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deleted 151 points ago +151 / -0
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nerd_helmet [S] 147 points ago +147 / -0

Shhh.. boss is a lib

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SaltyKrakenBalls 58 points ago +58 / -0

That poor bastard.

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CeruleanShadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

He'll have a heart attack when he sees it!

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Sneker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Specially if he’s had his shots.

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fuckthealphabetsoup 38 points ago +38 / -0

So, can I order an Audit MI?

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CeruleanShadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Step right this way...

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 15 points ago +15 / -0

Misled most likely

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bratt 12 points ago +12 / -0

You and your boss are heroes. You used his equipment and materials for the greater good. For you, for him, for the USA, for the world. The communist used my vote for what they thought was the greater good. You took a step to make my vote count. Thank you!

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UpTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why are most bosses and companies far left, it seems? Stories of good bosses are few and far between

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DJTrumpMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because when you comply and go along with the system it's easier to make money. Most people care more about money than their morals and beliefs. Therefore, the people leading companies are normally the worst people who will compromise and throw everyone under the bus to make money. The people who have morals and convictions are few and far between because the overwhelming number of weak people are against you and make your life difficult.

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Brokenmatrix2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

This. 👍

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Forty_Five 55 points ago +55 / -0

Based on the equipment in the background I'm guessing it was an inside job.

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nerd_helmet [S] 51 points ago +51 / -0

your theory would check out but that equipment identifies as a toaster... sooo...

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WowbaggerTIP 24 points ago +24 / -0

Your boss is going to be mad you toasted so much paper.

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nerd_helmet [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

probably not as mad as he will be about the ink

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Mona1950 14 points ago +14 / -0

You probably lost it in a tragic boating accident. Ink is expensive!

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bratt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Paper is wood therefore priceless.

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CeruleanShadow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those trees gave their lives in service of a patriotic cause.

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CeruleanShadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mmm, crunchy...

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DontTreadOnLego 5 points ago +5 / -0

It looks like the job was done inside ..... of the office.

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Mildad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello, FBI? I found a conspiracy theorist!!!!

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nerd_helmet [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I prefer Domestic theorist/conspiracy terrorist

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Mintap 22 points ago +22 / -0

Laminate, hang from highway overpass?

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nerd_helmet [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

yeah, that or from the back of my garage that faces the high school entrance.

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Mintap 16 points ago +16 / -0

Make sure you're 2nd Amendment responsible.

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nerd_helmet [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

who isn't?

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Moheekin 12 points ago +12 / -0

Criminal joggers

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

You taking requests?

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nerd_helmet [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lot of people are asking.. I would totally get fired over this, and I'd be okay with that

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Give me a throwaway e-mail and I'll send you what I have in mind.

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Semmelweis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Eww HP, hope you have better luck than I did. L25500 was one of the worst purchase decisions of my life, I really regret not going with a Roland since my old Sp300v last about 13 years.

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Kendoextendo 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have 2 mimaki JV33-160s at my place of work. One running solvent ink and the other running eco-solvent. The one running solvent ink is like 15 years old now and only had the head replaced once. Not bad in my opinion.

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Semmelweis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, always heard Mimakis were pretty good workhorses as well.

I went with the L25500 when it was first launched simply to avoid outgasing and curing issues as most customers around here want it done same day. I liked it until I ran into problems with it, constant printhead replacement (by design the printheads were disposable, but a pain in the ass to constantly keep restocking), the yearly maintenance kit required a near complete teardown which if I hired HP to do it would be $4000 yearly after the warranty (replaced it twice myself, kit ran like $800 each time). Drying unit went out, that was a $3000 part, which by that time I already knew I would be replacing it myself, said "fuck it, never buying HP again".

Had issues with their small format inkjets (I had one that would just print random garbage when you'd send a job until it ran out of paper or ink or I pulled the plug) and their color lasers failed far quicker than my brother laser that I use now.

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SecedeNOW 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a former printer and copier tech, can confirm. Really HP anything is just shit anymore.

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Joeshmoe91 7 points ago +7 / -0

Has been since like ‘06, and I grew up playing hockey with the son of the VP of HP at the time. And I enjoyed much of that VP corporate salary by proxy—rides to tournaments in the Escalade/Benzes with tv screens, top of the line training gear/equipment/personal full gym at his house. I was there like 4 nights a week—had hockey games/practice everyday. I’d just leave school with him

Nothing but the best food on those trips and a nanny/chef while staying at his house. Plus his sister was hot, that did not go unnoticed. Funny, we used to watch the Colbert report together, almost daily and I found it actually funny and enjoyed to program I recall. This was ‘06-‘10

In the end they went to shit to maximize profits, completely lost their identity, and outsourced everything possible to save a nickel. Now looking back, it fits right along with the kind of person his father really was, even as a dumbass teenager it’s clear as day now

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SaltyKrakenBalls 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well played!

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ChikfilaFan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Love it!

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Trump_is_GEOTUS 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll take 3 please 🇺🇸

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Greenspikefrog 6 points ago +6 / -0

How much are one of those if you don’t mind me asking?

