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Blndhairylegs 139 points ago +139 / -0

they arent fat so there is that

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CahalTheMad 37 points ago +37 / -0

Sumo wrestlers have entered the chat

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leo-bulero 80 points ago +81 / -1

Sumo wrestlers are nothing like your typical obese person. They’re professional athletes who work out every day and eat relatively healthy food, just in massive quantities. They’re in much better health than some sedentary ham planet who drinks soda and eats junk food all day long.

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leakmouth 40 points ago +41 / -1

(keks out loud upon reading “ham planet”)

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jpower 48 points ago +49 / -1

Japanese are based as fuck.

Shit, they held better Stop the Steal rallies than half of America

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SmartWomenLoveTrump 27 points ago +27 / -0

Japanese are fucking smart

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DiveAndBait 5 points ago +5 / -0

And hot

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Shadowreaper07 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ham Beast < Ham Planet < Ham Galaxy < Hamdromeda Galaxy

The scale that shouldn't exist, yet does, but such is clown world.

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NimbleNomad9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hamiverse

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magnokor 20 points ago +20 / -0

All true.

Most sumo wrestlers just have a nice outer covering of body padding, no actual fat anywhere inside where it could do damage.

Did watch a 500 pounder at the sumo yesterday, probably one who is more large than athlete.

They were in the third division. The top division, strong and fast and large and powerful.

On the other hand, thanks to CT scans, scientists find out that sumo wrestlers’ bodies don’t have much visceral fat. Besides, most of this fat is stored right under their skin so it doesn’t affect the blood circulation at all. If there is any type of fat in sumo wrestlers’ blood, it is triglycerides. However, the amount is strictly controlled under an appropriate level like a normal person. In fact, sumo wrestlers are also blessed with a small volume of cholesterol. Therefore, they escape all the diseases related to obesity like heart attack and stroke.

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bigdickhangsright 9 points ago +10 / -1

That quote is what fat feminists think of when they say healthy at any size. They think they're like the sumo - fat but free of all the negative consequences that typically come with being it.

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Seatacjoe 8 points ago +9 / -1

"sedentary ham planet" hahahah

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softhack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like those power lifters with dad bods lifting far more than body builders.

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JohnAdams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Diet soda.

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NavyGuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Diet soda is the absolute worst thing you can put inside your body.

Avoid all fake sugar, fake butter, soy... just eat the real stuff.

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GrayManNumber333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not same kind of fat.

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angrysnowpede 20 points ago +20 / -0

80% of all Covid deaths are associated with obesity.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the case with almost any disease really, probably even accidents too.

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watchredditdie 16 points ago +16 / -0

literally came in to say "they're also not fat fucks" rofl

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NavySTG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly.

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thingaboutarsenal 33 points ago +33 / -0

Their immigration is strict af. You're not getting in for more than 90 days unless you get a job there.

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Lord_Kek 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can konfirm.

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A_Russian_Wall 8 points ago +8 / -0

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

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acasper 20 points ago +20 / -0

You can and it would probably be alright. Learn to speak Japanese at least to a middle school level before you visit and your life will be a lot easier. Keep in mind that it’s an entirely different culture with its own mores and downfalls.

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Persuasion 21 points ago +21 / -0

My favorite place in the world after America. The America i grew up in anyway. Don't see much of that anymore.

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bluebahloo 3 points ago +3 / -0

He means immigrate there.

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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know.

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bluebahloo 2 points ago +2 / -0

So when you said he can immigrate there, how exactly would you recommend he do that?

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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Under normal circumstances I’d say get a job there teaching or do remote work. Unsure what the requirement would be under CoViD. Is there something special you’re aware of regarding Japan?

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ThisIsHowItStarts 19 points ago +19 / -0

My brothers lived there for 30 years. My daughter went there to go to school. She had to go through a strict vetting through the school, she had to go to Los Angeles to take a test robe approved by the school. Then you have to have a sponsor that has $40,000 in the bank that will cover any of the expenses that you potentially would leave behind an ethically. She was there for one year.

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DrCowboyPresident 28 points ago +28 / -0

If only we had an ounce of their common sense.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 10 points ago +10 / -0

I KNOW!

