stuff they're doing.

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

GOD

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slowmotrin 8 points ago +8 / -0

This really is a prophetic signal, isn't it?

Side note: I legitimately hate this woman so much. I don't even care what she has to say, or how outrageous her points might be, conservatives like to use her clips for clickbait, and I always skip over them every single time. After about 2 or 3 press conferences, I was done with her style of communication. She manages to be smug, condescending, arrogant, and convinced of her own self-importance all in the same package.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 7 points ago +7 / -0

Flies love the smell of shit!

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Iamnotademocrat4 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fly lands on her head as her false eyelashes fall off...

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TheFountainhead 7 points ago +7 / -0

Seems like flies are becoming a plague to our pharoahs...

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

...like the plague of frogs?

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BigMikesDickTip 7 points ago +7 / -0

That dood kinda looks like Zucherberg in drag and not a robot but instead a lizard. But not a cool lizard.

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PissJuggernaut 6 points ago +6 / -0

The fly tried to warn us about Pence

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theneverman 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've never seen Mark Zuckerberg so animated.

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seventh_sun 6 points ago +6 / -0

do we really need to report every single time a fly lands on a pile of shit?

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RiverFenix 6 points ago +6 / -0

yes, it's the point we're at

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LoneWolfsBigIgloo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why do flies keep going so close to lizards?

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JoeBidensDementia1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah, that's just Joe Biden's spy camera.

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Donald4thewin 6 points ago +6 / -0

I questioned the fly when it landed on Pence. How little did I know.

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fly never lies.

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BloodDe 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Seventh Sign

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Crucible 5 points ago +5 / -0

FLIES KNOW THEIR SHIT

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I don't land on just any shit, man. This is some AAA grade shit right here." - Fly

"I ain't tellin' Anyone!"

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masshole3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Flies Lives Matter!

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Kenrailae 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Prophet of shit and piss declares his next target!

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PeacefullautoFlavor 4 points ago +4 / -0

OMFG

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FreeFlorida 4 points ago +4 / -0

Flys are racist

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Antenna 4 points ago +4 / -0

BLACK FLIES MATTER

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MadRussian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based flybros always know

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

they're like the dude in the truck who'll bang anything...

leanin' out the window... gettin all randy..

the fly can't help himself. He smells shit, he lands.

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Austin62Halo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trust the fly.

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Jimmyjetfuel 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are so full of shit, the flys are trying to eat them.

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MySidesGoUp 4 points ago +4 / -0

So are those freckles or flyshit on her face? 🧐

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Darkheartisland 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was my indication that Mike "Faggot" Pence was a piece of shit.

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Annpi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit flys everywhere

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BoatingAccident 3 points ago +3 / -0

Flies aren't real.

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ShittersFull 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tsetse fly

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TearofLys 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get close enough to her and you would probably be able to smell the sulfur.

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tellittothedead1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uh oh

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

She is the fly.

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stillbringingitback 3 points ago +4 / -1

Even the flies know she’s got shit for brains!

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hillaryforprison 3 points ago +4 / -1

The flies know. BS-ers can't hide.

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warlord1 3 points ago +4 / -1

That's because she's a piece of shit.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

that's the obvious double entendre

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grldatpiksupstyx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol the Fly "circled-back", because it smelled shit.