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nerd_helmet [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Free for frens

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Herpawinski 5 points ago +5 / -0

A goddamn hero did. That's who.

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magnokor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tibor Jankovsky ?

Now Marge, just remember, if something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

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NvJohansson 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or blame the guy who recently no longer works there.

-Why is my order so messed up? Who the hell did that.

  • Yeah, that was John. He no longer works here....

Works every time.

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CL1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

You misspelled auditthevotepa.com

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nerd_helmet [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit. I'll make another. Good lookin out

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CL1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup it can lead to a more concrete action like a signature (by PA residents) of the auditthevotepa.com petition, which IMO is the least a PA resident can do before the next stage which is contacting their state legislators.

Also check out their Telegram page, they have a group chat on there.

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zentoco 4 points ago +4 / -0

All that wasted ink with the www. haha! Buddy of mine owns a printing shop, need to get him some good stuff to put on my HS facing porch door.

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PraiseBeToScience 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because realistically 90% of people don't know what .win is.

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nerd_helmet [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly this.

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't it fun when a customer turns out to be a pede?

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Leave_The_Kids_Alone 4 points ago +4 / -0

strong work.

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62jawbill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some talented sumbitch.

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Poopbot3001 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whoever denied it supplied it

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PepeMaxxus 4 points ago +4 / -0

one based AF dindu thats who

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trumpORbust 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me

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salt-collector 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh we have a plotter too 🤣

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BlackLightsMatter2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like Pepe mousing around

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

10 foot by 3 foot , yuge!

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GBA4ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well done.👍🏻

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BurtMcGirt 3 points ago +3 / -0

You win the internet for today!

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Mona1950 3 points ago +4 / -1

Too much free time on your hands son.

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nerd_helmet [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Took me less than a minute sir

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's Ma'am

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kornesque 3 points ago +3 / -0

The absolute nerve of some fre...people, some people.

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pente1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even if I knew, and I don't, I don't want to start a rumor.

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Coitus_The_Swamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOU didn't make that! - bHo

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PB_Mack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a Canon TX-4000 printer? Noice….

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Brokenmatrix2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is great bro. Kudos.

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MadMaxUSMC 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t know but a raise is in order!

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Russia, duh.

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smartass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only 10' x 3'? Must be a test print

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nerd_helmet [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen here smartass, I work with what I got.

But... I could go bigger by stacking sheets... I gotta order some ink

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Sea_Still -9 points ago +61 / -70

Fuckin Russians man....

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ClownWorldIsHere 18 points ago +18 / -0

so confused by the amount of downvotes....that seemed like a funny little joke to me. have an upvote (even though you have 46 downvotes lol)

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Sea_Still 20 points ago +24 / -4

Even though you have 46 downvotes.

Just as legit as China Joe getting 81 million upvotes!

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loverat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me too - that's just weird was funny as fuck.

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ItCameTrue 13 points ago +14 / -1

I've never seen someone get that many fans following them around downvoting. Impressive.

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GlockArm 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm almost positive from the patterns that it's actually legitimately one person.

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nerd_helmet [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

how the hell do you have 5 downvotes for that comment?? you must have 5 shills following your every move..

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Sea_Still -34 points ago +26 / -60

I have 14 actually

Check my post history

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EaglesFanInPhx 12 points ago +13 / -1

How sad that someone spent the time to make you lose fake internet points and think it somehow affects your life... lol.

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Sea_Still 0 points ago +26 / -26

I'm devastated, I just don't know how I can go on

Edit: Anyone who downvotes this comment is a stupid asshole

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WowbaggerTIP 9 points ago +9 / -0

Jeebus, Sea_Still! Did you out a three-letter agent? Defend a (((person)))? ;)

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joker 6 points ago +6 / -0

what did you do?

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Sea_Still 16 points ago +16 / -0

I have no idea I guess somebody doesn't like my posts or opinions

The hilarious part is my comment score is going way up not down.

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RedditIs4Retards 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe it's only counting positives and not negatives

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GlockArm 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, i'm pretty sure that's how it works.

This is the most pathetic thing. I'd honestly love knowing some faggot was utterly obsessed with me and could only impotently demonstrate that in a way that effects absolutely nothing.

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nerd_helmet [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

hahaha actually laughed out loud. saw you had 8 downvotes right after i posted about the 5

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nerd_helmet [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

haha went from 5 to 8 to 11... if it sticks at 14 i will loose my shit

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Mintap 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see -67

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Davenema 10 points ago +10 / -0

Damn, son.. some SOB with 73 accounts is following your ass 👎🏻. wth? Funny shit and it made me want to downboot you too if I’m gonna be honest.

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Sea_Still 10 points ago +10 / -0

Go ahead I don't think one more will make a difference

The downvotes don't count on my profile I'm up 10K for today

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GlockArm 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's pretty hilarious at this point tbh. Looks like the loser ramped up to 73 accounts. But got all tuckered out and had to take a nappy.

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Sea_Still 10 points ago +10 / -0

I waited a couple of hours to mention the downs were counting as up's to see what would happen. Now we know

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nerd_helmet [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

hahaha we'll have to investigate. and I totally saw a noose out back by the loading dock