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Trolling on a Airplane (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by neosin ago by neosin +3934 / -0
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2008RonPaul2012 220 points ago +220 / -0

The guy behind him not amused

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onemoretimeagain22 152 points ago +152 / -0

That guy behind him can continue to eat bags of communist di*ks, after all, it is his nature

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rossiFan 67 points ago +67 / -0

That guy behind him has a butt plug in his mouth and then puts his mask on.

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BoatingAccident 47 points ago +47 / -0

Stop judging! The guy behind him probably can't read.

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Ifeargovtmorethan 27 points ago +27 / -0

You phobic biogots! The guy behind him isn't a guy!

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lordvon 27 points ago +27 / -0

you schrodists! how can even assume he exists!

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onemoretimeagain22 12 points ago +13 / -1

Damn,, y'all bringing the lol's

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MadMaxUSMC 14 points ago +14 / -0

These type of threads are my favorite. Some solid gold comedy on this site daily.

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SimpForMelania 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm stealing this

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CIAMM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that the first church of Schrodism, or the second?

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BoatingAccident 11 points ago +11 / -0

He must be chewing gum. Either that or the flight attendants think he's Tyrus and are afraid to approach him about it.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 26 points ago +26 / -0

People like that are never amused, that's why they're like that

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Gerbaski 27 points ago +27 / -0

One of the conditions of being a lefty is to be eternally miserable. Belief of perpetual victimhood is the only way Marxist ideas take root.

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Blackrider 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is some deep truth in that. Lol

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philnmdg 13 points ago +13 / -0

The guy behind him can eat his nuts

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Odeon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only thing that could’ve made this better would be if that guys eyes lit up with joy like a kid on Christmas

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TheMadManDidItAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably... hard to tell because the big fucking ugly mask. Hides emotions. But, if you are wearing a big ugly fucking mask like that faggot behind him, I think it's a pretty safe assumption.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 90 points ago +92 / -2

I see all these David Harris Jr posts about flying unmasked and I don’t believe for a second that he actually keeps it off after he turns his selfie off. I went on a business trip last month and in the course of a 4 hour flight, I got yelled at 3 or 4 times by the sky waitress for having my mask down, and was even threatened with federal penalty. Was denied boarding until I changed out my bandana for one of their dumb “approved” masks. On the 2 hour delayed redeye back, I was woken up 5 times just to check if I had it on (was sleeping with my hat over my face, mask off). And both flights were in first class with lie-flat seating so I was further away from people than him in cattle class, and should’ve had better service. Multiple coworkers of mine have actually landed on the no-fly list while on business travel in the last few months. So when he posts video after video about flying unmasked, I don’t buy it.

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motoford 85 points ago +86 / -1

This is why I will never fly again, even when this goes away, I won't forget how these airline crews got power drunk.

They aren't coming down off that high easily.

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Kinestron 33 points ago +33 / -0

I didn't care for flying before this due to how people were treated after 9/11. The TSA makes everyone feel like a criminal. No thanks. Now with the stupid masks and overzealous airline personnel...hell no! Too much power over how people live and breathe.

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Robust_Safeguard 2 points ago +3 / -1

I used to fly so much and from my experience TSA has nothing on the power tripping stewardesses. They think they are federal marshalls or something. I usually have no trouble with TSA because they are incompetent morons. Even got away with bringing a pack of art razors on by accident after they searched my bags. Wasnt until I gor home and unpacked my shit that I found them loose in the front part of my backpack that was a carry on

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MasksAreChildAbuse 21 points ago +21 / -0

Same. Which sucks because I love flying. Just gotta get rich ans level up to afford private chartered flights I guess lol

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frankblank 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm not sure they (you know who) even want you to. The way they see it you are just wasting "their" (ie yours) money on some activities they want to keep to themselves while you could be handing that money to the State and Corpos. This is why the ruling class loves the idea of lock-downs so much. They want you out of their sight.

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FrankZappaSA 1 point ago +3 / -2

Hello. Airline employee here.

It isn’t us. If the FAA finds out about any incident, we get hit with HUGE fines and it puts our Air Operators Certificate in jeopardy. Believe me. I see the reports every day with number of people who refused to wear a mask and were denied boarding or those who took it off mid-flight.

We hate it too, but we’d like to keep serving you. We can’t afford to stop flying. If we do, we get hit with more ridiculous fines by our increasingly tyrannical government and former Vice President.

Signed,

-a pissed off airline employee who hates TSA a lot more than you. (Believe me.)

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Ophelia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spare me. You could at least pretend you didn’t see it off.

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FrankZappaSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure, YOU can. And I can. And all of our employees can.

