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bills_gash 622 points ago +622 / -0

That muffin move is gonna go down in workplace lore, my friend. An instant classic.

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 434 points ago +434 / -0

I don't believe anyone has ever been written up for bringing in baked goods before.

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Towel 294 points ago +295 / -1

I'm doing this immediately.

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redgreenyellowblu 145 points ago +145 / -0

Call them stud muffins

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RosettaStone 30 points ago +30 / -0

The dindu muffin.

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conjunction-junction 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol... what does it taste like?

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OhNoes 17 points ago +17 / -0

Denial and regret, with a fentanyl and ashes aftertaste

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Pepe-Meme 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nuffin!

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Goldlight 4 points ago +4 / -0

kangs

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Redneckathon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just the tops...

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freebass 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cindy muffins!

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Brakesbreaktrains2 28 points ago +28 / -0

The birth of a meme

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plaaaa 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's time for the circus to pack up already.

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trump_2077 2 points ago +3 / -1

ABSOFUKCING CLOWN WORLD JESUS FKCHRIST WTF!

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SquiggyMcPepe 156 points ago +156 / -0

If the management and especially the hr department are woke then yeah this was the obvious outcome. They know their positions are hypocritical so their only defense is harassment to shut you up.

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Chopblock 57 points ago +57 / -0

Do you work in a kindergarten school? What makes them think they get to tell you who you have to share your food with?

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Jackietreehorn 24 points ago +24 / -0

Hr is where people who picked shit majors go to punish others

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Chopblock 13 points ago +13 / -0

It’s normal for HR to tell people to whom they have to give their own food?

Can HR also tell you that everybody gets to use your truck, if they happen to catch you lending it to a coworker who needs to move a dresser?

Does nobody ever tell HR people to fuck off anymore? You know they’re like deer — more afraid of you than you than you are of them...

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Dalek07 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is actually true. Our hr is made up of interns from northern states. I work in TN. We have tvs around the plant for news and such. Came in earlier this month, LGBT everywhere. Filled with lies and liberal talking points. About two dozen of us showed up in a line when the poor intern girl showed up. The tvs show D-Day and support our troops now.

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DavidGlowie 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's called creating a hostile work environment. People need to start calling their labor departments and filling complaints for this shit.

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Fridge_pirate 5 points ago +5 / -0

more afraid of you

Lmao

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CrouchingKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

They need to remember this is the future thwy are setting up for their children with lackadaisical effort to prevent infringements.

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Lionheart509 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would have said, these muffins are only for jeff, bob, ralph, linda, and greg. Hr - "why only those people" because fuck you thats why.

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Chopblock 2 points ago +2 / -0

‘Muffins for frens only’

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GetToTheChopper 8 points ago +8 / -0

Karen is actually the name of the HR Manager at our company. Karen Department, GOLD!

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shadypollster 73 points ago +73 / -0

Doing donuts in the parking lot is a fireable offence!

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Aoikaze2000 40 points ago +40 / -0

Just do burnouts on rainbows.... shame that AWD vehicles can't do burnouts (at least, not with a drive train that still works).

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notCIA 22 points ago +22 / -0

Is... is this a challenge?

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TrumpTrain425 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yes. Do it and film it. We'll donate to bail you out when the faggots imprison you.

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SordidPontification 19 points ago +19 / -0

when the faggots imprison you.

They identify as transnazis you bigot!

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TrumpTrain425 14 points ago +14 / -0

REEEEEEEEE I'm telling HR sweety

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OGpsywar 4 points ago +4 / -0

They identify as transnazis you bigot!

I'm guessing that's someone who felt that they were, deeply inside, Actually a Nazi .. accidentally and wrongly born .. nay, Trapped, .. inside an American Citizen's body.

But now (via the emotional support, and settled science, of international marxism) they're self-actualizing their True political agency, cooperating to disenfranchise, frame, arrest, destroy wrongthinkers whose opinions lay outside the party's narrow diversity.

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notCIA 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't think there are any rainbow roads around where I live, or I absolutely would.

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TrumpTrain425 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not yet! Bettet yet, paint a super straight one and go back a few days later to do a peel out on it.

If the blacks and jews can fake hate crimes, why can't the based?