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kxitx 7 points ago +7 / -0

from talking to some people I know from there the general populace do not mind immigrants who assimilate into their culture and do not attempt to rock the boat with their silly ideas - they will still treat foreigners as if they are clueless about things until they a shown otherwise though so expect to be treated as "baka gaijin" by people you have never met before even if you have lived in the country half your life

allegedly part of the criteria for attaining citizenship is how much you appear to be trying to fit in (although as to how accurate that statement is I do not know and if true you are never told of this)

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yoisi 5 points ago +5 / -0

The west has problems cause of immigrants and you want to run from your own country and cause the same problem to Japan? BTW their culture is very different and they don't like foreigners either.

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spelunking_librator 10 points ago +10 / -0

without the ADE vaxx, there is no perma-pandemic

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tabularasa_556 5 points ago +5 / -0

They used masks long before covid happened and probably 80% of the time it wasn't even related to sickness. It's basically a fashion thing over there

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prayinpede 5 points ago +5 / -0

If someone had symptoms. Like an active cough or even seasonal allergies. Its looked at the same way as not covering your mouth when you cough over here.

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thejohnson651 43 points ago +43 / -0

Japan does not believe in China B.S., not now, not ever. Japan knows Chinese tricks, knows first hand.

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Apersonofinterest 35 points ago +35 / -0

They’ve been living in an irradiated country from Fukushima, Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Godzilla so they’re immune from the virus.

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spelunking_librator 9 points ago +9 / -0

the weak are already gone

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Beeferson 31 points ago +31 / -0

i don't believe any of the "official" numbers. it's all fake.

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Niqlndym 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hmm...Where are the Olympics this year?

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Beeferson 8 points ago +8 / -0

tokyo

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ParticleCannon 30 points ago +30 / -0

Because Japan honors their elders instead of murdering them to rig an election

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Deplorable33 29 points ago +29 / -0

Pede working in Japan here. Co-workers that got their first or second shot (big roll-out for under 65 in June) complain about arm pain and have been taking off for a few days. Some just take it kuzz the government says so, others are too busy working to take time off, haha. Opinion is generally they would prefer a Japan-made cocktail over a barbarian one.

My foreigner co-workers gobble that MSM propaganda up though, clapped as they get their reservations and then complain when they have terrible pain after the second shot. Half expecting some of them to keel over. Won’t catch me with that Pfizer juice though. Employer doesn’t care (yet) if we have the shot or not, personal preference and all that. But given that most of the population is old, I don’t think we’d be having too many deaths or reactions.

But for the younger normies? I guess the population decline will speed up quite a bit if/when the Jabbers start having real issues.

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EredAmlug 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same situation as you.

I'm hoping they don't make it mandatory.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +5 / -1

hope goes far these days \s

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sleepingbeautyc 27 points ago +27 / -0

Ivermectin was discovered in the Japanese soil. Maybe that is why?

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niacin 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they're still not letting fathers see their wives and new babies in the hospital.

Source: Good friend in Japan just had their 2nd kid. Hospital wouldn't allow visitors. He got a picture of his new baby by text, they had to stay in the hospital for a couple days. He won't meet his son for another couple days.

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massivehairycleaner 11 points ago +11 / -0

Have they been reporting car crashes, suicides, murders, and heart attacks as covid deaths in Japan or did they not take the bait?

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EredAmlug 9 points ago +9 / -0

No. Nothing like that.

But it is interesting to know that there have been more suicide deaths than china virus deaths.

Zero concerns, zero reporting, 100% specific and detailed reporting on every single new case. 100% 24 hour coverage.

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vongregormench 9 points ago +9 / -0

They’re not fat.

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FinishTheBorderWall 10 points ago +10 / -0

They’re average intelligence is probably significantly higher than ours too.

Edit: Their* I just proved my own point.

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GetWokeGoBroke 4 points ago +4 / -0

umm... I'm not going to be the one to say it...

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

Respect for not editing.

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TeeBP 7 points ago +7 / -0

Isnt Japan implementing vaccine passports though? I wonder if they'll try to force more people to get vaccines.

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EredAmlug 9 points ago +9 / -0

People are pushing back against it. Hopefully we win.

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Deplorable33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, they are. They want 10(?) major countries to accept them, but barely trying to get it done. But for those trying to get in Japan? Tough luck. Passports would only before for those leaving the country.

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NavySTG 7 points ago +7 / -0

They aren't obese?

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MasksAreChildAbuse 7 points ago +7 / -0

Honestly we are probably very similar statistically, maybe the US is higher because of our obesity rates, but overall I think every western nation has inflated covid deaths and cases.