But the social justice warrior (passenger) behind him can go file a complaint with the FAA and it can become a giant pissing match. Ultimately, we get fined tens of thousands of dollars because of some dickless taddle-tale. Sometimes the jerk records it, puts it on YouTube, and makes a big stink out of it, and our shitty media throws gas on the fire. When we did nothing wrong. We just want to fly.

Downvote me all you want, but it’s not that simple. There’s a lot of frens that work with me at my airline, and if we had an angle to push back, we would have.

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motoford 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about the toddler that was eating ?

I don't think you are all power drunk, but enough are that I will not fly again.

Thanks for sharing some insight from the other side.

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FrankZappaSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good question!

There were some incidents recently where the pilots & flight attendants were nazis to children. Meetings were had… and long story short, they were shut down.

So yeah, there’s a few a-holes, but most pilots especially are super based. They usually think the COVID stuff is BS. Especially the absurd flight requirements to certain destinations.

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FrankZappaSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh—by the way. I don’t blame you at all for not wanting to fly in the midst of all of this BS. I’ve had dozens of conversations over the past year with my coworkers about how many people won’t fly until all of this BS is over. It’s hard to know how many customers we have that won’t fly, but we know that number isn’t zero.

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Unicron3 62 points ago +62 / -0

What did you say?!?! Did you say, "Sky Waitress!?!?!" You are now banned from Earth.

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Perhelion 41 points ago +41 / -0

“Sky Waitress”😂😂😂

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Leucophylla12 23 points ago +23 / -0

I call em cart tarts😂

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Ponzo 14 points ago +15 / -1

Pilot Escorts

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grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know last time I flew it appeared most of them needed depends.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can’t take the credit for it. Saw someone else on here use the term and appropriated it.

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NO_RINOs 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m totally going to start using that term too.

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westrock2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is that more offensive than calling them “Gays, Grannies & Grande’s”? 😁

It’s hard to follow the outrage flow chart these days. 🧐

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philnmdg 6 points ago +6 / -0

I still call the Stewardess

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

They hate you the most.

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philnmdg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, they correct me every time in very testy voices

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

The thing that really gets me about it is that... I consider "stewardess" to be a classy term because it invokes the image of when air travel was something people got dressed up for, men put on their suits, women put on a nice dress, and being a stewardess was a prestigious job for women.

...now it's a job for powertripping fags and hags.

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philnmdg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup, that's back when men were men and women were women.

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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 1 point ago +1 / -0

And women didnt have dicks.

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Assassin47 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put him on the No-Land list.

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Anaconda 17 points ago +19 / -2

Oh yes. He definitely put it back on. FAA under Biden supports mask mandates and are the backup to the airlines and airports now. Before it was the private airlines and airports doing it and they kept begging the FAA to be the ones they can point their fingers at.

Before was just a temp ban from airlines. Now it is FAA fines.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only thing I could think was he might get away with it being a black guy. Just because of any racist liberal flight attendants might be too afraid to confront it. And any based ones would be okay.

But I doubt he would get away with it wearing trump gear. They would get agitated and demand compliance just because of his political beliefs.

But if I would to bet, its probably 75-80% he wears the masks.

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Controlgroup 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah you have to wear it or they’ll ban you from the airline.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 11 points ago +11 / -0

I would refuse to fly under those circumstances, and have. If your company complains about that, they should find a worker who is more compliant. They will never change their opinion while they get the benefit of our expertise without having to care about our personal opinion

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POTUS_DonnieJ 10 points ago +10 / -0

They’ve been letting me drive to business trips since the pandemic started. Actually been enjoying driving from Michigan to Arizona. But this was a last minute trip, and I only agreed because things have more or less going back to normal. I didn’t realize how fucked in the head those sky Hitlers have become.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 7 points ago +7 / -0

Seems reasonable, on your part and your employers. I'm glad to see that they made reasonable accommodations for a good employee.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah. For a Fortune 500 company, they have been very reasonable this whole time. Obviously plenty of stupidity, but no proof of vaxx needed, honor system on masks, etc. Despite technically being on work from home, I’ve been in the office every day since last July and its actually been totally tolerable for the most part. Plus, we’re still getting merit increases and promotions unlike every other company in our industry/sector.

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Alohakid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks using the correct noun "employee" instead of the socialist noun 'worker'.

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BOBON0101 37 points ago +37 / -0

Buying that hat right now 😂

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 23 points ago +23 / -0

And no mask! What airline allowed this blatant lawlessness?

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 22 points ago +22 / -0

Saw recently that some airline allowed 1st Class no masking, but all others had to mask up.

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Whoopies_tds 41 points ago +41 / -0

That's because Covid won't travel to first class....DUH!