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Pickinpox 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make sure to borrow a liberal friends pickup for the hot lap.

Borrow a liberals truck....jajaja

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

A gay little pink Miata convertible with headlight eye lashes just drove in a circle at 2 mph for a few seconds...

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TrumpTrain425 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fair point. God forbid it comes to it but I'M never going to be a political prisoner and they better send bachelors.

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Aoikaze2000 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every single piece of road art should have multiple11's on them.

NO EXCEPTIONS

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notCIA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I genuinely researched whether or not there was a piece of "road art" anywhere near me. I was pretty surprised that there doesn't appear to be, I live nearish a pretty gay city.

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sadly I can't join pedes because AWD vehicles have too much traction so the only way they'll ever draw 11s is if you've got over 1k HP... and even then it's hard to do. I doubt I'll ever get to that much HP as I have a LONG road to climb to get there =/

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robob2700 5 points ago +5 / -0

Depends, do you have AWD or 4WD?

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notCIA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Both

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rainbow Burnout

Epic.

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Robbdogg 6 points ago +6 / -0

We do donuts right on the public road as soon as we are inches off work property! Hahahahaha

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NinjaPlease 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm !

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RonPaulPatriot 33 points ago +33 / -0

Extremely based of you 😂🙌🏻

Love the energy friend.

Keep fighting the commies 🇺🇸

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BaronGSD 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not unless they were laced with mj!

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Ophelia 94 points ago +94 / -0

Muffins. Such a gentle word for such and alpha move. 👍

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Women4Trump2020 56 points ago +56 / -0

Muffins for MAGA. We can make it happen at workplaces nationwide

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 62 points ago +62 / -0

They came after our guns they never expected us to fight with baked goods.

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guitarmastershredder 18 points ago +18 / -0

Alpha as it gets

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maleitch 16 points ago +17 / -1

Absolutely brilliant.

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STONKATRUCK 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't understand why he got written up he was just protecting his vaccinated coworkers from potential covid exposure they could have been contaminated muffins. Obviously unvaxxed are willing to take the risk so he shared it with them.

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is gonna vex that undecided fatty fat fatty in the office!

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 234 points ago +234 / -0

I work in the office and do not wear a mask. It is causing real division between those in the factory though, and I wanted to support them in a small way.

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Bolo 69 points ago +69 / -0

My work place is the same. They also have started supporting BLM, George Floyd verdict, pronoun use and lgbtq+ crap. I will no longer be buying their products and started by buying a brand new lawn mower by a competitor.

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w0lver1 39 points ago +39 / -0

how do you fuck up selling lawn mowers?

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spelunking_librator 64 points ago +64 / -0
  1. support blm, george floyd verdict

  2. support pronoun use and lgbtq+ crap

  3. ???

  4. go broke

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TheThreeSeashells 13 points ago +13 / -0

Grass is racist now...somehow.

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JuanTitor 14 points ago +14 / -0

Only if it's cut. If it is tall enough to hide a few cars, that is okay.

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horsefacestorm 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ha my buddy has a contract to cut unkept lawns in the hood. Joggers do not like that shit...

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CJ74U2NV 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do you mow a lawn with a crowbar?

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thebest2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

It identifies as a scythe...

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w0lver1 2 points ago +2 / -0

REEEE White people's grasses are greenerrr!

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Bolo 5 points ago +5 / -0

By cucking out to the woke mob.

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 9 points ago +9 / -0

95% of leftists have probably never mowed a lawn in their life.

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BobDolesBanana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Repent and be your precinct leader. Be persistently active in your local county's Republican Party. Seek out RINOs and crush them. Afterwards, run for office (school board) and win over "no party" voters by knocking on doors, one by one. Never ever give up. After your eventual election victory, enjoy the lamentations of weeping communists. This is best in life.

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jamesbcrazy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lawn mowers?

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w0lver1 1 point ago +1 / -0

exactly.

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2016TrumpMAGA 20 points ago +20 / -0

I am about to drop about $2000 on a new mower/tractor. Please tell me who not to buy. Thank you.

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Bolo 27 points ago +27 / -0

Toro

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MobileDev4Trump 4 points ago +5 / -1

John Queer tractors is kinda catchy

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Cavetoad_1776 2 points ago +3 / -1

John Deere made in IL or IA and no BS on their home page.

https://www.deere.com/en/index.html

Love mine, miss it when I can't ride it.

