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tRuSt ThE sCiEnCe (media.patriots.win) 😷 LOCKDOWN BS 😷
posted ago by SamWilliams1397 ago by SamWilliams1397 +3360 / -2
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deleted 55 points ago +55 / -0
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603win 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yes, I have received a vaccine

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deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Got receipts?

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FattyWatt 5 points ago +5 / -0

already had corona, not too bad!

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Hanging_Chad 12 points ago +12 / -0

You should try corona delta, it's a bit more tingly

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ViagraFalls 5 points ago +5 / -0

The corona delta airlines versions is airborne and can go as high as the stratosphere.

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Coitus_The_Swamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

try corona delta, it's a bit more tingly

KEK

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UndeadRevolver 1 point ago +4 / -3

I have every FDA-approved vaccine

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much do you want for them?

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UndeadRevolver -1 points ago +2 / -3

One. Hundred. Billion. Dollars.

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RDDPro 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Good Lord that's a lot of money!"

How about $1.25 and ya let me lick the caps?

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BlackPillBot 21 points ago +21 / -0

I say yes, and then ask them how many times have they been vaccinated. Whatever number they say, I scoff at them, and say they can do more for their fellow man like get vaccinated once month like me. If they say that’s ridiculous, call them to stop being a racist who doesn’t trust the science, and walk away.

Edit: I’ve only actually had the opportunity to do this once so far, but it was entertaining to say the least. The hardest part is keeping a straight face the whole time.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 8 points ago +8 / -0

And just think, lefties do that all the time with a crazy face.

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MICHIGANisRED 12 points ago +13 / -1

This is the way

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Kek_Johnson 12 points ago +12 / -0

When asked I respond with when and how they fucked their significant other last...AKA none of your fucking business.

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dykstra89 8 points ago +8 / -0

i just tell em 'have fun getting depopulated'

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Coslin 43 points ago +43 / -0

I do Commercial Truck Sales in New England. The amount of people who are relieved when I stick my hand out for a handshake is comical. And I've been doing it since this whole thing started last March. It takes the edge off immediately because people realize you're not a brainwashed buffoon and you're still grounded in reality. And this is in Massachusetts of all places.

There are a LOT more people out there than you realize who are over, and never bought into, this shit.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can confirm. Handshakes have become a secret Trump signal to our fellow deplorable monsters. Almost surprised Huffington Post hasn't done an expose "Experts warn that anyone offering to shake your hand is a Trump Nazi."

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permissible_missile 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. I too am making handshakes great again.

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Ponzo 31 points ago +32 / -1

You have to get closer to someone for an "elbow bump" than you would for a handshake

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MICHIGANisRED 9 points ago +9 / -0

And if shake hands, and can resist the urge to put your hands in your mouth/nose/eyes/asshole afterwards, there should be no concern.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 18 points ago +18 / -0

HONK HONK

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RiverFenix 12 points ago +12 / -0

inb4 eating dirt as a child builds your immune system

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Arden 10 points ago +10 / -0

God made dirt and dirt won't hurt.

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Athena86 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’ll give you worms though. Lol

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Arden 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amount of times I've been muddy for days on end. Numerous.

Amount of times I've gotten worms. Never.

Amount of times I've been muddy looking for worms. Numerous.

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Jesusismygardner 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was raised on a farm and growing up we ate dirt too and even drank water downstream of the cows peeing upstream. If we dropped any food on the floor we lived by the 5 second rule (if you pick it up within 5 seconds then it was OK to eat, if longer then either wash it off with water or blow the dog or cat hair or dirt off before eating). Never been sick a day in my life (mid 60's now) and "Hell No" I am not getting the vax.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Five second rule only works if you don't have a dog! As a kid, it was race the dog for whatever fell on the floor!

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Menthol100 9 points ago +9 / -0

Next thing you know they’ll want us all to touch dicks

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PrionPrime 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just the tip....

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Shroudedf8 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not gay if the balls don't touch, amirite?

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oldhankdonald 7 points ago +7 / -0

Elbow bumps aren’t meant to make sense. They’re the equivalent of anal swabs.. It’s to make you look like a fucking cuck.

