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Trumpymctrumpface 545 points ago +546 / -1

Had to buy himself a birthday present because nobody likes him enough to buy him one.

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HulkHogan42069 133 points ago +133 / -0

🤣 savage

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Brownwaterboys 14 points ago +14 / -0

KRISPY CREAM!

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MAGA_Mom_92 13 points ago +15 / -2

He is the guy running all post 1/6 white supremacy accounts on here https://patriots.win/p/12j0MYpLAk/white-supremacy-shills-on-here-b/c/

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Pepe-von-Hayek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Krispy Kreme is? Or the guy in the picture?

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LiteraIIyHitIer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both.

It's a conspiracy.

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Pepe-von-Hayek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Krispy Kreme and Soy Ethan Hawke are just chilling in a basement somewhere creating fake white supremacist accounts on this website and then reporting back to Chris Wray.

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NOTWOKE 11 points ago +11 / -0

I remember Tosh.O had this kid on. Priceless

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should never rap with Vicks Vap-O-Rub under your nose.

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Kramit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean wtf?

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RareVikingPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Randy Savage YEEEEEEAAAAH!

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Chopblock 11 points ago +11 / -0

100% he can’t even define the words on the shirt — any of them.

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Buck_Fiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Savage, Piper and Flair combined.

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CLaRGe 66 points ago +66 / -0

He is likely mentally ill and homeless.

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Brownwaterboys 22 points ago +22 / -0

he sucked a lot of dicks to earn the money to purchase that shitty outfit.

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NateBedfordForrest 4 points ago +4 / -0

She has to perfect her trade somehow.

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MAGA_Mom_92 10 points ago +12 / -2

Mentally ill, homeless, and runs 3 "white supremacist" accounts on patriots.win since 1/6 https://patriots.win/p/12j0MYpLAk/white-supremacy-shills-on-here-b/c/

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Oh_Well_ian 7 points ago +7 / -0

that...

is a Pedophile

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Nopa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, mate. All the lefty's in the city look like pooftas.

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LookFatty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rule number 7 no poofta's..

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StarGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

With AIDS.

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deleted 44 points ago +46 / -2
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not_a_glowie_just_fo 51 points ago +51 / -0

I see a pathetic man. I saw them in high school, more than 20 years ago. Then it was Che Guevara, now it's this. This is not something new and he does not deserve my sympathy, just my mockery

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rossiFan 15 points ago +15 / -0

He does deserve to get his ass kicked. A shock like that would be doing him a favor.

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Spunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

"YOU are CorRecT Sir!"

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NateBedfordForrest 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not my monkey not my circus.

Fuckem all

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BlackPillBot 28 points ago +29 / -1

A lost soul/child of the Bolshevik army.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Another useful idiot.

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themightykekfish 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn you dispensin’ them black pills hard fren

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

✊🏿💊🤖BEEP BOOP✊🏿💊🤖

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WiseOldOwl 23 points ago +23 / -0

Nah man, the kind of guy you describe? He's out there. I agree that happens.

This guy? He's not just trying to fit in. He's sucking up to the evil. Trying to get a pat on the head from the worst of the worst.

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jomten 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gotta find role models, and those are rare nowadays.

Im not white but Wes Watson is a white motherfuckers who commands respect, dudes a machine. Funny, inspirational videos too.

Careful though if you watch his vids you will hear his voice in your head calling you a bitch if you ever try to pussy out of anything. Kinda like Goggins in that regard

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Big_Sam_Handwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see a loser...yes, trying to fit in...weak

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Jimmytraficantsghost 23 points ago +23 / -0

He 'treats himself to an outfit'

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Donald_Farage 12 points ago +12 / -0

An “early” outfit. This man is an idiot.

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Kang__Kong 11 points ago +11 / -0

He then treated himself to a fly mani-pedi. He finally wrapped up his birthday week by eating bon-bons on the couch in his robe and slippers while watching General Hospital.