Commit to the CUT!!

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Aletheia 4 points ago +4 / -0

except the whole right to repair thing they kinda started

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RuleoVicus 3 points ago +3 / -0

GM tried lobbying to make it illegal to work on your own car about a decade ago.

Deere found out a work around- make everything run and function on software; customer stuck in end user license agreement.

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Parhelion12 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cub Cadet is made in USA

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ManBadOrange 2 points ago +2 / -0

Walkers are the best but they are pricey , made in USA though.

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WVboi 7 points ago +7 / -0

You guys are doing it wrong. You should be making sure everyone knows about your company's politics. Extra points for sharing this info with the conservative crowds. Show corporate what happens when they alienate the company from the majority.

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plaaaa 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's insane how many companies are using these joke flags. I'm just like wtf. I'm not confused about my gender but I'm not "stereotypical" either. Looking at linkedin. It's "funny" seeing people who didn't like my being atypical pretending to be pro pronoun idiocy. Or those I know who are racists, waving their BLM flags. Like mmm mmm sure suuuureeeee..

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notmydirtyalt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please don't be B&S

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Aletheia 5 points ago +5 / -0

He said Toro, not Briggs.

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Trumpy_Bear 8 points ago +8 / -0

Factory workers want everyone wearing masks? I don't buy it. I'm a machinist and I could easily see half the machinists in a big shop telling anyone telling them to wear a mask to go fuck themselves

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Bunniefuzz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny how they don't push that shit on based workers. They know it won't fly. In 2020 during the quarantine I Went to work everyday no masks none of the workers wore them and no one said anything.

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not the workers, Corporate HR. They even do daily walk arounds the factory floor to make sure everyone is wearing a mask that should be. And yes they have a list of vaccinated employees who "voluntarily" disclosed the information to make that list so they could go without masks.

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Based.

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RStroud 64 points ago +64 / -0

Legend.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 13 points ago +13 / -0

Confirmed.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 47 points ago +48 / -1

Beautiful! You should have thrown in some unicorn cupcakes for fun.

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Teapot_Gravy 20 points ago +21 / -1

No seriously, they should be rainbow cupcakes. Brilliant!

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BallsackPaneer 19 points ago +19 / -0

CupKeks

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spelunking_librator 13 points ago +13 / -0

no step on cupkeks

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TheDespotofCartoons 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have a recipe for those, FYI. Can post here or PM.

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Tendies_or_GTFO 31 points ago +32 / -1

That's some big dick energy right there. :)

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wantsomegetsome 27 points ago +27 / -0

fucking KEK! balls meet face fucking shills.. its because they have zero creativity

and hate themselves

MAGA4EVA

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Hodor124 34 points ago +34 / -0

What makes you think so, and what's his motive for doing so?

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SquiggyMcPepe 38 points ago +38 / -0

He is an hours old troll. Deport him.

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anon2309011 35 points ago +36 / -1

What are your opinions now after you got BTFO?

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RoosterHeadBad 19 points ago +19 / -0

Maybe so, but I still laughed my ass off.

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HANG_traitors 5 points ago +5 / -0

You sir, are a faggot.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Name checks out’

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me-no-likely3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you not see the pic?

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Greatlakespede 32 points ago +34 / -2

Everyone deport this faggot

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catsfive 12 points ago +14 / -2

Done

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BumDiggie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Go home to Mommy!

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SpaceForceMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

username checks out

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BaronGSD 12 points ago +12 / -0

Says the guy who’s name is inspired by bullshit

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 29 points ago +29 / -0

And there he is.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 25 points ago +25 / -0

His mask came off quick - he must've wanted a muffin!

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bills_gash 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mad he got the jab and now his cells are falling off.

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bigdickhangsright 16 points ago +16 / -0

An FBI agent larping as a stormfronter?

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Greatlakespede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did you assume its genderp???

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themightykekfish 5 points ago +5 / -0

See if three frens dogpile they can’t help but fembot out

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s always a stormfag dooming the hardest. Why is that?

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MICHIGANisRED 17 points ago +17 / -0

He linked to a picture proving it. You're the faggot.