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mmmagoo007 5 points ago +6 / -1

Godzilla is taking them out at a more rapid rate.

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massivehairycleaner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, Godzilla deaths would totally get reported as covid deaths.

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clownworld30330 4 points ago +4 / -0

May they keep it low!

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Walleye-vision71 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just heard on a radio news break (abc) that there is a major spike in Japan, and they also said there is a big spike in “very serious cases” mostly in, and I quote, “conservative, unvaccinated areas”. I’ve noticed a big coordinated media campaign correlating spikes in unvaccinated the last few days. Get ready!

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becky21k1 0 points ago +1 / -1

Oh okay so it's bullshit then

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DaemonKrog 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are used to propaganda by the state and know how to recognize it unlike most of the idiots here.

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treasonUS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tiger Blood

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moukaereaho 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair the majority of that was probably the elderly and essential workers being prioritized. Vaccinations for the general populace has just been opened up in the past month. Japan has their fair share of sheep so expect a small bump in that percentage.

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ComebackKing 2 points ago +5 / -3

Asian is the new white supremacy

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bluntedaffect 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't have an alphabet, so there's no way for the more transmissible, deadlier, high capacity variants to exist.

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InterestingIke 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like their lying about the US vax rate I highly doubt half the country got it lol.

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Tardigrade 3 points ago +3 / -0

Im shocked at how many people I know got it, definitely over half. And Im in a purple state.

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zentoco 0 points ago +1 / -1

They lied that former VP Biden won, so, why wouldn't you just believe what this fraudulent regime says?

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Monsieur_Novembre 2 points ago +2 / -0

Last year the number of people below 50 who officially died from Corona-Chan in Japan was 44…

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NoEffLeft2Give 2 points ago +2 / -0

They aren't dieing, cause they aren't jabbing poison in their arm!

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TGNX 2 points ago +2 / -0

When the Japanese are the non-conformists, you know it's bad.

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kneelbeforezod 1 point ago +2 / -1

well also japan is very strict with there masks so that's what they'll is the reason everything is fine over there

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iamherefortheluls 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's because Japan is famous for having such a low proportion of aging population, so covid has few vulnerable people to target.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

the Chinese virus does not attack Asians only Westerners

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ShitOfPeace 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm going there later this year and I hope this means they won't have a vaccination requirement to get in.

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ShambolicPaul 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the reported rate. The Japanese will not go to the hospital or get tested or anything like that unless they really really have to. These covid numbers are probably the people who can't breathe. The really bad cases.

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brotatofarmer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Go ahead and go unmasked in japan and see what happens.

If you think their covid response isn't strict, you'll be on a plane out of the country faster than you can say sayonarra.

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HAKUJIN 8 points ago +8 / -0

I never wear a mask. Have been asked to by stores about 4-5 times total. Have encountered 2 Karen’s on public transit in Tokyo, both male. I laughed at them both and no one came to their aid.

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zentoco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because people falling off ladders aren't listed as Wuhan Red Death deaths in Japan?

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gustodog 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Japandroids have much to teach us. Hopefully the Jews won't get their claws in their culture as they have in ours.

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Sansa_Belt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very low instance of people requiring a Rascal to buy their Diet Coke and Cheetos with a side of Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.

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blueballs43 1 point ago +2 / -1

Because they are smart, not like the dozen or so folks I saw in their cars today driving around phoenix with a mask!

to many of US are just stupid!

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Simple_Question 1 point ago +1 / -0

So pretty much the one place in the world where masks were seen as "normal" before covid started is the one place that has a low vax rate while also not having people drop dead?

Am I getting this right?

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Foletado 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have much visual public conformity: much mask wearing.

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Great_Gazoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our government is the one killing us. Japan might not be killing their own people yet.

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G_regulator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it might me your franken shot protocol.

In Australia were seeing fewer bad reactions I feel because we have a 12 week gap between doses.

From what I understand the US it's 2 weeks between doses.

It's not covid that's causing the excess death, it's the vaccine. Why is there a disparity? Japan has a 15% jab rate and the US has near 50% (if you believe the Biden administration....)

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becky21k1 0 points ago +1 / -1

The radio news this afternoon claimed cases are "out of control" in Tokyo, so bad they have decided to ban audiences from the Olympic games.