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muslimporn 10 points ago +11 / -1

I'm going to make a tshirt with a reflective surface on the front.

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KernalMustard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lightning from Big Trouble in Little China had style

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themightykekfish 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m gonna make a tee shirt that says “Narcissism has gone wild let’s see her tits”

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HulkHogan42069 211 points ago +212 / -1

shitty haircut -15 charisma

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conservativeyuppie 89 points ago +89 / -0

Great outfit for a low intelligence playthrough.

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 38 points ago +38 / -0

He put all his points into Luck.

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darkgwalchmei 44 points ago +44 / -0

He puts all his points into Cuck you mean.

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Kang__Kong 14 points ago +14 / -0

Skill tree includes “watching” “verbal encouragement” “self-care” “asspatting” and the most powerful “full submission”

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

Throw "unemployed" in there.

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Kang__Kong 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Leech off girlfriend’s Only Fans”

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themightykekfish 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey baby can I get twenty bucks

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 1 point ago +1 / -0

bull-prepping, mop-up

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Chopblock 22 points ago +22 / -0

Just looking at those shorts I hear Trump’s voice saying “*go home to mommy!”

/ synesthesia

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flirp 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least his mother would have the sense to tell him socks go on first before shoes.

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HulkHogan42069 11 points ago +11 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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OneBigMaga 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is nature's way of saying "avoid me".

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redbeard 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's got that NPC look

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graybealz 8 points ago +8 / -0

I imagine being the size of a pre-teen boy doesn't help either.

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Jack_HinsonTN 6 points ago +6 / -0

He looks like a future mass shooter. That haircut, dead eyes, angry, self-hating, yep... Bet he's sucking glowie dick daily.

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Brulz_Lulz 5 points ago +5 / -0

He dresses like he's 12.

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deplorable-d00d 6 points ago +6 / -0

Its got the body of a 12 year old, look at the huge head to shoulder and arm/leg ratio.. completely soy grown. Add a do-it-yourself wahl clipper cut and a few "mommy, I'm brave" tattoos, plus the ignorant cigarette in its hand like Dad used to do before he left us... all adds up to an emasculated man-child who is trying to prove something to itself.

You know, the same typical white-boy basement-dweller who cant get laid, so he "shoots up a school" type.

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HulkHogan42069 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well he’s a manchild. Makes sense to me

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy fucking shit, nailed it. Even the haircut.

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deplorable-d00d 3 points ago +3 / -0

BTW - That's not a tree next to him, that's Barron Trump's leg...

Just to put this dweeb into proportion...

https://i.ibb.co/GW2HNK7/MANLET.jpg

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 1 point ago +1 / -0

top kek

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PepePinochet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ironically he looks like Richard "Dick" Spencer

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MAGA_mandalorian 131 points ago +131 / -0

Hard to punch "nazis" with arms like those Mr hardcore soy boy. I can smell the bitch in you from through the internet

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Steenie1022 41 points ago +42 / -1

Now please address the legs. 🙄

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RabidZoo 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm glad someone else is on the same page! I just made a comment about that too! Great minds think alike!

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rossiFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every day is not leg day.

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EvilWhitey177 9 points ago +9 / -0

He can bitch slaps a nazi

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whataboob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ehh

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woke-sheep 6 points ago +6 / -0

A blind man can see the bitch in him from yonder

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Forty_Five 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey now, his wife's boyfriend has been making sure he gets lots of exercise. He sends him off to the store on his bike all the time to go pick up smokes and beer.

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edxzxz 4 points ago +4 / -0

With those short stubby legs, can his feet even reach the pedals?

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deplorable-d00d 3 points ago +3 / -0

He removed the seat and just sits on the pole.

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Salt_Cartoonist 89 points ago +89 / -0

Copy this losers look, steal a $20 from moms purse.

Man child. Anger issues, low self esteem, lack of self awareness, uses current events to try and fit in. Poser, works a interrupted stream of entry level jobs, lives at home.