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BaronGSD 14 points ago +14 / -0

Listen, Joe Biden Jr. just because you’re annoyed at President Harris today doesn’t mean you need to come in here and ruin our fun. It’s past your bedtime. Give it up.

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bigdickhangsright 5 points ago +5 / -0

C'mon, man!

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cjcivicx 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol @ poor ANTIFA shill attempting to sound like what they think an evil Trump supporter would sound like.

Retard.

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Equality72521 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bwhahahahaha! Bwahahahaha!

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BallsackPaneer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I

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current_horror 178 points ago +178 / -0

You're like the parent who picks up his kid from school because he punched a bully, and then you take him out for ice cream.

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YouNeedVPN 113 points ago +113 / -0

That's the correct thing to do.

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bigdickhangsright 43 points ago +43 / -0

Hell yeah. Told my kid that as long as I feel it was justifiable it's ice cream and pizza. Idgaf.

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Parhelion12 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wrong. You do gaf. fist bump

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 46 points ago +46 / -0

Damn Right!

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 14 points ago +14 / -0

A great parent!

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MICHIGANisRED 12 points ago +12 / -0

Great comparison!

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donalds_stones 5 points ago +5 / -0

My kid said some kid has been harassing him and his little sister on the bus. I told him one quick punch right to his nose and he'll stop doing it. Hes already asked the kid to stop plenty of times. It's time to escalate and assert dominance. (My wife isn't too happy about my solution, but she'll come around.)

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MrAnderson1776 143 points ago +143 / -0

Just tell them you dindo muffin'

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 42 points ago +42 / -0

KEK!

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Athena86 94 points ago +94 / -0

Well lots of places are hiring in case it doesn’t work out.

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 87 points ago +87 / -0

I am updating and floating my resume.

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MrAnderson1776 20 points ago +22 / -2

Your order of operations was wrong. You do that first.

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 70 points ago +70 / -0

Most people at my work have a great sense of humor and got the sentiment. Never expected HR to go crazy, but that is the corporate world for you.

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RedPilledRaven 34 points ago +35 / -1

Right now the job market is very good. Good time to job hunt.

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MrAnderson1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not go. Is.

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BlackPillBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Being a crazy power hungry communist bully is a prerequisite to HR.

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TheThreeSeashells 4 points ago +4 / -0

Woman or soyboy? (If it's HR, it's a 95% chance it's a woman.)

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bigdickhangsright 6 points ago +6 / -0

No need to FOIL his plans.

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MrAnderson1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

They blacklist people in certain professions now. God speed.

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Tcrlaf1 70 points ago +70 / -0

Employers can’t medically discriminate in any aspect of employment, including hiring. That means, based on an actual or perceived medical condition, it’s illegal for an employer to:

Demote you Deny you a promotion Deny you benefits Deny you reinstatement Force you to quit Harass you Reduce your pay Refuse to hire you Refuse to provide you with a reasonable accommodation

https://www.yeremianlaw.com/articles/what-is-medical-discrimination/

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 73 points ago +73 / -0

I am looking into legal options, but so far no takers. I work for a billion dollar company with a plenty of attorneys and most are too scared to go up against a giant.

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MrAnderson1776 39 points ago +39 / -0

Been there and you're right.

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Cacciali_Via 33 points ago +34 / -1

Big companies get sued all the time for made up shit and they regularly settle because its cheaper than tying up all those corporate lawyers and turning over documents and such.

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BaronGSD 27 points ago +27 / -0

If you can find a way to get out of there I promise you you’ll never regret it and won’t look back. Those woke corporations with huge HR depts. that literally run the company anyway - they’re poison to your soul. I used to work for one myself. Hint - Reagan used to do speeches for them. they bought the company I worked for and everything went to shit after that. They were woke and this was in 2004-2006. Playing by their rules eventually turns good men into cucks and fine women into fire breathing lesbians. You’re smart enough to do your own thing, I’m sure!