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KennethsFrequency 3 points ago +3 / -0

China imposed mask restrictions during the SARS thing, they've had 20 years to study the lasting impact of forced masking, ...for example kids NEED to see the happy faces of their classmates

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

...only if you're not trying to break those kids...

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spezisacuckold 5 points ago +11 / -6

The idea is that you cough into the inside of your elbow and elbow-bump with the outside of your elbow.

People are way less likely to touch their face with the outside of their elbow (basically impossible), and if they elbow-bump they are way less likely to touch the outside of their elbow and then their face over just shaking hands and then touching their face.

But don’t let facts get in the way of your feelings and good memes!

For what it’s worth, many of the CDC’s guidelines make sense from a scientific perspective, but that doesn’t mean they should be enacted because we need to weigh them against a million other things to consider.

“Science” can be stretched to say nobody should ever go outside ever again. You know, if the goal is to save lives from COVID-19 it does make scientific sense.

But again, we need to weigh that goal against a million other things. 100% of the bad response to COVID-19 is because of weak and/or corrupt politicians using “science” irresponsibly to excuse huge power grabs.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 4 points ago +5 / -1

Wait, so they are saying that blowing possibly infectious droplets out of your mouth or nose into an area of your body that is two or three inches away from the area of your body used to touch others is advisable?

Studies have shown the droplets from a cough or sneeze can travel tens of feet away from the source, but a few inches away is safe?

I'm no infectious disease expert like the CDC is but that doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

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Sparks1017 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're right, I actually saw a photo taken of an uncovered sneeze, magnified many times of course, and this was years ago, and the particles practically filled the room, quite amazing. Say Hi to Lovey, fren

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spezisacuckold 3 points ago +3 / -0

I too am really fucking annoyed by the inconsistency in application of guidelines by those that deem it necessary to follow said overreaching guidelines.

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SamWilliams1397 [S] 3 points ago +10 / -7

LMAO... your elbows touch tables, armrests and other surfaces all day long. Idiot...

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BoatingAccident 6 points ago +7 / -1

I thought he had a well reasoned post. You are name calling him over one cherry picked point you need to pick on when the rest of what he said made perfect sense. Seems like he just hurt your feelings and you're lashing out.

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SamWilliams1397 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

First day on the Internet?

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Slothboy 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's what many posters on here do. Point out anything that is wrong with their logic and they immediately go into rage mode.

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BoatingAccident 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was still and still is a funny meme too!

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spezisacuckold 0 points ago +1 / -1

Way to entirely miss the point lol

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Keep_on_winning_kag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can rub my elbow with my other hand, then touch my face, eat or rub my eyes. So could the other person.

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spezisacuckold 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes. I get that. Everybody gets that. The point is there is a reduction in risk. They could take this a HELL of a lot further legitimately using scientific principles.

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BoatingAccident 1 point ago +2 / -1

Great, well reasoned post. OP is an idiot for lashing out at you.

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Afripede 4 points ago +5 / -1

I always though coughing into your elbow was the least effective way. Almost like they want it to spread huh? Edit: It’s far away from your mouth and if you’ve got wee baby soy arms?

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BlackPillBot 7 points ago +7 / -0

The key is to cough into other peoples elbows. 😉

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DRKMSTR 1 point ago +1 / -0

For those of us who wear long sleeve shirts, it works quite well.

I just don't elbow bump anyone because that's just nasty.

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honkimus Maximus

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Pepelosi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Them- Are you vaccinated?

Me- Fuck off.

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Slothboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have received any number of vaccines in my life. So I honestly answer "yes."

If they choose to be vague that's their bad.

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Pepelosi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like to let them know to FUCK OFF. No bullshit, just FUCK OFF!

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BabbleRabble 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trust in the governement is an epidemic - thankfully the governemt is doing a good job in finding a cure.