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Hussar 40 points ago +40 / -0

Reads Harry Potter once a month, has every streaming subscription known to man, can't do a push-up.

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talltellmanson 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's unfortunate how accurate this description is to a few people I know.

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whataboob 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol “lives at home” got me.

I know what you meant, but “lives at home” sounds very innocuous.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. I live at home. I mean it's my home. That I share with my wife and kids and pets. But, I live at home.

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Big_Sam_Handwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nailed it, brother

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's helpful for the women that he is self identifying as a man child. I would stay away from this one.

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Data 25 points ago +25 / -0

It's a new form of bullying.

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HuggableBear 9 points ago +9 / -0

Look at me, I'm anti-evil! Aren't you proud of me?

So you've met the bare minimum requirement to live in a functioning society. Congratulations, I guess?

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember, though, that "anti-racist" really just means "anti-white".

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P3POd 58 points ago +58 / -0

His wife’s boyfriend isn’t going to like that shirt.

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NateBedfordForrest 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ohhhhhh! Victory Rounds for you, bigot.

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RabidZoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Come on now...just look at that faggot. If he has a wife she would be of the blue-haired landwhale variety. My guess is he is lonely and regularly cries into his hands to use his tears as lube to jerk off. Also, his virtue signalling online to attract "friends" reinforces my theory 🤣

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NateBedfordForrest 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh! This is good. Tear lube. Topkek

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themightykekfish 2 points ago +2 / -0

I reallly hope he read this thread 😂

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is no way this dude has a wife. Maybe a boyfriend

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

You kidding? His wife's boyfriend is who made him buy it!

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TreeTop300 50 points ago +51 / -1

Real men dont wear "outfits".

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NADSAQ 16 points ago +16 / -0

Eh. Not shitty etsy t-shirts; that’s not an outfit. Every man should own a tailored black suit. It’s a timeless outfit for every occasion—funeral to black tie wedding.

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DIARRHEA_FIGHT 12 points ago +14 / -2

That's called appropriate attire. Outfits are for women and homosexuals.

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NADSAQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol that’s a pretty semantic argument but ok

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edxzxz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Eh, black suits are for preachers. Navy is the color to have if you only have 1 suit. Or dark charcoal grey.

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Pearls_Swine 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love my navy suit. It's perfect for weddings and job interviews.

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ha, said basically the same thing as me.

Charcoal suit is your all around winner for all occasions.

Navy blazer is a must, don't need a full navy suit.

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

idk when people started feeling like a black suit is a thing to wear, but I've heard from many people (mostly decades ago when I was young and dumb and didn't know better) that the only people who should wear a black suit are priests and undertakers. Charcoal is a winner, Navy is the same concept - suitable all year, for almost any occasion. When my sons got old enough to dress like adults, the first thing I did was get them a navy blazer, white buttondown shirt, belt and shoes so they'd have something nice for weddings etc.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah navy blazer, button down and chinos will get you through most scenarios, even funerals these days.

I have a well tailored medium blue twill suit that I can wear at any occasion, my personal favorite.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please kids, don’t wear chinos to a funeral.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

When was the last time you went to a funeral?

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

A black suit is a good option if you also have a charcoal or dark blue. If you only have one suit, charcoal or dark blue is your best bet.

Personally I like a medium blue for most occasions but I'm a little more out there, style wise.

A black suit at a funeral these days makes you look like the hearse driver or an employee of the funeral home, btw. I've made that mistake, trust me you'll feel silly.

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NateBedfordForrest 3 points ago +4 / -1

Oh, she has a 'onesie' in her closet somewhere.

You know? The short sleeve, short pant zip up?

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flirp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my, that's fucking hideous.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's "dare" level hideous. Honestly...who would buy this shit because they think it's cool? 😬😂

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NateBedfordForrest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahhhh. Rabidzoo coming in clutch again..