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BostonVoter 22 points ago +22 / -0

I just thought about it. You can play off them. You can say since they created the division within the company, 2 classes of workers. You fell into one class and you simply brought in muffins for the class that your billion dollar organization created. You belong to the unvaccinated class. Discrimination Lawsuit is gonna be epic

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spelunking_librator 7 points ago +7 / -0

muffins will be the company's downfall

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quell2 8 points ago +8 / -0

I tried suing a past workplace for workplace discrimination/creating a hostile work environment (which I think was partially related to my support of Trump), but the lawyer told me it would be too circumstantial and even if I won the case, I'd likely only be able to collect unemployment benefits vs. anything substantial (I wanted them to hurt).

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

did you try to get written up for an offence your employer is doing unpunished?

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quell2 2 points ago +3 / -1

I considered it but I couldn't force myself to spend any more time there than I did. OP probably has a less circumstantial case than I did, but either way, the threat of suing my past employer gave me a good bit of satisfaction in the first place (since I let them know on my last day that I'd be pursuing legal action).

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BostonVoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is there cameras in the break room, you can always deny , deny , deny

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Cameras everywhere! Corporate company the man is always watching.

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realPhantomFuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

I worked for Big Brown as an Internal Security Supervisor. We had every inch of property covered (besides the bathrooms)

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Parhelion12 4 points ago +4 / -0

Naw, we was watchin you. Tuesday's deuce was impressive!

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realPhantomFuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember hearing about a Sup getting fired for putting mobile cams in a bathroom

After reading the email I just said "fucking retard"

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CIAMM 8 points ago +8 / -0

Who has pressed this issue and won?

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

None so far, but there is always a first.

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CIAMM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's hope! As many plaintiffs as possible signed onto the same lawsuit is the only way to do this ...

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CIAMM 0 points ago +1 / -1

Actually we didn't. We had Rudy, drunk off his ass every day by no later than 6 OM, gatekeeping to make sure no evidence of fraud was presented.

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YouNeedVPN 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't think it's had enough to be pressed at all, but not sure.

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magaeducator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Does a "vaccine" count as a medical condition? I feel like this pertains more towards like a diagnosis.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

soon

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PocketPosse 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not strictly true. Diabetics generally can be passed over for heavy machinery and trucking for obvious reasons. Hooters is still able to discriminate against men and females without implants.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

so bring muffins for non-diabetics only and get written up

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kt524 1 point ago +1 / -0

If we weren't in clown world I'd agree. But the way things are going it would seem this may become the norm.

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GeneralVeers 49 points ago +49 / -0

Me before clicking in: "Update your resume' and start job hunting."

After clicking in: Yup, OP beat me to it.

Get that replacement job, then start bringing in drinks and muffins for the unvaxxed EVERY DAY until your current job finally lays you off. Then you're immediately off to your new job. :)

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Friend_of_John_Galt 37 points ago +37 / -0

☝️👍 never thought scorched earth would look like free muffins

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

instructions unclear, got injected with toxin blueprint

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BallsackPaneer 44 points ago +44 / -0

Holy shit. So my work mom went into the break room to bring me a plate of muffins that had been placed there and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of muffins out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my work mom but I'm literally in shock that she would think that I am unvaccinated. I feel like I'm going to explode! Why the fucking fuck would she do this to me? I literally changed my avatar to an I've Been Vaxxed one. This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe she is that dumb. I want a future without nightly headaches and heart palpitations. I want to believe in Moderna. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought HR had prevented this? This is so fucked.

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FuckuSpez 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fuck I miss the good old days.

Thanks for the nostalgia pede.

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slimcoat 14 points ago +14 / -0

An older meme, sir, but it checks out!

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themightykekfish 10 points ago +10 / -0

🤣

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MICHIGANisRED 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek! I actually have a work mom. Nice 65 year old widdow who's kids are out of state, owns 5 dogs, and gives me motherly advice.

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Basedsliceofwinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

My old job had a lady like that. Everybody loved her. She got yelled at once for some bullshit and was at her desk crying. Management had to deal with a mutiny at that point.

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NetscapeNavigator 5 points ago +5 / -0

This whole thread is great, but the icing on the cupcake? It's this right here.

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SpaceForceMAGA 43 points ago +43 / -0

Well giving sweets to vaccinated people could be a liability. What if it put strain on their swollen hearts?

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 78 points ago +78 / -0

Get this ....by only letting unvaccinated employees have muffins I made vaccinated employees feel bad making a toxic workplace environment.