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CIAMM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Covid is low class

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apchrkey 8 points ago +8 / -0

Airplane classes are kind of dystopian. More crowded seats for you because you're poor!

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 14 points ago +15 / -1

He is a person of color, they know that if he acts against him, the fake news will not know how to hide a type of news like this, headlines: ''airway attacks a black person who is a Trump sympathizer for not wearing a mask '' .

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Anaconda 7 points ago +8 / -1

They will simply make his skin look white like paper while wearing the MAGA hat

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westrock2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gamma filter ☑️ Levels filter ☑️

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Shayhawk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Guarantee he put the mask on as soon as the camera was off.

They literally will not move the entire plane if somebody has a mask off.

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MICHIGANisRED 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just have a bottle of water open in front of you and take a small sip every time you're questioned.

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Anaconda 3 points ago +6 / -3

He likely masked up later. During boarding it is chaotic and nobody is checking for masks.

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FatAndDisabled 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're allowed to removed the mask when you eat and drink. Could have been during the period when they bring out snacks. It took me almost two hours to eat my two Delta Biscoff cookies. I nibbled on those cookies like an anorexic hamster. Every time waitress walk by, chew chew, chew. 😎

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Frog_Anne 4 points ago +4 / -0

I used a packet of goldfish crackers when I flew. Just hold one in front of your mouth like you're about to eat it, and you can read your book in peace. Make one little package last the whole flight.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

the person in the back is a cuckold fag who gave his vote to Pedo Biden.

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mty_green_go 9 points ago +9 / -0

Saw a guy boarding from Mexico to Dallas the other day wearing a shirt that said

"You ain't black - Joe Biden"

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behemoth887 8 points ago +8 / -0

you want to know who libs blame for biden? us. libs are never at fault for anything, especially their own actions.

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DarkPhoenix 7 points ago +8 / -1

Wish more people did

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obar1 7 points ago +7 / -0

the guy on the back ... close to Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - right?

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Dckman 6 points ago +6 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

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chelthing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hat-bañero

Jal-hat-peño

Scotch bonnet

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TheLeftIsAntiRight 4 points ago +4 / -0

All hat thanks to cap-saicin.

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chelthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ayyy

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ChynahIzAzzhole 6 points ago +6 / -0

The headphones guy... Regret Face.

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fakewhiterage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hope you kept an eye out for the dindu behind you

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Hunterswhore 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hawt

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NakaTrash 4 points ago +5 / -1

Kek!

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

High energy! 🇺🇲👍

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Gyromancer 4 points ago +5 / -1

Over the Top

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NakaTrash 1 point ago +1 / -0

And over the target!

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MrsBarker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hello handsome. Lawd.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

This dude flies a lot. I don't envy him.

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Trump_or_Bust 3 points ago +4 / -1

Trigger warning

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beats headphone guy knew he was, or assumed he was the subject of ridicule

His eyes go straight to the cap even before Trump voter turned it completely.

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BigDickEnergy 3 points ago +5 / -2

MAGA, YOU MAGNIFICENT CULTURE WARRIOR!

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SupremeDearLeader2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guy behind him needs a hug

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bg4u 2 points ago +2 / -0

First thing that came to my mind as well. The burger king is legendary. This otoh is only considered 'trolling' by boomers

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GainesvilleFlorida 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seattle Bug Tech H1N worker behind him is not amused

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CommieCrats 3 points ago +3 / -0

notice how dudes eyes went slanty in back ccp is the natural progression of sus

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HombreNaranjaBueno 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's been doing this for a while and I started copying him. I always fly domestic first and wear my MAGA cap.

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MontanaRanger5150 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought you had to be vaccinated to fly?

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BS2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

that's fucking funny

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z89101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fantastic - no one will DARE pull they shyt on this man.

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Mattdaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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redditbiggay 2 points ago +2 / -0

excellent

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BasedNL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based

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UncleTrumpsBand 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahaha

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Controlgroup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love it

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

The hero we need

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Testosteroneape2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice

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wst4 2 points ago +2 / -0

Righteous!

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ChuckSteak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wouldn't be surprised if he got kicked off the plane.

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TrumpCopper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell a black man to take his hat off on the plane BS!!!

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rebellionistheanswer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet the sky waitress got into a huff

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Eh_tu_Brute 2 points ago +2 / -0

High energy

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markolbb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based.

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philnmdg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah Buddy!

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FrankWisner 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's Our Guy.

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Induceddrag 2 points ago +2 / -0

They won’t know whether to get him kicked off the plane for the hat or not wearing a mask. There will be considerable bleating from the Sheeple.