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FoxyboxyMO 36 points ago +36 / -0

Jesus fell because he was flogged, beat, and carrying a huge and heavy cross on his back. Biden fell going up stairs because he is a dementia riddled idiot with no balance.

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TheThreeSeashells 24 points ago +24 / -0

Remember, the Left's only knowledge of Jesus is that he's some guy the "other side" talks about and holds in high regard. Nothing else. They think simply adding his name like a Mad Lib into any equivalency to their evil ideas or behaviors is a valid argument.

This doesn't make it OK, of course. Every response to this post could have pointed out the false equivalency and they still wouldn't get it. These people are complete morons. Stubborn ones at that.

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onemoretimeagain22 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember that time Corey Booker tried to quote Psalm 23?

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TheThreeSeashells 3 points ago +3 / -0

I seriously come across at least one comment in the wild every day trying to use Jesus as an example of why we're wrong. They usually get BTFO'd pretty hard. Again, funny how that happens when someone tries to cite as examples things they know nothing about.

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waxonwaxoff87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me use the book that I don’t read or believe in as a weapon against you!

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SteersBeersandQueers 2 points ago +2 / -0

pedo, dementia riddled idiot pedo with no balance

it's kinda important to note c'mon man

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Trumpwonbidencheated 19 points ago +19 / -0

Liberals trying to act like a known pedophile and degenerate is a Saint is pretty fucked up.

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BlitheringIdiot 14 points ago +14 / -0

Why are you bringing up Mohammed?

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empiretc 7 points ago +8 / -1

x2

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DoesFreeSpeechExist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why? It matches everyone else they idolize.

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TrumpTrain425 15 points ago +15 / -0

REPEAL THE 19TH

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chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Motion seconded

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Wyrmshadow 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't use twatter, but I bet $5 it would take me 10 minutes to find a tweet from this person shitting on Christians.

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chinajoehasdementia 9 points ago +9 / -0

This level of mental gymnastics shouldn't even be possible. I'm legitimately impressed.

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Liberty4All 8 points ago +8 / -0

I nearly threw up just from reading that.

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GoGoGadgetGringo 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s got to be a troll…right?!

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befehlistbefehl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wrong.

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Beat_to_Quarters 5 points ago +5 / -0

No one who quotes scripture like this supports a pro abortion politician. Doesnt add up.

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DiabolyAlcoholy 1 point ago +1 / -0

It happens all the time, they're just shitty people

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Groundpounder 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus wept

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Farqquard 3 points ago +3 / -0

You fucking Pittsburgh retard....I'm calling you out..... I am from PGH and fuck you and your Allegheny pink haired land whale fake ballot makers. Fuck Pittsburgh leftists....you do nothing but fuck things up.

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Cpl_McMerica_1775 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine having to slap a bitch right in the face during church for saying something like this? Some people cannot be reasoned with and true love is shocking them out of their hellbound trajectory.

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BlitheringIdiot 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not too cringey.

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Pepesforfreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

And fauci.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 2 points ago +2 / -0

WTAF?!!!

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badgerdontgiveafuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

WWJD?

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towtrucklightbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's revolting! ?

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MAGATHEDOG 1 point ago +1 / -0

May God take action for this blasphemy

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coolhandcuke 0 points ago +1 / -1

MSM: "'Trump almost slipped going down the ramp. Hitler also slipped doing the same thing.''