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MICHIGANisRED 41 points ago +41 / -0

Did you ask the HR cucks if they know what irony is? 😂

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EaglesFanInPhx 35 points ago +35 / -0

By only allowing vaccinated employees to go naskless they have made unvaxxinated employees feel bad and make a toxic workplace environment.

See, I can play that way too!

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cholulaking 12 points ago +12 / -0

This would have been my argument.

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JS_Mill 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it's private it doesn't matter either way. If it's government, they've got a suit on their hands.

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BallsackPaneer 16 points ago +16 / -0

Working next to the vaxxed could actually be toxic if the stories about shedding have any truth to them.

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RedPilledRaven 9 points ago +9 / -0

They proved your point for you. Unfortunately they are probably too dense to realize this.

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spelunking_librator 7 points ago +7 / -0

they've admitted they're creating a toxic workplace environment... go balls deep un them

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MegoThor 37 points ago +37 / -0

Do you know the muffin man?

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeah, poor guy wouldn't bake a tranny cake so they awarded his shop to the complainant. It's now the Muffin Ma'am.

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SoAngryRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

KEK!

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moonStruckGirl 8 points ago +8 / -0

… the one that lives on Drury Lane?

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck you, you beat me to it. Take your goddamned upvote.

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dryGulch 6 points ago +6 / -0

The muffin man?

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Ophelia 1 point ago +1 / -0

The muffin main.

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CIAMM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Long live the Burrito Brothers!

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BaronGSD 24 points ago +24 / -0

Genius! Sounds like something I’d do. When I was in my 20’s I worked at a bar in Denver (over 20 years ago) and some customers were talking politics - including the bar manager. They were all trashing Republicans and conservatives. I decided to stop pretending like I didn’t have an opinion and spoke my mind. This was after this one 1/2 black 1/2 white guy was whining about being too white to be black and too black to be white and I mocked him in a baby voice about his widdle problem. He was disgusting. The whole group was horrified and started telling me I was racist and the guy standing next to him grabbed me and slammed my head up against some decorative iron railings. The bar had no idea about my political leanings, but the manager witnessed the whole episode and 15 minutes later I walked out of there bloodied and unemployed. Another group of people saw me walking out and stopped me to ask what happened and I told them. They decided to walk out with me and wouldn’t come back. The manager yelled at me to get off the property or he was going to call the police - after that about 1/2 of the place walked out in protest. This was back when Colorado was solid red and pretty unapologetic about it. I hated that job anyway, so it was a fine ending to a chapter that needed to end anyway. Sorry for the long story…yours was way smarter and I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during that HR meeting to discuss how bad you are. How they figured you harassed anyone - they’ll justify it however they want. Bravo to you for having some balls and a great sense of humor!

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bigly4trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

They don't care if there was actual harassment - they know their policies are bullshit and just want you to shut up and go away

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Julia_J 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's horrible! Did you at least sue?

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BaronGSD 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, at the time I was completely broke and learned the lesson of how few lawyers are willing to work on contingency.

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GodDamnedEngineer 23 points ago +23 / -0

SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION WITH HR.

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 48 points ago +48 / -0

It went something like this...... you made us look bad, so we are going to punish you. I am of course paraphrasing.

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RedPilledRaven 26 points ago +27 / -1

Most HR ladies need to lay off the muffins. HR is a perfect example of women ruining the workplace. Every rule created is geared towards punishing men, which is systemic sexism.

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 42 points ago +42 / -0

Well..... this is awkward...... I am a Lady Pede.

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bigly4trump 20 points ago +20 / -0

You're doing it right, which means you don't say "HEY I'M A GIRL" for attention on the Internet. You let your posts stand on their own merit.

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

I was hesitant about posting that, yikes. The cat is out of the bag, now anyone who reads it knows.

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HKMachine 10 points ago +10 / -0

Tbh your username contains Heart it wasn't exactly a secret.

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Rules of the internet, you're a guy until stated otherwise.

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NoMoRedditYo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was going to say this 😂

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Geyck 4 points ago +4 / -0

SHOULD have known. Guys aren't the thoughtful ones that would buy treats. But damn then! The balls on you!

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me-no-likely3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now I know!

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JeffPeebles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll never forget...