Yep, exactly like that. Got dizzy laughing hory shiyat.

She should buy one stitched with faggot cuckery comment on it. Custom mod, bruh

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GingerLeeIwalk 38 points ago +38 / -0

Smoking really does stunt your growth.

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Maga2020Maga2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is afraid of his own tiny shadow.

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SilentMarjory 37 points ago +37 / -0

Dildo with ears. Every time I see that hair "style".

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ah_hell 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's embracing his inner Hitler.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still perfecting the mustache but it is close as is.

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Based45 28 points ago +28 / -0

What a faggot, that's definitely a clove cigarette.

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flirp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope his lungs bleed themselves out.

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Chaotikizm 27 points ago +27 / -0

Must've just passed his college's Racist Conspiracy Theory test required to graduate.

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ATK69 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dude looks 45, is dressed like he’s 12, and is trying to act like he’s 18.

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FUSnowflake 24 points ago +24 / -0

Soi boi thinks a buzz cut, hides that he's never done leg day even once in his life.

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WhatWouldMountainDew 13 points ago +13 / -0

Soi boi skips all the days not just leg day 🤣

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AOCDickPics 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd be surprised if he can bench the bar alone

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too busy smoking cigarettes and jacking off to shemale porn to lift weights.

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sir_rockness 18 points ago +19 / -1

Dude looks like he just took a vaca at a concentration camp

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Brokenmatrix2021 17 points ago +17 / -0

The bowl cut and beta chicken legs complete the ensemble.

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farstriderr 15 points ago +15 / -0

Cigarette in hand, i'm sure he wore a mask because he wants to 'save lives' or is afraid of 'covid'.

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AqueousCactus 14 points ago +14 / -0

I truly can't comprehend what in the goddamn hell would possess a person to not only have these pictures taken, but to then share them with the world and think you're some sort of hero for putting on a fucking shirt. The guy has to have a laundry list of mental illnesses (leftism itself is one, but I'd wager this guy has some serious narcissism too). I'd wager he also has a shitty/no relationship with his dad and was raised by a single mom.

Also, taking bets that shirt was made in China or some other Asian country with slave labor.

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Chancehappeneth 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's like Tyson said. The internet has created a couple generations that hide behind a screen when their exact same behavior would have previously earned them anything from in person mocking and shunning, to a well deserved face punch. Punching can be a great social corrector in young men. Sans correction they persist in filling up their echo chamber to continue the illusion of being on the right side of something. Social immaturity basically.

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CaptainHempbeard 13 points ago +13 / -0

So brave.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +5 / -1

Imagine seeing that shirt on the internet and thinking "OMG this is sooooo hilarious!!! Greatest t-shirt ever! How did I not think of this? It's brilliant!"

I guarantee that was his actual thought process.

The left can't meme.

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CaptainHempbeard 8 points ago +8 / -0

I saw a dude in Philly wearing a RUN DMC style hoodie that said FUCK NZIS

As I walked by I said how brave he was and maybe he will wear a shirt of Mao next.

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not only that, he bought the shirt and was so impressed with it he asked someone to do a photoshoot of him wearing it.

"Wait wait wait, let me light a cigarette before you start shooting.... okay let me get my dead soul face on... go!"

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Thewickersnipper 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Black people are going to love me”

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Womp_Womp2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

But they'll Pearl Clutch over a "Fuck Biden" flag.

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TwelveMoreYears 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Hey bro, will you come take pics of me in the park in my new shirt?" Gay. Totally gay.

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Mew_Deuces 12 points ago +13 / -1

I knew John Cena lost a lot of muscle mass since he got off the roids but this is ridiculous now...

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Supernova 12 points ago +12 / -0

What's the point of this shirt? Is he planning on going to a democrat KKK rally?

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's what leftists consider to be humor.

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NateBedfordForrest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone say, "ghost party?!"