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Chopblock 7 points ago +7 / -0

...AND LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE ENFORCED MEDICAL EDICT HAS BEEN PROVED WRONG, COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE, USELESS, OR FATAL

  • It’s contained in China
  • Stopping travel is Xenophobia!
  • It wasn’t created in a lab!
  • Use our faulty tests!
  • No masks! Wait, shitty masks only! No, 2, 3, 4 masks!
  • Sick folks to the rest homes!
  • Panic! Panic!
  • Follow the CDC “experts” only!
  • Censor the medical information!
  • Use the Chinese data!
  • Shut down the hospitals!
  • Shut down the economy!
  • Use these faulty models!
  • Install plexiglass!
  • Don’t go outside!
  • No exercise!
  • Don’t touch anything!
  • Ventilators! More pressure!
  • Censor the nurses!
  • Release dancing nurses!
  • Stop patients from seeing their loved ones!
  • Make decisions for unconscious patients with no advocates!
  • No HCQ!
  • No zinc!
  • No Vitamin D!
  • Shut down the meat plants!
  • Run faulty studies to discredit the working therapies!
  • BLM protests are OK though!
  • Leave the medical ships empty!
  • Count every death as Covid19!
  • Quick! Rush Fauci’s wonderdrug that... lessens symptoms by one day
  • Use faulty surveillance model!
  • Switch to number of cases!
  • Treat flooding out of new tests like exploding number of cases!
  • Count each test as a new case!
  • Clear out the surgery recovery units to make Covid wards!
  • Stop tracking Flu altogether!
  • Emergency use foe experimental RNA therapeutics!
  • Change the medical definitions!
  • Absolute power for non-expert appointed county officials!
  • Checkpoints with gestapo arrests and concentration camps for the non-compliant!
  • Release violent prisoners!
  • Socialized medicine is the answer!
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Morgio_Zoroder 3 points ago +3 / -0

The concept of coughing into one's elbow predates the Plandemic. Perhaps it doesn't make much sense if you go around elbow-bumping everybody, but in general, it's a hell of a lot more hygienic than hacking up a bunch a phlegm into your palm.

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Morgio_Zoroder 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think that approach is gonna help us much. Being nice to people opens the door to changing minds.

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

cultists need to be deprogrammed first...suggestible types are not worth the time.

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Artek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bumpin weinesses.

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amnesia.

Lol.

I prefer coughing at walls myself.

And for what kinda 'shakes' to 'greet each other', why not put your left foot in and your left foot out, before you realize these stupid fuckin' ritualistic greetings are just that. :p

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

kekekekeekeek......my old hobby used to be farting in elevators, now i like to cough in them.

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ravioli_king 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trust the Scientology!

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Weloveflyovercountry 2 points ago +2 / -0

kekekkekek...fauciology is deadlier though...and more fun to laugh at/make fun of.

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you bigots just get on board with the science already! I'm on my third injection and the seizures aren't even that bad. The feeding tube barely tickles now. But to hell with grandma right?

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KennethsFrequency 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you plan on putting everybody in cages, the first step is concincing them they are nothing more than animals........TRUST THE SCIENCE

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FloridaDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

DAYYYUM

I didn’t think about that

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Iteachfuckingscience 2 points ago +2 / -0

I FUCKING TEACH SCIENCE

FUCK THE CDC

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Skepticconservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer the brainwashed to wear masks. That's an indicator to keep my distance so I don't catch the stupid.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOVE this meme! Kudos!

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erefernow 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe.

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mushmouf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like Mr Rogers is about to rob a bank.

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

The CDC now states the China Wuhan virus doesn't pass on surfaces - 0 infection from surfaces. Why are they still saying don't hand shake?

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RDDPro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Old Fred wouldn't have that shit

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like elbows are back on the menu boys!!!

https://youtu.be/Ikig6SqZGd8

https://youtu.be/vEAWL16wQMY

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ItsaClownWorld 1 point ago +1 / -0

honk honk

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Dckman 1 point ago +1 / -0

HONK HONK

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Goldlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

coughing into your elbow was always a thing though

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you wash your elbows?

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Goldlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

no

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I rest my case. The elbow thing was bullshit from fauci to obama, and obama to the people. It was never a thing until obama. Cough into your hands, or a handkerchief, and wash your hands.

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furfull 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dunno about using Mister Rogers. He was a thoroughly decent human being and an ordained minister. He was also a Republican.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the same thing!

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Rubicante 1 point ago +1 / -0

In 2022 the CDC will recommend a salutary dab for thr Insta, rather than a limp handshake.

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ever seen anyone wash their elbow?