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slimcoat 10 points ago +10 / -0

lol I love the internet.

If you're hot or at least hotter than the HR hags, their jealousy will lead them to target you.

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GravityBounce1976 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol

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RedPilledRaven 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahaha well your theoretical balls are bigger than mine. I should’ve been more specific liberal women ruining the workplace. You clearly are making it better.

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Basedsliceofwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

RIP your inbox!

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BillDBlasiosBlackSon 1 point ago +1 / -0

L O N D O N

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quell2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Every HR rep I've met has been a cunt.*

  • The men included, though they were often soyboys more than anything.
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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Same, I think they have to pass an initiation.

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quell2 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've never had a pleasant interaction with an HR rep. I work for myself now and have decided to never hire an HR rep no matter what size my company grows to. The entire industry of HR is chock full of assholes, clowns, and cunts and those who serve in HR rules get off to being cruel and mean dramaqueens.

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me-no-likely3 4 points ago +4 / -0

HR are the cops of a company

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Cavetoad_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

HR is for people who can't succeed as a secretary. Or a salesman, or an engineer, or a laborer, or a project manager, or skilled tradesman, or ... they do what they can, try and glean power .

I'm holding my tongue from here... Fuck HR I got my company letter today RE the jab today. I'm pondering options.

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Pede3 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would have just taken the free muffin and figured that OP is trying to be nice. - female Pede but not HR obvs.

We need more Pedes to infiltrate HR, though.

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CIAMM 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's when you rip off your facade layer of clothes to reveal that you are the Punisher, and Kyle them all. This story must end this way! Kill them with kindness / muffins.

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Friend_of_John_Galt 7 points ago +7 / -0

"... and the best part is James O'Keefe is just outside..."

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh I wish that were so, that would have been so great!

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kayak 22 points ago +22 / -0

If the vaccines are so wonderful, why are the unvaccinated wearing masks?

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 28 points ago +28 / -0

Because the lawyers said it was ok to treat employees differntly based on vaccination.

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spelunking_librator 11 points ago +11 / -0

wait... that's exactly what you did

can't apply same law differently

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is why I think there may be a case here.

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MrJethro 22 points ago +22 / -0

bring drinks for the non shot people tomorrow. can't mask now cause I'm drinking. gotta hydrate!

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Fangerang 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yea my work is doing this too. I just stopped wearing a mask despite not getting vaccinated (obviously) but they aren't actually checking or anything. It's all just theater.

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geekesmind 7 points ago +7 / -0

I will wear mine passed the Gestapo walking in

but soon as I get to my station I take that shit off

I refuse to have my face covered up to where I cant breath when its 105 temp in the warehouse

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ModsAreSupercucks -3 points ago +2 / -5

Fag

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

The whole country is, and has been for a long time.

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Barack-Obama2 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is it possible for you to tell us the company name without outing yourself? I’m sure a few pedes would love to 1-star their sorry asses to oblivion.

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Good looking our pede, but I still work there so they would know where the hate was coming from. May consider it as a nuclear option in the future.

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

it would not be hate... it would be a hug of broke

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ModsAreSupercucks 4 points ago +6 / -2

Amphenol Aerospace fired me for taking my mask off whrn the unvaxed people were allowed to take theirs off.

I have a son on the way. It ruined my life. But I fucking walked the walk.

Fuck Amphenol

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cajun_robear 11 points ago +11 / -0

Of course they reported you. That's what Nazis do.

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samgab 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's bullshit (I mean, them treating you like that is bullshit, not the info). They're your muffins, you can give them to whomever the fuck you want. That doesn't make not giving a muffin to someone "harassment". What a load of crap. I think you should name and shame the company.

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HotChicken 9 points ago +9 / -0

Im blessed to work in a good office where the CEO, even though vaxxed is in agreement with Patriots. he only got it because his wife made it a marriage issue.

masks are looooosly enforced in my work place. and in fact because im one of the very small handfuls of those not getting the Jab, I got my own office because of it

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RenaissanceOfHope 4 points ago +6 / -2

How would a spouse make it a marriage issue? That sounds like grounds for divorce.

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Bunniefuzz 6 points ago +6 / -0

That marriage would have ended quickly.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

you're dangerous, what if vaxx people catch covid from you

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WakingKnowledge 9 points ago +9 / -0

BASED AS FUCK!