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REDMARAUDER 11 points ago +11 / -0

Buying yourself a birthday gift isn't exactly the message you want to convey

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neosin 10 points ago +10 / -0

a village somewhere is missing their idiot

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talltellmanson 8 points ago +8 / -0

No, he's been kicked out of all the villages.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for a village idiot, not a village retard."

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was going to be the only gay in the village, but got upset to find out it was already full of homos.

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Moebius 10 points ago +10 / -0

It was either the T-shirt or a butt plug...

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why not both?

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flirp 1 point ago +1 / -0

He got both, and the butt plug has a tail attached to it.

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xxx-zodiac 8 points ago +9 / -1

Any time I have someone call me racist I have one simple reply. Have you ever jumped double dutch with black girls? No? then you must be the racist one because I have.

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TheSphinxIsAFag 8 points ago +8 / -0

Should have treated himself to a haircut he didn't perform himself.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like the 'Bathroom Flobee Special #2'

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ChuckedIntoAVan 8 points ago +8 / -0

So cute. Wait until he realizes that the BIPOC SJW’s still see him as a white privileged oppressor and no matter what shirt he wears, they will always see him as the “racist fuck” real life trigger warning. These useful idiots will never learn.

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memechallenger33 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is that a barcode tattooed on his arm?

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talltellmanson 10 points ago +11 / -1

Nope doesn't look like it. But it's probably a quote from the communist manifesto or some other garbage literature.

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WolfgangArmageddon7 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can smell the negative IQ from this photo.

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FloridaDude 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow the amount of beta is off the charts

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ImReallyRich 6 points ago +6 / -0

Poor guy thinks he’s fighting the system

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cook_does 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does he think he lives around racists?

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AlphaNathan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Depends, are there democrats nearby?

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet he lives in an all-white neighborhood and preaches diversity.

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least_counties_ever 5 points ago +5 / -0

As long as I'm not a "racist" I can be anything else I want! It's literally the only sin!

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RedditSucksChinaPoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that a midget?

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Genius move for Mr. Midget to pose next to a fucking tree. He should have found some little shrubs to pose next to so he could create the illusion of not being a midget.

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Hussar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice haircut, goober. Were you intentionally going for the "I think pencils are racist" look, or did your momma sneeze while she was holding the clippers?

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whataboob 5 points ago +5 / -0

His face makes me feel like he’s a halfwit.

His shirt confirms it.

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SoldierofKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow you can curse. Good for you...you're officially as awesome as every 12 year old. By the way, nice hair...looks like someone out a bowl on it and shaved you

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah way to take a stand.

I have a T shirt that says:

"100% Anti-Boogeyman"

I'm taking a brave stand against the Boogeyman and I don't care who disagrees with me!!

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Pepesforfreedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

What an unfuckable choad

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GontMawr 4 points ago +4 / -0

They must have run out of the "Inclusion is for everyone" t shirts.

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 3 points ago +4 / -1

women: "wow so attractive I want to have babies with this"... :D :D :D

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ScipioAfricanus 3 points ago +3 / -0

This idiot is filled with more hate and ignorance than the ‘racists’ he thinks he is fighting.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at his face, he's not "filled with" anything.

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KungPaoMcChicken 3 points ago +3 / -0

Im 35 and still living with my ex girlfriend and her husband. They are having their second child whilst I am playing one of my 8 guitars to remind them I am still here living rent free. I said if you want me gone, you are going to have to find me an apartment and pay for my Uhaul.

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Ocineaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a cuck. Lmao

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witchism11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any man who calls what he wears "an outfit" is not a man, he's a femme.

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a_superior_man 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a very small minded person

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Gildoom 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is that little guy going to do, throw his soy latte? Same moron probably talks to black people as though they're toddlers.

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shouldn't even be alive.

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dasvolk 3 points ago +3 / -0

seems like half these people have haircuts inspired by the nazis in schindler's list

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at that pussyboy