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TruthSanity1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nice job👍

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Merrill 8 points ago +8 / -0

Based and Red Pilled

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sixfingerdildo 8 points ago +8 / -0

that's... fuckin... GENIUS!

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Jestre 7 points ago +7 / -0

But vaccinated employees get free donuts reeeee

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

sue for harassment

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BrionK 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sounds like you need to write them up with a lawsuit violation of HPI in HIPAA. Enjoy early retirement and ownership of your new company fren.

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DontTreadeOnPepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hats off to you Fren!! Brilliant 👏 I'm in the same boat, whe my company makes us return to work I will be discriminated against via segregation and forced masking. I haven't decided if I will refuse to return to the office or not. But if I do go back I will follow your excellent example!

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

It was glorious! Trump taught me to be a fighter. Sometimes you use the sword sometimes the baked goods but you fight!

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malooch 7 points ago +7 / -0

A lion amongst muffins

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farstriderr 7 points ago +7 / -0

How is that harassment though?

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

I guess because I took away the virtue glow of the vaccinated, which made them very angry.

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farstriderr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well I hope you didn't sign that shit.

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TH3JAD3DH3ART [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hell yeah I did, with a complete write up about how their policy is discriminatory, divisive, and making a toxic work environment. I wanted to get that on the official record of the "incident".

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spelunking_librator 5 points ago +5 / -0

smart... now continue until they fire you, then profit

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YugYensid 7 points ago +7 / -0

You dindu muffin

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SoldierofKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

You need to sue them for the hostile work environment they are creating. They have not right to demand access to your medical records.

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Wheres_Varg 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the way to go. Make it public, don't settle, take it to court.

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SoldierofKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Attorney Robert Barnes put together a template letter for anyone who's employer is compelling vaccination. If your employer has asked for proof of your vaccination, they've already broken the law

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Wheres_Varg 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember him talking about about this on Infowars a little while ago. The company I'm with is pretty relaxed at this point, nobody really gives a shit about the masks.. but I have a feeling it wont be long until corporate decides to pull some shit. I'll keep this in mind.

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Prayeradime12 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmao, well done.

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cholulaking 6 points ago +6 / -0

I walked out on my last job when my dumb bitch of a boss finally confronted me about not following the mask policy after a couple months. It was new years Eve and I had enough. More than doubled my salary a couple months later.

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notCIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based

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DirtyPeppermint 6 points ago +6 / -0

How is that harassment? Discrimination, yes. Harassment?

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

she's not obligated to bring muffins for everyone

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Brokenmatrix2021 5 points ago +5 / -0

All these years I never knew the muffin man was based. The tooth fairy is a fkn faggot.

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RexCollins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao

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crobbies 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuckin kek

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NickAtNight 5 points ago +5 / -0

So, do it again tomorrow !

And file a workplace complaint of harassment against them for writing you up !

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Greatlakespede 5 points ago +5 / -0

So you work for "socialist' faggots?

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CIAMM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Most employers are

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

does not compute

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Socialismsuckz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ha love it. F them.

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MICHIGANisRED 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're an inspiration to me. I will plan something similar, as I'm in the same situation.

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1Wyrmshadow1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Frame it and put it up proudly with streamers.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m wondering how things will go down at my job. Our work from home is in the process of ending, but they are gonna segregate us by “unmasked vaxed” and “masked unvaxed”.

But I will refuse to wear a mask and refuse to be vaxed. So I guess I’m gonna he fired whenever I’m forced back in the office, because I can’t foresee that situation playing out in my favor.

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MBMadigan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I could not be more proud of you!!! That’s incredible.

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pup1pup 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was never about logic.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

4 cops chasing a lone surfer: mUh dEaDlY vIrUs

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Changed777 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're a hero

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CrashXXL 4 points ago +4 / -0

How fat was the HR slob and how hard did you laugh in her face?

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet sumo wrestler fat

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BidenTouchedMe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Discrimination lawsuit

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Bldg_2019 4 points ago +4 / -0

This dude MAGAs.

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Next time make muffins for the jabtards with Ex-Lax in there, because they are full of shit!

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Bunniefuzz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jabtards!!! Lol!!!'